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(Contact Music)   "Miley" and "Rihanna" are quickly becoming popular baby names, ensuring that a whole new generation will be beaten, exploited, and whored out for years to come   (contactmusic.com ) divider line
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2009-12-22 03:32:14 PM  
And next year we'll see variants on these two. In about ten years teachers will have classrooms full of girls named Milee, Milie, Mili, Myelee, Myialia, Myeelee, Miaialeiueiaaee, and Moe, short for Miley. And on the other side of the aisle will be Riana, Rihoana, Rihana, Rihhanah, Rihahna, Reehana, Reehoahanana, and Riha, short for Rihanna.
 
2009-12-22 03:35:16 PM  
Mhylea....dont forget that one.
 
2009-12-22 03:39:16 PM  
Sweet. More gonzo porn.
 
2009-12-22 03:50:04 PM  
It's like the name Madison. Before the movie Splash, there was virtually no occurrence of the name Madison as a girl's name. Now you'd be hard-pressed not to run into one. It's been one of, if not the, most popular since 1985.

24 years later, we get Miley & Bella (or Isabella).
 
2009-12-22 04:21:27 PM  
So I found out that a former classmate of mine had a kid and named it Bladen.

Bladen. Seriously. farking BLADEN.

As if Jaden, Kayden, and Haydens weren't everywhere. This chick has gone and not only just made a shiatty name up, but has tried as hard as she could to make it as close to Bin Laden as possible.

He's bound to have a happy childhood, especially at recess in grade school where I'm sure the rest of the kids will love having him around to kick in the head while he lays bleeding in the dirt.farking Bladen. Jesus.
 
2009-12-22 04:39:17 PM  
I'd be interested to see how the names "Curtis" and "Drew" are faring in these rankings.
 
2009-12-22 04:44:05 PM  
It can always get worse. Parents could make the leap to LaMiley and LaRihanna.
 
2009-12-22 04:52:17 PM  
people are stupid.
 
2009-12-22 05:01:53 PM  
That is PATHETIC!

- Mickey Dolenz Brap Jr.
 
2009-12-22 05:24:19 PM  
Baby names. Serious business
 
2009-12-22 05:24:37 PM  
coco ebert:
It can always get worse.

Tiger
 
2009-12-22 05:25:22 PM  
I didn't think there was a such thing as a popular baby name anymore. It just seems like people just make up random words that make their kids sound like rednecks, hippies, or black.
 
2009-12-22 05:25:41 PM  
What about Shaniqua, after Shaniqua Twain?
 
2009-12-22 05:25:42 PM  
someone I know is having a baby tomorrow and naming it Howdie....

/baby girl
 
2009-12-22 05:25:43 PM  
Who would name their kids after famous people, anyways? That's just pathetic.

- Hulk McGillicutty
 
2009-12-22 05:26:11 PM  
Seven. It was Mickey Mantle's number.
How about Mickey?
 
2009-12-22 05:26:11 PM  
It's Az-weep-a
 
2009-12-22 05:26:34 PM  

mreuther: What about Shaniqua, after Shaniqua Twain?


Mark Twain's daughter, right?
 
2009-12-22 05:26:38 PM  
A couple years back it seemed every other baby was being named Aden, Braden, Kaden, or Jayden. This is just the new flavor of stupid this year.

/give your kid a cool name like Max, Steve, or Algaerancher.
When in doubt name them after a family member you admire and respect, thats what I did for my son.

they will thank you for it
 
2009-12-22 05:27:28 PM  
My kids are going to be named Jello, Lux, Poison, and Rat. It all depends on your interests.
 
2009-12-22 05:27:40 PM  

wippit: mreuther: What about Shaniqua, after Shaniqua Twain?

Marq Twain's daughter, right?


FTFY
 
2009-12-22 05:27:44 PM  

Pocket Ninja: And next year we'll see variants on these two. In about ten years teachers will have classrooms full of girls named Milee, Milie, Mili, Myelee, Myialia, Myeelee, Miaialeiueiaaee, and Moe, short for Miley. And on the other side of the aisle will be Riana, Rihoana, Rihana, Rihhanah, Rihahna, Reehana, Reehoahanana, and Riha, short for Rihanna.


Don't forget La'Milaquishri'hannatifa and its variants.
 
2009-12-22 05:28:24 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Miaialeiueiaaee
Reehoahanana



The parent in question:

img94.imageshack.us
 
2009-12-22 05:28:40 PM  

bullwinkl: So I found out that a former classmate of mine had a kid and named it Bladen.

Bladen. Seriously. farking BLADEN.

As if Jaden, Kayden, and Haydens weren't everywhere. This chick has gone and not only just made a shiatty name up, but has tried as hard as she could to make it as close to Bin Laden as possible.

He's bound to have a happy childhood, especially at recess in grade school where I'm sure the rest of the kids will love having him around to kick in the head while he lays bleeding in the dirt.farking Bladen. Jesus.


Aidan and Hayden are real names.

/has to point this out more and more often
// :(
 
2009-12-22 05:29:07 PM  
Is subby aware that Chris Brown was never found guilty of any wrongdoing?
 
2009-12-22 05:29:22 PM  
My parents adopted a golden retriever and it's former owners named it Miley. I think it works.
 
WGJ [TotalFark]
2009-12-22 05:29:54 PM  
Are they polling only unwed teenage mothers? I can't believe anybody over 21 naming their kid these names.
 
2009-12-22 05:30:36 PM  
Guess I'm naming my kids RZA and GZA.
 
2009-12-22 05:30:44 PM  
i47.tinypic.com
Approves
 
2009-12-22 05:31:17 PM  
We had rules when we named our child...

No biblical names
no family names
no city/state/region names
no friends names
no ex's names
no names that could be shortened
no names that are cute baby names but you could never imagine an adult named it
name can't be in the 10 most popular list (at the time he was born)

We got down to 2 names...
Eric and Natalie... and Natalie got thrown out because it could be shortened...
our childs name is Eric
Thank god it was a boy

We said we can't have another baby, there are no names left
 
2009-12-22 05:31:31 PM  
Mmmm, whored...
 
2009-12-22 05:31:47 PM  

BioCritter: Pocket Ninja: Miaialeiueiaaee
Reehoahanana


The parent in question:


For the mothafarking LOL.

ualuealuealeuale
 
2009-12-22 05:32:51 PM  
One of my in-laws named her kid Samson.

/it's a girl
 
2009-12-22 05:33:20 PM  
I'm in for "Dexter". I either get a nerd, or a socially awkward psycho killer with nerd like charm.

in both scenarios, I'm probably still better off
 
2009-12-22 05:33:41 PM  

sararenne: We had rules when we named our child...


We got down to 2 names...
Eric and Natalie... and Natalie got thrown out because it could be shortened...
our childs name is Eric
Thank god it was a boy

We said we can't have another baby, there are no names left


There's always teh reverse of Eric. Cire... I dunno. I'm just making sh*t up now.
 
2009-12-22 05:33:42 PM  
Milannta
 
2009-12-22 05:33:58 PM  
This reminds me of some perpetually juvenile chatter the other day here about naming turds.

There were Pips, Hugos and Eleanors, but no Mileys or Rihannas. I see now how there might be an onomatopoeic application for either.

Also, the OP nailed it.
 
2009-12-22 05:35:13 PM  
Could be worse. Just ask Dweezle and Moon Unit Zappa...
 
2009-12-22 05:35:54 PM  
Don't forget "LE-A"... pronounced "Luh-DASH-uh".
 
2009-12-22 05:36:11 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-12-22 05:36:32 PM  
I work in the schools, and I swear I'm going to start writing down the names of the kids I run across. The younger they are, the weirder the names are. I had a kid with Down Syndrome whose name was "Kyaden"

Why would you have a kid with disabilities, and give him a name like that on top of it?
 
2009-12-22 05:37:42 PM  
Bambi was a stag name.
Now it's a whore name.
 
2009-12-22 05:37:47 PM  

wippit: Could be worse. Just ask Dweezle and Moon Unit Zappa...


Wasn't there an Omett? or something like that.
 
2009-12-22 05:37:49 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo!
 
2009-12-22 05:38:28 PM  
No Baby Ga Gas yet? At least the kid can pronounce the name pretty early on.
 
2009-12-22 05:38:34 PM  

wippit: Could be worse. Just ask Dweezle and Moon Unit Zappa...


There are still people with the name Moonunit?

Heck, i think this thread was over in the Weeners. Like any other names, these will have douchey "alternative" spellings that end in "i".
 
2009-12-22 05:38:42 PM  

sararenne: We had rules when we named our child...

No biblical names
no family names
no city/state/region names
no friends names
no ex's names
no names that could be shortened
no names that are cute baby names but you could never imagine an adult named it
name can't be in the 10 most popular list (at the time he was born)

We got down to 2 names...
Eric and Natalie... and Natalie got thrown out because it could be shortened...
our childs name is Eric
Thank god it was a boy

We said we can't have another baby, there are no names left


You sound like a lot of fun. I bet Eric's first word will be "NO!"
 
2009-12-22 05:38:50 PM  
I would like to proudly announce that I'm bucking the trend because I have named my child....a real name.

/Elizabeth
 
2009-12-22 05:39:22 PM  

Pair-o-Dice: wippit: Could be worse. Just ask Dweezle and Moon Unit Zappa...

Wasn't there an Omett? or something like that.


Ahmet. And apparently Diva is his 4th child...
 
2009-12-22 05:39:35 PM  
Naming babies is one place where being an Indian-American rocks. You've got a huge stock of names for which there's no negative association, no chance of having 8 other kids in the kindergarten class with the same one, and with built-in cultural significance.

Only problem is getting people to pronounce them.
 
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