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(Some barbary ape)   The Miss Gibraltar finalists: Meet Mmm-mmmm, Mmmm, Mm, Hmm, Meh and OMFG NUKE IT FROM SPACE   (chronicle.gi) divider line 380
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2009-12-23 06:55:42 AM  
LegacyDL: It's nice to know that beauty pageants have combo breakers in place.

2009-12-23 07:00:49 AM  
Merry Sunshine: This thread website is full of assholes. (Welcome to Fark, etc)
2009-12-23 07:16:09 AM  
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4880185&IDComment=56866072#c568 66072" target="_blank">AntonSzandorLaVey</a>:</b> <i>Snarfangel:

#6 in a swimsuit</i>

my god it burns
2009-12-23 07:17:09 AM  
I gotta post in this one, haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Good lulz yall!
2009-12-23 07:18:39 AM  
WHY HAVE YOU ENTERED THE PAGEANT: To gain experience as I have never entered any pageants before. I think it would be a great opportunity to try something different as I like to take new challenges. Also to make new friends, enjoy myself as it can help your self esteem.

Regardless of how you feel about pageants.... I think they're a total waste of time and energy... you should actually be pretty if you enter.
2009-12-23 07:22:09 AM  
Leskay: Delay: Page B: CanuckAmok: AND THE WINNER IS...

"Ms. Aldorino, would you say that you generally like and dislike the same things as most other human beings? You know... traffic bad, sunshine good. Yes? Ok then, that's all we needed. Bye bye."

Someone should point out that Kaiane Aldorino
is Miss World 2009, OK, I will. Here's why. She's gorgeous.

Good grief.

I sorta half wanted to point that out too. But I assumed it was given, with 230+ comments with only one vague mention.

Please tell me all you dumb farks knew this.

I remembered seeing the story about Miss Gibraltar's winning Miss World on this here website...maybe a month ago or so? If memory serves, the headline was about how Gibraltar isn't actually a country.
2009-12-23 07:30:29 AM  


The Cholas prefer the fine point but in Gibraltar, they rock the chisel tip.
2009-12-23 07:35:05 AM  
2009-12-23 07:42:29 AM  
I would have picked her:

2009-12-23 07:47:33 AM  
aww c'mon guys it's a tiny little country, there's probably not alot there
2009-12-23 07:48:15 AM  
2009-12-23 07:50:29 AM  

2009-12-23 07:52:58 AM  
I really thought someone would have shooped the weight and moles off...

/leaving for work disappointed
2009-12-23 07:53:37 AM  
More Elke Hanglin goodness:

2009-12-23 07:55:57 AM  
#2 please
2009-12-23 08:02:25 AM  

"Did you see her occupation?"

"She's a cleaner?"


Tyrene Navarro

AGE: 23


2009-12-23 08:05:04 AM  
subby, thanks for the laugh. +1,000,000 intartubes
2009-12-23 08:08:22 AM  
2, 3, and 5...bathed, my quarters, etc.
2009-12-23 08:11:05 AM  
Harry_Seldon: Wasn't Chandler Bing also a Data Management Controller?


2009-12-23 08:17:33 AM  

2009-12-23 08:23:03 AM  
Excen: Contestant #1 reminds me of a sexified Hermione Granger in her bikini.

No need for a robe and wizard hat 'cuz I just cast Throbbing Tsunami of Man Gravy in my pants.

I LOL'd 'till I cried. Thank you for making my morning.
2009-12-23 08:26:07 AM  
Thank heavens, for little girls.

2009-12-23 08:33:35 AM  
Don't miss the photos from the swimsuit competition.


2009-12-23 08:40:59 AM  
Just want to jump on the 'the meh was misplaced' bandwagon.

Ranking: 1, 3/5, 2, 4, a taser to the balls, a shotgun to the temple, 6
2009-12-23 08:41:19 AM  
crow: "Did you see her occupation?"

"She's a cleaner?"

Tyrene Navarro

AGE: 23



Just because you look like a character, doesn't mean you have character
2009-12-23 08:44:48 AM  
her? she must be really funny.
2009-12-23 08:47:00 AM  
2009-12-23 08:47:43 AM  
aspAddict: 2, 3, and 5...bathed, my quarters, etc.

uhhh... its not a mugshot roundup, the all seem recently bathed.
2009-12-23 08:52:23 AM  
2009-12-23 08:54:13 AM  
chickyraptor: Cagey B:One would have to be in dire straits indeed to penis the last one.

Would like a word with you

Yah, be careful! She might take you on the Walk of Life down to Telegraph Road, go Twisting By the Pool then show you her Tunnel of Love. Make sure that Portobello Belle doesn't give you an Industrial Disease.
2009-12-23 08:58:35 AM  
Don't listen to them, Kaylee. You can be anything you want to be -- auto mechanic, radio personality, White House correspondent...

2009-12-23 09:05:13 AM  
I do not know if it has been said yet but that last chick must have one HELL of a talent!!

// The most extreme case of "butterface" I have seen in these threads lo these many years
2009-12-23 09:07:39 AM  
Number 6 reminds me of the Larry Burns Simpsons episode

Mother: Here's my daughter the debutante. She came out last month.
Larry: Gaahh!! Put her back in, she's not done yet.
2009-12-23 09:15:16 AM  
#6 explains why suicide bombings are down. The terrorists have seen what a real virgin looks like.
2009-12-23 09:17:16 AM  
Remember the good old days when this was the exception to the typical beauty queen.


I for one miss our brown eyed girl.
2009-12-23 09:18:02 AM  


2009-12-23 09:18:22 AM  

2009-12-23 09:24:47 AM  

You'd hit the pudge because she'd let you dump your man sauce on her chin.

/god, I feel so dirty now.
2009-12-23 09:26:23 AM  
markyp09: Just want to jump on the 'the meh was misplaced' bandwagon.

Ranking: 1, 3/5, 2, 4, a taser to the balls, a shotgun to the temple, 6

I agree, the meh was misplaced... but for the sake of crafting a classic headline, was exactly where it needed to be. I still give +1,000,000 intardumptrucks to subby. I rofldzomgbbq at the headline, and almost spit coffee on my keyboard when I saw what it was referring to.
2009-12-23 09:31:03 AM  
sunderland56: Jakevol2: In other news, there are only six women on Gibraltar.

You sure? I count five.

Classic comment and response!
2009-12-23 09:31:43 AM  

2009-12-23 09:33:46 AM  
NewportBarGuy: Kludge: I would rock that chick.

The Rock of Gibraltar already beat you to her face.

...aaaaaaand we're over in six. Thanks for coming, everyone, and don't forget to tip the veal.
2009-12-23 09:34:06 AM  
I thought Momma Cass Elliot was dead.
2009-12-23 09:35:19 AM  
I see this:


and I feel like this:


/I think I have some candy in my pocket.
//I wonder if I could talk her into checking for me.
2009-12-23 09:40:50 AM  
Because none of us is as cruel as all of us.
2009-12-23 09:47:08 AM  
wet_dream: Remember the good old days when this was the exception to the typical beauty queen.

I for one miss our brown eyed girl.

You're not alone. I, too, yearn for Miss Freckles.
2009-12-23 09:47:11 AM  
#6 is what my father always described as a "Double-Bagger". One bag for her, and one bag for me in case her bag breaks. He always had a way with words
2009-12-23 09:50:24 AM  
cmunic8r99 I'd say this was a closer match.

2009-12-23 09:51:50 AM  
petcat2469: Because none of us is as cruel as all of us.

We are Anonymous. We are Legion.
2009-12-23 09:52:48 AM  
Now, now. Gibraltar is small. It's possible they just ran out of women and had to use... I don't know what that is.
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