"Nae! But fark one chicken..."

Keep farking that chicken

I hope Chicken Inseminator II makes the orginal Chicken Inseminator look like C.H.U.D.D.


/And I loved C.H.U.D.D.
//Obscure?

imapirate: what_now: No I wouldn't. Right wing talk show hosts make bank. We all know this.

I would kill for a video of Glenn Beck inseminating a chicken. Maybe he can make a new master race to combat the libs or something. That would be awesome.

I don't care what the fark population thinks, I find Glenn Beck intriguing.

"You know how much money the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?"

MaxxLarge: "It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination."

You get paid for that. It's my hobby

I can't rightfully make a comment about this. I never saw the first "Chicken Inseminator" when it in the theaters.

/didn't RTFA.
//chicken lover?

Well to be fair, the licensing and registration fees that are part and parcel with that particular trade are steep.

/Bawk-cawww!

For BC, Canada Farkers, the BC Public Sector Salary Database
/Not in there for the years covered
//Probably for this year though.

Yep, this is available every year. I'm on the list, and despite the salary increases I've experienced, the awesome 1% COLA, combined with health care cost increases and the wonderfulness of being a single taxpayer with no dependents means that I'm still bringing home about $20,000, after taxes. Christ, I don't even make enough to save anything for retirement.

Some of those guys in Solid Waste Management work a lot of overtime.

Came for the Clerks, MaxxLarge once again earns his green highlight.

MrCheeks: I hope Chicken Inseminator II makes the orginal Chicken Inseminator look like C.H.U.D.D.


/And I loved C.H.U.D.D.
//Obscure?

You mean C.H.U.D? Unless the 2nd D is for a double dose of pimping?

Kentucky city opens to public a government employee salary database

Keep verbin' that noun.

First Name SALVADOR
Last Name CANADA
Job Title CORRECTIONAL SUPERVISING COOK
Total Pay $263

On the linked site for California government wages I found this entry under the department "Corrections". Someone with more brainpower please make fun of this for me.

There's a farking police lieutenant on there that took down $150k. Holy shiat. Not bad for a pencil pusher cop.

/good for him
//is glad I'm not paying taxes in Louis-ville.

From the article: "It's not clear what the city and county expect citizens to do with such granular data"

No shiat, the government doesn't need to know how the citizens are going to use the data. First put out the data, and then let the people figure it out. Nothing cleans up corruption like sunshine.

I think the access to the invoices is even more important then the access salary info. I bet it will drive competitive bidding, and eliminate patronage. If I lost out on a government contract and then saw my competitor get paid more then I bid you can be sure that I would raise hell

i find louisvillians supposed superiority over the rest of kentucky more than a little amusing.

/dirty city is dirty.

Link

Here's the link for more inspiration.

AgnosticAngles: MaxxLarge: "It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination."

You get paid for that. It's my hobby

Short skit. Michael Keaton plays an out-of-work version of himself. That line was Clint Howard's, as he makes a comment to Keaton. Something about fish guts/heads. Pretty sure Ron Howard directed it.

What the hell was it from? Was it a SNL skit?

sboyle1020: imapirate: what_now: No I wouldn't. Right wing talk show hosts make bank. We all know this.

I would kill for a video of Glenn Beck inseminating a chicken. Maybe he can make a new master race to combat the libs or something. That would be awesome.

I don't care what the fark population thinks, I find Glenn Beck intriguing.

Right, in the same way that pure evil is "intriguing"...

Says a lot about you, none of it good.

Flatulence Analyst

I did not see this position listed

Looks like the police chief is doin' al-ight.

nimblehuman: sboyle1020: imapirate: what_now: No I wouldn't. Right wing talk show hosts make bank. We all know this.

I would kill for a video of Glenn Beck inseminating a chicken. Maybe he can make a new master race to combat the libs or something. That would be awesome.

I don't care what the fark population thinks, I find Glenn Beck intriguing.

Right, in the same way that pure evil is "intriguing"...

Says a lot about you, none of it good.

Hey man, he made Barbara Walters list of most interesting people of 2009.

MaxxLarge: "It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination."

Came for the clerks reference, leaving happy

/not sucking dicks on the way out either

roc6783: First Name SALVADOR
Last Name CANADA
Job Title CORRECTIONAL SUPERVISING COOK
Total Pay $263

On the linked site for California government wages I found this entry under the department "Corrections". Someone with more brainpower please make fun of this for me.

Senor Canada had an accident. Something about choking on Big Julio's sausage.

improvius: AgnosticAngles: MaxxLarge: "It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination."

You get paid for that. It's my hobby

Short skit. Michael Keaton plays an out-of-work version of himself. That line was Clint Howard's, as he makes a comment to Keaton. Something about fish guts/heads. Pretty sure Ron Howard directed it.

What the hell was it from? Was it a SNL skit?

Nevermind, I found it:

Link (new window)

roc6783: First Name SALVADOR
Last Name CANADA
Job Title CORRECTIONAL SUPERVISING COOK
Total Pay $263

On the linked site for California government wages I found this entry under the department "Corrections". Someone with more brainpower please make fun of this for me.

He's making less in prison than he would standing outside a Home Depot for the day.

That assumes the $263 figure is for the year.

Chicken Inseminator

sboyle1020: Hey man, he made Barbara Walters list of most interesting people of 2009.


You know who else was "interesting"...

t's not clear what the city and county expect citizens to do with such granular data. Niblock said the city and county didn't yet have plans to connect a performance-measuring function to the data.

I have a perfect example of what to do with it.

There is an intersection and a mile stretch of road that was closed for over a year for so they could repave the intersection and upgrade from a regular stop light to one with arrows for the existing turning lanes. They started by tearing up the entire intersection then left it for the next 9 months (3 of those were the summer months) before they got back to it. It then took them another year to go back and REPAVE each lane individually. I think they messed something up so had to redo it. The redo they handled properly (aside from the time it took them to complete) by closing a portion of the street at a time.

I would sure love to find out which company was contracted to do this project so I could start a campaign against them and ensure they aren't used again by the city.

Added 20 minutes a day to my drive to and from work durring the closure. =(

h2oincfs: Yep, this is available every year. I'm on the list, and despite the salary increases I've experienced, the awesome 1% COLA, combined with health care cost increases and the wonderfulness of being a single taxpayer with no dependents means that I'm still bringing home about $20,000, after taxes. Christ, I don't even make enough to save anything for retirement.

I feel ya. Different state. No raises whatsoever since 2005,with none project at least to 2013. Add in furlough days and a 55% incrase in Healthcare...

Yeah. I know. There are 20 unemployed farkers that would love my job.

You'd be surprised how much a Chicken Inseminator II makes

I'm sure it's nothing to cluck about.

As crude as the morphing-metal effects look to us today, "Chicken Inseminator II: Judgment Day" was still a better James Cameron movie than "Avatar".

what_now: You'd be surprised how much a Chicken Inseminator II makes

No I wouldn't. Right wing talk show hosts make bank. We all know this.


at least their paid by people volunteering their money. politicians are paid through theft.

Yeah we had this a couple years ago. State Gov't wage/salary info is public info, as it should be, but one of the papers decided to draw a lot of attention to it and provided a direct link to teh database from their home page. Little weird to have it out there, but it should be public info. I'm not sure exactly what the paper was trying to demonstrate, or if I have a point with this little anecdote.

h2oincfs: ...the awesome 1% COLA, combined with health care cost increases....
Dude, that is awesome! We're staring at a 3% cut followed by a 2 year freeze. This after many already received a 5% cut and we had a 15% reduction in total headcount. 1% - wow, your union must kick ass.

/snark
//sorry about your cats

Police Officer Raque, Gregory $107K in 2008

Can we have another "Cops don't earn squat" thread real soon please?

nimblehuman: Right, in the same way that pure evil is "intriguing"...

Says a lot about you, none of it good.

Meh, Beck's just a professional troll. Keep in mind the man was once VERY successful on CNN, which is generally considered the left-leaning counterbalance to Fox's right-leaning tendencies.

windex: There is an intersection and a mile stretch of road that was closed for over a year for so they could repave the intersection and upgrade from a regular stop light to one with arrows for the existing turning lanes. They started by tearing up the entire intersection then left it for the next 9 months (3 of those were the summer months) before they got back to it. It then took them another year to go back and REPAVE each lane individually. I think they messed something up so had to redo it. The redo they handled properly (aside from the time it took them to complete) by closing a portion of the street at a time.

I would sure love to find out which company was contracted to do this project so I could start a campaign against them and ensure they aren't used again by the city.

Added 20 minutes a day to my drive to and from work durring the closure. =(

Problems probably had little to do with the contractor, they would lose money pulling equipment out and operating a project in this manor (unless it was some drunk operating out of his garage)....this sounds like government bureaucracy got involved and someone that knows nothing about engineering or construction decided he knew how to do the engineering and construction management.

Godamnlimey: Can't see this causing any problems
If you look up police officer pay it lists all officers and their annual pay including overtime .You can also search directly by name

It doesn't list their farking home addresses, like the California database does.