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(ABC)   Poll conducted on what Americans want for Christmas is pretty ordinary: pair of boots, warm coat, submachine gun, supersonic jet. You know, the usual   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 230
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2009-12-22 12:05:17 PM
And not a cheap rocket launcher, either, mom.
 
2009-12-22 12:05:26 PM
Boobies wasn't there?
 
2009-12-22 12:05:42 PM
I'm still waiting for my Goddamned flying car.
 
2009-12-22 12:06:02 PM
I want a Canon EOS 7-D is that too much to ask?
 
2009-12-22 12:06:18 PM
Well, yeah. World peace is kind of useless, so I would go for a supersonic jet, too.
 
2009-12-22 12:07:35 PM
pes g2 supercharger please.

i will provide contact info for anyone who wishes to experience the joy of giving.
 
2009-12-22 12:07:48 PM
static.gamesradar.com

Somebody say "plasma cutter"?
 
2009-12-22 12:07:52 PM
I want pot legalized...
 
2009-12-22 12:08:11 PM
I'm not picky...I would appreciate an Uzi or MP5.
 
2009-12-22 12:08:42 PM
I'll be happy with the usual bottles of Scotch from my friends, but a submachine gun would be kind of cool.
 
2009-12-22 12:11:08 PM
I want to be acclaimed leader of Australia, and that means all the deadly creatures there must also bow before my awesomeness.

As a consolation prize, I will accept TF.
 
2009-12-22 12:12:22 PM
I'll take a computer that makes NASA jealous.
 
2009-12-22 12:12:31 PM
cherryl taggart: As a consolation prize, I will accept TF.


Is that bar even off the ground?
 
2009-12-22 12:13:44 PM
All I could afford this year was the tree :(
 
2009-12-22 12:14:05 PM
I'm STILL waiting for my flying car and jetpack (but now, I want them with machine guns and rocket launchers).
 
2009-12-22 12:14:28 PM
since i already own an MP5 and a thompson - i'm doing ok in the submachinegun department. i would like a vectored-thrust VTOL jet. doesnt have to be supersonic :)
 
2009-12-22 12:14:31 PM
 
2009-12-22 12:14:58 PM
all I want is one of these...
andrewgaug.files.wordpress.com

/hell yeah its hot
 
2009-12-22 12:16:01 PM
I wanted amnesia. now I will just have to drop a vcr on my head.
 
2009-12-22 12:16:33 PM
www.marcellosendos.ch
/oblig
 
2009-12-22 12:16:56 PM
jtips: now I will just have to drop a vcr on my head.


A what? A vicar?
 
2009-12-22 12:17:41 PM
To be honest, I really did tell my family, several times, that a PPsH-41 would be very welcome under my Christmas tree. The 16-inch barrel probably changes the balance and all, but, what the heck, why not?
 
2009-12-22 12:17:50 PM
cherryl taggart: I want to be acclaimed leader of Australia


Now we know Lex Luthor's Fark handle.
 
2009-12-22 12:17:56 PM
I want a pony, and a puppy, and a rocket car, and a Macbook Pro, and an iPhone, and some money, and a kitty, and....
 
2009-12-22 12:19:18 PM
pwhp_67: jtips: now I will just have to drop a vcr on my head.


A what? A vicar?


a magnetic tape recorder for recording & playing back TV programs, or a Roman Catholic clergyman appointed to act as priest of a parish will do the trick.
 
2009-12-22 12:19:43 PM
I'd like 3 hours in a SR22 Blackbird...
 
2009-12-22 12:20:16 PM
I did not see a teleportation machine anywhere on that list.
 
2009-12-22 12:20:56 PM
I put the Secret Wars II Omnibus on my wish list just to see if anyone would actually buy it for me.

/May backfire on me - someone may actually get it for me
//Then I'll have to read it
///Comic book nerd.
 
2009-12-22 12:21:10 PM
Blastoh: "all I want is one of these..."

All I want is what's inside of one of those.

Hell, yeah. He's hot.
 
2009-12-22 12:24:40 PM
A FTL spaceship would be much cooler than a supersonic jet.
 
2009-12-22 12:25:29 PM
Christmas is great now that the wife is gone. No more stupid jewelry. I got a new shifter and headers instead.
 
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2009-12-22 12:26:09 PM
Farkn Yaj Yenrac: A FTL spaceship would be much cooler than a supersonic jet.

I want a TARDIS.
 
2009-12-22 12:27:03 PM
I don't want a sub-machine gun.

I want a proper farkoff machine gun.
 
2009-12-22 12:29:10 PM
Bunch of greedy farkers.........

/wants a surfboard for my boat
//yes i surf behind a boat
///oceans scare me
 
2009-12-22 12:32:58 PM
Dear Santa,

If I cannot have the ability to fly and change the weather, as we agreed, then this will do instead.

farm5.static.flickr.com
 
2009-12-22 12:33:22 PM
UHC2005: /oblig

Leaving satisfied.
 
2009-12-22 12:34:32 PM
Power Armor, wait, CLASSY Power Armor
 
2009-12-22 12:34:47 PM
I desperately need to be polled.
 
2009-12-22 12:35:00 PM
How about a wife that puts out?
 
2009-12-22 12:35:15 PM
wilddrunkfunhotgirlscollegepartyguide.files.wordpress.com

Bathe them, wrap them, and I'll be down in the morning.
 
2009-12-22 12:36:02 PM
A submachine gun would be a hoot, but as a practical weapon it's been all but completely overtaken by compact assault rifles and PDWs. Unless you really need ammo interchangeability with a pistol or a really quiet suppressed gun, you're better off with something that fires a rifle round (even if it's an anemic one like 5.56x45).

Still, I won't complain if I find a Suomi under the tree.
 
2009-12-22 12:37:21 PM
Thisbymaster: How about a wife that puts out?



That's an oxymoron, right? Like jumbo shrimp...
 
2009-12-22 12:38:31 PM
I could go for the Kriss Super V. Got interested in it ever since COD: MW2 and everything I've learned about it since has held up that interest.
 
2009-12-22 12:39:55 PM
I want a midget.
 
2009-12-22 12:41:09 PM
A rocket lawnchair.

/and three dead trolls in a baggy
 
2009-12-22 12:41:21 PM
What no Dolls? Guess I'm the only pervert that would love to have Echo or Sierra as my personal sex toy.
 
2009-12-22 12:44:18 PM
Yeah, a few weeks ago, after being pestered about what I want, I felt really old when all I could come up with was "a brown suit."

But a submachinegun will work, too. How much ammo comes with it? Shiat is expensive these days.
 
2009-12-22 12:44:46 PM
pwhp_67: cherryl taggart: As a consolation prize, I will accept TF.


Is that bar even off the ground?


Yes, a little. I will not accept anything related to Carrot Top. That's just too low.
 
2009-12-22 12:45:38 PM
The_Sponge: I'm not picky...I would appreciate an Uzi or MP5.

Not me, make it a FN P-90 or a TDI Vector. Then again I could really go for an AA-12 shotgun.
 
2009-12-22 12:46:21 PM
Tight p***y, loose shoes and a warm place to shiat.

/ Too obscure?
 
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