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(Gawker)   Joe Francis is Gawker's "Douche of the Decade," just beating runners-up Tucker Max and the entire executive management team at Comcast   (gawker.com) divider line 176
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2009-12-22 03:42:22 PM  
I'm a bigger douche than Joe Francis, but I wasn't smart enough to come up with the 'Girls Gone Wild' concept. I at least give the guy credit for making multi-millions of dollars. I haven't achieved that with my douchiness.
 
2009-12-22 03:52:59 PM  
Don't forget, "anyone who writes for Gawker."
 
2009-12-22 03:53:33 PM  
I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell was a great book, although I certainly can't speak for the movie. Screw you, Gawker.
 
2009-12-22 03:53:59 PM  
I don't know if that is a high enough honor to really capture the type of human being that he is.
 
2009-12-22 03:54:10 PM  
wpcontent.answers.com

Picture of Comcast executives?

/douche water indeed
 
2009-12-22 03:54:12 PM  
Epsilon: I'm a bigger douche than Joe Francis, but I wasn't smart enough to come up with the 'Girls Gone Wild' concept. I at least give the guy credit for making multi-millions of dollars. I haven't achieved that with my douchiness.

Keep working on it .. It is good to have goals.
 
2009-12-22 03:55:32 PM  
Epsilon: I'm a bigger douche than Joe Francis, but I wasn't smart enough to come up with the 'Girls Gone Wild' concept. I at least give the guy credit for making multi-millions of dollars. I haven't achieved that with my douchiness.

The millions of dollars won't make you forget being raped with a dildo, kidnapped, and left for dead in the trunk of a car though.

/just sayin'
 
2009-12-22 03:55:38 PM  
How could subby have missed this??? (new window) I have to be in the gym in 26 minutes guy is on this page!
 
2009-12-22 03:56:44 PM  
That, and he's also a Never Nude.
 
2009-12-22 03:57:01 PM  
The marketing division of Sirius Cybernetics?
 
2009-12-22 03:57:11 PM  
I would nominate someone else as Douche of the Decade but I have to be at the gym in 26 minutes.
 
2009-12-22 03:57:15 PM  
Epsilon: I'm a bigger douche than Joe Francis, but I wasn't smart enough to come up with the 'Girls Gone Wild' concept. I at least give the guy credit for making multi-millions of dollars. I haven't achieved that with my douchiness.

but you do smell purrty.
 
2009-12-22 03:57:23 PM  
IdBeCrazyIf: Picture of Comcast executives?

/douche water indeed


Naw, they're too busy laying off half the company...
 
2009-12-22 03:57:33 PM  
Yeah, the guy is a douche but of the entire decade? These guys have a short memory.

How about Madoff? Bin Laden? ...shiat, I don't blame them, I can't remember anyone significant prior to 2008.
 
2009-12-22 03:57:59 PM  
I'm surprised that George W. Bush didn't even make the list.

/joe francis got rode on a rail out of burning man
//and that's good enough for me
 
2009-12-22 03:58:53 PM  
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I demand a recount.
 
2009-12-22 03:59:41 PM  
Pfft. I see your Douche of the Decade and raise you the Biggest Douche in the Universe.
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2009-12-22 04:01:08 PM  
Worthington's Law states that he's a better man than most of us.
 
2009-12-22 04:01:08 PM  
I'm gonna have to say no. This guy has never left a vagina cleaner than when he found it, the very definition of a vagina.
 
2009-12-22 04:01:56 PM  
It's strange...I have no idea who Tucker Max is (though I have heard the name prior) and I have never had a non routine issue with my Comcast service in 10+ years.
 
2009-12-22 04:02:11 PM  
The Angry Hand of God: I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell was a great book, although I certainly can't speak for the movie. Screw you, Gawker.

You sound Frat.
 
2009-12-22 04:02:27 PM  
While Joe Francis is undoubtedly a douche ... he cannot compete with President George W. Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney, former majority leader Tom Delay, or any other number of political douches.

Take the former President and VP - these guys are responsible for a war that killed hundreds of thousands of Iraqis. How can Joe Francis measure up against that?
 
2009-12-22 04:02:51 PM  
Komplex: The Angry Hand of God: I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell was a great book, although I certainly can't speak for the movie. Screw you, Gawker.

You sound Frat.


lawl.
 
2009-12-22 04:03:09 PM  
I only recognized two of the names on that list, and only know what one of those two look like because I'm a Farker. Never heard of the rest of them.

/I must be the anti-hipster or something
 
2009-12-22 04:03:22 PM  
I hope they serve beer in hell was a pretty good read, but Tucker is clearly a douche bag. No more than your typical douche bags running around, just more famous. I don't think Francis or Max deserve the title. There's gotta be bigger douchebags out there.

/despite what my gf thinks, I'm apparently not the biggest douchebag
//i could win tool academy!!!
 
2009-12-22 04:03:44 PM  

Heard sighing in disappointment:

blogs.bet.com
 
2009-12-22 04:04:16 PM  
Cowboy Spencer: Take the former President and VP - these guys are responsible for a war that killed hundreds of thousands of Iraqis. How can Joe Francis measure up against that?

'Douchebaggery' is not the same 'pure, unadultrated evil'.
 
2009-12-22 04:06:51 PM  
Disagree. The fag-panted assmonkey that canceled "Firefly" is at the top of my list.
 
2009-12-22 04:06:56 PM  
Nick Nostril: I only recognized two of the names on that list, and only know what one of those two look like because I'm a Farker. Never heard of the rest of them.

/I must be the anti-hipster or something


I also only know two of the names. They went out of their way to come up with obscure douches.

That's why so many people voted for joe Francis - the voters also never heard of anyone else. That is one way to rig a vote to go in the direction you want.
 
2009-12-22 04:07:49 PM  
Cowboy Spencer: While Joe Francis is undoubtedly a douche ... he cannot compete with President George W. Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney, former majority leader Tom Delay, or any other number of political douches.

Take the former President and VP - these guys are responsible for a war that killed hundreds of thousands of Iraqis. How can Joe Francis measure up against that?


political tab is to the right.
...100's of thousands?
Saying they are purely to blame for issues stemming from actions of former leaders is pretty naive. Everyone called for that reaction after 9/11. Now people are judging in hindsight.
 
2009-12-22 04:08:01 PM  
Anti_illuminati: 'Douchebaggery' is not the same 'pure, unadultrated evil'.

The former President should have swept all the categories, probably :)
 
2009-12-22 04:08:25 PM  
I am content that Donny Deutsch made the list.
 
2009-12-22 04:08:53 PM  
Cowboy Spencer: While Joe Francis is undoubtedly a douche ... he cannot compete with President George W. Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney, former majority leader Tom Delay, or any other number of political douches.

Take the former President and VP - these guys are responsible for a war that killed hundreds of thousands of Iraqis. How can Joe Francis measure up against that?


You sound like a Douche of the Decade
 
2009-12-22 04:09:13 PM  
No mention of Spencer Pratt?
/pukes
 
2009-12-22 04:09:23 PM  
I vote for Alan Greenspan
 
2009-12-22 04:10:21 PM  
Not to be a douche but...we have one more year left in this decade.
 
2009-12-22 04:12:09 PM  
Jayone: Not to be a douche but...we have one more year left in this decade.

Actually, 2010 is the start of a new decade. The 10's.
 
rmz
2009-12-22 04:14:28 PM  
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Robbed.
 
2009-12-22 04:14:32 PM  
Chunky Pumpkinhead: Donny Deutsch

Don't do what Donny Deutsch does
 
2009-12-22 04:15:53 PM  
DaBishop: Actually, 2010 is the start of a new decade. The 10's.

not really. it's the last year of the aughts. the calendar started with year 1, not year 0
 
2009-12-22 04:16:38 PM  
albo: DaBishop: Actually, 2010 is the start of a new decade. The 10's.

not really. it's the last year of the aughts. the calendar started with year 1, not year 0


Yeah, I know that that works with centuries, but I'm not sure if decades work on the same scale.
 
2009-12-22 04:16:52 PM  
DaBishop: Jayone: Not to be a douche but...we have one more year left in this decade.

Actually, 2010 is the start of a new decade. The 10's.


Dear GAWD please don't get the date geeks going, JEEBUS CRIPES ON A CRACKER!!
/Thank you, Sean Morey!
 
2009-12-22 04:17:20 PM  
DaBishop

Actually, 2010 is the start of a new decade. The 10's.

Actually, it is a base 10 numbering system. Ten caps off the ones and makes it the final year of the ones.
 
2009-12-22 04:18:32 PM  
Cowboy Spencer: While Joe Francis is undoubtedly a douche ... he cannot compete with President George W. Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney, former majority leader Tom Delay, or any other number of political douches.

Take the former President and VP - these guys are responsible for a war that killed hundreds of thousands of Iraqis. How can Joe Francis measure up against that?


You're creative and original and need to head over to the 'politics' tab.
 
2009-12-22 04:19:07 PM  
Joe Francis is an extreme douche. My ex-girlfriend smacked him right in the face on a cruise once. It was awesome to see a bunch of "security" try to act tough to a 5'1" sorority girl.
 
2009-12-22 04:19:42 PM  
tamsnod27: Actually, 2010 is the start of a new decade. The 10's.

Well, this is assuming that the world doesn't end. My calendar clearly ends on Dec. 31, 2009, so I am assuming the sun will blow up.
 
2009-12-22 04:20:20 PM  
For those whos opinions differ from mine:

What year did the 70's start? Shouldn't it be 1970?
 
2009-12-22 04:20:32 PM  
Cowboy Spencer: While Joe Francis is undoubtedly a douche ... he cannot compete with President George W. Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney, former majority leader Tom Delay, or any other number of political douches.

Take the former President and VP - these guys are responsible for a war that killed hundreds of thousands of Iraqis. How can Joe Francis measure up against that?


You sound democrat.
 
2009-12-22 04:21:25 PM  
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robbed
 
2009-12-22 04:21:46 PM  
DaBishop: What year did the 70's start? Shouldn't it be 1970?

1973. when the first disco songs came out
 
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