Justin Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

amirite??? Christina?

Are we to believe Christina hasn't seen lot of cocks & balls in her lifetime?

I'm no movie star, but if I was and I saw Christina's vag on the set I wouldn't go blabbing about it. I've seen vaginas before. It's not a big deal.

Why is he getting naked for an Alvin and the Chipmunks movie???

Doctor Jan Itor: Why is he getting naked for an Alvin and the Chipmunks movie???

I believe the more important question here is "Why is there another Alvin and the Chipmunks movie???"

boobies?

Broken Logic: Doctor Jan Itor: Why is he getting naked for an Alvin and the Chipmunks movie???

I believe the more important question here is "Why is there another Alvin and the Chipmunks movie???"

Because little kids are all retards with appalling taste in pop culture.

I was already tired of this guy from those damn Mac commercials, and he didn't exactly do Drag Me to Hell any favors either..

Epsilon:

I'm no movie star, but if I was and I saw Christina's vag on the set I wouldn't go blabbing about it. I've seen vaginas before. It's not a big deal.

A) it grabs attention
B) what guy doesn't want women to know he is packing serious heat
C) even with 1 boob she is a hottie

You know you've got an excellent movie coming out when you have to talk about your costars dick to get press.

peewinkle: boobies?

Not anymore *sigh*

wait, a dirty comedy called "Going the Distance?"
really?



sounds familiar for some reason.

wonders if Long will get the Baby Carrot or the Titan...

I've had a soft spot for Christina ever since Married... with Children.

ttintagel
I've had a soft spot for Christina ever since Married... with Children.

Funny. I had a hard spot for her.

Too soon?

loathable cockroach: Because little kids' parents are all retards with appalling taste in pop culture.

Kids will absorb whatever you put in front of them. Don't blame them. Blame yourselves.

One bewb, no bewbs, I'd still hit it like the fist of an angry God.

/Call me, Christina.
//After I get the restraining order lifted, that is..

Justin Long, on the other hand, did not get to see Christina Applegate's breasts.


/because he didn't look in the dumpster behind the hospital
//am I evil?

"Hey, this movie has dick!"

"Considering it 'stars' Justin Long and an aged and titless Christina Applegate, I'd agree."

*rimshot*

Glitchwerks: loathable cockroach: Because little kids' parents are all retards with appalling taste in pop culture.

Kids will absorb whatever you put in front of them. Don't blame them. Blame yourselves.

Yeah, that's not true...

Kids watch tv too and they have commercials on them and they can decide if they want to see something by what's playing and chipmunks running around on the screen is gold for them

Remember you were a kid once and I bet your parents took you to movies they sure as hell didn't want to see...Mine was transformers saw it many times my mom was bored to death with the movie but guess what she knew I wanted to see it and well there's wasn't fark then to be snide so oh well...

On that note this movie here will be the greatest movie ever!

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Damnit I just reread what you wrote so ignore everything and I blame the babysitter

Justin Long? She misses her boobies so much that she is hanging out with one.

Kurmudgeon: I was already tired of this guy from those damn Mac commercials, and he didn't exactly do Drag Me to Hell any favors either..

Holy god, this. That movie just bored me to tears, as even my wife called out every plot point before it happened. The coin in the envelope? Who didn't see that coming?

And Mac boy is just a pretentious twat.

Brandon St. Randy and Bobby Long get a chuckle out of this story

gspazg: peewinkle: boobies?

FTFY

I see what you did there. But she lost both of them.

Broken Logic: Doctor Jan Itor: Why is he getting naked for an Alvin and the Chipmunks movie???

I believe the more important question here is "Why is there another Alvin and the Chipmunks movie???"

squekqual...get it right.

terminalx: Yeah, that's not true...

Kids watch tv too and they have commercials on them and they can decide if they want to see something by what's playing and chipmunks running around on the screen is gold for them

Are you saying you have no control over what your kids watch on TV?

Hence why I retracted my statement

Do I have full control though?

Only if I quit my job and even then there are other factors:

There is no way to predict what commercials will show at the beginning of a new movie (Cloudy with a chance of meatballs)

What posters or toys my daughter may see when we are out, what may be playing on a tv in best buy etcetc.

What her mom lets her watch. What the babysitter lets her watch. You can only control so much.

That is completely understandable. I'm just trying to say kids can actually have good taste in things, but, yes, commercial media does tend to brainwash them.

Broken Logic: I believe the more important question here is "Why is there another Alvin and the Chipmunks movie???"

So David Cross can fire off more defensive tweets about how it's not selling out to get paid a lot of money to do something terrible?

Leave Christina alone!

/she cracked me up in "the Sweetest Thing".
//such a good bad movie.

Epsilon:
I'm no movie star, but if I was and I saw Christina's vag on the set I wouldn't go blabbing about it. I've seen vaginas before. It's not a big deal.

Strange. I've seen a fair number of vaginas as well, and it seemed like a big deal pretty much every time.

puckhead: Epsilon:
I'm no movie star, but if I was and I saw Christina's vag on the set I wouldn't go blabbing about it. I've seen vaginas before. It's not a big deal.

Strange. I've seen a fair number of vaginas as well, and it seemed like a big deal pretty much every time.

pssst ... got some news for you buddy ....
that dude's ghey

therecksays: she lost both of them.



I really didn't know that...
You just ruined Christmas. I'm going home and burning all the presents.

Epsilon: Are we to believe Christina hasn't seen lot of cocks & balls in her lifetime?

I'm no movie star, but if I was and I saw Christina's vag on the set I wouldn't go blabbing about it. I've seen vaginas before. It's not a big deal.

Unless you're an OB/GYN or have a speculum, I seriously doubt that you've seen any vaginas, the word you are looking for is "vulva"

TranslucentNinja: Epsilon: Are we to believe Christina hasn't seen lot of cocks & balls in her lifetime?

I'm no movie star, but if I was and I saw Christina's vag on the set I wouldn't go blabbing about it. I've seen vaginas before. It's not a big deal.

Unless you're an OB/GYN or have a speculum, I seriously doubt that you've seen any vaginas, the word you are looking for is "vulva"

I dunno, I wear a miner's helmet when I go "downtown". Spelunk.

/Mulva?

why aren't people coming up with what PC could stand for?

penal colony

pants cudgel

purple cylinder

pyreolophore cell

proud creon

anyone?

roryman,

Penile Crabs?
Penile Cancer!

therecksays: gspazg: peewinkle: boobies?

FTFY

I see what you did there. But she lost both of them.

I'd still hit it like a fat kid on a cake. Or something like that.

Epsilon: Are we to believe Christina hasn't seen lot of cocks & balls in her lifetime?

I'm no movie star, but if I was and I saw Christina's vag on the set I wouldn't go blabbing about it. I've seen vaginas before. It's not a big deal.


Marketing! They have a movie to promote and this is one of the ways they promote them.