Holy shiat, they're retarded. Not only do they think ear cones actually work, they're doing it wrong! Holding it that way is a great way to injure yourself when molten wax drips into your ear canal.

namatad: Mentat: That's not ear wax honey, that's your brain.

hahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahah

a method of drawing out ear wax suggested by her stylist
um, has she ever heard of a d-o-c-t-o-r?

tomorrow I am going to ask my cat to give me a lobotomy

Never heard of ear-candling before?

It's all the rage among acupuncturist, chiropractic faith healing natureopaths who shun vaccinations in favor of an iron rich diet, which is then quickly removed from the system via several intense rounds of chelation therapy coupled with a hearty caffeine enema.

Check it out.

If you clipped out the annoying gay guy's voice and cropped out the candle.......that'd be fappable.

Hell....leave the candle.

namatad: Mentat: That's not ear wax honey, that's your brain.

hahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahah

a method of drawing out ear wax suggested by her stylist
um, has she ever heard of a d-o-c-t-o-r?

tomorrow I am going to ask my cat to give me a lobotomy

I laughed at that. thanks!

Poruchik Rzhevsky unavailable for comment
/very obscure

I think she may be simple...

/ear candles rock btw, great before going scuba diving and the crap that gets drawn out of your ear tastes good ;)

Her best performance ever.

She's a screamer. Pretty obvious in retrospect.

Ear candles are a farking scam, a burning cone can't drawn anything out of your ear

I swear to gawd if you had this girl tested she would not only meet, but exceed the clinical definition of retarded.

Doesn't matter if they work or not. For $4 each (if you do it yourself) or $30 or more if you go to a practitioner, it is a highly lucrative service.

Gordinho: I think she may be simple...

/ear candles rock btw, great before going scuba diving and the crap that gets drawn out of your ear tastes good ;)

NOTHING ACTUALLY GETS DRAWN OUT OF YOUR EAR.

The candles are coated in wax. The wax that they "push out" of the candle after they're done, IS THE FARKING CANDLE WAX.

What kind of retard would actually believe that a paper/cheesecloth tube that was lit on fire would create enough of a vacuum to pull wax out of their ear?

LEARN2SCIENCE.

Those things are bogus as hell! Just burn one without putting it in your ear...just as much "wax" appears.

Hey, Jessica, my love haggis cures acne, removes ear wax, and burns stomach fat. Call me to schedule a treatment.

PC LOAD LETTER: Tepid water and a bulb syringe. Keep flushing it out until it comes out. I do it once ever 2 months.

You can mix a little bit of Hydrogen Peroxide into that water (not much, like a 1:4 ratio) and it helps a lot... It's cheaper than Murex (or whatever the heck it's called) and it makes funky tickly crackly noises in your ear canal. Just make sure to flush it out with clean water afterwards.

Those were some pretty good sex noises.

I usually just leave the wax in until it comes out naturally.

However, I did get plugged up in the ears really bad once, and those candles actually worked.

Blowmonkey: I swear to gawd if you had this girl tested she would not only meet, but exceed the clinical definition of retarded.

Don't you mean just below...


the DAY I'M CORRECTED BY A RE... I'm sorry

What's wrong with just digging your finger in there until you pull out a crusty fingernail stuffed with wax and blood?

What is wrong with a daily swipe with a q-tip?

I heard of this new thing called a q-tip...a cotton swabbed plastic tube, about the length of a finger. Word has it they are remarkable at removing ear wax.

/something tells me Jessica Simpson hasn't read the directions for proper Q-tip use. Or the directions were far more complicated than her functional retardation can accomodate.

remeber that episode of nip tuck where the women wanted to sell mens sperm as a facial lotion. jessica simpson bought a tub of my lotion

badscooter [TotalFark]

Wow.

Ask and ye shall receive I guess.

I just use a shop vac to get the ear wax out.

/what
//can't hear you

ladies and gentlemen your new GOP presidential candidate.

If she comfortable with sticking odd things in weird places then we all have a great chance at anal sex with her then.

Anything that can draw wax out of a glass of water works just as well on your ear. Before sticking it in your ear, try candling a glass of water and you'll see the same results!

I guess people take this "I want to believe" meme seriously enough to use it on anything.

IdBeCrazyIf: If she comfortable with sticking odd things in weird places then we all have a great chance at anal sex with her then.

i'll take her wet pussy over her dry asshole anyday

d3: What is wrong with a daily swipe with a q-tip?

What's wrong with digging around with my car key?

The amazing thing here is that Huff Po is acknowledging this is regarded as a "quack practice". Their usual policy toward this type of nonsense is complete credulity.

All I an say is...

ninjakirby:
Never heard of ear-candling before?

It's all the rage among acupuncturist, chiropractic faith healing natureopaths who shun vaccinations in favor of an iron rich diet, which is then quickly removed from the system via several intense rounds of chelation therapy coupled with a hearty caffeine enema.

Check it out.

WIN

I second the peroxide method. I have way too much earwax for a normal person, so I do this about once a month. It's goofy - there's the bubbly tingly feeling in your canal, not to mention the solution is warm when it comes out of your ear (duh). When you tip your head onto a towel, you can usually see the earwax. Gross, but cool.

Putting something on fire near my head doesn't seem like such a good idea, no? Seriously, WTF?

DjangoStonereaver: Jessica Simpson is also an avid diver! (new window)

Sad thing is, that was probably her dad who filmed and produced that.

belowner: If Jenny McCarthy's name was at the end of that post there would be a worldwide debate on the effectiveness of ear candles buttsecks by tomorrow morning.

Word.

GoHomeAndGetYourShinebox: belowner: If Jenny McCarthy's name was at the end of that post there would be a worldwide debate on the effectiveness of ear candles buttsecks by tomorrow morning.

Word.

Be careful claiming that Buttsecks clears up ear wax -- you never know when you're going to be in need of a q-tip with none to be found... and then some kind gentlemen will offer you this effective alternative.

\Yikes!

ninjakirby: namatad: Mentat: That's not ear wax honey, that's your brain.

hahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahah

a method of drawing out ear wax suggested by her stylist
um, has she ever heard of a d-o-c-t-o-r?

tomorrow I am going to ask my cat to give me a lobotomy

Never heard of ear-candling before?

It's all the rage among acupuncturist, chiropractic faith healing natureopaths who shun vaccinations in favor of an iron rich diet, which is then quickly removed from the system via several intense rounds of chelation therapy coupled with a hearty caffeine enema.

Check it out.

Get in the farking sack. (new window, not a RR)

theorellior: I prefer to use an industrial heat gun to make my ear wax soft, pliable and easily removable.

I find a high caliber, high speed projectile right into the ear canal creates a rush of viscous fluid which carries the wax down and away from the head, pooling onto the carpet for easy cleaning.

wet_dream Quote 2009-12-23 11:09:53 AM
GoHomeAndGetYourShinebox: belowner: If Jenny McCarthy's name was at the end of that post there would be a worldwide debate on the effectiveness of ear candles buttsecks by tomorrow morning.

Word.

Be careful claiming that Buttsecks clears up ear wax -- you never know when you're going to be in need of a q-tip with none to be found... and then some kind gentlemen will offer you this effective alternative.

\Yikes!

See Badscooter's animation earlier in the thread.