Because we live in socialism now, and that means that the government has already stolen everything that's worth stealing and given it to poor people and illegal immigrants to keep them happy and out of trouble; used death panels, internment camps, and an iron-gripped control of the liberal media to silence dissenters; and counted on the stiff-upper-lippedness, bootrappiness, and general adherence to social mores of the recently fleeced upper classes to just smile grimly in the face of such adversity and accept the new way of things.

Was going to say "can't afford guns", but I see our resident ninja has the overall problem covered already.

FuLinHyu: Was going to say "can't afford guns",

Uhm, gun sales have been through the roof in the last year. They're finally starting to come back down to normal levels I think.

Pocket Ninja: Because we live in socialism now, and that means that the government has already stolen everything that's worth stealing and given it to poor people and illegal immigrants to keep them happy and out of trouble; used death panels, internment camps, and an iron-gripped control of the liberal media to silence dissenters; and counted on the stiff-upper-lippedness, bootrappiness, and general adherence to social mores of the recently fleeced upper classes to just smile grimly in the face of such adversity and accept the new way of things.

Also, the bootstrappers have hoarded guns and ammo, so the socialist thieves know they can't rob from them because socialists have banned guns.

There were a lot of abortions 17-19 years ago?

Abortion.

Now go get grandpappy some more bourbon.

The best way to keep an eye on crooks is to elect them.

el wharrrgarblo: rastjr: I think Obama has given people hope that they didn't have before.

A person with hope in the future probably doesn't commit crimes.

ahhhh, I get it. Judging from the other thread, I thought you were just stupid. Now I see you're a troll.

\troll on, I'm sure you'll get bites.

Hot troll on troll action. It's like watching a snake eat its own tail.

Fizics: Plenty of people are still stealing, only now they work directly for the government banks and multi-nationals, so I don't know if that's counted.

Edited for reality.

devirginizer: Pocket Ninja: Because we live in socialism now, and that means that the government has already stolen everything that's worth stealing and given it to poor people and illegal immigrants to keep them happy and out of trouble; used death panels, internment camps, and an iron-gripped control of the liberal media to silence dissenters; and counted on the stiff-upper-lippedness, bootrappiness, and general adherence to social mores of the recently fleeced upper classes to just smile grimly in the face of such adversity and accept the new way of things.

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Obvious troll is obvious.

You obviously aren't familiar with the dazzling brilliance that is Pocket Ninja.

Because with high unemployment, everyone is home watching their property.

devirginizer: Pocket Ninja: Because we live in socialism now, and that means that the government has already stolen everything that's worth stealing and given it to poor people and illegal immigrants to keep them happy and out of trouble; used death panels, internment camps, and an iron-gripped control of the liberal media to silence dissenters; and counted on the stiff-upper-lippedness, bootrappiness, and general adherence to social mores of the recently fleeced upper classes to just smile grimly in the face of such adversity and accept the new way of things.

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Obvious troll is obvious.

Obvious n00b is obvious.