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(BBC) Interesting FBI release 300 page thriller novel   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line 25
More: Interesting, Michael Jackson, FBI, child molestation, extortion, child abuse, court proceeding, news agency, settled out of court  
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angelslogic
2009-12-22 12:18:01 PM
RTFA subby!


/subs
 
trouzourt
2009-12-22 12:59:39 PM
FBI .... NOT CIA .. did you even read the fracking article subbtard?
 
Dead for Tax Reasons [TotalFark]
2009-12-22 01:48:13 PM
tonight we investigate in NEVERLAND!
 
trouzourt
2009-12-22 01:57:50 PM
trouzourt: FBI .... NOT CIA .. did you even read the fracking article subbtard?

not cool changing stuff on me...
now i sound like the retard...
 
BendOverIGotYourBack
2009-12-22 03:02:45 PM
trouzourt: trouzourt: FBI .... NOT CIA .. did you even read the fracking article subbtard?

not cool changing stuff on me...
now i sound like the retard...

we all sound like a retard on the internet.
 
drphilliot
2009-12-22 03:08:33 PM
Oh, ha! I get it, ''Thriller'' as in the song. Wow, nice one subby.
 
SwingingJohnson
2009-12-22 03:10:57 PM
BendOverIGotYourBack: trouzourt: trouzourt: FBI .... NOT CIA .. did you even read the fracking article subbtard?

not cool changing stuff on me...
now i sound like the retard...

we all sound like a retard on the internet.

www.time4learning.com

(so sorry... couldn't help it)
 
skaetur
2009-12-22 03:14:33 PM
rlv.zcache.com
 
Zombie Hitler
2009-12-22 03:20:35 PM
Neverland Ranch: An All Boy Anthology?

Eeesh.
 
BendOverIGotYourBack
2009-12-22 03:21:04 PM
SwingingJohnson: BendOverIGotYourBack: trouzourt: trouzourt: FBI .... NOT CIA .. did you even read the fracking article subbtard?

not cool changing stuff on me...
now i sound like the retard...

we all sound like a retard on the internet.



(so sorry... couldn't help it)

you'd make a good dance partner.
 
Frow
2009-12-22 03:36:39 PM
newsimg.bbc.co.uk
What Michael Jackson Being Released May Look Like
 
angelslogic
2009-12-22 03:46:33 PM
trouzourt: not cool changing stuff on me...
now i sound like the retard...


No I'm the retard for submitting it with CIA right after I read the damn thing.

I have some sort of government acronym dyslexia :(
 
Sedatedbylife
2009-12-22 03:50:52 PM
Zombie Hitler: Neverland Ranch: An All Boy Anthology?

Eeesh.

Yeah...

I can't wait to show this to all the people I know that saw,"This is it".
Course that would mean talking to them. I don't know, I'm torn here.
 
GWSuperfan [TotalFark]
2009-12-22 03:55:17 PM
Frow: What Michael Jackson Being Released May Look Like

The mental image that I had when I thought of "Michael Jackson being released" would bring down the banhammer.
 
runningscared
2009-12-22 03:57:16 PM
WTF!!! Michael Jackson is dead?! When did this happen??!11

/RTFA
//seems like a non-story to me
///nothing to see here move along
 
luvtinayothers
2009-12-22 04:25:08 PM
Shouldn't the "Headline Of The Year" at least be grammatically correct?
 
Balchinian
2009-12-22 04:36:47 PM
My version, which was not chosen:

"FBI releases 300 pages on Michael Jackson. No kidding."

A little more work for the brain, but at least mine has verb agreement.
 
bad_ed
2009-12-22 05:06:11 PM
300 pages? This is madness!
 
jso2897 [TotalFark]
2009-12-22 05:59:12 PM
trouzourt: trouzourt: FBI .... NOT CIA .. did you even read the fracking article subbtard?

not cool changing stuff on me...
now i sound like the retard...

As always.
 
aearra
2009-12-22 06:07:32 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen your tax dollars at work. J. Edgar is alive and well and still running the Federal Bureau of Idiots.
 
SwingingJohnson
2009-12-22 06:25:58 PM
Sedatedbylife: Zombie Hitler: Neverland Ranch: An All Boy Anthology?

Eeesh.

Yeah...

I can't wait to show this to all the people I know that saw,"This is it".
Course that would mean talking to them. I don't know, I'm torn here.

I had to sit through that movie in order to get laid.

And I didn't even get laid after all that! Took me 2 more dates with my new GF. It's all good now.

That movie had 1 quick close-up of MJ's mug. On a 50 ft screen that was f#@king scary!

www.michaeljacksonlive.com
 
trouzourt
2009-12-22 06:29:41 PM
jso2897: trouzourt: trouzourt: FBI .... NOT CIA .. did you even read the fracking article subbtard?

not cool changing stuff on me...
now i sound like the retard...

As always.

hehe i know ehy ?
 
SwingingJohnson
2009-12-22 06:46:17 PM
Damn! Just as business was starting to pick up for the MJ impersonators, this FBI report comes out.

ideagirlconsulting.files.wordpress.com
 
wookiemonster
2009-12-22 08:46:10 PM
8.media.tumblr.com So, did Agent Michael Scarn finish his script yet?
 
minorshan
2009-12-23 01:51:38 AM
GWSuperfan: Frow: What Michael Jackson Being Released May Look Like

The mental image that I had when I thought of "Michael Jackson being released" would bring down the banhammer.

You're not Erin Blair are you?
He released his erection and inseminated her.

Not MJ, but the only other person I've seen phrase the act.... like that.

/Worst fanfic ever, above.
//Search the phrase in the link above. You're welcome. :P
 
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