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(3 News New Zealand) Unlikely Angelina Jolie says she doesn't mind cheating on Brad, so there you go Farkers, you're in   (3news.co.nz) divider line 329
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Darth_Lukecash [TotalFark]
2009-12-23 04:12:58 AM
Nah, I respect Billy Bob too much to bang an ex of his.
 
muck4doo
2009-12-23 04:14:59 AM
Her knees are too sharp.
 
spacely_sprocket
2009-12-23 04:15:28 AM
She sounds like a psycho-*uck; an awesome weekend if you lived thru it.
 
snoopaloopa
2009-12-23 04:29:18 AM
I understand ugly chicks like Jolie getting the spotlight. But seriously, she can't run on empty this long. Pitt has put up with enough of her shiat.
 
doglover [TotalFark]
2009-12-23 04:41:09 AM
"Neither Brad nor I have ever claimed that living together means to be chained together. We make sure that we never restrict each other."
 
coco ebert [TotalFark]
2009-12-23 04:43:14 AM
Oh, please. I could totally see her doing an Erin Nordegren on Brad just for looking somewhat lustily at a woman on the street.
 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark]
2009-12-23 05:00:10 AM
Translation: "His lawyers sharked me into a bad prenup, so I'll never divorce him"
 
shivashakti
2009-12-23 05:04:54 AM
snoopaloopa: I understand ugly chicks like Jolie getting the spotlight

Clearly you have a strange definition of the term "ugly".
 
Rain-Monkey [TotalFark]
2009-12-23 05:09:13 AM
Angelina in the news AGAIN with more sexual revelations =
a) new movie coming out
b) new DVD set coming out
c) both a & b
 
z_gringo [TotalFark]
2009-12-23 05:13:16 AM
The sparks fly at home if the nice Brad fails to see that he's wrong and reacts in a defiant way

Holy crap, she sounds like a crazy biatch.
 
MorningBreath [TotalFark]
2009-12-23 05:38:02 AM
Its pretty obvious she cheats on him. Its such a racially mixed family, she must be up to something.
 
ChrisInJapan [TotalFark]
2009-12-23 06:44:51 AM
Cool, I can offer my services siring 9 or 10 rugrats.
 
tin_man [TotalFark]
2009-12-23 07:47:09 AM
He left Jennifer Aniston for that.
 
EatHam [TotalFark]
2009-12-23 08:02:44 AM
DjangoStonereaver: Translation: "His lawyers sharked me into a bad prenup, so I'll never divorce him"

Yes, she'd better stay with him, otherwise she will be penniless.
 
RubyRed [TotalFark]
2009-12-23 08:16:55 AM
DjangoStonereaver: Translation: "His lawyers sharked me into a bad prenup, so I'll never divorce him"

They're not married.
 
EvilEgg [TotalFark]
2009-12-23 08:27:29 AM
I guess if I was Brad I wouldn't worry about this too much. No doubt that he can his too, if he wants it.
 
littlett's [TotalFark]
2009-12-23 08:34:42 AM
tin_man: He left Jennifer Aniston for that.

It is kind of sad actually. But I thought that a lot of guys want the "bad girl", poor Jen is too much of the good girl and since the divorce seems a little depressed and needy.
 
jehovahs witness protection [TotalFark]
2009-12-23 08:36:13 AM
z_gringo: The sparks fly at home if the nice Brad fails to see that he's wrong and reacts in a defiant way

Holy crap, she sounds like a crazy biatch.

Show me a chick that ISN'T crazy.
 
IdBeCrazyIf
2009-12-23 08:36:19 AM
tin_man: He left Jennifer Aniston for that.

Yes and it seems he made the wise decision

"Neither Brad nor I have ever claimed that living together means to be chained together. We make sure that we never restrict each other."

So pretty much Brad got the kids he wanted, a wild in the sack bisexual actress with decent looks, and the ability to fark who he wants while on set and away from his girl.

....I'd say that the very definition of doing it right
 
Impasse
2009-12-23 08:37:10 AM
So how long until we hear about her sleeping with one of her third world adoptees?
 
ackb4r
2009-12-23 08:37:33 AM
Shes on my list of people I can bang without my wife getting cranky, so this is great news for me.
 
AgnosticAngles
2009-12-23 08:38:09 AM
Something tells me that Brad is tired of farking her.
 
mycatisposter
2009-12-23 08:38:32 AM
Calloused labia feel like scabs.
 
TheHottieGolfer
2009-12-23 08:38:41 AM
z_gringo: The sparks fly at home if the nice Brad fails to see that he's wrong and reacts in a defiant way

Holy crap, she sounds like a crazy biatch.

Agreed. She sounds like some sort of femdom.

I wonder if she would lick my ass.
 
ingineervt
2009-12-23 08:38:58 AM
Show me a chick that ISN'T crazy.

Oh gawd THIS!
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2009-12-23 08:39:52 AM
"And with great reverence they enclining low
To the tree, so soot and faire of hew;
And after that, within a little throw,
They began to sing and daunce of new;
Some song of love, some plaining of untrew"

- 'The Floure and the Leafe' from Chaucer's Collected Works (1598)
 
OtherLittleGuy [TotalFark]
2009-12-23 08:40:02 AM
Impasse: So how long until we hear about her sleeping with one of her third world adoptees?

I'm still waiting to hear Angelina slept with Jen.

/frenemies with benefits
 
Alpha Sierra Foxtrot [TotalFark]
2009-12-23 08:41:18 AM
littlett's: It is kind of sad actually. But I thought that a lot of guys want the "bad girl", poor Jen is too much of the good girl and since the divorce seems a little depressed and needy.

I get that same vibe from her, too.
 
AgnosticAngles
2009-12-23 08:42:09 AM
TheHottieGolfer: z_gringo: The sparks fly at home if the nice Brad fails to see that he's wrong and reacts in a defiant way

Holy crap, she sounds like a crazy biatch.

Agreed. She sounds like some sort of femdom.

I wonder if she would lick my ass.

If she does let me know. I want to be second.
 
Shakespeare's Monkey [TotalFark]
2009-12-23 08:42:55 AM
www.angelina-jolie-hot-pictures.com

Do you have to help her adopt another vietnamese kid, so you can get some sweet poon?

/yeah, I went there
 
Tat'dGreaser [TotalFark]
2009-12-23 08:43:02 AM
MorningBreath: Its pretty obvious she cheats on him. Its such a racially mixed family, she must be up to something.

I see what you did there and I like it.
 
CarnySaur
2009-12-23 08:44:04 AM
Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: littlett's: It is kind of sad actually. But I thought that a lot of guys want the "bad girl", poor Jen is too much of the good girl and since the divorce seems a little depressed and needy.

I get that same vibe from her, too.

I also think it has to do with her shrill voice. It's fine in sitcom or feature-length doses, but every day for the rest of your life?
(Trying to replace the "sharp knees" dealie.)
 
heretik
2009-12-23 08:44:17 AM
Brad would probably have affairs but since he is an American male he's just too lazy.
 
JuanValdeez
2009-12-23 08:47:03 AM
heretik: Brad would probably have affairs but since he is an American male he's just too lazy.

FTW
 
reddc
2009-12-23 08:47:23 AM
ackb4r: Shes on my list of people I can bang without my wife getting cranky, so this is great news for me.

CSB- It was a sit com, I forget which one, husband and wife making up their list of who the other could do without getting in trouble, she goes through a long process and lands on Brad Pitt, then he blurts out, "I'll take the chick that does your nails"
 
littlett's [TotalFark]
2009-12-23 08:47:58 AM
Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: littlett's: It is kind of sad actually. But I thought that a lot of guys want the "bad girl", poor Jen is too much of the good girl and since the divorce seems a little depressed and needy.

I get that same vibe from her, too.


She seems like she could probably be like the girl next door. But all of the bad romances lately has really taken their toll on her unfortunately. She still looks good though.
 
backseatdriver
2009-12-23 08:49:27 AM
tin_man: He left Jennifer Aniston for that.

Both of those ladies strike me as nuts, but I can see how one could make that trade. I only the other hand prefer a smattering* of nerd in my lady so I'd pass on either.

/seriously, not even for the weekend
/* My nod of approval on the less/fewer thread

GIS on smattering

i.a.cnn.net
 
radioman_
2009-12-23 08:50:09 AM
She's pretty much crazy, but I don't care.
 
cabritosaurio
2009-12-23 08:51:15 AM
reddc: ackb4r: Shes on my list of people I can bang without my wife getting cranky, so this is great news for me.

CSB- It was a sit com, I forget which one, husband and wife making up their list of who the other could do without getting in trouble, she goes through a long process and lands on Brad Pitt, then he blurts out, "I'll take the chick that does your nails"

...I'm gonna try that.
 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark]
2009-12-23 08:51:30 AM
backseatdriver: GIS on smattering

I'll actually take her over Angelina.
 
ackb4r
2009-12-23 08:51:44 AM
reddc: ackb4r: Shes on my list of people I can bang without my wife getting cranky, so this is great news for me.

CSB- It was a sit com, I forget which one, husband and wife making up their list of who the other could do without getting in trouble, she goes through a long process and lands on Brad Pitt, then he blurts out, "I'll take the chick that does your nails"

Haha, that's funny. Our lists are strictly celebs who would never sleep with any one of us under any circumstance.
 
fireclown
2009-12-23 08:51:46 AM
backseatdriver: GIS on smattering

huh. Looks like her girlfriend goes to Maryland.
 
LarryDan43
2009-12-23 08:51:48 AM
I prefer Hackers era Jolie.
 
Smotto
2009-12-23 08:52:50 AM
jehovahs witness protection: z_gringo: The sparks fly at home if the nice Brad fails to see that he's wrong and reacts in a defiant way

Holy crap, she sounds like a crazy biatch.

Show me a chick that ISN'T crazy.

True, but there's crazy/moody during PMS and then there is stab-you-in-the-face-while-you-are-sleeping crazy. Methinks Angie falls into the latter crowd.
 
Smotto
2009-12-23 08:54:05 AM
fireclown: backseatdriver: GIS on smattering

huh. Looks like her girlfriend goes to Maryland.

Nice.
 
Dibikad
2009-12-23 08:54:15 AM
AgnosticAngles: TheHottieGolfer: z_gringo: The sparks fly at home if the nice Brad fails to see that he's wrong and reacts in a defiant way

Holy crap, she sounds like a crazy biatch.

Agreed. She sounds like some sort of femdom.

I wonder if she would lick my ass.

If she does let me know. I want to be second.

You want to be second for what exactly?
 
GacysBasement
2009-12-23 08:54:49 AM
Brad..y'all is sticking yo thang in crazy.
 
dragonchild
2009-12-23 08:56:58 AM
jehovahs witness protection: Show me a chick that ISN'T crazy.

If this is based on the occasional flipping out or emotional breakdown, show me a human who isn't.
 
IAMANOGRE
2009-12-23 08:57:00 AM
So you're telling me there's a chance... *YEAH!*


//not obscure
 
Vaguely Racist Lawn Ornament
2009-12-23 08:57:01 AM
Dibikad: AgnosticAngles: TheHottieGolfer: z_gringo: The sparks fly at home if the nice Brad fails to see that he's wrong and reacts in a defiant way

Holy crap, she sounds like a crazy biatch.

Agreed. She sounds like some sort of femdom.

I wonder if she would lick my ass.

If she does let me know. I want to be second.

You want to be second for what exactly?

Goddammitsomuch I was going to take that low-hanging fruit.

/tiny impotent fist of rage
 
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