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(Some Guy)		"Stripping provides an opportunity for me to spread some holiday cheer the way I know best: with my big knockers" (thefrisky.com)		235
		More: Spiffy, Charlie Brown, holiday cheer, i'm ok, holidays, loneliness, enjoyment, GED

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backseatdriver

2009-12-22 01:31:28 AM

I prefer big door bells.

Abagadro

2009-12-22 01:33:55 AM

log_jammin

2009-12-22 01:34:56 AM

I prefer boobs.

TheCharmerUnderMe

2009-12-22 01:50:38 AM

The All-Powerful Atheismo

2009-12-22 02:42:59 AM

(Some Guy) "Stripping provides an opportunity for me to spread some holiday cheer the way I know best"

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DjangoStonereaver

2009-12-22 02:43:09 AM

RamblinReck89

2009-12-22 02:44:11 AM

If this thread isn't full of pictures of attractive women with large breasts by the time I get back, I will cry.

JonnyBGoode

2009-12-22 02:45:29 AM

I'm sure she spreads more than her cheer...

legion_of_doo

2009-12-22 02:47:04 AM

Ho ho ho.

Abraham Union

2009-12-22 02:50:21 AM

this is for you ramblinrack89

(O)(O)

GentlemanJ

2009-12-22 02:50:45 AM

What?? No pictures??? I'm really disappointed.

log_jammin

2009-12-22 02:54:05 AM

Abraham Union: this is for you ramblinrack89

(O)(O)

those are some big nipples

Thats an 827

2009-12-22 02:57:00 AM

Nice knockers.

Why thank you doctor.

Great flick.

Mr. Potatoass

2009-12-22 02:58:35 AM

Happy holidays, you vapid whore.

AxiomJackson

2009-12-22 02:58:57 AM

I miss the boobies threads...

pheed

2009-12-22 03:02:25 AM

I'm feeling more cheery already!!!

pheed

2009-12-22 03:03:19 AM

Big knockers are NOT off topic...thank goodness.

Fighting The Urge

2009-12-22 03:03:25 AM

This song is old, but it stands up. Er, out.

I.L.B.T.'S

http://www.amazon.com/I-L-B-T-s/dp/B000WLF3I6

mason4300

2009-12-22 03:03:42 AM

I read the headline, then saw the "some guy" tag to the left and was hesitant about clicking the link...

Half Witt

2009-12-22 03:03:53 AM

JonnyBGoode: I'm sure she spreads more than her cheer...

I clicked on this article hoping for I don't know what, some guiltless pics maybe. But it sort of was depressing reading the multiple levels of dissimulation in this blog.

When you're a stripper, there's not a lot of room for promotions, so if you end up in a threesome with the boss and his best friend, you'll still have your job the next morning. We're not judgmental people; you'll still have your dignity, too.

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.

vrod2028

2009-12-22 03:04:17 AM

Approves.

PopeSchmope

2009-12-22 03:04:47 AM

I have no complaints about spending Christmas on the pole.

Yup.

Tom Choad

2009-12-22 03:05:22 AM

mason4300: I read the headline, then saw the "some guy" tag to the left and was hesitant about clicking the link...

Hopefully Santa will bring you a spine, and a pair of testicles, this year.

The All-Powerful Atheismo

2009-12-22 03:07:32 AM

And now for some kinky alien knockers

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BesiktasBoy83

2009-12-22 03:08:41 AM

Okay so im guessin this thread is gonna b 1 4 the guys ;)

sent from my iPhone

TheMega

2009-12-22 03:09:06 AM

I'll drink to that...

/while stuffing a dollar in a g-string

100 Watt Walrus

2009-12-22 03:13:50 AM

mason4300

2009-12-22 03:13:51 AM

Tom Choad: mason4300: I read the headline, then saw the "some guy" tag to the left and was hesitant about clicking the link...

Hopefully Santa will bring you a spine, and a pair of testicles, this year.

I take it that you enjoy this sort of thing?

ness.n.e.pic.centerblog.net

Sadida

2009-12-22 03:17:34 AM

Coco T

100 Watt Walrus

2009-12-22 03:20:24 AM

Two scoops of Meagan Good, please.

Makes me want to stuff my stocking, if you know what I mean.

JonnyBGoode

2009-12-22 03:32:55 AM

The T-Shirt for this thread would make a great holiday gift-giving idea for that special lady in your life... just saying...

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The WindowLicker

2009-12-22 03:35:27 AM

As someone who will be 8000 miles from home this Christmas... again, and who went to a strip club for the first time last year on Christmas eve, I am getting a kick out of this article.

Savoir-Faire

2009-12-22 03:40:11 AM

Another horrible, incredibly sad article from "The Frisky". Ever story of theirs that has ended up on FARK is essentially how to be a vapid, yuppie "you GO Girrrrl!" dumbass. It's the journalistic equivalent of an Ed Hardy catalog. Retch.

Denial_of_Death

2009-12-22 03:40:56 AM

FTA: the dancers start dressing like slutty elves

My ranger will be in his bunk. Rolling for critical damage.

/where are the Cheetos?

IrateLeprechaun

2009-12-22 03:42:34 AM

mason4300: Tom Choad: mason4300: I read the headline, then saw the "some guy" tag to the left and was hesitant about clicking the link...

Hopefully Santa will bring you a spine, and a pair of testicles, this year.

I take it that you enjoy this sort of thing?

You bastard. You glorious bastard.

drjekel_mrhyde

2009-12-22 03:50:49 AM

kinda NSFW
Link (new window)

memebot_of_doom

2009-12-22 04:00:07 AM

Abagadro

glad to see a Young Frankenstein reference right off the bat

Stealthdozer

2009-12-22 04:01:20 AM

harlock

2009-12-22 04:03:08 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: kinda NSFW
Link (new window)

Great...googly...mooglie...that's a fabulous sight. :)

ScottHimself

2009-12-22 04:04:42 AM

If strip clubs, and particularly strippers, weren't open for years, serving thousands of clients, then I'd probably think they were the sexy.

krispos42

2009-12-22 04:07:25 AM

We need a "STIFFY tag, fa'sho'.

/Salma
//'nuff said

Hillbilly Jim

2009-12-22 04:13:11 AM

Mordis

2009-12-22 04:18:07 AM

This thread is shaping up nicely...

/not a bookmark

tortamus

2009-12-22 04:19:59 AM

Christmas came early this year...

/and so did I

tooeasy

2009-12-22 04:26:13 AM

hmmm

Leskay

2009-12-22 04:27:43 AM

JonnyBGoode: spread

Surprised at the ratio of SPREAD vs. TITTIE comments.

/came here for the SPREAD quips
//the word for today is legs!
///let's help spread the word!!!

Dan09

2009-12-22 04:42:54 AM

Came here to say something about her legs being named "Holiday" and "Cheer" so she can spread 'em.

But decided to say, fark it, and let you funny people do it...

log_jammin

2009-12-22 04:45:38 AM

Hillbilly Jim

I don't know who that is, what she looks like, of if her vagina stinks but that is one of the greatest pictures ever.

Nick The Eloquent

2009-12-22 05:25:53 AM

What's her Fark handle?

mrbumpy

2009-12-22 05:27:57 AM

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