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(Fox News)   American Airlines flight 331 from DC arrives in Norman Manley International Airport in Kingston, Jamaica, at gate 8, gate 9, gate 10   (foxnews.com) divider line 192
    More: Scary, American Airlines, Norman Manley International Airport, plane crashes, flights  
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2009-12-23 02:03:51 AM  
"Johnny, how about some coffee!"

"no thanks"
 
2009-12-23 02:04:26 AM  
nugatory2: Gyrfalcon: jclaggett: ral315: Royale With Cheese: This headline and some of the comments remind me of a movie called "Airplane!" I think it was from the seventies.

It's an entirely different decade altogether.

It's an entirely different decade.

It's an entirely different decade.

It's entirely a differnt decade.


Where I apparently do not need that "e".
 
2009-12-23 02:09:13 AM  
nugatory2: CaffietineFiend: Am I the only one who noticed the article contradicts itself? Did the damn plane break in two or didn't it?

Over Macho Grande?


I'll never get over Macho Grande.
 
2009-12-23 02:10:58 AM  
Joey, do you ever...hang around the gym...with the guys...
 
2009-12-23 02:11:24 AM  
"40 passangers were hurt"
passangers

fox news discovers new levels of journalism excellence
 
2009-12-23 02:13:56 AM  
"An American Airlines flight carrying 154 people skidded off the runway and broke in two Tuesday night after landing in Kingston, Jamaica."

Johnny, what can you make of this?
 
2009-12-23 02:19:40 AM  
mig15fagot: "40 passangers were hurt"
passangers

fox news discovers new levels of journalism excellence


Good find bro!
/golf clap
 
2009-12-23 02:20:09 AM  
They've gone to plaid!
 
2009-12-23 02:20:22 AM  
Norad: "You'll be swell....you'll be great! Have the whole world on a plate! Starting here, starting now!

Everything's coooomingggg uppppp roooooooossssssessss........."


War is hell.
 
2009-12-23 02:24:01 AM  
Where is it safe to load or unload passengers?
 
2009-12-23 02:27:34 AM  
Give me Hamm on five and hold the Mayo!
 
2009-12-23 02:31:51 AM  
I haven't been to a good Airplane thread for a while. Even though there were many nice entrees I thought Vvonder Jesus won the thread right off the bat, until I read The English Major's response to Jaws Victim. Nice job! Here, take my watch.
 
2009-12-23 02:34:24 AM  
VelmaCruise: Where is it safe to load or unload passengers?

Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shiat again.
 
2009-12-23 02:35:43 AM  
The tower!? The tower!? Repunzel! Repunzel!

/I'm spent.
 
2009-12-23 02:36:11 AM  
ral315: VelmaCruise: Where is it safe to load or unload passengers?

Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shiat again.


this is about me not wanting the baby, isn't it.
 
2009-12-23 02:36:45 AM  
I was on this flight 3 weeks ago, so I'm getting a kick...
 
2009-12-23 02:46:11 AM  
"Because of my mistake, six men didn't return from that raid."

"Seven. Lieutenant Zip died this morning."

www.principiadiscordia.com
 
2009-12-23 02:53:29 AM  
vabeard: ral315: VelmaCruise: Where is it safe to load or unload passengers?

Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shiat again.

this is about me not wanting the baby, isn't it.


You're just mad because I wouldn't have the abortion!
 
2009-12-23 02:53:46 AM  
Gyrfalcon: jclaggett: ral315: Royale With Cheese: This headline and some of the comments remind me of a movie called "Airplane!" I think it was from the seventies.

It's an entirely different decade altogether.

It's an entirely different decade.

It's an entirely different decade.


It's an entirely different decade.
 
2009-12-23 02:53:56 AM  
vabeard: ral315: VelmaCruise: Where is it safe to load or unload passengers?

Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shiat again.

this is about me not wanting the baby, isn't it.


It's really the only sensible thing to do, if it's done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
 
2009-12-23 03:01:51 AM  
Shouldn't I be making an Airplane! joke in this post?

No...that's exactly what they'll be expecting us to do...
 
2009-12-23 03:41:35 AM  
hey mon, want to buy some ganja?
sure, but don't you think you oughta land the plane first?
 
2009-12-23 03:51:57 AM  
detour-mag.com

If you haven't seen Zero Hour!, you MUST.

OMFG, the script for Airplane! is like 80% ZH, because the Zucker Brothers actually BOUGHT the script rights just to MST3K the whole thing.

Yes, he does say "It's a different type of flying altogether". There's a "I just want to tell you good luck- we're all counting on you."
 
2009-12-23 03:53:01 AM  
Oldiron_79: Yet another Airplane headline? Surely you can't be serious.

I am serious.

And don't call me Shirley.
 
2009-12-23 04:06:12 AM  

The pilots were obviously distracted.


home.roadrunner.com
 
2009-12-23 04:09:00 AM  
VvonderJesus: Wanted for questioning.

Golly!
 
2009-12-23 04:12:58 AM  
Oznog: If you haven't seen Zero Hour!, you MUST.

OMFG, the script for Airplane! is like 80% ZH, because the Zucker Brothers actually BOUGHT the script rights just to MST3K the whole thing.

Yes, he does say "It's a different type of flying altogether". There's a "I just want to tell you good luck- we're all counting on you."


one of my favorite movies--and based on the book runway 08.

its hard not to laugh when watching zero hour--you keep expecting punch lines all over the place.
 
2009-12-23 04:28:08 AM  

home.roadrunner.com


"No. Strike that. I'll have the Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam."
 
2009-12-23 04:36:55 AM  
Over easy, over.
 
2009-12-23 04:50:26 AM  
Came in for the Walton and Lanier reference. Thanks.
 
2009-12-23 05:25:40 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

I just wanted to tell you both Good Luck, we're all counting on you.
 
2009-12-23 05:29:06 AM  
i471.photobucket.com

Only ten more feet, and we'd have reason to make a bad eighties Neil Young reference...
 
2009-12-23 05:58:57 AM  
Reading "Airplane" themed threads on FARK is the best way to start a day. I'll be lol all day thinking about some of the comments here, making people around me think I'm losing my mind. People will ask "WTF are you laughing about?" and I can't really explain (unless they are also Farkers/Farkettes) without really seeming crazy. Not that I care, in truth I am sort of crazy.

As far as I'm concerned, "Airplane" quotes will never get old.
 
2009-12-23 06:39:56 AM  
That must have been some good ganja.
 
2009-12-23 06:42:20 AM  
buzzcut73: Sadly, the plane was one of their newer 737-800s. Guess that MD-80 replacement program got set back by exactly one plane.

img194.imageshack.us
It's better to go with what you know.
 
2009-12-23 06:44:33 AM  
BearToy: "No. Strike that. I'll have the Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam."

But I don't like spam!
 
2009-12-23 07:00:31 AM  
These Airplane jokes are Jamaican me crazy.
 
2009-12-23 07:02:07 AM  
Day_Old_Dutchie: buzzcut73: Sadly, the plane was one of their newer 737-800s. Guess that MD-80 replacement program got set back by exactly one plane.


It's better to go with what you know.


that stuff only works twice as good when you're upside down.
 
2009-12-23 07:23:45 AM  
There werew safer on that plane than in a Kingston hospital. I would have booked a flight home ASAP for medical.

Scary tag is very appropriate shudders
 
2009-12-23 07:33:19 AM  
I just wanted to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.
 
2009-12-23 07:39:11 AM  
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
 
2009-12-23 08:02:30 AM  
To walk along the beach. (Not quite) Alone. In the rain.
 
2009-12-23 08:09:35 AM  
Emergency water landing, 600 miles per hour. Blank faces - calm as Hindu cows.
 
2009-12-23 08:21:58 AM  
www.channel4.com

I just want to tell both of you good luck...we're all counting on you.
 
2009-12-23 08:22:57 AM  
NYC EMTs were on the scence but they refused to help anyone.
 
2009-12-23 08:29:05 AM  
CNN is reporting another bunch of rich, pretentious douches just hit the pentagon.
 
2009-12-23 08:38:16 AM  
From DC huh?
I'll bet all the second hand crack smoke got to the pilots.
 
2009-12-23 08:39:07 AM  
At least they can expect top notch medical care in Jamaica.
 
2009-12-23 08:39:18 AM  
concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...
 
2009-12-23 08:44:58 AM  
so, we are all in agreement, we picked the wrong day to quit amphetamines (sp?)
 
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