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(USA Today)   Myrrh may lower cholesterol. Jury still out on Frankenstein   (usatoday.com ) divider line
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2009-12-23 10:33:19 AM  
That's a monstrous claim, but I bet you think it's wise to consider it pure gold.
Sweet jesus and Moses in a basket - you just crucify me. Away in a manger with you, so we can have a silent night with Noah chance of seeing you in floods of tears when the truch lepers out in front of you.
 
2009-12-23 10:39:38 AM  

colinspooky: That's a monstrous claim, but I bet you think it's wise to consider it pure gold.
Sweet jesus and Moses in a basket - you just crucify me. Away in a manger with you, so we can have a silent night with Noah chance of seeing you in floods of tears when the truch lepers out in front of you.


Now now, you don't have to go after the guy with torches and pitchforks. Frankly, I'm shocked by your animated display.
 
2009-12-23 10:53:31 AM  
Frankenstein?

It's actually Frankenberry.
 
2009-12-23 10:56:17 AM  
I chuckled.
 
2009-12-23 11:10:25 AM  
img694.imageshack.us
 
2009-12-23 11:55:21 AM  
www.movieactors.com

It's pronounced Frahnkensteen
 
2009-12-23 01:52:46 PM  
Mrh?
 
2009-12-23 01:53:14 PM  
90percenttrue.com

Hurr Myrrh
 
2009-12-23 01:53:15 PM  

Elvis_Bogart: Frankenstein?

It's actually Frankenberry.


No, that's a Minnesota senator. Al Frankenberry. He used to be a writer on Laugh In.
 
2009-12-23 01:54:20 PM  
Sorry the place is a bit of a mess. Well, what is myrrh, anyway?
 
2009-12-23 01:54:44 PM  
www.digitaljournal.com
 
2009-12-23 01:55:59 PM  

someonelse: Elvis_Bogart: Frankenstein?

It's actually Frankenberry.

No, that's a Minnesota senator. Al Frankenberry. He used to be a writer on Laugh In.


He was once married to Countess Chocula
 
2009-12-23 01:56:48 PM  
www.trianglechokehold.com

May also cause blood loss and brain damage.
 
2009-12-23 01:57:15 PM  

MentalMoment: Sorry the place is a bit of a mess. Well, what is myrrh, anyway?


Came for "Why are you giving a baby a bomb?!", but this suffices.
 
2009-12-23 01:57:20 PM  
A riot... ist an ugly sink.

img34.imageshack.us

Unt I sink it's about time that vee had one!
 
2009-12-23 01:58:57 PM  
The jury is still out, Subby? Frankenstein is far and away the rockingest song ever played by an albino.
 
2009-12-23 01:59:53 PM  
www.synthtopia.com
 
2009-12-23 02:00:08 PM  
i think that if you rub it on the back of a duck, it goes quite fast, yes?
 
2009-12-23 02:00:22 PM  
lol
 
2009-12-23 02:01:37 PM  
www.morethings.com

/Hot like what he hates
 
2009-12-23 02:02:31 PM  
Nadia Saleh Al-Amoudi from King Abd Al-Aziz University in Saudi Arabia noted that myrrh has long been used as a medicinal treatment for sore throats, congestion, and cuts and burns.

If he's wrong, the Scientific community will crucify him.
 
2009-12-23 02:05:29 PM  
Tuna is much better for you!

images.icanhascheezburger.com
 
2009-12-23 02:06:16 PM  
What about gold? Can gold do wonders if you ingest it?
 
2009-12-23 02:08:23 PM  

Funk Brothers: What about gold?


Glenn Beck has it all and he's not giving it up for anyone, not even baby Jesus.
 
2009-12-23 02:08:27 PM  
Ran over the jury:

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2009-12-23 02:09:43 PM  
that is one of the dumbest non-sequitur headlines i've ever seen on fark. and i like it!
 
2009-12-23 02:14:35 PM  
Ever smell Frankenstein burning?

i173.photobucket.com

smells like espresso.
 
2009-12-23 02:16:18 PM  
www.nndb.comwww.onepennysheet.com

first? really?
 
2009-12-23 02:20:03 PM  
And all this time I thought it was frank incest and mirth.
 
2009-12-23 02:23:32 PM  
i433.photobucket.com
Not a cholesterol lowering device.
 
2009-12-23 02:25:48 PM  

colinspooky: That's a monstrous claim, but I bet you think it's wise to consider it pure gold.
Sweet jesus and Moses in a basket - you just crucify me. Away in a manger with you, so we can have a silent night with Noah chance of seeing you in floods of tears when the truch lepers out in front of you.


Armageddon outta here.
 
2009-12-23 02:29:53 PM  

angry_scientist: Mrh?


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2009-12-23 02:35:50 PM  

Sticky Hands: angry_scientist: Mrh?

• A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (13 hours and 33 minutes ago)

• A zombie dragged Officer fr3d out into ...


Ha! I've seen a lot of that lately... Between my main Angryfarker at Buckley Mall and an alt that used to be defending Creedy...
 
2009-12-23 02:36:32 PM  
Thanks for the gold and frankincense, but don't worry so much about the myrrh next time.
 
2009-12-23 02:44:38 PM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

"Gold?! You always do this!"
 
2009-12-23 02:44:42 PM  

NuttierThanEver: It's pronounced Frahnkensteen


That's what I came here for!
 
2009-12-23 02:50:02 PM  

Pro Zack: first? really?



This thread, yes, but I've been talking up that ticket for years.

i47.tinypic.com
 
2009-12-23 02:51:29 PM  

angry_scientist: Sticky Hands: angry_scientist: Mrh?

• A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (13 hours and 33 minutes ago)

• A zombie dragged Officer fr3d out into ...

Ha! I've seen a lot of that lately... Between my main Angryfarker at Buckley Mall and an alt that used to be defending Creedy...



Hah, I haven't played that since the Goon invasion.
 
2009-12-23 02:59:16 PM  
I sniffed some myrrh once... and immediately exclaimed "Jesus Christ!"

/true story
 
2009-12-23 03:00:34 PM  
That headline makes no frankincense.
 
2009-12-23 03:04:49 PM  
Make the tagline funny moronic.
 
2009-12-23 03:05:56 PM  
This thread good.
 
2009-12-23 03:14:33 PM  

Fookin: /Hot like what he hates


Came for the holiday version. Partial credit
 
2009-12-23 03:23:11 PM  
A balm?! What are you giving him a balm for?! Aren't they dangerous?!?

tehresistance.files.wordpress.com

That and Myrrhmayd snatch tastes like anchovies.
 
2009-12-23 04:26:42 PM  
"...don't worry too much about the myrrh next time."
 
2009-12-23 04:43:33 PM  
FTA: "...although it's not clear yet how people might consume it, and more research is needed."

Good news! It's a suppository!
 
2009-12-23 05:26:52 PM  

phlegmmo: That headline makes no frankincense.


arynstary.files.wordpress.com

Agrees.
 
2009-12-23 05:42:05 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: someonelse: Elvis_Bogart: Frankenstein?

It's actually Frankenberry.

No, that's a Minnesota senator. Al Frankenberry. He used to be a writer on Laugh In.

He was once married to Countess Chocula


True story: She was my babysitter when I was younger. My mom didn;t like us eating sugar cereal, but she always hooked us up with some Admiral Crunch.
 
2009-12-23 05:59:21 PM  

Funk Brothers: What about gold? Can gold do wonders if you ingest it?


upload.wikimedia.org

Never tried it myself.
 
2009-12-23 06:39:09 PM  
Must be why Jesus lived to such a ripe old age.
 
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