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(Gawker)   Joe Francis is Gawker's "Douche of the Decade," just beating runners-up Tucker Max and the entire executive management team at Comcast   (gawker.com) divider line 176
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2009-12-22 07:48:44 PM  
WatchoutJoe: No mention of Spencer Pratt?
/pukes


Him, JF and JPF would have been a toss up for me. Pratt is a salivating moran. Now what we really need to start off the next decade is all of them on some sort of douchey reality show. Pair them up with I Love NY or something equally retarded.
 
2009-12-22 07:58:35 PM  
From TFA, quoting Wikipedia on Francis' behavior while being deposed as part of a lawsuit over unpaid gambling debts:

Steve Wynn's attorneys reported that Francis repeatedly passed gas during the deposition. "As the court will see from reviewing the video clips of Francis' deposition, his utter contempt for the judicial system is apparent, including his repeated attempts to disrupt the deposition with flatulence," the lawyers wrote.

Yeah, guy's a douche.
 
2009-12-22 08:02:17 PM  
tinyarena: #1 Douche of the Decade

"You can trust me. I never lie, and I'm always right."


Since he's at a UN meeting I think you'd have to include them all rather than just single him out.
 
2009-12-22 08:03:25 PM  
4chan: Bass O Matic: Who the fark is Joe Francis?

If only you had access to the internet...oh wait I get it, your trying to sound cool by professing ignorance. Sorry, pleas carry one.


Until I read the thread I didnt know the name either. Sorry, Im kinda ADD I dont watch the credits of his cinematic masterpieces. I fast forward to the part where the girls start making with the boobie flashes.
 
2009-12-22 08:03:33 PM  
You have degraded thousands!

Come now. We all know those girls have already been degraded by their boyfriends, gym teachers, step fathers, and step father's friends. And they have the videos to prove it.
 
2009-12-22 08:03:38 PM  
Condolences to Michael Lohan, Jon Gosselin, Howard K. Stern and on-air talent at MSNBC. Better luck next time.
 
2009-12-22 08:17:02 PM  
jour3098.files.wordpress.com
Without an Olberman on the top of the list, it is useless.

firstfriday.files.wordpress.com
A close second

www.michaeltotten.com
Needs the biggest douche in the world.
 
2009-12-22 08:57:55 PM  
Well, I'm not needed here.
/riveting good jorb
 
2009-12-22 09:11:54 PM  
the_ut_tick:
How is Carrie Prejean a douche? Someone asked her a question, and she answered it. Granted, she had no business going on tour and doing the rest of the things that resulted from that statement.

However, how is the guy that asked the question not a douche? Did he not inject politics into a beauty contest? Did he not ask a questions expecting an honest answer, and then get angry when an honest answer was given?

Some jackhole asked her an improper question, and she gave an honest, polite answer. For that, she is a douche? Sounds like someone is angry because she is hot.


1. As mentioned above, we all know Perez Hilton is a complete douche.

2. For examples of Prejean's douchebaggery, just look at her "interview" with Larry King. She refuses to answer any of the questions he asks her, claiming they are inappropriate when they definitely aren't, and she pitches a fit and takes off her mic when it becomes clear that he won't just let her plug her book. What really sucks is that he eventually backed off and let her get the plugs in.
 
2009-12-22 09:16:15 PM  
Doing poorly at the box office sucks right now, but in ten years when "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell" is one of the best selling DVD's of all time and spawned hugely successful sequels, etc, etc...well, I think everything will end up fine.
- Tucker Max

Found that gem while googling "Tucker Max movie". He seems like an intelligent person with reasonable expectations.
 
2009-12-22 09:34:43 PM  
FLMountainMan: FWIW (which is not much at all), my top ten douce list, in no particular order:

JFP
Drew Peterson
Kanye West
Joe Francis
Joe Biden
Chris Dodd
Glenn Beck
The guy who yelled liar during Obama's speech (regardless of the veracity of the statement....)
Chris Brown
Tucker Max
Rush (I believe he made the last Douche of the Decade list)




Hey lazy it was Rep.Joe Wilson.
 
2009-12-22 09:47:50 PM  
Cowboy Spencer: While Joe Francis is undoubtedly a douche ... he cannot compete with President George W. Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney, former majority leader Tom Delay, or any other number of political douches.

Take the former President and VP - these guys are responsible for a war that killed hundreds of thousands of Iraqis. How can Joe Francis measure up against that?

images.hugi.is
 
2009-12-22 09:54:55 PM  
StampedingElephant: Cowboy Spencer: While Joe Francis is undoubtedly a douche ... he cannot compete with President George W. Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney, former majority leader Tom Delay, or any other number of political douches.

Take the former President and VP - these guys are responsible for a war that killed hundreds of thousands of Iraqis. How can Joe Francis measure up against that?



I had a lab did that.He was a sweet, but retarded dog.
 
2009-12-22 10:01:50 PM  
Is there a worse company on the planet then Comcast?
 
2009-12-22 10:25:31 PM  
Layzerd: SubBass49: I demand a recount.

ahhhh man who is this guy? I forgot the story behind him...something about "i'm a producer", right?


Haha...He's King Douchenozzle von Crunk...he put an ad on Craigslist looking to hook up with girls, and Gawker got a hold of it. He was flashin' $20 bills like he was ballin' in his mom's living room...so he got wind of the Gawker thing and left a nasty voicemail threatening to sue them for fraud! shiat turned into one of the most epic FARK threads ever. Google it.
 
2009-12-22 10:27:48 PM  
infie: Is there a worse company on the planet then Comcast?

TV Max....horrible is being kind.
 
2009-12-22 10:30:18 PM  
jdmac: Without an Olberman on the top of the list, it is useless.

A close second

Needs the biggest douche in the world.


Try trolling somewhere else.

Tucker Max is an insufferable coont but nobody outside of the internet gives a fark about him or even knows who he is.
 
2009-12-22 10:32:42 PM  
infie: Is there a worse company on the planet then Comcast?

Gotta be.
images.dailyradar.com
 
2009-12-22 11:23:55 PM  
images.dailyradar.com

I really like this picture.

/Wa wa wee wa
 
2009-12-22 11:32:11 PM  
He had a short run, but made a lasting impression.
 
2009-12-22 11:56:00 PM  
My off-the-top-of-my-head list in no particular oder.

Deepak Chopra
Ray Comfort
Sarah Palin
The Pope (any)
Oprah
Jenny McCarthy
Kevin Trudou (or however its spelled)
Glen Beck

Homegrown:
Tony Abott
Cardinal George Pell
 
2009-12-23 12:03:03 AM  
Joe Francis is a gateway douche. Now all the "Girls Gone Wild" double digit I.Q. faithful have move on to hard core douche-bagging...FOX NEWS! "We smart and like still like boobies"
Hey Joe, I have a idea for a new money maker...."Tea Baggers Gone Wild"
 
2009-12-23 01:03:28 AM  
Damn_Conservative_Media: UncleStumpy: I nominate a certain broadcaster who raped and murdered a girl in 1990.

I believe you're thinking of Jon Lovitz. And I agree, with his Sephardic good looks, he takes the cake!


First of all, have you UncleStumpy ever considered that he likes rape? And have you Damn_Conservative_media considered that perhaps your statement regarding sephardics is border line with stating that Sarah Jessica Parker does not look like a horse?

\I know. I know. She's Ashkenazi.
 
2009-12-23 07:30:45 AM  
Wasn't Joe Francis kidnapped and raped with a dildo which was all caught on a camcorder? This was done of course in an attempt to blackmail him for money.
 
2009-12-23 10:19:19 AM  
How in the hell did this guy not make the list? (
 
2009-12-23 02:33:04 PM  
rogue_L_chick
There should be a feminine douche list. There's a fountain of possibilities there.


Sarah Palin
 
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