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(Some barbary ape) Amusing The Miss Gibraltar finalists: Meet Mmm-mmmm, Mmmm, Mm, Hmm, Meh and OMFG NUKE IT FROM SPACE   (chronicle.gi) divider line 375
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LordZorch [TotalFark]
2009-12-22 06:27:30 PM
someone shaved a rock ape and put a dress on it...
 
Bill Shakespeare [TotalFark]
2009-12-22 06:53:08 PM
And she is TOTALLY not related to anyone on the selection committee.

(or they just ran plumb out of virgins.)
 
testaclese
2009-12-22 06:58:20 PM
Fist of god on the first one. Whoa.
 
Cagey B
2009-12-22 07:06:18 PM
One would have to be in dire straits indeed to penis the last one.
 
Kludge
2009-12-22 07:09:49 PM
Cagey B: One would have to be in dire straits indeed to penis the last one.

Your standards are too high. I would rock that chick.
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark]
2009-12-22 07:29:56 PM
Kludge: I would rock that chick.

The Rock of Gibraltar already beat you to her face.
 
Snarfangel
2009-12-22 09:19:58 PM
testaclese: Fist of god on the first one. Whoa.

Though it's hard to tell from a little picture, I actually like #2. Maybe it's the dimple.
 
Darth_Lukecash [TotalFark]
2009-12-22 09:20:57 PM
I'm too lonely and too old to be picky at this point.
 
yogaFLAME
2009-12-22 09:22:37 PM
Did the penultimate one get a meh? I almost have to make fun of you for that subby.

/Almost. This is amusing enough of a find to give you a pass.
 
ninjakirby
2009-12-22 09:32:26 PM
testaclese: Fist of god on the firsfth one. Whoa.
 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark]
2009-12-22 09:35:48 PM
Cagey B: One would have to be in dire straits indeed to penis the last one.

Any port in a storm.
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2009-12-22 09:35:49 PM
Either I'm getting old or 18 is getting younger.
 
Darth_Lukecash [TotalFark]
2009-12-22 09:44:16 PM
GAT_00: Either I'm getting old or 18 is getting younger.

The answer to both is yes.
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2009-12-22 09:46:43 PM
Darth_Lukecash: The answer to both is yes.

Fark. I'm going to get pissed off if I start feeling like a pervert watching pron if they keep getting younger like that.
 
SpaceyCat [TotalFark]
2009-12-22 09:55:38 PM
GAT_00: Fark. I'm going to get pissed off if I start feeling like a pervert watching pron if they keep getting younger like that.

Enjoy and revel in your perviness. It's something to enjoy as you get older.
 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark]
2009-12-22 10:01:26 PM
www.chronicle.gi

Age 22.

Yeah, in hex....
 
The English Major [TotalFark]
2009-12-22 10:10:34 PM
DjangoStonereaver: Age 22.

Yeah, in hex....

"And now, the winner for Miss Congeniality..."
 
PeppaJack
2009-12-22 10:15:57 PM
www.chronicle.gi

thoughts?
 
yogaFLAME
2009-12-22 10:18:37 PM
PeppaJack: thoughts?

Why so serious?
 
Godscrack [TotalFark]
2009-12-22 10:20:03 PM
You guys are mean.
 
The English Major [TotalFark]
2009-12-22 10:22:09 PM
yogaFLAME: PeppaJack: thoughts?

Why so serious?

If Natalie Portman and Jack Nicholson mated.
 
Godscrack [TotalFark]
2009-12-22 10:22:33 PM
img268.imageshack.us
 
PeppaJack
2009-12-22 10:23:00 PM
yogaFLAME: PeppaJack: thoughts?

Why so serious?

Ha!
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2009-12-22 10:24:59 PM
Godscrack: img268.imageshack.us

You're saying she's a dude in a fat suit in a decent rock band?
 
Glasgowsfinest
2009-12-22 10:29:31 PM
#3. #3. #3.

I need a lie down now.
 
cretinbob [TotalFark]
2009-12-22 10:32:53 PM
At first I was all "Hey wtf is subby talking about" and then I lol'd.
 
Rusty Shackleford [TotalFark]
2009-12-22 10:37:43 PM
Tr0mBoNe: Cagey B: One would have to be in dire straits indeed to penis the last one.

Any port in a storm.

You realize that Gibraltar is a regular port of call for the British Navy. All of these girls, every one, has been propositioned at least 800 times.
 
SilentStrider [TotalFark]
2009-12-22 10:38:36 PM
Ahem.

"She looks like she was tied to the bumper of the ugly truck with the ugly rope and then dragged down Ugly Street for fifty ugly miles."

/props to anyone who knows where that's from.
 
Snarfangel
2009-12-22 10:59:02 PM
If anyone is wondering, I found a link to the actual pagent (uploaded June 28th -- I didn't notice the original pictures were April 15th). Here is the winner: Kaiane Aldorino - Miss World & Miss Gibraltar 2009

That's kind of a boring pic, so here's a set: Miss Gibraltar picture set.

And yes, there is #6 in a swimsuit. You're welcome.

/evil laughter
 
Glasgowsfinest
2009-12-22 11:01:55 PM
Snarfangel: Here is the winner

#3. I knew it.
 
Abstruse
2009-12-22 11:05:19 PM
www.motifake.com
 
AntonSzandorLaVey [TotalFark]
2009-12-22 11:06:08 PM
Snarfangel:

#6 in a swimsuit
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2009-12-22 11:22:46 PM
Snarfangel: That's kind of a boring pic, so here's a set: Miss Gibraltar picture set.

#1 looks a little less pedotastic somehow. Link

And my favorite, #5. Link
 
The English Major [TotalFark]
2009-12-22 11:36:57 PM
AntonSzandorLaVey: Snarfangel:

#6 in a swimsuit

Amy Winehouse, before the heroin addiction.
 
OneFretAway [TotalFark]
2009-12-22 11:49:46 PM
GAT_00: Darth_Lukecash: The answer to both is yes.

Fark. I'm going to get pissed off if I start feeling like a pervert watching pron if they keep getting younger like that.

Not long ago, I realized that MILF porn is not sexy and edgy, but, at best, merely age appropriate. Sad.
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark]
2009-12-23 12:01:46 AM
The English Major: Amy Winehouse, before the heroin addiction.


I prefer full blown crack addict Amy:

img199.imageshack.us

Though, big-boobed Amy is growing on me:

img97.imageshack.us

/She needs more crack
 
peachy92 [TotalFark]
2009-12-23 12:08:53 AM
"Who farted y'all?"
 
Solid State Vittles
2009-12-23 12:13:50 AM
I'd hit it.

/with a rock
 
The English Major [TotalFark]
2009-12-23 12:15:48 AM
peachy92: "Who farted y'all?"

#6, after a long night of Mexican food.
 
Oldiron_79
2009-12-23 12:16:10 AM
all but the last- like Zapruder was filming it

that last one- maybe at closing time.
 
itsdrew
2009-12-23 12:16:11 AM
FTFA:

WHY HAVE YOU ENTERED THE PAGEANT: To gain experience as I have never entered any pageants before.

Gee, I wonder why...
 
the_vicious_fez
2009-12-23 12:16:58 AM
Did anyone actually read their bios? These sound like the 6 most boring women imaginable. All their responses are almost identical, and none of them are remotely interesting.

Way to perpetuate the stereotype, ladies (and Gibraltar)
 
buckler [TotalFark]
2009-12-23 12:17:31 AM
OOps, missed one!

i20.photobucket.com
 
unit63
2009-12-23 12:17:36 AM
Also FTFA:

WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE MISS GIBRALTAR: As a proud Gibraltarian that I am, I would be grateful to represent my country. It would make me and my family so proud. It would be an achievement for me and would be very good for my self esteem.

Yeah, um, I hope you don't see this thread, dear.
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2009-12-23 12:18:01 AM
Would I hit it?

Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

*Running away*
 
FarkinFarker
2009-12-23 12:18:45 AM
You need to reverse Meh also = Mmmmm. Switch Hmm to Meh
 
ITIL Prince
2009-12-23 12:18:48 AM
PeppaJack: thoughts?

Like a transporter accident with Sasha Grey and Jane Krakowski. I'd nail her, but I'd be thinking of Sasha (and Jenna).

Somebody make with the pics, I'm terrible at that.
 
skinink
2009-12-23 12:19:20 AM
If she's good enough for Tiger, she's good enough for me!
 
ITIL Prince
2009-12-23 12:20:09 AM
Luckily I have this one all to myself:
www.chronicle.gi

/it's hot
//she's hot
///I'm no longer bored
 
Igor Jakovsky
2009-12-23 12:20:44 AM
peachy92 [TotalFark] Quote 2009-12-23 12:08:53 AM
"Who farted y'all?"

Hell, lets get them to talk to us like that Ms. North (I think she was North) Carolina state contestant. What language do they speak over there in Gibraltar?
 
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