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(Chicago Breaking News)   69-year-old suburban Chicago man is new grand master of the Knights Templar; crusades for 2010 to include finishing the Times crossword puzzle and pissing less than 8 times a day   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 80
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2009-12-22 10:27:32 AM
FTFA:
The International Knights Templar claims no direct lineage to and does not share the original knights' mysterious past.


In other words, it's a bunch of old guys playing dress-up and pretend.
 
2009-12-22 10:32:22 AM
shivashakti: In other words, it's a bunch of old guys playing dress-up and pretend.


Yup.

ronebreak.com
 
2009-12-22 10:37:41 AM
wireninja.com

I'll find you, Patrick Rea.
 
2009-12-22 12:04:44 PM
I'll join if I get to wear a biatchin' cape.
 
2009-12-22 12:15:37 PM
"Grandpa, what do you do at your lodge meetings?"

"Stag movies and poker."
 
2009-12-22 01:23:32 PM
He's the grand-grand-the master man? Doe he cut so precise he don't need no band? Does he rock '45 and 33's rocks boys young girls and young ladies. Does he cut so precise it's almost funny? Does and he makes better love than a man makes money?

Slick Rick, Slick Rick, Slick Rick yaooooooohh!
 
2009-12-22 01:31:42 PM
I just want to be called the Grand Potentate once.
 
2009-12-22 01:32:12 PM
They chose... badly.
 
2009-12-22 01:35:11 PM
Bring me my steed and sword! There's Bingo being played at the Senior Center tonight?
 
2009-12-22 01:35:47 PM
Not Happy,

images.google.com
 
2009-12-22 01:37:22 PM
Farkwaddle: I just want to be called the Grand Potentate Poobah once.

FTFY ;-)
 
2009-12-22 01:38:37 PM
He's from Chicago, the crusade should be against the Bears' front office, coaching staff, and offensive line.
 
2009-12-22 01:41:02 PM
Has Grandmaster B stepped down from the position?

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-12-22 01:41:41 PM
Knights Templar? Aren't they one of the members of the Pentavirate, that group that meets at The Meadows every five years?
 
2009-12-22 01:44:58 PM
moops: Knights Templar? Aren't they one of the members of the Pentavirate, that group that meets at The Meadows every five years?

Shhh, they monitor the tubes you know.
 
2009-12-22 01:46:31 PM
moops: Knights Templar? Aren't they one of the members of the Pentavirate, that group that meets at The Meadows every five years?

Yep, The Knights Templar, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds and Col. Sanders before he went tits up.
 
2009-12-22 01:46:35 PM
www.canadianshakespeares.ca

69 Dude.


/God, I'm 12.
 
2009-12-22 01:47:17 PM
>> pissing less than 8 times a day

Funny to see that on a website that glorifies the dumbest drug ever invented (alcohol).
 
2009-12-22 01:48:51 PM
Moops: The Colonel will be there to greet him with his wee beady eyes.

/Piper down.
//I repeat, a piper is down.
 
2009-12-22 01:49:36 PM
I figured the Grand Master would at least have a niceer couch.

Just sayin'
 
2009-12-22 01:50:15 PM
The Icelander: I'll join if I get to wear a biatchin' cape.

I've often thought the cape has got to be the most suicidal garment ever invented. Look at it. It trails behind you trying to get caught in doors or snagged on every little thing, at it's fastened AROUND THE NECK!
 
2009-12-22 01:52:16 PM
Bob16: Funny to see that on a website that glorifies the dumbest drug ever invented (alcohol).

www.maniacworld.com
 
2009-12-22 01:53:41 PM
UHC2005: moops: Knights Templar? Aren't they one of the members of the Pentavirate, that group that meets at The Meadows every five years?

Yep, The Knights Templar, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds and Col. Sanders before he went tits up.


you forgot the Queen
 
2009-12-22 01:54:16 PM
numb3r5ev3n: Moops: The Colonel will be there to greet him with his wee beady eyes.

/Piper down.
//I repeat, a piper is down.


it's ok, he's just pissed
 
2009-12-22 01:54:43 PM
Bob16: >> pissing less than 8 times a day

Funny to see that on a website that glorifies the dumbest drug ever invented (alcohol).


Bastard
 
2009-12-22 01:55:12 PM
Bob16: Funny to see that on a website that glorifies the dumbest drug ever invented (alcohol).


You're not going to find a lot of backers on your anti-alcohol "crusade" here, Mr. Volsted.
 
2009-12-22 01:56:46 PM
shivashakti: FTFA:
The International Knights Templar claims no direct lineage to and does not share the original knights' mysterious past.

In other words, it's a bunch of old guys playing dress-up and pretend.


So sorta like an SCA for insurance salesman and vacuum cleaner acessory store owners?
 
2009-12-22 01:57:57 PM
nytmare: Has Grandmaster B stepped down from the position?

I thought it was Cross-Dresser B?
 
2009-12-22 01:59:59 PM
NYRBill: UHC2005: moops: Knights Templar? Aren't they one of the members of the Pentavirate, that group that meets at The Meadows every five years?

Yep, The Knights Templar, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds and Col. Sanders before he went tits up.

you forgot the Queen


Sacrifices had to be made for the joke to work and the Queen took one for the team.
 
2009-12-22 02:09:05 PM
As a Knight Templar (Idaho Commandary #1) I'm getting a kick out of this

Greetings fellow Sir Knights farkers. I know you're out there
 
2009-12-22 02:09:43 PM
numb3r5ev3n: Moops: The Colonel will be there to greet him with his wee beady eyes.

/Piper down.
//I repeat, a piper is down.


How can you not like the Colonel?
 
2009-12-22 02:13:16 PM
Knight Templar? That's a stabbing right there guv'nor
 
2009-12-22 02:16:47 PM
I Said: I'll find you, Patrick Rea.

came here for that. thanks!
 
2009-12-22 02:17:05 PM
"...pissing less fewer than 8 times a day"

FTFY.

/pet peeve
 
2009-12-22 02:20:02 PM
Trivia Jockey: Bob16: Funny to see that on a website that glorifies the dumbest drug ever invented (alcohol).


You're not going to find a lot of backers on your anti-alcohol "crusade" here, Mr. Volsted.


I'll drink to that!
 
2009-12-22 02:23:14 PM
Smeggy Smurf: As a Knight Templar (Idaho Commandary #1) I'm getting a kick out of this

Greetings fellow Sir Knights farkers. I know you're out there


I would be, but there are no convient commanderies to join. I have to drive two hours to my Lodge, but that's my fault...
 
2009-12-22 02:24:24 PM
UtileDysfunktion: The Icelander: I'll join if I get to wear a biatchin' cape.

I've often thought the cape has got to be the most suicidal garment ever invented. Look at it. It trails behind you trying to get caught in doors or snagged on every little thing, at it's fastened AROUND THE NECK!



NO CAPES!!!!

seattlebonvivant.typepad.com
 
2009-12-22 02:25:18 PM
Smeggy Smurf: As a Knight Templar (Idaho Commandary #1) I'm getting a kick out of this

Greetings fellow Sir Knights farkers. I know you're out there


Alas, I have not yet joined the York Rite and rose to Templar. Only 26 years old though, so still plenty of time...

/32º AASR (Northern & Southern Jurisdictions)
//Jerusalem Temple #90 AF&AM
 
2009-12-22 02:27:25 PM
Smeggy Smurf: As a Knight Templar (Idaho Commandary #1) I'm getting a kick out of this

Greetings fellow Sir Knights farkers. I know you're out there


As an indifferent observer, I get a kick out of your headgear. Forgive me but it looks less than knightly.

Link (new window)

Do some of the members blow dry theirs for that full bodied appearance?
 
2009-12-22 02:27:28 PM
www.fivedoves.com

I wish I could find a better pic of the INWO card.
 
2009-12-22 02:32:33 PM
NYRBill: numb3r5ev3n: Moops: The Colonel will be there to greet him with his wee beady eyes.

/Piper down.
//I repeat, a piper is down.

it's ok, he's just pissed


Look at the size of that boy's heed. I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick.
 
2009-12-22 02:33:44 PM
In relation to the crossword...

I'm stuck on 8 Down.

The clue is "Attack on one's opinions"... T--E-IC.

Can anyone help?
 
2009-12-22 02:35:01 PM
UHC2005: Sacrifices had to be made for the joke to work and the Queen took one for the team.

Well then it would be the sextaverate - and I don't want to see the Queen doing that.

www.ugo.com

/tada first ever So I Married An Axe Murderer-Naked Gun seque
 
2009-12-22 02:35:53 PM
Farkwaddle: I just want to be called the Grand Potentate once.

Step 1 - Become a Mason
Step 2 - Become a Shriner
Step 3 - Become the leader of the Shriners, he is called the Grand Potentate.
Step 4 - Prophet?
 
2009-12-22 02:37:16 PM
media.giantbomb.com

Unimpressed by your pathetic crusade.
 
2009-12-22 02:37:59 PM
Greybrd: Smeggy Smurf: As a Knight Templar (Idaho Commandary #1) I'm getting a kick out of this

Greetings fellow Sir Knights farkers. I know you're out there

As an indifferent observer, I get a kick out of your headgear. Forgive me but it looks less than knightly.

Link (new window)

Do some of the members blow dry theirs for that full bodied appearance?


Unkightly?! The Knights of Columbus would like a word:
www.epcc.edu
 
2009-12-22 02:40:37 PM
Tricky Chicken: Farkwaddle: I just want to be called the Grand Potentate once.

Step 1 - Become a Mason
Step 2 - Become a Shriner
Step 3 - Become the leader of the Shriners, he is called the Grand Potentate.
Step 4 - Prophet?


I lol'd.

/Medinah AAONMS
//Potentate for 2025!
///Assuming we Masons let you all live past 2012 ;^)
 
2009-12-22 02:54:04 PM
numb3r5ev3n:

/Piper down.
//I repeat, a piper is down.


Do you know the words to Only You?
 
2009-12-22 02:55:48 PM
Smeggy Smurf: As a Knight Templar (Idaho Commandary #1) I'm getting a kick out of this

Greetings fellow Sir Knights farkers. I know you're out there


Hail, Sir Knight!

/Lafayette Lyttle Commandery #77
 
2009-12-22 02:58:31 PM
So is he going to be in charge of keeping the martians under wraps or keeping the metric system down?

/we do
 
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