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(Some barbary ape)   The Miss Gibraltar finalists: Meet Mmm-mmmm, Mmmm, Mm, Hmm, Meh and OMFG NUKE IT FROM SPACE   (chronicle.gi) divider line 380
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2009-12-22 06:27:30 PM  
someone shaved a rock ape and put a dress on it...
 
2009-12-22 06:53:08 PM  
And she is TOTALLY not related to anyone on the selection committee.

(or they just ran plumb out of virgins.)
 
2009-12-22 06:58:20 PM  
Fist of god on the first one. Whoa.
 
2009-12-22 07:06:18 PM  
One would have to be in dire straits indeed to penis the last one.
 
2009-12-22 07:09:49 PM  
Cagey B: One would have to be in dire straits indeed to penis the last one.

Your standards are too high. I would rock that chick.
 
2009-12-22 07:29:56 PM  
Kludge: I would rock that chick.

The Rock of Gibraltar already beat you to her face.
 
2009-12-22 09:19:58 PM  
testaclese: Fist of god on the first one. Whoa.

Though it's hard to tell from a little picture, I actually like #2. Maybe it's the dimple.
 
2009-12-22 09:20:57 PM  
I'm too lonely and too old to be picky at this point.
 
2009-12-22 09:22:37 PM  
Did the penultimate one get a meh? I almost have to make fun of you for that subby.

/Almost. This is amusing enough of a find to give you a pass.
 
2009-12-22 09:32:26 PM  
testaclese: Fist of god on the firsfth one. Whoa.
 
2009-12-22 09:35:48 PM  
Cagey B: One would have to be in dire straits indeed to penis the last one.

Any port in a storm.
 
2009-12-22 09:35:49 PM  
Either I'm getting old or 18 is getting younger.
 
2009-12-22 09:44:16 PM  
GAT_00: Either I'm getting old or 18 is getting younger.

The answer to both is yes.
 
2009-12-22 09:46:43 PM  
Darth_Lukecash: The answer to both is yes.

Fark. I'm going to get pissed off if I start feeling like a pervert watching pron if they keep getting younger like that.
 
2009-12-22 09:55:38 PM  
GAT_00: Fark. I'm going to get pissed off if I start feeling like a pervert watching pron if they keep getting younger like that.

Enjoy and revel in your perviness. It's something to enjoy as you get older.
 
2009-12-22 10:01:26 PM  
www.chronicle.gi

Age 22.

Yeah, in hex....
 
2009-12-22 10:10:34 PM  
DjangoStonereaver: Age 22.

Yeah, in hex....


"And now, the winner for Miss Congeniality..."
 
2009-12-22 10:15:57 PM  
www.chronicle.gi

thoughts?
 
2009-12-22 10:18:37 PM  
PeppaJack: thoughts?

Why so serious?
 
2009-12-22 10:20:03 PM  
You guys are mean.
 
2009-12-22 10:22:09 PM  
yogaFLAME: PeppaJack: thoughts?

Why so serious?


If Natalie Portman and Jack Nicholson mated.
 
2009-12-22 10:22:33 PM  
img268.imageshack.us
 
2009-12-22 10:23:00 PM  
yogaFLAME: PeppaJack: thoughts?

Why so serious?


Ha!
 
2009-12-22 10:24:59 PM  
Godscrack: img268.imageshack.us

You're saying she's a dude in a fat suit in a decent rock band?
 
2009-12-22 10:29:31 PM  
#3. #3. #3.

I need a lie down now.
 
2009-12-22 10:32:53 PM  
At first I was all "Hey wtf is subby talking about" and then I lol'd.
 
2009-12-22 10:37:43 PM  
Tr0mBoNe: Cagey B: One would have to be in dire straits indeed to penis the last one.

Any port in a storm.


You realize that Gibraltar is a regular port of call for the British Navy. All of these girls, every one, has been propositioned at least 800 times.
 
2009-12-22 10:38:36 PM  
Ahem.

"She looks like she was tied to the bumper of the ugly truck with the ugly rope and then dragged down Ugly Street for fifty ugly miles."

/props to anyone who knows where that's from.
 
2009-12-22 10:59:02 PM  
If anyone is wondering, I found a link to the actual pagent (uploaded June 28th -- I didn't notice the original pictures were April 15th). Here is the winner: Kaiane Aldorino - Miss World & Miss Gibraltar 2009

That's kind of a boring pic, so here's a set: Miss Gibraltar picture set.

And yes, there is #6 in a swimsuit. You're welcome.

/evil laughter
 
2009-12-22 11:01:55 PM  
Snarfangel: Here is the winner

#3. I knew it.
 
2009-12-22 11:05:19 PM  
www.motifake.com
 
2009-12-22 11:06:08 PM  
Snarfangel:

#6 in a swimsuit
 
2009-12-22 11:22:46 PM  
Snarfangel: That's kind of a boring pic, so here's a set: Miss Gibraltar picture set.

#1 looks a little less pedotastic somehow. Link

And my favorite, #5. Link
 
2009-12-22 11:36:57 PM  
AntonSzandorLaVey: Snarfangel:

#6 in a swimsuit


Amy Winehouse, before the heroin addiction.
 
2009-12-22 11:49:46 PM  
GAT_00: Darth_Lukecash: The answer to both is yes.

Fark. I'm going to get pissed off if I start feeling like a pervert watching pron if they keep getting younger like that.


Not long ago, I realized that MILF porn is not sexy and edgy, but, at best, merely age appropriate. Sad.
 
2009-12-23 12:01:46 AM  
The English Major: Amy Winehouse, before the heroin addiction.


I prefer full blown crack addict Amy:

img199.imageshack.us

Though, big-boobed Amy is growing on me:

img97.imageshack.us

/She needs more crack
 
2009-12-23 12:08:53 AM  
"Who farted y'all?"
 
2009-12-23 12:13:50 AM  
I'd hit it.

/with a rock
 
2009-12-23 12:15:48 AM  
peachy92: "Who farted y'all?"

#6, after a long night of Mexican food.
 
2009-12-23 12:16:10 AM  
all but the last- like Zapruder was filming it

that last one- maybe at closing time.
 
2009-12-23 12:16:11 AM  
FTFA:

WHY HAVE YOU ENTERED THE PAGEANT: To gain experience as I have never entered any pageants before.

Gee, I wonder why...
 
2009-12-23 12:16:58 AM  
Did anyone actually read their bios? These sound like the 6 most boring women imaginable. All their responses are almost identical, and none of them are remotely interesting.

Way to perpetuate the stereotype, ladies (and Gibraltar)
 
2009-12-23 12:17:31 AM  
OOps, missed one!

i20.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-23 12:17:36 AM  
Also FTFA:

WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE MISS GIBRALTAR: As a proud Gibraltarian that I am, I would be grateful to represent my country. It would make me and my family so proud. It would be an achievement for me and would be very good for my self esteem.

Yeah, um, I hope you don't see this thread, dear.
 
2009-12-23 12:18:01 AM  
Would I hit it?

Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

*Running away*
 
2009-12-23 12:18:45 AM  
You need to reverse Meh also = Mmmmm. Switch Hmm to Meh
 
2009-12-23 12:18:48 AM  
PeppaJack: thoughts?

Like a transporter accident with Sasha Grey and Jane Krakowski. I'd nail her, but I'd be thinking of Sasha (and Jenna).

Somebody make with the pics, I'm terrible at that.
 
2009-12-23 12:19:20 AM  
If she's good enough for Tiger, she's good enough for me!
 
2009-12-23 12:19:38 AM  
In other news, there are only six women on Gibraltar.
 
2009-12-23 12:20:09 AM  
Luckily I have this one all to myself:
www.chronicle.gi

/it's hot
//she's hot
///I'm no longer bored
 
2009-12-23 12:20:44 AM  
peachy92 [TotalFark] Quote 2009-12-23 12:08:53 AM
"Who farted y'all?"


Hell, lets get them to talk to us like that Ms. North (I think she was North) Carolina state contestant. What language do they speak over there in Gibraltar?
 
2009-12-23 12:20:51 AM  
Prediction:

#6 is the daughter of the local mafia boss.
 
2009-12-23 12:21:06 AM  
Once, there was this girl who...
 
2009-12-23 12:21:09 AM  
Jeez. #6 must be one hell of a tap-dancer or something.
 
2009-12-23 12:21:18 AM  
PeppaJack: thoughts?

hissip.files.wordpress.com

/Turn the Beat Around and Back That Azz Up
//Although a Juvenile Miami Sound Machine would probably be called Menudo
 
2009-12-23 12:21:21 AM  
It's nice to know that beauty pageants have combo breakers in place.
 
2009-12-23 12:21:33 AM  
also I'm quite sure that's the first time the .gi TLD has graced my browser.
 
2009-12-23 12:21:44 AM  
FarkinFarker: You need to reverse Meh also = Mmmmm. Switch Hmm to Meh

Quite this.

Much worse than a misplaced apostrophe is a misplaced meh.
 
2009-12-23 12:21:47 AM  
Could it be?...
scrapetv.com

Jays long lost sister?
 
2009-12-23 12:21:49 AM  
Damn. I thought this wuz gunna be the mmmm mmmm Barack Hussain Obama mmmm mmmm mmmm thread.
 
2009-12-23 12:22:00 AM  
Order in which I would engage in coitus with them....

www.chronicle.gi

www.chronicle.gi

www.chronicle.gi

(tie) www.chronicle.giwww.chronicle.gi

(tie) blogs.iss.netwww.chronicle.gi
 
2009-12-23 12:22:58 AM  
Wasn't Chandler Bing also a Data Management Controller?
 
2009-12-23 12:23:29 AM  
why you gotta be like that, FARK? gosh.
 
2009-12-23 12:23:38 AM  
Page B: Jeez. #6 must be one hell of a tap-dancer or something.

I'm guessing "something".
 
2009-12-23 12:23:38 AM  
Jakevol2: In other news, there are only six women on Gibraltar.

You sure? I count five.
 
2009-12-23 12:25:11 AM  
You just know the last one is going to develop hot biatch syndrome. "I was a finalist. Buy me dinner!" Money would be better spent escaping the farking rock if that's the best they can do.

planetforward.ca

Seventh runner up? At least she puts out...
 
2009-12-23 12:26:26 AM  
kajoob: Order in which I would engage in coitus with them....



kajoob brought the funny
 
2009-12-23 12:26:31 AM  
The_Sponge: Prediction:

#6 is the daughter of the local mafia boss.


Prediction 2:

She'll win.
 
2009-12-23 12:26:55 AM  
flashfry: FarkinFarker: You need to reverse Meh also = Mmmmm. Switch Hmm to Meh

Quite this.

Much worse than a misplaced apostrophe is a misplaced meh.


I'm glad you understood, but I should also try that again because my first sentence was teh fail.

PUt simply, change Meh to Mmmmm and Hmm to Meh.
 
2009-12-23 12:27:08 AM  
Contestant #1 reminds me of a sexified Hermione Granger in her bikini.

No need for a robe and wizard hat 'cuz I just cast Throbbing Tsunami of Man Gravy in my pants.
 
2009-12-23 12:27:31 AM  
Meh is definitely hotter than Hmm.
 
2009-12-23 12:28:53 AM  
sunderland56: Jakevol2: In other news, there are only six women on Gibraltar.

You sure? I count five.

Her chins count twice.

PeppaJack: yogaFLAME: PeppaJack: thoughts?

Why so serious?

Ha!


Wait til they get a load of me.

/I see more Jack than Heath
 
2009-12-23 12:29:40 AM  
www.bigfanboy.com
 
2009-12-23 12:30:12 AM  
Gratuitous cruelty and malice galore. Promises to be a classic thread.
 
2009-12-23 12:30:17 AM  
They left out #7:

i118.photobucket.com


Yeah baby....you eat those potato chips....*Fap*
 
2009-12-23 12:30:35 AM  
DjangoStonereaver: Age 22.

Yeah, in hex....


I chortled.
 
2009-12-23 12:31:11 AM  
~\One of these things is not like the others /~
~\one of these things doesn't belong/~


/and now my song is done
//lazy
 
2009-12-23 12:31:34 AM  
AntonSzandorLaVey: Snarfangel:

#6 in a swimsuit



WHY!!!
 
2009-12-23 12:31:45 AM  
She's also unemployed...

So what if I read the profiles!!!
 
2009-12-23 12:33:14 AM  
sunderland56: Jakevol2: In other news, there are only six women on Gibraltar.

You sure? I count five.


LMAO, you guys are killing me.

//sooo mean
///keep it up
 
2009-12-23 12:34:40 AM  
I kindof had an idea what would happen..but based on the first few pics I really didn't expect the ending.

That made me really LOL...it was great. thx.
 
2009-12-23 12:36:44 AM  
knucklesunited.com
 
2009-12-23 12:37:25 AM  
AntonSzandorLaVey: Snarfangel:

#6 in a swimsuit



gorgor is going to be pissed when he finds out that you stole his job. :-)
 
2009-12-23 12:37:39 AM  
Is space an appropriate distance to nuke it from?

Actually she kind of looks like my wife, unfortunately. :(
 
2009-12-23 12:37:49 AM  
l.yimg.com

FTA: Hobbies: Keeping fit.
 
2009-12-23 12:38:14 AM  
Oh my God, I'm laughing so hard, I;m coughing. Holy shiat, Subby. Holy shiat, that was funny!
Meh, LOL
 
2009-12-23 12:38:53 AM  
Quit picking up on #6. As a child, he was awesome as Keanu Reeves' little brother in the 1986 film "River's Edge."
 
2009-12-23 12:38:55 AM  
Yikes! She looks like me if I were to ever dress in drag. Yeah...if ever...
 
2009-12-23 12:42:37 AM  
Gibraltar? That's like Africa, right? Or like Ireland or something? Turkey? Straights of Gibraltar... Panama? shiat I know I know this.
 
2009-12-23 12:42:37 AM  
That woman is so ugly I almost thought she was Scottish!
 
2009-12-23 12:44:39 AM  
Cagey B:One would have to be in dire straits indeed to penis the last one.
t2.gstatic.com
Would like a word with you
 
2009-12-23 12:45:13 AM  
windbag:

Good comparison. She looks like the type of plump, pale thing one could do many, many filthy and wonderful things to.
Plus she ain't white enough to have cellulite.
 
2009-12-23 12:46:13 AM  
Does the mole above the mouth of the no. 4 girl (blue outfit) seem to float in space above her face? I thought it was a speck of dirt at first on my monitor before scrolling up and down and seeing it didn't move on her face..
 
2009-12-23 12:46:18 AM  
ZzeusS: Gibraltar? That's like Africa, right? Or like Ireland or something? Turkey? Straights of Gibraltar... Panama? shiat I know I know this.

I think it's in between Spain and France.
 
2009-12-23 12:48:37 AM  
I would choose #1...and the Brooke Shields eye brows make her even hotter.
 
2009-12-23 12:48:37 AM  
www.chronicle.gi

wwwimage.cbsnews.com
 
2009-12-23 12:49:02 AM  
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2009-12-23 12:49:13 AM  
CitizenTed: That woman is so ugly I almost thought she was Scottish!

Actually, she would be SCOTCH-ish.....lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of SCOTCH...I'm thinking my Blood alcohol level better be 1.00
 
2009-12-23 12:49:19 AM  
"OCCUPATION: -"

What a winner we have here!
 
2009-12-23 12:50:46 AM  
img196.imageshack.us

meh, holidays, alone, high...

/googles...chk
//hit...chk
///lets rock
 
2009-12-23 12:50:56 AM  
ITIL Prince: Luckily I have this one all to myself:


/it's hot
//she's hot
///I'm no longer bored


Seriously. Dunno what people see in the other hos.
 
2009-12-23 12:51:46 AM  
Page B: ZzeusS: Gibraltar? That's like Africa, right? Or like Ireland or something? Turkey? Straights of Gibraltar... Panama? shiat I know I know this.

I think it's in between Spain and France.


No, that's Tibet. Gibraltar is the little rocky appendage sticking out of the Northern edge of the Yucatan.
 
2009-12-23 12:52:03 AM  
i858.photobucket.com

I hope #6 stays away from ham sandwiches.
 
2009-12-23 12:53:01 AM  
www.chronicle.gii.dailymail.co.uk

Okay, so tell me again which one of these two was born a boy?
 
2009-12-23 12:53:05 AM  
chickyraptor: farm3.static.flickr.com

I really hope she has a nice personality.
 
2009-12-23 12:54:03 AM  
Half Witt: Page B: ZzeusS: Gibraltar? That's like Africa, right? Or like Ireland or something? Turkey? Straights of Gibraltar... Panama? shiat I know I know this.

I think it's in between Spain and France.

No, that's Tibet. Gibraltar is the little rocky appendage sticking out of the Northern edge of the Yucatan.



Farking shiat you guys.....everyone knows that Gibraltar is the hotel and casino in Vegas that's across the street from The Sahara.
 
2009-12-23 12:54:22 AM  
Page B: ZzeusS: Gibraltar? That's like Africa, right? Or like Ireland or something? Turkey? Straights of Gibraltar... Panama? shiat I know I know this.

I think it's in between Spain and France.


Dude... You're thinking of Basquiat, he was an artist. Gibraltar is a wholly owned subsidiary of Prudential.

img692.imageshack.us
 
2009-12-23 12:55:56 AM  
auntiefashion.files.wordpress.com

Approves of #6
 
2009-12-23 12:55:57 AM  
3/10. That girl looks bad and legal too.
 
2009-12-23 12:56:02 AM  
The_Sponge: Half Witt: Page B: ZzeusS: Gibraltar? That's like Africa, right? Or like Ireland or something? Turkey? Straights of Gibraltar... Panama? shiat I know I know this.

I think it's in between Spain and France.

No, that's Tibet. Gibraltar is the little rocky appendage sticking out of the Northern edge of the Yucatan.


Farking shiat you guys.....everyone knows that Gibraltar is the hotel and casino in Vegas that's across the street from The Sahara.


/Hooters Hotel and Casino
 
2009-12-23 12:56:52 AM  
Sup ladies. Sup gremlin.
 
2009-12-23 12:57:39 AM  
Orbit, Subby, nuke it from orbit -- it's the only way to be sure!
 
2009-12-23 12:58:05 AM  
PC kills!

What more proof do you NEED?@!?
 
2009-12-23 12:58:22 AM  
The swimsuit pic of contestant #6 made me gasp. Her head and face are gargantuan. She's built like a bad photoshop. Maybe she misunderstood the pageant.
 
2009-12-23 12:58:53 AM  
Solid State Vittles: /Hooters Hotel and Casino


I LOL'd.

How was the Packers-Vikings game?
 
2009-12-23 12:59:09 AM  
Hey, am I the only one who did not know what the levanter was? Is? Are!
 
2009-12-23 01:00:05 AM  
lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of SCOTCH

This is what I'm gonna need...to get rid of the taste of bile after seeing chickyraptor's post...

/need eyebleach, please
//someone
///anyone?
 
2009-12-23 01:00:26 AM  
Half Witt: Page B: ZzeusS: Gibraltar? That's like Africa, right? Or like Ireland or something? Turkey? Straights of Gibraltar... Panama? shiat I know I know this.

I think it's in between Spain and France.

No, that's Tibet. Gibraltar is the little rocky appendage sticking out of the Northern edge of the Yucatan.


The Yucatan eh? If only some large object from space could strike there... After 1,2, and 5 were evacuated, of course.
 
2009-12-23 01:01:09 AM  
Dinjiin: Okay, so tell me again which one of these two was born a boy?

Hmmmm
farm4.static.flickr.comfarm4.static.flickr.com
 
2009-12-23 01:01:17 AM  
kajoob: Order in which I would engage in coitus with them....



Order in which they would allow you to engage in coitus with them...

www.chronicle.gi
 
2009-12-23 01:01:23 AM  
The_Sponge: Solid State Vittles: /Hooters Hotel and Casino


I LOL'd.

How was the Packers-Vikings game?


Great fun. Probably best seats I've ever had at an NFL game other than the time my little league football team played before a Seahawks game in Seattle and sat on the field during the game.

Oh wait, this thread is about an ugly chick on a rock in the Mediterranean, so, um, yeah, there you go.
 
2009-12-23 01:01:47 AM  
windbag: Now they can proceed with Batman 3. Heath's replacement.

You know if she didn't wear her hair like this guy:

img689.imageshack.us

she wouldn't be so bad.
 
2009-12-23 01:02:46 AM  
BigSnatch: kajoob: Order in which I would engage in coitus with them....



Order in which they would allow you to engage in coitus with them...


/new keyboard, please :D
 
2009-12-23 01:04:00 AM  
bhcompy: ITIL Prince: Luckily I have this one all to myself:


/it's hot
//she's hot
///I'm no longer bored

Seriously. Dunno what people see in the other hos.


Nuh-uh. I called dibs. You get the leftovers, buddy.
 
2009-12-23 01:04:15 AM  
www.chronicle.giunrealitymag.com
 
2009-12-23 01:04:27 AM  
PeppaJack: thoughts?

Cat-like candidate detected.
 
2009-12-23 01:04:50 AM  
The hottest one would be a nurse:
www.chronicle.gi
 
2009-12-23 01:06:23 AM  
Subby is a magnificent bastard for finding this, however the hell he did it.
 
2009-12-23 01:06:41 AM  
www.chronicle.gi
CHRISTAPHA!
 
2009-12-23 01:06:51 AM  
chickyraptor Lawd have mercy
 
2009-12-23 01:07:23 AM  
#1:

farm4.static.flickr.com

/you're welcome
 
2009-12-23 01:07:31 AM  
www.chronicle.gi


erotica.4hq.org


One in the same???


/Couldn't believe I found a SFW pic of Kara Duhe!
 
2009-12-23 01:08:21 AM  
Solid State Vittles: Great fun. Probably best seats I've ever had at an NFL game other than the time my little league football team played before a Seahawks game in Seattle and sat on the field during the game.

Oh wait, this thread is about an ugly chick on a rock in the Mediterranean, so, um, yeah, there you go.



Very cool.

/My last threadjack for today.
 
2009-12-23 01:09:07 AM  
Nescio quid dicas: The hottest one would be a nurse:

I agree but WTF is netball?
 
2009-12-23 01:09:24 AM  
buckler: Page B: Jeez. #6 must be one hell of a tap-dancer or something.

I'm guessing "something".


She didn't even win "Miss Friendship". Sadness.
 
2009-12-23 01:09:32 AM  
#3's not too bad. She gives me the impression of a pleasant lady that you could spend a fun evening with and not be ogled by every horny sausage wanker walking around.

#4... even before I read that she likes dancing I had her pegged as a dancer. She has that "ballet dancer" anorexic look to her.

If I had my pick for a night to remember... #2. Humbada!

Oh, by the way, to save the curious some google cycles, a "levanter" is an ocean wind specific to the north Mediterranean.
 
2009-12-23 01:09:44 AM  
i1004.photobucket.com

Somehow, it seems appropriate that her picture was taken in a cave, with Stone Age art in the background...
 
2009-12-23 01:09:47 AM  
b>Lineman7:

Wow. And the 2nd beauty is?
 
2009-12-23 01:10:42 AM  
WHY HAVE YOU ENTERED THE PAGEANT: To gain experience as I have never entered any pageants before. I think it would be a great opportunity to try something different as I like to take new challenges. Also to make new friends, enjoy myself as it can help your self esteem.

I just came here to dump on her self esteem with everyone else.

/my eyes!
 
2009-12-23 01:12:40 AM  
If you guys want to learn more about Gibraltar:

Three Sheets: Gibraltar (LGT Hulu.)
 
2009-12-23 01:13:28 AM  
Yeah, she's bad, but she ain't Miss Atlanta "You Gonna Get Raped" bad.
 
2009-12-23 01:15:26 AM  
ROFLMAO!!!
 
2009-12-23 01:17:19 AM  
Burn_Atlanta: Yeah, she's bad, but she ain't Miss Atlanta "You Gonna Get Raped" bad.


Imma cut you, fool!
 
2009-12-23 01:17:41 AM  
i1004.photobucket.com

i1004.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-23 01:18:04 AM  
I haven't laughed like this at a thread for a while.. I love you mean bastards.

/The swimsuit caused me to have to explain my outburst to my wife
 
2009-12-23 01:19:01 AM  
for some reason I heard " hot child in the city" when I read this thread.
 
2009-12-23 01:19:02 AM  
www.chronicle.gi

You can have the rest.

Argue it out amongst yourselves if you must.
 
2009-12-23 01:19:05 AM  
the_vicious_fez
Did anyone actually read their bios? These sound like the 6 most boring women imaginable. All their responses are almost identical, and none of them are remotely interesting.

Way to perpetuate the stereotype, ladies (and Gibraltar)


when i was reading it, i thought someone had copied and pasted the same answers over and over again. And i thought Tyrene Navarro was the odd looking one until i got to the bottom and gasped out loud.

/shudder
//why is her head so big...
 
2009-12-23 01:19:45 AM  
 
2009-12-23 01:20:33 AM  
PeppaJack: thoughts?

www.chronicle.gi


images.askmen.com
 
2009-12-23 01:20:38 AM  
This thread is full of assholes. (Welcome to Fark, etc)

That said, the first girl is a Hermione clone.
 
2009-12-23 01:21:31 AM  
PeppaJack: thoughts?

Charlotte got fat.
 
2009-12-23 01:22:25 AM  
far_cue: WHY HAVE YOU ENTERED THE PAGEANT: To gain experience as I have never entered any pageants before. I think it would be a great opportunity to try something different as I like to take new challenges. Also to make new friends, enjoy myself as it can help your self esteem.

I just came here to dump on her self esteem with everyone else.

/my eyes!


www.videodetective.net
 
2009-12-23 01:22:36 AM  
I have tears coming from my eyes after reading these comments, and am thankful I didn't start drinking anything beforehand or my laptop would be dead.

If I had a buncha money, a buncha of you would have TF tags after your names right now.

I love this place...
 
2009-12-23 01:24:34 AM  
Holy Crap! I just realized #6 looks like my co-worker Gerardo with long hair. Can't wait to give him shiat.
 
2009-12-23 01:25:14 AM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

/Hawt... like her
 
2009-12-23 01:25:18 AM  
www.wasteoftechnology.com
 
2009-12-23 01:26:07 AM  
guinevere81: buckler: Page B: Jeez. #6 must be one hell of a tap-dancer or something.

I'm guessing "something".

She didn't even win "Miss Friendship". Sadness.


I don't think she even made "Miss be nice to her, she's your cousin".
 
2009-12-23 01:29:13 AM  
i1004.photobucket.com

i1004.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-23 01:29:36 AM  
Your 2009 winner:

www.missgibraltar.gi

other notable pics:

www.missgibraltar.gi

www.missgibraltar.gi

www.missgibraltar.gi

www.missgibraltar.gi
 
2009-12-23 01:29:37 AM  
www.artechniques.com
 
2009-12-23 01:29:51 AM  
xd45acp: b>Lineman7:

Wow. And the 2nd beauty is?


i214.photobucket.com


Michelle Gielan, CBS News...
She's brainy and a pilot too, increasing the hotness factor
 
2009-12-23 01:30:55 AM  
Tr0mBoNe: Cagey B: One would have to be in dire straits indeed to penis the last one.

Any port in a storm.


The storm would have to be a hurricane of category, oh, about 12 million.
 
2009-12-23 01:31:31 AM  
Someone came in 1st in the ugly chicks contest and her prize was to fill the remaining spot
 
2009-12-23 01:32:16 AM  
The first thing that popped into my mind when I saw her face:
*Knock* *Knock* "House keeping! You need sheets? Towel?"
 
2009-12-23 01:33:37 AM  
Lineman7: She's brainy and a pilot too, increasing the hotness factor

Any moron can get a pilot license.

/hell, I did.
 
2009-12-23 01:34:23 AM  
NeedleGuy: Your 2009 winner:

other notable pics:


That picture progression finally got me to LOL. The ridiculous proportions and the 'hurr durr' look on her face is very... special.
 
2009-12-23 01:34:52 AM  
I'd put my wrist up She-Magnon's crack, but I wouldn't take off my diver's watch.
 
2009-12-23 01:35:29 AM  
Lineman7: xd45acp: Lineman7:

Wow. And the 2nd beauty is?

Michelle Gielan, CBS News...
She's brainy and a pilot too, increasing the hotness factor


She'd think almost the same of me.
/brainy
//pilot
///but a face made for radio
////thanks for the info! she's spectacular!
 
2009-12-23 01:38:28 AM  
According to Wiki, the population of Gibraltar is around 30,000. Now, if we assume 50% are women, that's only 15,000. From those, lets take out the under 18s and say over 25, and we're left with... well, not a lot.

Can see why they had to scrape the barrel.
 
2009-12-23 01:43:31 AM  
farm3.static.flickr.comurngarden.com
 
2009-12-23 01:45:33 AM  
One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?
 
2009-12-23 01:47:54 AM  
BigSnatch wins. Holy crap thanks for the lols, Farkers!
 
2009-12-23 01:50:49 AM  
Hot close-up!
img199.imageshack.us
 
2009-12-23 01:51:09 AM  
PeppaJack: thoughts?

Frankly she creeps me the fark out.

Now this one got that Mickey Mouse Club reject vibe, and I'd hit that with a galaxy yo.

www.chronicle.gi
 
2009-12-23 01:51:28 AM  
www.chronicle.gi

Voted Miss Photosynthesis...
 
2009-12-23 01:53:44 AM  
WrongTrousers: PeppaJack: thoughts?

She's a dead ringer for Oz comedienne Marg Downey.

There's a particular pic I'm looking for, but all I can dig up is her obese attention whore partner Magda Szubanski.

www.abc.net.au
 
2009-12-23 01:53:59 AM  
I think it's sweet that they include trannys.
 
2009-12-23 01:54:51 AM  
www.chronicle.gi
www.seanbluestone.com
 
2009-12-23 01:55:13 AM  
yesanded: You can have the rest.

Argue it out amongst yourselves if you must.


You sick bastards, you'd only hit this one with the fist of god because she looks like a 14/15 years... KINKY! Like this group, not afraid of jailbait.
 
2009-12-23 01:58:48 AM  
buckler: guinevere81: buckler: Page B: Jeez. #6 must be one hell of a tap-dancer or something.

I'm guessing "something".

She didn't even win "Miss Friendship". Sadness.

I don't think she even made "Miss be nice to her, she's your cousin".


no...likely not.

I wonder where the hell the "help my self-esteem" logic comes from. Doesn't she know that "competing" against all these incredibly hot biatches is definitely going to have the opposite effect? That poor woman.

/not hot
//still have self-esteem
///seriously. dayum.
 
2009-12-23 02:02:54 AM  
Well if no one is going to do it, I will, here's the best look alike...

www.chronicle.gi
www.naughty.com
Come on... look at her face... come on... you can do it...!
 
2009-12-23 02:03:07 AM  
theBigBigEye owes me a keyboard
 
2009-12-23 02:04:19 AM  
420.thrashbarg.net
its nice to see they are letting women with downs syndrome join in the fun.
 
2009-12-23 02:05:24 AM  
yesanded: You can have the rest.

Argue it out amongst yourselves if you must.


Honestly, I'd take #2 first, she clearly knows how to take a good photo. #1 looks drugged to me.

www.chronicle.gi


As for #6, Subby was on the damn mark. We're going to have to nuke the whole of Gibraltar to get ugly that bad out of the human race. And frankly, we should nuke Spain as well, just to make sure we have containment.

/For you map-challenged Farkers, Gibraltar is separated from Spain by a mere thin strait.
 
2009-12-23 02:08:03 AM  
i1004.photobucket.com

"I will go to tha judges table, and jist start smokin a big ol fattie, right in front of em, and hope to Gawd they breathe in some fumes, cause that's the ONLY way she's gonna win..."
 
2009-12-23 02:10:13 AM  
i301.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-23 02:15:12 AM  
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE MISS GIBRALTAR: As a proud Gibraltarian that I am, I would be grateful to represent my country. It would make me and my family so proud. It would be an achievement for me and would be very good for my self esteem.

And here I thought all the boys lining up at the door every Friday night was all she needed for her self esteem.
 
2009-12-23 02:16:38 AM  
guinevere81: buckler: guinevere81: buckler: Page B: Jeez. #6 must be one hell of a tap-dancer or something.

I'm guessing "something".

She didn't even win "Miss Friendship". Sadness.

I don't think she even made "Miss be nice to her, she's your cousin".

no...likely not.

I wonder where the hell the "help my self-esteem" logic comes from. Doesn't she know that "competing" against all these incredibly hot biatches is definitely going to have the opposite effect? That poor woman.

/not hot
//still have self-esteem
///seriously. dayum.


Well stated.

//she set herself up for disappointment in that contest
///it'd be like me entering a ballet contest
////I'm about as graceful a dancer as this thread
//AND I'm not hot :p
 
2009-12-23 02:23:55 AM  
AND THE WINNER IS...

www.chronicle.gi

FULL NAME: Kaiane Aldorino

AGE: 22

STAR SIGN: Cancer

OCCUPATION: HR Clerk

COLOUR OF HAIR: Brown

COLOUR OF EYES: Brown

HOBBIES & INTERESTS: Dancing, travelling and spending spare time with my loved ones.

LANGUAGES SPOKEN: English & Spanish

AMBITION (ACADEMIC/PROFESSIONAL): To further my career and be successful in life.

YOUR IDEA OF A PERFECT DAY: Enjoying a sunny day outdoors with family and friends.

WHAT DO YOU MOST LIKE ABOUT GIBRALTAR: Its safe environment and spectacular views.

WHAT DO YOU LEAST LIKE ABOUT GIBRALTAR: The lack of affordable housing and traffic.

WHY HAVE YOU ENTERED THE PAGEANT: I have been encoura-ged by family and friends and wouldn't want to miss out on this great experience.

WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE MISS GIBRALTAR: Being a proud Gibraltarian as I am, I would be honoured to represent my country.
 
2009-12-23 02:26:01 AM  
thamike:

(pics of the little girl beauty contests)

WTF ARE PARENTS LIKE THAT THINKING.

/can't fathom why mother would put child in that situation.
 
2009-12-23 02:26:07 AM  
i41.photobucket.comi41.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-23 02:30:01 AM  
WrongTrousers: WTF ARE PARENTS LIKE THAT THINKING.

/can't fathom why mother would put child in that situation.


F*cking creepy, huh? GIS "child beauty pageant." It gets weird fast.
 
2009-12-23 02:30:14 AM  
the_vicious_fez: Did anyone actually read their bios? These sound like the 6 most boring women imaginable. All their responses are almost identical, and none of them are remotely interesting.

Way to perpetuate the stereotype, ladies (and Gibraltar)


The funny part is that #6 sounds the most boring of them all. I mean, you'd figure that since she's coming up way short in the looks department, she might have made up for it by being an interesting person. Nope. She's unemployed, and her hobbies include "socializing, shopping, [and] listening to music".
 
2009-12-23 02:31:56 AM  
CanuckAmok: AND THE WINNER IS...


"Ms. Aldorino, would you say that you generally like and dislike the same things as most other human beings? You know... traffic bad, sunshine good. Yes? Ok then, that's all we needed. Bye bye."
 
2009-12-23 02:33:03 AM  
londonupdates.files.wordpress.com

I assume this is just building suspense until she opens her mouth and sings something from Les Mis?
 
2009-12-23 02:34:19 AM  
img.photobucket.comimg.photobucket.com

Why I thought of these two being similar i'll never know.

/nuke from orbit!
 
2009-12-23 02:38:24 AM  
www.bbc.co.uk

The Infanta of Spain: The Next Generation.
"Your lips, I like!"
 
2009-12-23 02:41:07 AM  
CanuckAmok: AND THE WINNER IS...

Yeah man.... Shes probably ridiculous under that Biz-Cas getup.

Oh and a really nice person.. too.. yeah . Whatever.
 
2009-12-23 02:44:17 AM  
Okay... how the hell does a manly-looking ugly chick with a double-chin end up being a finalist in a beauty pageant? That thing's gotta be rigged, haha.
 
2009-12-23 02:44:25 AM  
That last one is the love child of Paul Giamatti and Kathy Bates.
 
2009-12-23 02:44:48 AM  
Get #6 a brown paper bag with a mouth hole cutout and I think we are in business.
 
2009-12-23 02:47:40 AM  
Oh man, great tagline -- I had to pull a couple coworkers over to read that and check out the pics.

Congrats, subbie!
 
2009-12-23 02:47:57 AM  
ManhattanRedneck: Get #6 a brown paper bag with a mouth hole cutout and I think we are in business.


"I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks." - Rodney Dangerfield
 
2009-12-23 02:54:41 AM  
WHAT DO YOU LEAST LIKE ABOUT GIBRALTAR: Traffic and the lack of affordable housing.

WHAT DO YOU LEAST LIKE ABOUT GIBRALTAR: The lack of affordable housing and traffic.

WHAT DO YOU LEAST LIKE ABOUT GIBRALTAR: The levanter, the traffic and the lack of job opportunities for young people.



I was going to complain about these women whining about traffic in a territory that is no bigger than my thumb -- 2.6 square miles to be exact.

However, according to Wikipedia... There are 31 miles of roads, 26,000 people, and 26,000 cars. That's six feet of road per car.

And check out this great pic of a road in Gibralar that intersects with the airport's only runway...

www.hoax-slayer.com
 
2009-12-23 02:56:47 AM  
if #6 was a finalist i dread to think what the ones who didn't make the cut look like......
 
2009-12-23 03:00:06 AM  
ProTip:

"Double Blind Judging" is for Food, and Wine tasting, NOT Beauty pageants!
 
2009-12-23 03:04:07 AM  
DerekSD: if #6 was a finalist i dread to think what the ones who didn't make the cut look like......

www.serenadawn.com
After finding out it came in 7th.
 
2009-12-23 03:06:31 AM  
Solid State Vittles: Quit picking up on #6. As a child, he was awesome as Keanu Reeves' little brother in the 1986 film "River's Edge."

*snerk*
 
2009-12-23 03:07:20 AM  
Somebody post that "I love this thread sooo much" pic.

You guys brought the LOL today.
 
2009-12-23 03:08:07 AM  
img684.imageshack.us

img36.imageshack.us
 
2009-12-23 03:16:07 AM  
I wish this were decided by internet vote. You guys know we could make Miss Face McBeefSlab totally win. I'd do it, too.
 
2009-12-23 03:21:43 AM  
I'd let her snu-snu me.
 
2009-12-23 03:23:23 AM  
the_vicious_fez: Did anyone actually read their bios? These sound like the 6 most boring women imaginable. All their responses are almost identical, and none of them are remotely interesting.
Way to perpetuate the stereotype, ladies (and Gibraltar)


I was surprised the first girl was listed as having brown hair.
Then I realized they all had 'brown' hair.


perigee: The Infanta of Spain: The Next Generation.
"Your lips, I like!"


Best reference. :)
 
2009-12-23 03:28:27 AM  
Damn this thread brought the lulz. Some of you are some mean ass farkers!

/still wiping tears
 
2009-12-23 03:37:30 AM  
okay, she's not very pretty. well, okay, she's ugly.

but come on, she's not THAT ugly. i see uglier women than her on a daily basis. and judging by the bikini pic, she's managed to keep her weight at least sort of under control. most women with faces like that have a body like kathy bates. actually, her face looks far uglier in the bikini pic than the regular one.

i'm not saying i'd sleep with her. i mean, i probably would since i'm lonely and desperate, but i wouldn't be scraping the bottom of the barrel or anything. she's at least a 3.
 
2009-12-23 03:42:10 AM  
Lesson learned: Do not try to improve your self esteem when thus self esteem can be accessed on the internets.
 
2009-12-23 03:49:33 AM  
Dear Lord. I did not expect that at the bottom of the page. Whoever said that she looks like a bad photoshop was spot-on.

Also, youse guyses are teh funny.
 
2009-12-23 03:52:09 AM  
ITIL Prince: Luckily I have this one all to myself:


/it's hot
//she's hot
///I'm no longer bored


I'm guessing you masturbate to pictures of Sara Silverman fairly often.

And yes there is something wrong with that.
 
2009-12-23 03:54:51 AM  
Ashelth: ITIL Prince: Luckily I have this one all to myself:


/it's hot
//she's hot
///I'm no longer bored

I'm guessing you masturbate to pictures of Sara Silverman fairly often.

And yes there is something wrong with that.


Then I do not want to be right!

www.nerve.com
 
2009-12-23 03:58:26 AM  
perigee: The Infanta of Spain: The Next Generation.
"Your lips, I like!"


Translator- "Again, please!"

Also...

www.grimmemennesker.dk

Last year's #6?
 
2009-12-23 03:58:38 AM  
ITIL Prince: Luckily I have this one all to myself:


/it's hot
//she's hot
///I'm no longer bored


Dude.."I am a dog person, especially Irish Wolfhounds. Every dog save one has been killed by inattentive drivers, as well as the one cat that I liked. Please pay attention when you drive your strap-on weighing several thousand pounds." from profile.
while i morn with you on the loss of a cherished little, or big, furry friend..WTF? how about they were not where those strap-on weighing several thousand pounds did not reside? chain..gate..door..even a cage.
/hope theres more to the story..
 
2009-12-23 03:58:53 AM  
The last one is still far better than these two Marilyn Monroes.
 
2009-12-23 04:01:09 AM  
SilentStrider: Ahem.

"She looks like she was tied to the bumper of the ugly truck with the ugly rope and then dragged down Ugly Street for fifty ugly miles."

/props to anyone who knows where that's from.


sigh... Oxhorn?
 
2009-12-23 04:03:09 AM  
LordZorch: someone shaved a rock ape and put a dress on it...

It's been done before
mmii.info
/hot like #2
 
2009-12-23 04:06:58 AM  
A couple of you have pointed out that she's unemployed, but have you also noticed one of her hobbies is "shopping and pampering" herself? A curious combination.
 
2009-12-23 04:12:58 AM  
img41.imageshack.us

/Myspace angle FTW
 
2009-12-23 04:16:14 AM  
Wrapped in Piano Strings: Dear Lord. I did not expect that at the bottom of the page. Whoever said that she looks like a bad photoshop was spot-on.

Also, youse guyses are teh funny.


I thought that was 'shopped too. I actually did a GIS search to confirm.

/I'm not keen on joining in the pile-on this poor woman
//yeah, yeah I know WELCOME TO FARK
///I betcha she's a top bird
////or crazy
//I had a crazy friend [diagnosed manic depressive, a few stints in the Loony Bin] who entered a state aerobics championship with ZERO aerobics experience
//he came 3rd - I shiat you not
//it was a small, backward state and it was ~15 years ago
 
2009-12-23 04:18:57 AM  
SpiderKing: /Myspace angle FTW

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-12-23 04:36:01 AM  
Markoff_Cheney

Is your name a reference to the Illuminatus! trilogy?

/if so, that's farking awesome
 
2009-12-23 04:40:44 AM  
jdmac: Ashelth: ITIL Prince: Luckily I have this one all to myself:


/it's hot
//she's hot
///I'm no longer bored

I'm guessing you masturbate to pictures of Sara Silverman fairly often.

And yes there is something wrong with that.

Then I do not want to be right!


well, you're not. so there ya go.
 
2009-12-23 04:42:55 AM  
The Iron duke: ITIL Prince: Luckily I have this one all to myself:


/it's hot
//she's hot
///I'm no longer bored

Dude.."I am a dog person, especially Irish Wolfhounds. Every dog save one has been killed by inattentive drivers, as well as the one cat that I liked. Please pay attention when you drive your strap-on weighing several thousand pounds." from profile.
while i morn with you on the loss of a cherished little, or big, furry friend..WTF? how about they were not where those strap-on weighing several thousand pounds did not reside? chain..gate..door..even a cage.
/hope theres more to the story..



what?
 
2009-12-23 04:44:28 AM  
SpiderKing: Markoff_Cheney

Is your name a reference to the Illuminatus! trilogy?

/if so, that's farking awesome


Yup, you nailed it.
R.I.P. R.A.W.
 
2009-12-23 05:01:48 AM  
gunther_bumpass: The Iron duke: ITIL Prince: Luckily I have this one all to myself:


/it's hot
//she's hot
///I'm no longer bored

Dude.."I am a dog person, especially Irish Wolfhounds. Every dog save one has been killed by inattentive drivers, as well as the one cat that I liked. Please pay attention when you drive your strap-on weighing several thousand pounds." from profile.
while i morn with you on the loss of a cherished little, or big, furry friend..WTF? how about they were not where those strap-on weighing several thousand pounds did not reside? chain..gate..door..even a cage.
/hope theres more to the story..


what?


She's whinging about her pets being killed by inattentive car drivers.

Farker has replied asking why her pets were on the street.

Farker messed up italics / quotes so it reads like a rambling diatribe from one crazy person

/just a guess
 
2009-12-23 05:12:29 AM  
Page B: CanuckAmok: AND THE WINNER IS...


"Ms. Aldorino, would you say that you generally like and dislike the same things as most other human beings? You know... traffic bad, sunshine good. Yes? Ok then, that's all we needed. Bye bye."


Someone should point out that Kaiane Aldorino
is Miss World 2009, OK, I will. Here's why. She's gorgeous.
www.thongtinthuongmai.vn
 
2009-12-23 05:22:56 AM  
img684.imageshack.us

Must be the daughter of the dictator.
 
2009-12-23 05:22:58 AM  
Delay: Page B: CanuckAmok: AND THE WINNER IS...


"Ms. Aldorino, would you say that you generally like and dislike the same things as most other human beings? You know... traffic bad, sunshine good. Yes? Ok then, that's all we needed. Bye bye."

Someone should point out that Kaiane Aldorino
is Miss World 2009, OK, I will. Here's why. She's gorgeous.


Good grief.

I sorta half wanted to point that out too. But I assumed it was given, with 230+ comments with only one vague mention.

Please tell me all you dumb farks knew this.
 
2009-12-23 05:29:17 AM  
Leskay: Please tell me all you dumb farks knew this.

What got me was when someone wondered about her answers. I wouldn't care how she answered the silly talent questions, or whatever it is called.
 
2009-12-23 05:36:22 AM  
To be fair, Girbraltar is tiny, they don't have many people there.
 
2009-12-23 05:41:40 AM  
This thread is continuing to deliver in spades. I even got the wife chucklin.
 
2009-12-23 05:42:52 AM  
Delay: Leskay: Please tell me all you dumb farks knew this.

What got me was when someone wondered about her answers. I wouldn't care how she answered the silly talent questions, or whatever it is called.


Ok, I had no idea. But A) this thread was about #6, and B) I was commenting about how all of the finalists' answers were depersonalized and practically the same.
 
2009-12-23 05:51:28 AM  
# 2 is my favorite. But I can't believe that no one else thinks #4 looks a little like Sarah Jessica Parker. And no, I'm not suggesting that's a good thing.
 
2009-12-23 05:53:25 AM  
zomg i'm laughin my ass off after reading this...i really like the myspace angle pic.
 
2009-12-23 05:54:42 AM  
I really don't recall traffic being bad at all.
 
2009-12-23 06:25:50 AM  
They are all nice looking girls, even #6, I've seen much, much worse. She must have something going for her other than looks. Maybe she's crazy insane in bed?

The pic of Miss #6 in the swim costume is shopped. I can tell by the gold pumps. Who the hell wears gold pumps?

Am I the only one who had to look up wtf the "levanter" is? My first thought was it had to be some weird STD native to Gibraltar.
 
2009-12-23 06:36:54 AM  
Is this a joke? It has to be a joke. Even is that woman can "fart the white album" it ain't enough to win
 
2009-12-23 06:36:57 AM  
I......yeah. Finish in the morning, too tired to keep laughing.
 
2009-12-23 06:42:48 AM  
i182.photobucket.com

except with more ugly
 
2009-12-23 06:48:03 AM  
img191.imageshack.us

Much better.

She's the Eddie the Eagle of beauty pageants...
http://archives.cbc.ca/sports/olympics/topics/1322-8081/ (new window)
 
2009-12-23 06:49:14 AM  
The thing about that welcome to fark pic is that the crying girl is hot with a great rack. About What could those two coonts be mocking her?

....... Number 6 ftw!
 
2009-12-23 06:55:42 AM  
LegacyDL: It's nice to know that beauty pageants have combo breakers in place.

EPIC WIN.
 
2009-12-23 07:00:49 AM  
Merry Sunshine: This thread website is full of assholes. (Welcome to Fark, etc)
 
2009-12-23 07:16:09 AM  
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4880185&IDComment=56866072#c568 66072" target="_blank">AntonSzandorLaVey</a>:</b> <i>Snarfangel:

#6 in a swimsuit</i>

my god it burns
 
2009-12-23 07:17:09 AM  
I gotta post in this one, haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Good lulz yall!
 
2009-12-23 07:18:39 AM  
WHY HAVE YOU ENTERED THE PAGEANT: To gain experience as I have never entered any pageants before. I think it would be a great opportunity to try something different as I like to take new challenges. Also to make new friends, enjoy myself as it can help your self esteem.



Regardless of how you feel about pageants.... I think they're a total waste of time and energy... you should actually be pretty if you enter.
 
2009-12-23 07:22:09 AM  
Leskay: Delay: Page B: CanuckAmok: AND THE WINNER IS...


"Ms. Aldorino, would you say that you generally like and dislike the same things as most other human beings? You know... traffic bad, sunshine good. Yes? Ok then, that's all we needed. Bye bye."

Someone should point out that Kaiane Aldorino
is Miss World 2009, OK, I will. Here's why. She's gorgeous.

Good grief.

I sorta half wanted to point that out too. But I assumed it was given, with 230+ comments with only one vague mention.

Please tell me all you dumb farks knew this.


I remembered seeing the story about Miss Gibraltar's winning Miss World on this here website...maybe a month ago or so? If memory serves, the headline was about how Gibraltar isn't actually a country.
 
2009-12-23 07:30:29 AM  
www.chronicle.gi

www.jerrysartarama.com

The Cholas prefer the fine point but in Gibraltar, they rock the chisel tip.
 
2009-12-23 07:35:05 AM  
www.missgibraltar.gi
 
2009-12-23 07:42:29 AM  
I would have picked her:

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2009-12-23 07:47:33 AM  
aww c'mon guys it's a tiny little country, there's probably not alot there
 
2009-12-23 07:48:15 AM  
fark
 
2009-12-23 07:50:29 AM  
i35.tinypic.com

Related?
 
2009-12-23 07:52:58 AM  
I really thought someone would have shooped the weight and moles off...

/leaving for work disappointed
 
2009-12-23 07:53:37 AM  
More Elke Hanglin goodness:
farm4.static.flickr.com

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2009-12-23 07:55:57 AM  
#2 please
 
2009-12-23 08:02:25 AM  
web.tiscalinet.it

"Did you see her occupation?"

"She's a cleaner?"

www.chronicle.gi


Tyrene Navarro

AGE: 23

STAR SIGN: Libra

OCCUPATION: Cleaner
 
2009-12-23 08:05:04 AM  
subby, thanks for the laugh. +1,000,000 intartubes
 
2009-12-23 08:08:22 AM  
2, 3, and 5...bathed, my quarters, etc.
 
2009-12-23 08:11:05 AM  
Harry_Seldon: Wasn't Chandler Bing also a Data Management Controller?

Transponster?

 
2009-12-23 08:17:33 AM  
www.chronicle.gi

waywardtraveler.net
 
2009-12-23 08:23:03 AM  
Excen: Contestant #1 reminds me of a sexified Hermione Granger in her bikini.

No need for a robe and wizard hat 'cuz I just cast Throbbing Tsunami of Man Gravy in my pants.


I LOL'd 'till I cried. Thank you for making my morning.
 
2009-12-23 08:26:07 AM  
Thank heavens, for little girls.

i48.tinypic.com
 
2009-12-23 08:33:35 AM  
Don't miss the photos from the swimsuit competition.

farm3.static.flickr.com

http://www.flickr.com/photos/davidparody/3666873553/in/photostream/
 
2009-12-23 08:40:59 AM  
Just want to jump on the 'the meh was misplaced' bandwagon.

Ranking: 1, 3/5, 2, 4, a taser to the balls, a shotgun to the temple, 6
 
2009-12-23 08:41:19 AM  
crow: "Did you see her occupation?"

"She's a cleaner?"

Tyrene Navarro

AGE: 23

STAR SIGN: Libra

OCCUPATION: Cleaner


Just because you look like a character, doesn't mean you have character
 
2009-12-23 08:44:48 AM  
her? she must be really funny.
 
2009-12-23 08:47:00 AM  
 
2009-12-23 08:47:43 AM  
aspAddict: 2, 3, and 5...bathed, my quarters, etc.

uhhh... its not a mugshot roundup, the all seem recently bathed.
 
2009-12-23 08:52:23 AM  
www.chronicle.girinalie.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-12-23 08:54:13 AM  
chickyraptor: Cagey B:One would have to be in dire straits indeed to penis the last one.

Would like a word with you


Yah, be careful! She might take you on the Walk of Life down to Telegraph Road, go Twisting By the Pool then show you her Tunnel of Love. Make sure that Portobello Belle doesn't give you an Industrial Disease.
 
2009-12-23 08:58:35 AM  
Don't listen to them, Kaylee. You can be anything you want to be -- auto mechanic, radio personality, White House correspondent...

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2009-12-23 09:05:13 AM  
I do not know if it has been said yet but that last chick must have one HELL of a talent!!

// The most extreme case of "butterface" I have seen in these threads lo these many years
 
2009-12-23 09:07:39 AM  
Number 6 reminds me of the Larry Burns Simpsons episode

Mother: Here's my daughter the debutante. She came out last month.
Larry: Gaahh!! Put her back in, she's not done yet.
 
2009-12-23 09:15:16 AM  
#6 explains why suicide bombings are down. The terrorists have seen what a real virgin looks like.
 
2009-12-23 09:17:16 AM  
Remember the good old days when this was the exception to the typical beauty queen.

media.thestate.com

I for one miss our brown eyed girl.
 
2009-12-23 09:18:02 AM  
realitytvmagazine.sheknows.com

img.photobucket.com

seperated??
 
MrT
2009-12-23 09:18:22 AM  
www.chronicle.gi

davidcgarcia.com
 
2009-12-23 09:24:47 AM  
farm3.static.flickr.com

You'd hit the pudge because she'd let you dump your man sauce on her chin.

/god, I feel so dirty now.
 
2009-12-23 09:26:23 AM  
markyp09: Just want to jump on the 'the meh was misplaced' bandwagon.

Ranking: 1, 3/5, 2, 4, a taser to the balls, a shotgun to the temple, 6


I agree, the meh was misplaced... but for the sake of crafting a classic headline, was exactly where it needed to be. I still give +1,000,000 intardumptrucks to subby. I rofldzomgbbq at the headline, and almost spit coffee on my keyboard when I saw what it was referring to.
 
2009-12-23 09:31:03 AM  
sunderland56: Jakevol2: In other news, there are only six women on Gibraltar.

You sure? I count five.


Classic comment and response!
 
2009-12-23 09:31:43 AM  
www.chronicle.gi


www.fillies.com
 
2009-12-23 09:33:46 AM  
NewportBarGuy: Kludge: I would rock that chick.

The Rock of Gibraltar already beat you to her face.


...aaaaaaand we're over in six. Thanks for coming, everyone, and don't forget to tip the veal.
 
2009-12-23 09:34:06 AM  
I thought Momma Cass Elliot was dead.
 
2009-12-23 09:35:19 AM  
I see this:

www.chronicle.gi

and I feel like this:

www.acegames.us



/I think I have some candy in my pocket.
//I wonder if I could talk her into checking for me.
 
2009-12-23 09:40:50 AM  
Because none of us is as cruel as all of us.
 
2009-12-23 09:47:08 AM  
wet_dream: Remember the good old days when this was the exception to the typical beauty queen.

I for one miss our brown eyed girl.


You're not alone. I, too, yearn for Miss Freckles.
 
2009-12-23 09:47:11 AM  
#6 is what my father always described as a "Double-Bagger". One bag for her, and one bag for me in case her bag breaks. He always had a way with words
 
2009-12-23 09:50:24 AM  
cmunic8r99 I'd say this was a closer match.

www.chronicle.gi
waywardtraveler.net
 
2009-12-23 09:51:50 AM  
petcat2469: Because none of us is as cruel as all of us.

hab606.files.wordpress.com
We are Anonymous. We are Legion.
 
2009-12-23 09:52:48 AM  
Now, now. Gibraltar is small. It's possible they just ran out of women and had to use... I don't know what that is.
 
2009-12-23 09:54:57 AM  
pix.auctiva.com
 
2009-12-23 10:00:36 AM  
I hope she doesn't eat one of the judges...
 
2009-12-23 10:12:04 AM  
We swapped this normal beauty pageant contestant with something you'd swear was maimed with the ugly stick. Let's see if anyone notices.

//Would drag #1 and #2 to my bunk
 
2009-12-23 10:15:28 AM  
TheBlackrose: We swapped this normal beauty pageant contestant with something you'd swear was maimed with the ugly stick. Let's see if anyone notices.

//Would drag #1 and #2 to my bunk


#6 would drag you to her bunk.

/Snu-Snu!
 
2009-12-23 10:20:29 AM  
DubyaHater: #6 is what my father always described as a "Double-Bagger". One bag for her, and one bag for me in case her bag breaks. He always had a way with words

Dude, your dad was Rodney Dangerfield!?!? That's awesome!
 
2009-12-23 10:27:39 AM  
Kludge: Cagey B: One would have to be in dire straits indeed to penis the last one.

Your standards are too high. I would rock that chick.


You got that right. Any girl that looks like that and is a finalist in a beauty contest has to give the BEST. HEAD. EVAR.
 
2009-12-23 10:31:39 AM  
People:

I don't mind snark about public figures. hell - I read Fark. The attacks on this girl are vile and uncalled for. Leave it alone.
 
2009-12-23 10:33:19 AM  
I LOL'ed

Then threw up in my mouth a little.

Then LOL'ed again and wiped my nose of the spew that was leaking...

Still LOLing a little...

Buffalo Bill has finally completed his skin suit. Nice work Bill... nice work
 
2009-12-23 10:36:48 AM  
DjangoStonereaver: Age 22.

Yeah, in hex....


First I went GAH! Then I actually laughed out loud. +1
 
2009-12-23 10:41:54 AM  
blainejennifer: People:

I don't mind snark about public figures. hell - I read Fark. The attacks on this girl are vile and uncalled for. Leave it alone.


blah blah blah she's freakin ugly.
 
2009-12-23 10:44:55 AM  
farkingatwork: blainejennifer: People:

I don't mind snark about public figures. hell - I read Fark. The attacks on this girl are vile and uncalled for. Leave it alone.

blah blah blah she's freakin ugly.


Not from the top she isn't.
 
2009-12-23 10:45:17 AM  
She's like the Tori Spelling of 90210..
 
2009-12-23 10:46:43 AM  
farkingatwork: blainejennifer: People:

I don't mind snark about public figures. hell - I read Fark. The attacks on this girl are vile and uncalled for. Leave it alone.

blah blah blah she's freakin ugly.


I LOLed at Chris Crocker - "LEAVE MISS #6 ALONE!!!!!"

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2009-12-23 10:48:30 AM  
Okay, I actually went through this whole thread and viewed every picture before I made this statement. Except for the four obese women in swim suits, all these women are far better looking than Sandra Oh. Like, far far better looking than Sandra Oh.
 
2009-12-23 10:52:32 AM  
PeppaJack: thoughts?

Needs something done about the hair and eyebrows. Sharpies, perhaps.
 
2009-12-23 10:53:21 AM  
LordZorch: someone shaved a rock ape and put a dress on it...

She's a bigfoot, isn't she, Gus?
 
2009-12-23 10:55:01 AM  
mad_prophet_tx: PeppaJack: thoughts?

Needs something done about the hair and eyebrows. Sharpies Shaved, perhaps.
 
2009-12-23 10:57:51 AM  
mad_prophet_tx: LordZorch: someone shaved a rock ape and put a dress on it...

She's a bigfoot, isn't she, Gus?


Goonie goo goo.
 
2009-12-23 11:02:08 AM  
How did that last one get in?

YIKES!!!

/musta been nepotism
 
2009-12-23 11:04:54 AM  
"The chemo is going well, thanks for asking."

www.chronicle.gi
 
2009-12-23 11:05:16 AM  
nimblehuman: How did that last one get in?

YIKES!!!

/musta been nepotism Blow Jobs (lots of them)


FTFY
 
2009-12-23 11:05:47 AM  
Pictures from the winner's miss universe bid.

Link
 
2009-12-23 11:08:08 AM  
blainejennifer: People:

I don't mind snark about public figures. hell - I read Fark. The attacks on this girl are vile and uncalled for. Leave it alone.


She's ugly.

And probably blew the judges to get on the competition.

Also, she's a he.

Also:

i182.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-23 11:15:25 AM  
For all the Lite Farkers:

i250.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-23 11:22:59 AM  
I think she sold me auto insurance.

blog.timesunion.com
 
2009-12-23 11:24:06 AM  
hyperflame: blainejennifer: People:

I don't mind snark about public figures. hell - I read Fark. The attacks on this girl are vile and uncalled for. Leave it alone.

She's ugly.

And probably blew the judges to get on the competition.

Also, she's a he.

Also:


He was a she? (do do do do do...)
 
2009-12-23 11:26:51 AM  
Cagey B: One would have to be in dire straits indeed to penis the last one.

dire straits?
Link (new window)
 
2009-12-23 11:36:16 AM  
rogerklotz: Cagey B: One would have to be in dire straits indeed to penis the last one.

dire straits?
Link (new window)


Don't complain. She's one of the free chicks.
 
2009-12-23 11:43:06 AM  
#6 looks a bit like anthony quinn. I'm at work at the moment; can someone link a side by side of the two?
 
2009-12-23 11:44:20 AM  
schattenteufel: I think she sold me auto insurance.

Yeah, I'd tape her mouth shut and plow her into the next field.

/just sayin'
 
2009-12-23 11:56:02 AM  
kgloverfl: Buffalo Bill has finally completed his skin suit. Nice work Bill... nice work

God damnit man, you can't spring that kind of shiat on a person without warning.
 
2009-12-23 11:59:40 AM  
you wake up next to ugly girl

what do?
 
2009-12-23 12:05:36 PM  
Zasteva: I would have picked her:

guaranteed
 
2009-12-23 12:06:32 PM  
Merkin Muffley: Okay, I actually went through this whole thread and viewed every picture before I made this statement. Except for the four obese women in swim suits, all these women are far better looking than Sandra Oh. Like, far far better looking than Sandra Oh.

Are you thinking of a different actress from Sideways?

"Bet ya that chick's two tons of fun. You know, the grateful type? "
 
2009-12-23 12:11:18 PM  
This thread is so good I reactivated my Fark account so I could post. I was trying to shop the moles and chin off of Sasquatch and my photoshop seized up like a vat of congealed party dip. I am not kidding. Frozen. Not Responding.


/I hadn't posted since 2005.
 
2009-12-23 12:11:31 PM  
Oh man, she's soooo ugly.


/she should kill herself.
 
2009-12-23 12:13:56 PM  
Wholly cow...
 
2009-12-23 12:29:47 PM  
perigee: The Infanta of Spain: The Next Generation.
"Your lips, I like!"

my first thought as well
 
2009-12-23 12:44:43 PM  
ZzeusS: Gibraltar? That's like Africa, right? Or like Ireland or something? Turkey? Straights of Gibraltar... Panama? shiat I know I know this.

Link
 
2009-12-23 12:59:47 PM  
hyperflame: blainejennifer: People:

I don't mind snark about public figures. hell - I read Fark. The attacks on this girl are vile and uncalled for. Leave it alone.

She's ugly.

And probably blew the judges to get on the competition.

Also, she's a he.

Also:


waywardtraveler.net
 
2009-12-23 01:17:21 PM  
This has to be a troll
 
2009-12-23 01:30:24 PM  
www.chronicle.gi

waywardtraveler.net
 
2009-12-23 01:50:35 PM  
WOW! That was the first headline in a couple days that I laughed right out loud at! I'm at McD's at a busy lunch time, and I got some weird looks, but DAMN was that part so unexpected and thus funny: "OMFG NUKE IT FROM SPACE!"

...priceless

Thanks for making my day!
+1
 
2009-12-23 01:55:29 PM  
Sqrxz: WOW! That was the first headline in a couple days that I laughed right out loud at! I'm at McD's at a busy lunch time, and I got some weird looks, but DAMN was that part so unexpected and thus funny: "OMFG NUKE IT FROM SPACE!"

...priceless

Thanks for making my day!
+1


...new here? Or suffering from amemenesia?
 
2009-12-23 02:01:58 PM  
NewportBarGuy:

Cagey B: One would have to be in dire straits indeed to penis the last one.

Your standards are too high. I would rock that chick.



media.skateboard.com.au
 
2009-12-23 02:08:11 PM  
jdmac: Ashelth: ITIL Prince: Luckily I have this one all to myself:


/it's hot
//she's hot
///I'm no longer bored

I'm guessing you masturbate to pictures of Sara Silverman fairly often.

And yes there is something wrong with that.

Then I do not want to be right!


I've got to side with jdmac here, I'd tap that tuchus too...
 
2009-12-23 02:10:56 PM  
The first girl kinda looks like the chick on the Harry Potter movies... can't think of her name... *google search*... Emma Watson.

Kinda.
 
2009-12-23 02:11:10 PM  
MoeSzyslak: Nescio quid dicas: The hottest one would be a nurse:

I agree but WTF is netball?


it's like basketball for women except you can't run while holding the ball.

/my sis played netball in HS!
 
2009-12-23 02:33:36 PM  
hyperflame: For you map-challenged Farkers, Gibraltar is separated from Spain by a mere thin strait.

Really? I thought it was separated from Africa by a mere thin strait?
 
2009-12-23 02:50:36 PM  
keithrogan: hyperflame: For you map-challenged Farkers, Gibraltar is separated from Spain by a mere thin strait.

Really? I thought it was separated from Africa by a mere thin strait?


Durf, geography FAIL on my part, you're right, it should be Africa, not Spain. Spain shares a land border with Gibraltar. I was thinking of Spain in another context and my brain mistyped.

Still, I hold to my original position that we should nuke Spain, just so we have containment on that kind of ugly.
 
2009-12-23 03:02:50 PM  
Farkwaddle: Yeah, I'd tape her mouth shut and plow her into the next field.

/just sayin'



Flo? Hell, I'd leave that mouth untaped! I'm sure she'd have all sorts of dirty, dirty things to shout out while I rode her like a shoddy carnival ride.

i375.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-23 03:03:37 PM  
www.chronicle.gi
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2009-12-23 03:05:52 PM  
Hey, fnottr, who's that cute little robot in the second picture?
 
2009-12-23 03:12:59 PM  
Is Number 6 the Albino from The Princess Bride?
 
2009-12-23 03:21:13 PM  
LEVANTER INFO HERE:

http://www.answers.com/topic/levanter
googled it.
 
2009-12-23 03:24:20 PM  
About #6: I've seen better, but I've also seen MUCH worse.
I give her 6/10.
 
2009-12-23 03:26:50 PM  
CapnChernobyl: About #6: I've seen better, but I've also seen MUCH worse.
I give her 6/10.


You need to get out more.
 
2009-12-23 03:38:11 PM  
I don't care what you think.
 
2009-12-23 03:46:59 PM  
CapnChernobyl: I don't care what you think.

Oh, it's gonna be like that is it? I guess I should have started with this...

img.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-23 04:36:00 PM  
How is it cruel to say that someone who enters a BEAUTY CONTEST, and asks people to JUDGE them, is ugly? I mean if she's just some lady walking down the street, by all means keep your opinions to yourself, but #6 knows damn well that she's hideous and has no business being in the audience of a beauty contest, let alone on the friggin' stage in a bikini.

www.synthstuff.com
 
2009-12-23 04:41:07 PM  
PeppaJack: thoughts?

It looks like her face got in a knife fight and lost. I'm assuming she will also die from subby's nuke from space.
 
2009-12-23 04:44:28 PM  
GAT_00: Godscrack: img268.imageshack.us

You're saying she's a dude in a fat suit in a decent rock band?


You are seriously calling the Foo Fighters decent?
Just decent? Really?
I'd fark Dave Grohl before i'd touch that hosebeast.
 
2009-12-23 04:59:10 PM  
Lineman7: xd45acp: b>Lineman7:

Wow. And the 2nd beauty is?

Michelle Gielan, CBS News...
She's brainy and a pilot too, increasing the hotness factor


She WAS a student pilot, but never finished getting her rating.
 
2009-12-23 05:09:27 PM  
farm5.static.flickr.com
 
2009-12-23 05:10:35 PM  
if only I lived in Gibraltar, I would be totally hot
And I could say sympathetically to number 6 "you have pretty....................... hair"
 
2009-12-23 06:16:36 PM  
Anti-Politicrit: Is Number 6 the Albino from The Princess Bride?

Good call.

www.chronicle.gi
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-12-23 08:07:33 PM  
Fortunately, for all of Gibraltar, Kaiane Aldorino won.
 
2009-12-23 08:18:16 PM  
Ashelth: ITIL Prince: Luckily I have this one all to myself:


/it's hot
//she's hot
///I'm no longer bored

I'm guessing you masturbate to pictures of Sara Silverman fairly often.

And yes there is something wrong with that.


Often? No, not very often. Occasionally.

Wait. Maybe sometimes more than occasionally. A few times a year.

How do you define "a few"? I should maybe revise that estimate up a bit.

Screw it, all this thinking about Sarah got me going. I'm doing it right now.
 
2009-12-23 08:22:06 PM  
Leskay: gunther_bumpass: The Iron duke: ITIL Prince: Luckily I have this one all to myself:


/it's hot
//she's hot
///I'm no longer bored

Dude.."I am a dog person, especially Irish Wolfhounds. Every dog save one has been killed by inattentive drivers, as well as the one cat that I liked. Please pay attention when you drive your strap-on weighing several thousand pounds." from profile.
while i morn with you on the loss of a cherished little, or big, furry friend..WTF? how about they were not where those strap-on weighing several thousand pounds did not reside? chain..gate..door..even a cage.
/hope theres more to the story..


what?

She's whinging about her pets being killed by inattentive car drivers.

Farker has replied asking why her pets were on the street.

Farker messed up italics / quotes so it reads like a rambling diatribe from one crazy person

/just a guess


Terrible guess. A. Dude. B. It was the dog's own damn fault for running out in front of a car. They should know better. C. This is a rambling diatribe from two crazy people. D. I'm the other one. E. "Strap on" indicates the dickless driver who only feels empowered when behind the wheel. Once they climb out of the thing they're witless cowards. F. I'm the other one. E. Gotta go take some meds, I think.
 
2009-12-23 09:13:29 PM  
digitalrain: sigh... Oxhorn?

well at least someone got it.
 
2009-12-23 09:14:17 PM  
Glasgowsfinest: Snarfangel: Here is the winner

#3. I knew it.


Agreed, too many guys get thrown off by fake blond hair.
If you are not into the details, then you are not a true connoisseur.
 
2009-12-23 10:04:05 PM  
schattenteufel: I think she sold me auto insurance.



Do not dis Progressive chick. You wish your insurance agent was that enthused.
 
2009-12-23 10:31:21 PM  
www.chronicle.gi

I would learn Gibraltish to get to know this one.
 
2009-12-23 10:58:07 PM  
MoeSzyslak: CHRISTAPHA

First thing I thought as well.
 
2009-12-23 11:00:13 PM  
limboslam Quote 2009-12-23 12:29:40 AM

Ok I've been thinking about it and I like the Little Miss Sunshine reference more than the Infantisima chick from Black Adder.
YMMV
 
2009-12-24 01:48:34 AM  
Hey! I know a guy who looks just like #6! A shout out to ya, Barry!
 
2009-12-24 03:57:46 AM  
NewportBarGuy: Kludge: I would rock that chick.

The Rock of Gibraltar already beat you to her face.


This may be the single greatest post of all time.
 
2009-12-24 04:02:22 AM  
#4 reminds me ofbatman.neoseeker.com
 
2009-12-24 11:51:51 AM  
DubyaHater: #6 is what my father always described as a "Double-Bagger". One bag for her, and one bag for me in case her bag breaks. He always had a way with words

Nope, definitely a three-bagger. One for her, one for you, and one for the dog so he'll respect you in the morning.
 
2009-12-24 10:26:20 PM  
SilentStrider: Ahem.

"She looks like she was tied to the bumper of the ugly truck with the ugly rope and then dragged down Ugly Street for fifty ugly miles."

/props to anyone who knows where that's from.


www.radiotimes.com?
 
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