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(Yahoo)   Woman suprises her fiancee at the airport by showing up in a wedding gown with a justice of the peace and wedding party in tow. Apparently she wanted to lock him in before the jetlag had a chance to clear   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 83
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2009-12-23 08:45:03 AM
I'd scream "I have a bomb" and be hauled off by security and blissfully spend the rest of my days getting buggered by Bubba in club Fed.
 
2009-12-23 08:45:09 AM
I just wanted to say good luck and we're all counting on you.

/hope he ran
//where's her ticket
 
2009-12-23 08:45:23 AM
Way to put him on the spot...
 
2009-12-23 08:46:21 AM
There should only be one "e" in the masculine fiance.

Or at least I think that is right. :/
 
2009-12-23 08:48:29 AM
Mile high club?
 
2009-12-23 08:49:02 AM
done in one
 
2009-12-23 08:49:14 AM
I wonder how awkward that would be if his flight was delayed.
 
2009-12-23 08:49:45 AM
Didn't have to deal with any of the wedding shiat?
Lucky bastard.
 
2009-12-23 08:50:27 AM
littlett's: There should only be one "e" in the masculine fiance.

Or at least I think that is right. :/


But there are 2 "a"'s one "p" and 2 "r"'s in the genderless "Apparently"
 
2009-12-23 08:51:04 AM
ihatedumbpeople: Way to put him on the spot...

That's the first thing I though of.
Oh, btw, that's up there with the top AW manuevers of all time.
 
2009-12-23 08:51:22 AM
StarshipPooper: I'd scream "I have a bomb" and be hauled off by security and blissfully spend the rest of my days getting buggered by Bubba in club Fed.

Nowadays, that is just a different kind of "married".
 
2009-12-23 08:51:40 AM
RussianPooper: littlett's: There should only be one "e" in the masculine fiance.

Or at least I think that is right. :/

But there are 2 "a"'s one "p" and 2 "r"'s in the genderless "Apparently"


Submitter must have had jet lag.
 
2009-12-23 08:52:20 AM
"They plan to live in Toledo."

So she ambushes him in to marrying her that very minute.

This is his revenge.
 
2009-12-23 08:53:58 AM
He should have had the fish.
 
2009-12-23 08:54:06 AM
I guess he picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue?
 
2009-12-23 08:54:48 AM
angryjd: StarshipPooper: I'd scream "I have a bomb" and be hauled off by security and blissfully spend the rest of my days getting buggered by Bubba in club Fed.

Nowadays, that is just a different kind of "married".


Well this is just a different kind of decade altogether
 
2009-12-23 08:55:04 AM
ihatedumbpeople: Way to put him on the spot...

Since both people are required to show up in person to get a marriage license and you have to get married within 30 days of getting said license (at least in Texas), he either knew he was getting married very soon or he was completely brain dead.

So basically he traded off a bit of meaningful tackiness for the fact that he didn't have to do any wedding planning whatsoever. Lucky bastard indeed.
 
2009-12-23 08:55:06 AM
I would have told her to takeoff, eh.
 
2009-12-23 08:56:38 AM
Loud_Mouth_Soup: "They plan to live in Toledo."

So she ambushes him in to marrying her that very minute.

This is his revenge.


The bride?
helmi.home.pages.at
 
2009-12-23 08:56:49 AM
Subby a recent immigrant from Kyrgyzstan?
 
2009-12-23 08:57:07 AM
WOW, that doesn't scream insecure or anything.....
 
2009-12-23 08:57:17 AM
He should have flew to Yemen.
 
2009-12-23 08:57:23 AM
And continuing today's CRAZY CHICK Threads....
 
2009-12-23 08:57:58 AM
if you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
 
2009-12-23 08:59:25 AM
That's b@llshiat, she ambushed the poor bastard, she feels guilty for banging the bag boy at the supermarket while dipwad was away on buisness
 
2009-12-23 08:59:54 AM
el wharrrgarblo: WOW, that doesn't scream insecure or anything.....

She probably thought that she was being sweet. And she really wanted to do something nice for him.
 
2009-12-23 09:00:05 AM
I would've turned around, gone to the nearest ticket counter, and grabbed a ticket to anywhere but there.

Nothing screams crazy louder than an airport wedding.
 
2009-12-23 09:00:32 AM
This is why you always carry a spare prenup in your wallet.
 
2009-12-23 09:00:33 AM
"Suprise"?

Soo-Prize!
 
2009-12-23 09:00:57 AM
laars: That's b@llshiat, she ambushed the poor bastard, she feels guilty for banging the bag boy at the supermarket while dipwad was away on buisness


I'm sure she doesn't feel THAT bad.
 
2009-12-23 09:03:23 AM
 
2009-12-23 09:03:25 AM
AbbeySomeone: ihatedumbpeople: Way to put him on the spot...

That's the first thing I though of.
Oh, btw, that's up there with the top AW manuevers of all time.


what's an AW manuever? Not busting on your spelling :), I just don't get the AW part.

/btw - is it rational to want to favorite somebody because they have a YF reference in their fark handle?
 
2009-12-23 09:04:18 AM
Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping!
Male announcer: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shiat again.

Male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
 
2009-12-23 09:07:36 AM
LostInTO: And continuing today's CRAZY CHICK Threads....

Well put.

RUN. AWAY.
 
2009-12-23 09:08:39 AM
Should try to get this chick with that guy that got dumped after he wrote THAT letter. They would be perfect together. Amirite?
 
2009-12-23 09:10:35 AM
/did not even try to correct subby's typos.

SURPRISE
 
2009-12-23 09:11:33 AM
littlett's: el wharrrgarblo: WOW, that doesn't scream insecure or anything.....

She probably thought that she was being sweet. And she really wanted to do something nice for him.


Yeah, I guess when you're about to get married and you're both really into it that would be nice, but still...I would have sprung it on my SO wait...wait...., not to stop so abruptly, but how did this all get orchestrated without security going apeshiat?

Now that I think about it, I would have expected the headline to read, "Women tries to suprise SO in airport, both get labelled terrorists, get married, and get to spend the rest of their lives in misery! (and in jail)"

I know, would have been a red light...
 
2009-12-23 09:14:26 AM
Wow, I guess it's a good thing he didn't get off the plane with a woman he picked up on the flight
 
2009-12-23 09:15:35 AM
She probably wanted to marry him before he got any baggage.
 
2009-12-23 09:15:58 AM
I don't like surprises or being put on the spot. The biatch would've went home alone if that were me.
 
2009-12-23 09:18:18 AM
HumbleGenius: She probably wanted to marry him before he got any baggage.

She's probably got enough baggage for both of them.
 
2009-12-23 09:18:24 AM
el wharrrgarblo: Yeah, I guess when you're about to get married and you're both really into it that would be nice, but still...I would have sprung it on my SO wait...wait...., not to stop so abruptly, but how did this all get orchestrated without security going apeshiat?

I would suspect that she coordinated things with the airport to make sure that they didn't have any problems.
 
2009-12-23 09:18:39 AM
The goober is lucky any woman would have him, much less one with teeth.
 
2009-12-23 09:19:43 AM
What a wonderful way to say, "You no longer have any control over your life".
 
2009-12-23 09:19:53 AM
mesmer242: ihatedumbpeople: Way to put him on the spot...

Since both people are required to show up in person to get a marriage license and you have to get married within 30 days of getting said license (at least in Texas), he either knew he was getting married very soon or he was completely brain dead.

So basically he traded off a bit of meaningful tackiness for the fact that he didn't have to do any wedding planning whatsoever. Lucky bastard indeed.


Very true...haven't had my coffee yet...somehow "got married" equaled "proposed" in my still sleepy brain...der.
 
2009-12-23 09:20:55 AM
They plan to live in Toledo.

Someone should write a song about that.
 
2009-12-23 09:21:14 AM
el wharrrgarblo: ... how did this all get orchestrated without security going apeshiat?...

actually, I was kind of wondering the same thing. with the Totally Stupid Assholes making 78 year old ladies take their shoes off, how the fark did they manage to pull off a wedding?
 
2009-12-23 09:24:51 AM
angryjd: Nowadays, that is just a different kind of "marriedcivil union".

Because marriage is sacred. Even when it happens in an airport and is performed by a non-religious figure.

el wharrrgarblo: Yeah, I guess when you're about to get married and you're both really into it that would be nice, but still...I would have sprung it on my SO wait...wait...., not to stop so abruptly, but how did this all get orchestrated without security going apeshiat?

She's white and from the picture, reasonably attractive. And it doesn't look like she wore a veil.
 
2009-12-23 09:26:19 AM
danno_to_infinity: actually, I was kind of wondering the same thing. with the Totally Stupid Assholes making 78 year old ladies take their shoes off, how the fark did they manage to pull off a wedding?

She likely met him at the arrivals area. There's no security for her to go through.
 
2009-12-23 09:35:15 AM
similar to a guy popping the question in front of a large crowd (i.e., on a jumbotron at a stadium), banking on the SO to say yes, saving everyone the humiliation of a public rejection

/i proposed during sex
//alcohol was involved
 
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