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bulldg4life

2009-12-22 01:31:18 PM

Where's the RealD 3d and Imax version of that?

DamnYankees

2009-12-22 01:32:04 PM

For some reason my mouth just went dry.

Cyberluddite

2009-12-22 01:35:30 PM

Subby deceptively left out the word "almost" before the word "naked," as it reads in TFA. Bad, bad, lying Subby.

oldfarthenry

2009-12-22 01:38:19 PM

She needs six sandwiches - pronto.

festus

2009-12-22 03:26:11 PM

Wow, made to live without technology for three whole days.

I recall with great fondness going all "basic" for two or three weeks, hunting and fishing with my dad and a bunch of his army buddies.

There is nothing like some time out in the woods with ZERO city noise, or sounds from electronic devices.

We were, however, never naked in the mud.

Have to draw the line somewhere.

ITIL Prince

2009-12-22 04:39:54 PM

"Almost" is close enough for me. Almost close enough, that is.

Dirtybird971

2009-12-22 04:53:41 PM

pictures or it didn't happen..

plus, rule 34.

GungFu

2009-12-22 04:58:43 PM

The mental image of Zoe Saldana doesn't appeal to me at all. It's nothing original and cliched, and I will not be wasting my brain with mentally imaging Zoe Saldana naked. I'll wait for the Blu-ray.

chucknasty

2009-12-22 05:01:13 PM

I think I have been hanging in the sordid underbelly of the interwebs too much since my first thought when I read "riding horses bareback" was not a pleasant one:(

wet_dream

2009-12-22 05:05:33 PM

and there are no picts of this why???

\I love blue titties

towatchoverme

2009-12-22 05:06:29 PM

GungFu: The mental image of Zoe Saldana doesn't appeal to me at all. It's nothing original and cliched, and I will not be wasting my brain with mentally imaging Zoe Saldana naked. I'll wait for the Blu-ray.

Oh, sure the visuals are spectacular, but where's the PLOT?

Sultan Of Herf

2009-12-22 05:07:18 PM

Ive never heard of her before...might need to google her...the pic in TFA is...meh...

littlett's

2009-12-22 05:09:19 PM

I was almost naked for three days and as muddy as a dead rat

Just how muddy is a dead rat? I would imagine that being muddy, skint up, and scraped up (especially when you are not accustomed to it) would suck majorly.

theorellior

2009-12-22 05:19:42 PM

towatchoverme: Oh, sure the visuals are spectacular, but where's the PLOT?

Oh, don't worry, there will be a buildup, a climax, and a denouement, all right.

improvius

2009-12-22 05:25:23 PM

Dirtybird971: pictures or it didn't happen..

farm4.static.flickr.com

bhcompy

2009-12-22 05:29:10 PM

improvius

Win.

AgtSmithReloaded

2009-12-22 05:40:30 PM

Okay; I'll 'fess up.

I thought Neytiri was hot.

Yeah, I know...I'm a sick, sick nerd.

galactus5000

2009-12-22 05:42:22 PM

improvius: Dirtybird971: pictures or it didn't happen..

No wonder you are a virgin, you mistook that picture of a stick jammed in the sand for a naked lady. You'll learn in the future.

/why yes, I am a jerk

liverpoolumd

2009-12-22 05:43:26 PM

AgtSmithReloaded: Okay; I'll 'fess up.

I thought Neytiri was hot.

Yeah, I know...I'm a sick, sick nerd.

media.comicvine.com

stickintehmud

2009-12-22 05:44:00 PM

improvius: Dirtybird971: pictures or it didn't happen..

I did not give you permission to use my likeness. Prepare to be sued.

I'll just need your real name and address, if you would be so kind.

/Drew, please shut down Fark until legal proceedings have concluded, thank you.

Barry McCackiner

2009-12-22 05:52:27 PM

littlett's: I was almost naked for three days and as muddy as a dead rat

Just how muddy is a dead rat? I would imagine that being muddy, skint up, and scraped up (especially when you are not accustomed to it) would suck majorly.

Dead rats are sooo muddy!!!! You didn't know?!?! All rats die from MUD POISONING! OUTRAGE! CAPS LOCK!

/got nothin
//why are there no pics of this chick in this thread

Hugh_Janus

2009-12-22 05:54:00 PM

She is an average looking thin girl, nothign special about her. But if you want to check out a hot darker skinned girl, look up Meagan Good

Reverend Otis

2009-12-22 05:56:29 PM

So he took the cast to Burning Man?

(yeah mud, I know.. it DID rain out there this year though)

Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here

2009-12-22 05:57:08 PM

stickintehmud: improvius: Dirtybird971: pictures or it didn't happen..

I did not give you permission to use my likeness. Prepare to be sued.

I'll just need your real name and address, if you would be so kind.

/Drew, please shut down Fark until legal proceedings have concluded, thank you.

Win.

plecos

2009-12-22 05:59:54 PM

Big John's Breakfast Log

2009-12-22 06:19:02 PM

Hugh_Janus: She is an average looking thin girl, nothign special about her. But if you want to check out a hot darker skinned girl, look up Meagan Good

Amen to that. I've looked her up many times. She has sent a lot of blood rushing to the nether regions.

SphericalTime

2009-12-22 06:26:08 PM

wet_dream: and there are no picts of this why???

\I love blue titties

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You want the Zoe Saldana naked and muddy pics and we want the Sam Worthington in a g-string pics.

Noob1ett

2009-12-22 06:39:44 PM

Not alot to work with here
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loonatic112358

2009-12-22 06:53:49 PM

Noob1ett: Not alot to work with here

I'd like to check out her warp nacelles

exparrot

2009-12-22 07:11:05 PM

Haven't we seen Jada Pinkett nude already?

/Am I the only one who sees the resemblance? Really?!?

galactus5000

2009-12-22 07:23:28 PM

exparrot: Haven't we seen Jada Pinkett nude already?

/Am I the only one who sees the resemblance? Really?!?

Passing, at best. Plus, I'd like to think that Zoe isn't the huge biatch that Jada Pinkett seems to be.

drjekel_mrhyde

2009-12-22 07:25:57 PM

Hugh_Janus: She is an average looking thin girl, nothign special about her. But if you want to check out a hot darker skinned girl, look up Meagan Good

MEH

Under rated

FreudulentSplit

2009-12-22 07:28:01 PM

exparrot: Haven't we seen Jada Pinkett nude already?

We have?

Dibikad

2009-12-22 07:31:59 PM

well she has a tattoo, so that must make her an idiot and look like a troll to a good portion of you.

/am I doing it right?

Sultan Of Herf

2009-12-22 07:55:23 PM

Ok, seen the pics, not really interested. Id hit it if she showed up at my door and offered, but I prefer a bit more figure than that.

Weisenheimer

2009-12-22 08:38:58 PM

Kandyse McClure...

... bunk.

texdent

2009-12-22 08:44:52 PM

I would Avatar her.

Tickle Mittens

2009-12-22 09:10:39 PM

She really grows my Sword of Omens.

yllosubmarine

2009-12-22 10:23:40 PM

SphericalTime: we want the Sam Worthington in a g-string pics.

My name is Yllosubmarine and I approve this message. Rawr.

/If you haven't seen it, rent/Netflix-watch-it-now Somersault
//Excellent indie film with hot Aussie lovin', man. And Sam W. kisses another guy. And gets naked. And stuff.

galactus5000

2009-12-22 10:43:03 PM

So, if this thread is going to turn into our favourite dark skinned ladies, then may I table the lovely Ms Freema Agyeman for all our consideration.

Bhasayate

2009-12-22 10:43:31 PM

That's nothing, I used to role around naked in pizza boxes, beer cans, vodak bottles, chicken wing bones, and dried puke for days on end.

Talk about living in an uncivilized manner.

Then I sobered up.

DevideByZer0

2009-12-22 10:53:54 PM

Some please let her know that self starvation is what actresses do for attention when they cannot get work.

Being able to see a woman's breast bones is not attractive.

DevideByZer0

2009-12-22 10:55:37 PM

I meant to say someone.

Hobodeluxe

2009-12-23 12:11:30 AM

mamoru

2009-12-23 12:13:49 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: Under rated

She is a gorgeous girl, but not in that particular picture set. That much make-up really does make her look like a clown.

/would be happy to help her wash it off

ITIL Prince

2009-12-23 01:15:43 AM

MIguy: AgtSmithReloaded: Okay; I'll 'fess up.

I thought Neytiri was hot.

Yeah, I know...I'm a sick, sick nerd.

Not at all, she had a lovely shape.

I was pleasantly relieved to find that Na'vi do not have fur, so I'm not a furry after all. (whew, that was too close!}

Being a furry is ok - an Avatar review (new window)

Shocktopus

2009-12-23 02:18:41 AM

Wow, in that pic, she looks absolutely gross. Does she even have the strength to lift her head to see hot from where she is?

tyguy101aa

2009-12-23 11:19:54 AM

the one thing that movie had way too much of was he shrill screams. it made my ears bleed and my butt cry.

theorellior

2009-12-23 12:44:02 PM

tyguy101aa: it made my ears bleed and my butt cry.

I immediately heard Prince singing that line and almost snarfed Coke on my monitor. LOL.

plecos

2009-12-23 12:47:59 PM

A whole lot of Studman69 in this thread...what's wrong with you people?

/you people