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(Some barbary ape)   The Miss Gibraltar finalists: Meet Mmm-mmmm, Mmmm, Mm, Hmm, Meh and OMFG NUKE IT FROM SPACE   (chronicle.gi) divider line 380
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2009-12-23 02:44:25 AM
That last one is the love child of Paul Giamatti and Kathy Bates.
 
2009-12-23 02:44:48 AM
Get #6 a brown paper bag with a mouth hole cutout and I think we are in business.
 
2009-12-23 02:47:40 AM
Oh man, great tagline -- I had to pull a couple coworkers over to read that and check out the pics.

Congrats, subbie!
 
2009-12-23 02:47:57 AM
ManhattanRedneck: Get #6 a brown paper bag with a mouth hole cutout and I think we are in business.


"I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks." - Rodney Dangerfield
 
2009-12-23 02:54:41 AM
WHAT DO YOU LEAST LIKE ABOUT GIBRALTAR: Traffic and the lack of affordable housing.

WHAT DO YOU LEAST LIKE ABOUT GIBRALTAR: The lack of affordable housing and traffic.

WHAT DO YOU LEAST LIKE ABOUT GIBRALTAR: The levanter, the traffic and the lack of job opportunities for young people.



I was going to complain about these women whining about traffic in a territory that is no bigger than my thumb -- 2.6 square miles to be exact.

However, according to Wikipedia... There are 31 miles of roads, 26,000 people, and 26,000 cars. That's six feet of road per car.

And check out this great pic of a road in Gibralar that intersects with the airport's only runway...

www.hoax-slayer.com
 
2009-12-23 02:56:47 AM
if #6 was a finalist i dread to think what the ones who didn't make the cut look like......
 
2009-12-23 03:00:06 AM
ProTip:

"Double Blind Judging" is for Food, and Wine tasting, NOT Beauty pageants!
 
2009-12-23 03:04:07 AM
DerekSD: if #6 was a finalist i dread to think what the ones who didn't make the cut look like......

www.serenadawn.com
After finding out it came in 7th.
 
2009-12-23 03:06:31 AM
Solid State Vittles: Quit picking up on #6. As a child, he was awesome as Keanu Reeves' little brother in the 1986 film "River's Edge."

*snerk*
 
2009-12-23 03:07:20 AM
Somebody post that "I love this thread sooo much" pic.

You guys brought the LOL today.
 
2009-12-23 03:08:07 AM
img684.imageshack.us

img36.imageshack.us
 
2009-12-23 03:16:07 AM
I wish this were decided by internet vote. You guys know we could make Miss Face McBeefSlab totally win. I'd do it, too.
 
2009-12-23 03:21:43 AM
I'd let her snu-snu me.
 
2009-12-23 03:23:23 AM
the_vicious_fez: Did anyone actually read their bios? These sound like the 6 most boring women imaginable. All their responses are almost identical, and none of them are remotely interesting.
Way to perpetuate the stereotype, ladies (and Gibraltar)


I was surprised the first girl was listed as having brown hair.
Then I realized they all had 'brown' hair.


perigee: The Infanta of Spain: The Next Generation.
"Your lips, I like!"


Best reference. :)
 
2009-12-23 03:28:27 AM
Damn this thread brought the lulz. Some of you are some mean ass farkers!

/still wiping tears
 
2009-12-23 03:37:30 AM
okay, she's not very pretty. well, okay, she's ugly.

but come on, she's not THAT ugly. i see uglier women than her on a daily basis. and judging by the bikini pic, she's managed to keep her weight at least sort of under control. most women with faces like that have a body like kathy bates. actually, her face looks far uglier in the bikini pic than the regular one.

i'm not saying i'd sleep with her. i mean, i probably would since i'm lonely and desperate, but i wouldn't be scraping the bottom of the barrel or anything. she's at least a 3.
 
2009-12-23 03:42:10 AM
Lesson learned: Do not try to improve your self esteem when thus self esteem can be accessed on the internets.
 
2009-12-23 03:49:33 AM
Dear Lord. I did not expect that at the bottom of the page. Whoever said that she looks like a bad photoshop was spot-on.

Also, youse guyses are teh funny.
 
2009-12-23 03:52:09 AM
ITIL Prince: Luckily I have this one all to myself:


/it's hot
//she's hot
///I'm no longer bored


I'm guessing you masturbate to pictures of Sara Silverman fairly often.

And yes there is something wrong with that.
 
2009-12-23 03:54:51 AM
Ashelth: ITIL Prince: Luckily I have this one all to myself:


/it's hot
//she's hot
///I'm no longer bored

I'm guessing you masturbate to pictures of Sara Silverman fairly often.

And yes there is something wrong with that.


Then I do not want to be right!

www.nerve.com
 
2009-12-23 03:58:26 AM
perigee: The Infanta of Spain: The Next Generation.
"Your lips, I like!"


Translator- "Again, please!"

Also...

www.grimmemennesker.dk

Last year's #6?
 
2009-12-23 03:58:38 AM
ITIL Prince: Luckily I have this one all to myself:


/it's hot
//she's hot
///I'm no longer bored


Dude.."I am a dog person, especially Irish Wolfhounds. Every dog save one has been killed by inattentive drivers, as well as the one cat that I liked. Please pay attention when you drive your strap-on weighing several thousand pounds." from profile.
while i morn with you on the loss of a cherished little, or big, furry friend..WTF? how about they were not where those strap-on weighing several thousand pounds did not reside? chain..gate..door..even a cage.
/hope theres more to the story..
 
2009-12-23 03:58:53 AM
The last one is still far better than these two Marilyn Monroes.
 
2009-12-23 04:01:09 AM
SilentStrider: Ahem.

"She looks like she was tied to the bumper of the ugly truck with the ugly rope and then dragged down Ugly Street for fifty ugly miles."

/props to anyone who knows where that's from.


sigh... Oxhorn?
 
2009-12-23 04:03:09 AM
LordZorch: someone shaved a rock ape and put a dress on it...

It's been done before
mmii.info
/hot like #2
 
2009-12-23 04:06:58 AM
A couple of you have pointed out that she's unemployed, but have you also noticed one of her hobbies is "shopping and pampering" herself? A curious combination.
 
2009-12-23 04:12:58 AM
img41.imageshack.us

/Myspace angle FTW
 
2009-12-23 04:16:14 AM
Wrapped in Piano Strings: Dear Lord. I did not expect that at the bottom of the page. Whoever said that she looks like a bad photoshop was spot-on.

Also, youse guyses are teh funny.


I thought that was 'shopped too. I actually did a GIS search to confirm.

/I'm not keen on joining in the pile-on this poor woman
//yeah, yeah I know WELCOME TO FARK
///I betcha she's a top bird
////or crazy
//I had a crazy friend [diagnosed manic depressive, a few stints in the Loony Bin] who entered a state aerobics championship with ZERO aerobics experience
//he came 3rd - I shiat you not
//it was a small, backward state and it was ~15 years ago
 
2009-12-23 04:18:57 AM
SpiderKing: /Myspace angle FTW

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-12-23 04:36:01 AM
Markoff_Cheney

Is your name a reference to the Illuminatus! trilogy?

/if so, that's farking awesome
 
2009-12-23 04:40:44 AM
jdmac: Ashelth: ITIL Prince: Luckily I have this one all to myself:


/it's hot
//she's hot
///I'm no longer bored

I'm guessing you masturbate to pictures of Sara Silverman fairly often.

And yes there is something wrong with that.

Then I do not want to be right!


well, you're not. so there ya go.
 
2009-12-23 04:42:55 AM
The Iron duke: ITIL Prince: Luckily I have this one all to myself:


/it's hot
//she's hot
///I'm no longer bored

Dude.."I am a dog person, especially Irish Wolfhounds. Every dog save one has been killed by inattentive drivers, as well as the one cat that I liked. Please pay attention when you drive your strap-on weighing several thousand pounds." from profile.
while i morn with you on the loss of a cherished little, or big, furry friend..WTF? how about they were not where those strap-on weighing several thousand pounds did not reside? chain..gate..door..even a cage.
/hope theres more to the story..



what?
 
2009-12-23 04:44:28 AM
SpiderKing: Markoff_Cheney

Is your name a reference to the Illuminatus! trilogy?

/if so, that's farking awesome


Yup, you nailed it.
R.I.P. R.A.W.
 
2009-12-23 05:01:48 AM
gunther_bumpass: The Iron duke: ITIL Prince: Luckily I have this one all to myself:


/it's hot
//she's hot
///I'm no longer bored

Dude.."I am a dog person, especially Irish Wolfhounds. Every dog save one has been killed by inattentive drivers, as well as the one cat that I liked. Please pay attention when you drive your strap-on weighing several thousand pounds." from profile.
while i morn with you on the loss of a cherished little, or big, furry friend..WTF? how about they were not where those strap-on weighing several thousand pounds did not reside? chain..gate..door..even a cage.
/hope theres more to the story..


what?


She's whinging about her pets being killed by inattentive car drivers.

Farker has replied asking why her pets were on the street.

Farker messed up italics / quotes so it reads like a rambling diatribe from one crazy person

/just a guess
 
2009-12-23 05:12:29 AM
Page B: CanuckAmok: AND THE WINNER IS...


"Ms. Aldorino, would you say that you generally like and dislike the same things as most other human beings? You know... traffic bad, sunshine good. Yes? Ok then, that's all we needed. Bye bye."


Someone should point out that Kaiane Aldorino
is Miss World 2009, OK, I will. Here's why. She's gorgeous.
www.thongtinthuongmai.vn
 
2009-12-23 05:22:56 AM
img684.imageshack.us

Must be the daughter of the dictator.
 
2009-12-23 05:22:58 AM
Delay: Page B: CanuckAmok: AND THE WINNER IS...


"Ms. Aldorino, would you say that you generally like and dislike the same things as most other human beings? You know... traffic bad, sunshine good. Yes? Ok then, that's all we needed. Bye bye."

Someone should point out that Kaiane Aldorino
is Miss World 2009, OK, I will. Here's why. She's gorgeous.


Good grief.

I sorta half wanted to point that out too. But I assumed it was given, with 230+ comments with only one vague mention.

Please tell me all you dumb farks knew this.
 
2009-12-23 05:29:17 AM
Leskay: Please tell me all you dumb farks knew this.

What got me was when someone wondered about her answers. I wouldn't care how she answered the silly talent questions, or whatever it is called.
 
2009-12-23 05:36:22 AM
To be fair, Girbraltar is tiny, they don't have many people there.
 
2009-12-23 05:41:40 AM
This thread is continuing to deliver in spades. I even got the wife chucklin.
 
2009-12-23 05:42:52 AM
Delay: Leskay: Please tell me all you dumb farks knew this.

What got me was when someone wondered about her answers. I wouldn't care how she answered the silly talent questions, or whatever it is called.


Ok, I had no idea. But A) this thread was about #6, and B) I was commenting about how all of the finalists' answers were depersonalized and practically the same.
 
2009-12-23 05:51:28 AM
# 2 is my favorite. But I can't believe that no one else thinks #4 looks a little like Sarah Jessica Parker. And no, I'm not suggesting that's a good thing.
 
2009-12-23 05:53:25 AM
zomg i'm laughin my ass off after reading this...i really like the myspace angle pic.
 
2009-12-23 05:54:42 AM
I really don't recall traffic being bad at all.
 
2009-12-23 06:25:50 AM
They are all nice looking girls, even #6, I've seen much, much worse. She must have something going for her other than looks. Maybe she's crazy insane in bed?

The pic of Miss #6 in the swim costume is shopped. I can tell by the gold pumps. Who the hell wears gold pumps?

Am I the only one who had to look up wtf the "levanter" is? My first thought was it had to be some weird STD native to Gibraltar.
 
2009-12-23 06:36:54 AM
Is this a joke? It has to be a joke. Even is that woman can "fart the white album" it ain't enough to win
 
2009-12-23 06:36:57 AM
I......yeah. Finish in the morning, too tired to keep laughing.
 
2009-12-23 06:42:48 AM
i182.photobucket.com

except with more ugly
 
2009-12-23 06:48:03 AM
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Much better.

She's the Eddie the Eagle of beauty pageants...
http://archives.cbc.ca/sports/olympics/topics/1322-8081/ (new window)
 
2009-12-23 06:49:14 AM
The thing about that welcome to fark pic is that the crying girl is hot with a great rack. About What could those two coonts be mocking her?

....... Number 6 ftw!
 
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