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(Some barbary ape)   The Miss Gibraltar finalists: Meet Mmm-mmmm, Mmmm, Mm, Hmm, Meh and OMFG NUKE IT FROM SPACE   (chronicle.gi) divider line 380
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2009-12-22 06:27:30 PM
someone shaved a rock ape and put a dress on it...
 
2009-12-22 06:53:08 PM
And she is TOTALLY not related to anyone on the selection committee.

(or they just ran plumb out of virgins.)
 
2009-12-22 06:58:20 PM
Fist of god on the first one. Whoa.
 
2009-12-22 07:06:18 PM
One would have to be in dire straits indeed to penis the last one.
 
2009-12-22 07:09:49 PM
Cagey B: One would have to be in dire straits indeed to penis the last one.

Your standards are too high. I would rock that chick.
 
2009-12-22 07:29:56 PM
Kludge: I would rock that chick.

The Rock of Gibraltar already beat you to her face.
 
2009-12-22 09:19:58 PM
testaclese: Fist of god on the first one. Whoa.

Though it's hard to tell from a little picture, I actually like #2. Maybe it's the dimple.
 
2009-12-22 09:20:57 PM
I'm too lonely and too old to be picky at this point.
 
2009-12-22 09:22:37 PM
Did the penultimate one get a meh? I almost have to make fun of you for that subby.

/Almost. This is amusing enough of a find to give you a pass.
 
2009-12-22 09:32:26 PM
testaclese: Fist of god on the firsfth one. Whoa.
 
2009-12-22 09:35:48 PM
Cagey B: One would have to be in dire straits indeed to penis the last one.

Any port in a storm.
 
2009-12-22 09:35:49 PM
Either I'm getting old or 18 is getting younger.
 
2009-12-22 09:44:16 PM
GAT_00: Either I'm getting old or 18 is getting younger.

The answer to both is yes.
 
2009-12-22 09:46:43 PM
Darth_Lukecash: The answer to both is yes.

Fark. I'm going to get pissed off if I start feeling like a pervert watching pron if they keep getting younger like that.
 
2009-12-22 09:55:38 PM
GAT_00: Fark. I'm going to get pissed off if I start feeling like a pervert watching pron if they keep getting younger like that.

Enjoy and revel in your perviness. It's something to enjoy as you get older.
 
2009-12-22 10:01:26 PM
www.chronicle.gi

Age 22.

Yeah, in hex....
 
2009-12-22 10:10:34 PM
DjangoStonereaver: Age 22.

Yeah, in hex....


"And now, the winner for Miss Congeniality..."
 
2009-12-22 10:15:57 PM
www.chronicle.gi

thoughts?
 
2009-12-22 10:18:37 PM
PeppaJack: thoughts?

Why so serious?
 
2009-12-22 10:20:03 PM
You guys are mean.
 
2009-12-22 10:22:09 PM
yogaFLAME: PeppaJack: thoughts?

Why so serious?


If Natalie Portman and Jack Nicholson mated.
 
2009-12-22 10:22:33 PM
img268.imageshack.us
 
2009-12-22 10:23:00 PM
yogaFLAME: PeppaJack: thoughts?

Why so serious?


Ha!
 
2009-12-22 10:24:59 PM
Godscrack: img268.imageshack.us

You're saying she's a dude in a fat suit in a decent rock band?
 
2009-12-22 10:29:31 PM
#3. #3. #3.

I need a lie down now.
 
2009-12-22 10:32:53 PM
At first I was all "Hey wtf is subby talking about" and then I lol'd.
 
2009-12-22 10:37:43 PM
Tr0mBoNe: Cagey B: One would have to be in dire straits indeed to penis the last one.

Any port in a storm.


You realize that Gibraltar is a regular port of call for the British Navy. All of these girls, every one, has been propositioned at least 800 times.
 
2009-12-22 10:38:36 PM
Ahem.

"She looks like she was tied to the bumper of the ugly truck with the ugly rope and then dragged down Ugly Street for fifty ugly miles."

/props to anyone who knows where that's from.
 
2009-12-22 10:59:02 PM
If anyone is wondering, I found a link to the actual pagent (uploaded June 28th -- I didn't notice the original pictures were April 15th). Here is the winner: Kaiane Aldorino - Miss World & Miss Gibraltar 2009

That's kind of a boring pic, so here's a set: Miss Gibraltar picture set.

And yes, there is #6 in a swimsuit. You're welcome.

/evil laughter
 
2009-12-22 11:01:55 PM
Snarfangel: Here is the winner

#3. I knew it.
 
2009-12-22 11:05:19 PM
www.motifake.com
 
2009-12-22 11:06:08 PM
Snarfangel:

#6 in a swimsuit
 
2009-12-22 11:22:46 PM
Snarfangel: That's kind of a boring pic, so here's a set: Miss Gibraltar picture set.

#1 looks a little less pedotastic somehow. Link

And my favorite, #5. Link
 
2009-12-22 11:36:57 PM
AntonSzandorLaVey: Snarfangel:

#6 in a swimsuit


Amy Winehouse, before the heroin addiction.
 
2009-12-22 11:49:46 PM
GAT_00: Darth_Lukecash: The answer to both is yes.

Fark. I'm going to get pissed off if I start feeling like a pervert watching pron if they keep getting younger like that.


Not long ago, I realized that MILF porn is not sexy and edgy, but, at best, merely age appropriate. Sad.
 
2009-12-23 12:01:46 AM
The English Major: Amy Winehouse, before the heroin addiction.


I prefer full blown crack addict Amy:

img199.imageshack.us

Though, big-boobed Amy is growing on me:

img97.imageshack.us

/She needs more crack
 
2009-12-23 12:08:53 AM
"Who farted y'all?"
 
2009-12-23 12:13:50 AM
I'd hit it.

/with a rock
 
2009-12-23 12:15:48 AM
peachy92: "Who farted y'all?"

#6, after a long night of Mexican food.
 
2009-12-23 12:16:10 AM
all but the last- like Zapruder was filming it

that last one- maybe at closing time.
 
2009-12-23 12:16:11 AM
FTFA:

WHY HAVE YOU ENTERED THE PAGEANT: To gain experience as I have never entered any pageants before.

Gee, I wonder why...
 
2009-12-23 12:16:58 AM
Did anyone actually read their bios? These sound like the 6 most boring women imaginable. All their responses are almost identical, and none of them are remotely interesting.

Way to perpetuate the stereotype, ladies (and Gibraltar)
 
2009-12-23 12:17:31 AM
OOps, missed one!

i20.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-23 12:17:36 AM
Also FTFA:

WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE MISS GIBRALTAR: As a proud Gibraltarian that I am, I would be grateful to represent my country. It would make me and my family so proud. It would be an achievement for me and would be very good for my self esteem.

Yeah, um, I hope you don't see this thread, dear.
 
2009-12-23 12:18:01 AM
Would I hit it?

Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

*Running away*
 
2009-12-23 12:18:45 AM
You need to reverse Meh also = Mmmmm. Switch Hmm to Meh
 
2009-12-23 12:18:48 AM
PeppaJack: thoughts?

Like a transporter accident with Sasha Grey and Jane Krakowski. I'd nail her, but I'd be thinking of Sasha (and Jenna).

Somebody make with the pics, I'm terrible at that.
 
2009-12-23 12:19:20 AM
If she's good enough for Tiger, she's good enough for me!
 
2009-12-23 12:19:38 AM
In other news, there are only six women on Gibraltar.
 
2009-12-23 12:20:09 AM
Luckily I have this one all to myself:
www.chronicle.gi

/it's hot
//she's hot
///I'm no longer bored
 
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