They haven't stopped selling Word quite yet, have they? Owning and operating spellcheck's still legal?

You don't start counting the days of Christmas till the 25th, dumbass-mitter.

Still better than a fruitcake.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Troopers received calls from motorists saying someone had gotten out of his car and was hitting another vehicle several times with a hatchet.

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE HATCHET SWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS!!!

Wait, I know the article is kind of vague, but shouldn't there be nine hatchet swings?

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Troopers received calls from motorists saying someone had gotten out of his car and was hitting another vehicle several times with a hatchet.

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE HATCHET SWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS!!!

Win!

So. I cut off an axe murderer?

/approves

Thanks to TMLO we have to pick up at...FFFOOUR counts of assault.

jigger:
I have never seen that variation of that picture, but i sure as fark printed it and put it on the wall below the motivational poster at work.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Troopers received calls from motorists saying someone had gotten out of his car and was hitting another vehicle several times with a hatchet.

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE HATCHET SWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS!!!

*INSERT # OF VEINS A CLOTTING*

/got nothing else
//I better not see a "FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU golden rings" post
///or heads will be slashed
////like slashies
///I keed

Sluggard Stone: Thanks to TMLO we have to pick up at...FFFOOUR counts of assault.

Three mile chase

Rohasman: Sluggard Stone: Thanks to TMLO we have to pick up at...FFFOOUR counts of assault.

Three mile chase

Two epi-sodes-of-COPS...

Savoir-Faire: Rohasman: Sluggard Stone: Thanks to TMLO we have to pick up at...FFFOOUR counts of assault.

Three mile chase

Two epi-sodes-of-COPS...

And a Fark headline about a pear treeeeeee!

I'm sure the "victim" had it coming. Probably driving 2 miles an hour under the speed limit in the left lane. That's a hatcheting in my book.

Coulda been worse. He coulda hadda axe.
You'se all pessimists.

Approves.

Can ya buy a hatchet on Amazon? Better still, a battle axe!

It fits with the thread so no hate please

Sure are an abnormally large number of Pennsylvania people involved in road rage incidents around DC. If you are getting run off the road or something thrown at you on 270, it's even money that it is a PA plate.

dittybop:
That's "tomahawkk", get it right! :)

Twelve drive-by shootings,
Eleven hiden packages,
Ten wasted hookers,
Nine hatchet swings,
Eight choppers flying,
Seven joints for smoking,
Six shooter loaded,
Five wanted staaaaaaars,
Four keys of coke,
Three dead cops,
Two RPGs,
and a liter or two of Boom Shine.

Subby's Headline made me laugh.

/DNRTFA

Solid State Vittles: /approves

I should have guessed you'd beat me to it.

ko_kyi: Sure are an abnormally large number of Pennsylvania people involved in road rage incidents around DC. If you are getting run off the road or something thrown at you on 270, it's even money that it is a PA plate.

Well, I grew up in Pennsylvania, where people drive quickly yet courteously and understand obscure concepts like "rules of the road." So I can certainly understand getting all hatchety on your typical Beltway-driving Maryland asshat (after spending the last however long being subject to the same asshattery on the part of all of the other "drivers" with which you are "sharing" the road.) Your average PA driver doesn't understand that "normal driving" involves just aimlessly weaving from lane to lane without using mirrors or signals while yakking on a cell phone and swilling coffee. It confuses and frightens them, just as politeness confuses your average DC-land yuppie. Cultural differences and all that.

I swear, I think the only appropriate vehicle to take on the Beltway is an old International Travelall with a front bumper salvaged from a tow truck. Is there some kind of stupid field enclosing the Beltway that makes drivers lose 20 IQ points as soon as they hit an onramp?

/I've been literally run off the road by other drivers twice in my life; once by a flatbed driver on the DC Beltway and once by a cop on the Baltimore beltway.

You have future vision now, subby? Cause the ninth day of Xmas ain't till 3 January.

craxyd: It fits with the thread so no hate please

you farkin' clown.

oh wait, just read the 'no hate' part.

never mind.

just_dis_guy: Well, I grew up in Pennsylvania, where people drive quickly yet courteously and understand obscure concepts like "rules of the road."

Quickly definitely. I'm a slow driver (seldom go more than 9 over the limit), but keep to the right lane unless passing.

A couple years ago a young couple from PA got killed in a road rage incident on 270 going north, racing and weaving with another driver in a green truck, plate unknown. I don't know if the green truck driver was ever caught. Very sad.