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(Some Guy) Spiffy "Stripping provides an opportunity for me to spread some holiday cheer the way I know best: with my big knockers"   (thefrisky.com) divider line 235
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2009-12-22 01:31:28 AM
I prefer big door bells.
 
2009-12-22 01:33:55 AM
i6.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-22 01:34:56 AM
I prefer boobs.
 
2009-12-22 01:50:38 AM
img188.imageshack.us
 
2009-12-22 02:42:59 AM
(Some Guy) "Stripping provides an opportunity for me to spread some holiday cheer the way I know best"



downlode.org
 
2009-12-22 02:43:09 AM
cdn2.knowyourmeme.com
 
2009-12-22 02:44:11 AM
If this thread isn't full of pictures of attractive women with large breasts by the time I get back, I will cry.
 
2009-12-22 02:45:29 AM
I'm sure she spreads more than her cheer...
 
2009-12-22 02:47:04 AM
Ho ho ho.
 
2009-12-22 02:50:21 AM
this is for you ramblinrack89

(O)(O)
 
2009-12-22 02:50:45 AM
What?? No pictures??? I'm really disappointed.
 
2009-12-22 02:54:05 AM
Abraham Union: this is for you ramblinrack89

(O)(O)


those are some big nipples
 
2009-12-22 02:57:00 AM
Nice knockers.

Why thank you doctor.

Great flick.
 
2009-12-22 02:58:35 AM
Happy holidays, you vapid whore.
 
2009-12-22 02:58:57 AM
I miss the boobies threads...
 
2009-12-22 03:02:25 AM
img.dailymail.co.uk

I'm feeling more cheery already!!!
 
2009-12-22 03:03:19 AM
Big knockers are NOT off topic...thank goodness.
 
2009-12-22 03:03:25 AM
This song is old, but it stands up. Er, out.

I.L.B.T.'S

http://www.amazon.com/I-L-B-T-s/dp/B000WLF3I6
 
2009-12-22 03:03:42 AM
I read the headline, then saw the "some guy" tag to the left and was hesitant about clicking the link...
 
2009-12-22 03:03:53 AM
JonnyBGoode: I'm sure she spreads more than her cheer...

I clicked on this article hoping for I don't know what, some guiltless pics maybe. But it sort of was depressing reading the multiple levels of dissimulation in this blog.

When you're a stripper, there's not a lot of room for promotions, so if you end up in a threesome with the boss and his best friend, you'll still have your job the next morning. We're not judgmental people; you'll still have your dignity, too.

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.
 
2009-12-22 03:04:17 AM
scrapetv.com

Approves.
 
2009-12-22 03:04:47 AM
I have no complaints about spending Christmas on the pole.

Yup.
 
2009-12-22 03:05:22 AM
mason4300: I read the headline, then saw the "some guy" tag to the left and was hesitant about clicking the link...

Hopefully Santa will bring you a spine, and a pair of testicles, this year.
 
2009-12-22 03:07:32 AM
And now for some kinky alien knockers


www.wildwesthardware.com
 
2009-12-22 03:08:41 AM
Okay so im guessin this thread is gonna b 1 4 the guys ;)

sent from my iPhone
 
2009-12-22 03:09:06 AM
I'll drink to that...

/while stuffing a dollar in a g-string
 
2009-12-22 03:13:50 AM
img219.imageshack.us
 
2009-12-22 03:13:51 AM
Tom Choad: mason4300: I read the headline, then saw the "some guy" tag to the left and was hesitant about clicking the link...

Hopefully Santa will bring you a spine, and a pair of testicles, this year.


I take it that you enjoy this sort of thing?

ness.n.e.pic.centerblog.net
 
2009-12-22 03:17:34 AM
cm1.theinsider.com


Coco T
 
2009-12-22 03:20:24 AM

Two scoops of Meagan Good, please.

img163.imageshack.us

img163.imageshack.us


Makes me want to stuff my stocking, if you know what I mean.
 
2009-12-22 03:32:55 AM
The T-Shirt for this thread would make a great holiday gift-giving idea for that special lady in your life... just saying...

img44.imageshack.us
 
2009-12-22 03:35:27 AM
As someone who will be 8000 miles from home this Christmas... again, and who went to a strip club for the first time last year on Christmas eve, I am getting a kick out of this article.
 
2009-12-22 03:40:11 AM
Another horrible, incredibly sad article from "The Frisky". Ever story of theirs that has ended up on FARK is essentially how to be a vapid, yuppie "you GO Girrrrl!" dumbass. It's the journalistic equivalent of an Ed Hardy catalog. Retch.
 
2009-12-22 03:40:56 AM
FTA: the dancers start dressing like slutty elves

My ranger will be in his bunk. Rolling for critical damage.

/where are the Cheetos?
 
2009-12-22 03:42:34 AM
mason4300: Tom Choad: mason4300: I read the headline, then saw the "some guy" tag to the left and was hesitant about clicking the link...

Hopefully Santa will bring you a spine, and a pair of testicles, this year.

I take it that you enjoy this sort of thing?


You bastard. You glorious bastard.
 
2009-12-22 03:50:49 AM
kinda NSFW
Link (new window)
 
2009-12-22 04:00:07 AM
Abagadro

glad to see a Young Frankenstein reference right off the bat
 
2009-12-22 04:01:20 AM
images.icanhascheezburger.com
 
2009-12-22 04:03:08 AM
drjekel_mrhyde: kinda NSFW
Link (new window)


Great...googly...mooglie...that's a fabulous sight. :)
 
2009-12-22 04:04:42 AM
If strip clubs, and particularly strippers, weren't open for years, serving thousands of clients, then I'd probably think they were the sexy.
 
2009-12-22 04:07:25 AM
We need a "STIFFY tag, fa'sho'.

/Salma
//'nuff said
 
2009-12-22 04:13:11 AM
i787.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-22 04:18:07 AM
This thread is shaping up nicely...

/not a bookmark
 
2009-12-22 04:19:59 AM
Christmas came early this year...


/and so did I
 
2009-12-22 04:26:13 AM
hmmm
 
2009-12-22 04:27:43 AM
JonnyBGoode: spread

Surprised at the ratio of SPREAD vs. TITTIE comments.

/came here for the SPREAD quips
//the word for today is legs!
///let's help spread the word!!!
 
2009-12-22 04:42:54 AM
Came here to say something about her legs being named "Holiday" and "Cheer" so she can spread 'em.

But decided to say, fark it, and let you funny people do it...
 
2009-12-22 04:45:38 AM
Hillbilly Jim

I don't know who that is, what she looks like, of if her vagina stinks but that is one of the greatest pictures ever.
 
2009-12-22 05:25:53 AM
What's her Fark handle?
 
2009-12-22 05:27:57 AM
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