What the hell time zone are you in? I have almost 7 more hours until Festivus begins! :-(

Yeah, it's cute that you have a distaste for religion and all holidays based on it, but your aluminum pole is full of suck and fail. Just celebrate a secular Christmas like everybody else does, STFU, or both.

Does typing on a keyboard really hard qualify as a feat of strength?

/all I got

Nekom makes all kinds of rules based upon the calender, and I don't like it.

Friggin UKers. Always so goddamn condescending about your stupid friggin time zone.

PainInTheASP: Friggin UKers. Always so goddamn condescending about your stupid friggin time zone.

They get to die first when the Mayan calendar hits the hot zone.

AdolfOliverPanties: PainInTheASP: Friggin UKers. Always so goddamn condescending about your stupid friggin time zone.

They get to die first when the Mayan calendar hits the hot zone.

And I will toast their firey demise.

tin_man: Nekom makes all kinds of rules based upon the calender, and I don't like it.

My life is based on pragmatism, with disdain yet acceptance of the establishment. Not that there's anything WRONG with starry eyed idealists, I just don't roll that way. I've made peace with the way the world works, as I have to continue to live in it until such time as it kills me. Call that what you will.

ITIL Prince: /I'm exhausted.

Rest, my wee one. For tomorrow we drink heavily and have our way with many sheep!

Subby must be in the UK, or maybe somewhere in Africa for that time zone to work

nekom: My life is based on pragmatism, with disdain yet acceptance of the establishment. Not that there's anything WRONG with starry eyed idealists, I just don't roll that way. I've made peace with the way the world works, as I have to continue to live in it until such time as it kills me. Call that what you will.

Self righteous and dull? Go with it. I think you have it nailed.

MorrisBird: Self righteous and dull? Go with it. I think you have it nailed.

Meh.

nekom: Meh.

Exactly. My friend, it's time to frolic. Frolic in the buff. Frolic in the buff with grizzly bears and tulips! And, where you can snag one, a willing sexual partner. Otherwise, you're just waiting to die. You can do that. It's kind of a waste of a brilliant mind, though. Happy life. Love, Judy

I've got a lot of problems with you people!

I hate the holidays. I get cussed out at least 3 times a day in the week preceding Christmas as I try to explain to people that while I can get them the goods they want, I cannot get them before Christmas. In the season of giving and joy, I am bombarded more with the faux-Christians than I can tolerate as they berate me and tell me how I've "ruined Christmas" all because I can't get their kids stuff that has been sold out of most stores for weeks.

/ahh, that feels better

Where do the feats of strength occur on the internet?

It's a festivus miracle!

firefly212: I've "ruined Christmas"

Just don't ruin Total Fark and you're just fine.

Ender's: Where do the feats of strength occur on the internet?

Free Republic, but, somehow, they're illusory.

MorrisBird: Free Republic

Speaking of airing grievances...

basemetal: This should keep the pole from falling over.

You're right! My pole is standing proud now, thanks to the pic!

IT'S A FESTIVUS MIRACLE!!!

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: LET'S RUMBLE!!!

WHERE'S THE BEEF!!!

All I asked for was my farking two front teeth, you bastards. Was that too much? Apparently so. Thank you, you asshats. Thank you for nothing.

heh subby said put up the pole.....boioioioing

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: LET'S RUMBLE!!!

YOU STOP THAT RUMBLING MISTER!

The fact that you don't accept that I kick puppies vexes me. I'm quite disappointed.

robmilmel: WHERE'S THE BEEF!!!

OBEY YOUR THIRST!!!


Ku_No_Ichi: YOU STOP THAT RUMBLING MISTER!


Yes'm.

Sorry.

:-/

I'll go back to tending to the Festivus feast.

/... the Feastivus?

iamgoz: If this gets greenlighted, it'll be a true Festivus Miracle!

It did! Truly a miracle!

nekom: Yeah, it's cute that you have a distaste for religion and all holidays based on it, but your aluminum pole is full of suck and fail. Just celebrate a secular Christmas like everybody else does, STFU, or both.

Way to kick off the airing of grievances, dude!!

That's the Festivus Spirit.

My toddler just aired a stinky grievance. Right in her diaper.

nekom: Yeah, it's cute that you have a distaste for religion and all holidays based on it, but your aluminum pole is full of suck and fail. Just celebrate a secular Christmas like everybody else does, STFU, or both.

You sound like a real laugh riot. I'd hate to know what sort of existential angst Ross's pet monkey in "Friends" caused you.

Glasgowsfinest: sigdiamond2000: You sound like a real laugh riot. I'd hate to know what sort of existential angst Ross's pet monkey in "Friends" caused you.

Now THATS funny.

All I need to make this thread complete, is for someone to explain to me what the hell Festivus is.

/too lazy and tired to google it.

Too lazy to click on the linked article from Wiki?

You must be some kind of lazy czar or something.

Grievance aired!

Tor_Eckman: Glasgowsfinest: sigdiamond2000: You sound like a real laugh riot. I'd hate to know what sort of existential angst Ross's pet monkey in "Friends" caused you.

Now THATS funny.

All I need to make this thread complete, is for someone to explain to me what the hell Festivus is.

/too lazy and tired to google it.

Too lazy to click on the linked article from Wiki?

You must be some kind of lazy czar or something.

The jerkstore just called, they were fresh out of you..,

Barely relevant brap factoid #897

I touched that man's hernia after he asked me to. Mira rolled her eyes. I think it may have been the highlight of my life.