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(Some Guy)		Sweet, succulent corn mixed with crisp, plump green beens, butter-soft baby lima beans and just the hint of crunchy, mounth watering rat-jaw : There's a reason we call our vegetables "Great Value" (slashfood.com)		105
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vudukungfu		2009-12-22 08:26:28 AM

sounds moist.

RY28		2009-12-22 08:26:51 AM

Hopefully gorgor will have something to say about this .

This Looks Fun		2009-12-22 08:27:03 AM

Mounth watering sounds gross enough.

kicksmile		2009-12-22 08:27:13 AM

This happens all the time. Canned foods have weird stuff in them, get over it people.

EasyToForget		2009-12-22 08:27:49 AM

You know you're cynical when...
You automatically assume that it's staged by someone who wants to file a lawsuit.

eKonk		2009-12-22 08:29:24 AM

I was going to complain about the green "beens", but considering the source, I'm guessing that's the correct spelling.

/Also, the Malk is rich in Vitamin R

Billy Ligue		2009-12-22 08:30:56 AM

We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose...

/oblig

Krymson Tyde		2009-12-22 08:31:34 AM

Leonard told KLTV he plans to take the fragment to be analyzed, and he wonders where the rest of the rat wound up.

Well, since food like this is mass produced my guess is a lot of people got the rest of the rat.

/Extra protein ftw

eKonk		2009-12-22 08:33:00 AM

Billy Ligue: We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose...

/oblig

Don't you even take the bones out?

Poppyale		2009-12-22 08:34:20 AM

vudukungfu: sounds moist.

That's one of the most disturbing words ever! moist. Akkk.

Krymson Tyde		2009-12-22 08:35:14 AM

Doktor Merkwrdiglieben		2009-12-22 08:36:19 AM

Suffering succotash!

ChicagoFarker		2009-12-22 08:37:36 AM

/TRying to hoLd BrEakFasT in... mmuupphppphhh...

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2009-12-22 08:38:22 AM

eKonk: Billy Ligue: We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose...

/oblig

Don't you even take the bones out?

Well, they wouldn't be crunchy then, would they?

Bob16		2009-12-22 08:38:56 AM

A company like Walmart that farks over it's workers on a constant basis would never do anything wrong.

ihatedumbpeople		2009-12-22 08:41:38 AM

350,000,000 or so to feed in the US. Take it or leave it buddy, they can't catch everything.

farked3ways2sunday		2009-12-22 08:44:04 AM

RY28: Hopefully gorgor will have something to say about this .

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSH! Don't say his name fool! I don't! Still recovering from last image-to-eyes rapeage....

tillerman35		2009-12-22 08:44:29 AM

Great. Now EVERYBODY is going to want a rat jaw in their vegetables.

Krymson Tyde		2009-12-22 08:45:30 AM

pxlboy		2009-12-22 08:49:34 AM

IdBeCrazyIf		2009-12-22 08:50:28 AM

dahmers love zombie		2009-12-22 08:51:08 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: eKonk: Billy Ligue: We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose...

/oblig

Don't you even take the bones out?

Well, they wouldn't be crunchy then, would they?

In any case, "Great Value" is an inadequate description of the sweetmeat. I shall have to ask you to accompany me down to the station.

Ella_Minnowpee		2009-12-22 08:51:17 AM

Call it what it is people: Protein and calcium.

/solent green is next
/eat the rich

pxlboy		2009-12-22 08:52:21 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Billy Ligue: We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose...

I'll have the lot

what's this other one called? Lark's Vomit?

kicksmile		2009-12-22 08:53:04 AM

Another thing:

Walmart buys its canned goods from co-packers who also supply Kroger, Food Lion, etc... with the same exact canned food. They produce what are called "brights" or unlabeled cans and when a company orders them they just run a label on the amount ordered and ship it out.

dahmers love zombie		2009-12-22 08:54:47 AM

kicksmile: Another thing:

Walmart buys its canned goods from co-packers who also supply Kroger, Food Lion, etc... with the same exact canned food. They produce what are called "brights" or unlabeled cans and when a company orders them they just run a label on the amount ordered and ship it out.

Shhh. You'll annoy the brand-name fetishists.

dryknife		2009-12-22 08:54:51 AM

"I would like to see them more responsive to the customer," he said.

"I won't settle for anything less than a brazillion dollars," he meant.

fish500		2009-12-22 08:56:11 AM

Wal-Mart dictates what price they will pay the vendors to stock their products in their store so it only makes sense that the vendors send Wal-Mart the bottom of the barrel.

Another Government Employee		2009-12-22 08:56:17 AM

Extra seasoning.

honk		2009-12-22 08:56:26 AM

"She thought it was a big chunk of corn cob or something and the further I got into it the more I thought, 'Oh no, this is rat's jaw!'" Leonard told KLTV.

That was the second thing that occurred to him? "Could be corn cob . . . no, it's rat's jaw"? How would you recognize rat's jaw that readily? How would you even think of that?

KingKauff		2009-12-22 08:57:49 AM

If they had read the ingredients, they would have seen that rat's jaw is listed. Right next to the monosodium glumate

Ella_Minnowpee		2009-12-22 08:58:06 AM

Does it bother anyone that this probably means that there is a bag out there somewhere with a rat's azzole in it?

/harder to spot and not nearly as crunchy

Doktor Merkwrdiglieben		2009-12-22 08:59:48 AM

Ella_Minnowpee: Does it bother anyone that this probably means that there is a bag out there somewhere with a rat's azzole in it?

/harder to spot and not nearly as crunchy

It made it into the bag of "Great Value" frozen calamari...so we're all screwed.

phedex		2009-12-22 09:01:02 AM

hey, this IS a good value. Its like two meals in one!

Shisno		2009-12-22 09:02:00 AM

eKonk: I was going to complain about the green "beens", but considering the source, I'm guessing that's the correct spelling.

/Also, the Malk is rich in Vitamin R

Came here for the Simpsons reference, leaving satisfied

The Envoy		2009-12-22 09:06:44 AM

I hate it when my mounth waters.

Thoroughly With Foil		2009-12-22 09:10:10 AM

Ella_Minnowpee: Does it bother anyone that this probably means that there is a bag out there somewhere with a rat's azzole in it?

Sure makes a helluva fondue.

/RIP George

thelordofcheese		2009-12-22 09:10:35 AM

Hey, free rat jaw.
/Sugar, free donuts

vodka		2009-12-22 09:12:34 AM

Who the fark cares. Assuming they cooked their vegetables then there is no problem.

Sheesh, if people only knew how much ground up insects and rodent parts they ate every single day.

idrow		2009-12-22 09:13:29 AM

eKonk: I was going to complain about the green "beens", but considering the source, I'm guessing that's the correct spelling.

/Also, the Malk is rich in Vitamin R

Brockman: And so, as the rat's milk is returned to the sewers, the
circle of life is complete. Fat Tony, do you have any comments?

Fat Tony: I don't get it. Everyone loves rats, but they don't want to
drink the rats' milk?

sxacho		2009-12-22 09:13:38 AM

Beens make my mounth water.

Rat jaw? I could take it or leave it.

numbone		2009-12-22 09:14:52 AM

Must be that time of the mounth.

littleoldlady		2009-12-22 09:18:14 AM

Sure knows his rat jaw, betcha he's had it before.

IdBeCrazyIf		2009-12-22 09:20:50 AM

pxlboy: what's this other one called? Lark's Vomit?

Ahhh you must be referring to the Rams Bladder.

We use only the finest, juicy chunks of fresh Cornish ram's bladder,emptied, steamed, flavored with sesame seeds, whipped into a fondue, and garnished with lark's vomit.

Shakespeare's Monkey		2009-12-22 09:20:51 AM

Ho Ho Ho, not a rat.
Just the remains of this poor little brat.

/butter it

Tricky Chicken		2009-12-22 09:25:30 AM

Once had lunch with a guy when he found half a grasshopper in his green beans. A whole one would have been bad, but half was worse. We immediately latched on to the possibility that he had eaten the other half.

Called him Grasshopper from that point on.

Bartleby the Scrivener		2009-12-22 09:28:11 AM

EasyToForget: You know you're cynical when...
You automatically assume that it's staged by someone who wants to file a lawsuit.

What's the chance that your average wal-mart shopper can identify a rat jaw on spot, at least with that type of specificity?

\recently found the pelvic crown of a prairie vole (Microtus ochrogaster) in my Skabetti-Os.