TheLopper: You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much eye makeup. People think she's a whore.

/apologies if it's been posted already.

Are you here for drugs?

No, what are you here for?

Drugs.

/apologies if it's been posted already.

loonatic112358: KingKauff: I think he did. Some farkettes don't like to be white knighted. Wonder if she's one.

i don't care either way, but i guess it's just amusing to watch it happen

i mean it's not even the sort of thread where that would make sense


Just a weak attempt. Maybe tongue in cheek.

zamboni: OK, Beerboy... you tell us why there are 47 boys in front yard or we ground you for four month.

And maybe zombie Pat Morita won't karate chop you.

So when will one of you farkholes de-blur the image and post it for me. I'm lazy.

And just me and no one else. I'm also selfish.

I feel really sorry for the parents! seriously when two of your kids are like that the family bond is pretty much screwed!

I oped to God my children never ever get to a stage where they hate each other so much to publicly humiliated each other...or a daughter that slutty to begin with..

i really think chris should take this down. this is SO wrong on SO many levels. this is really douche bag move on his part. HE was at fault for having beer in his room in the first place. he needs to grow up and be mature and stop being such a DICK

Aidan: E.S.Q.: As someone that got their long hair cut off to shorter than an inch last night, I'm not getting a kick because I look farking ridiculous now.

Noooooooooo!

Why'd you do it? Why? (Assuming you're a guy. If you're a girl; meh)


It was a horrible combination of a 'need a job' cut and the stylist deciding not to hear the "I want to leave at least five inches" part.

KingKauff: This is Fark. We're gonna point and laugh at you no matter what.

And that's exactly why you shouldn't make it easier for everyone, mofomisfit.

/Turn around, elf-farker!
//Who's the biatch now, santy claus?
///watching Bad Santa


"Ass clown..."

*walks away*

rogerklotz: DBLWide: What an Asian school girl may look like...

/hot like she is

enjoy that body. you'll get her naked and she looks like a 13 year old boy.

All the fun with none of the annoying law enforcement visits and federal registries.

ZAZ: He should give her a beer (she was jealous), she should give him a handjob (she likes that), and they can be friends again.

Did you just suggest a brother-sister hand job as a solution to this problem?

Rembrant_Q_Einstein: i really think chris should take this down. this is SO wrong on SO many levels. this is really douche bag move on his part. HE was at fault for having beer in his room in the first place. he needs to grow up and be mature and stop being such a DICK

Did you copy and paste that word for word from one of the facebook comments?

I kind of want to meet his sister. Is that wrong?


/naughty little asian girl, needs to be punished?

mandrsn1: J.Garcia'sRightMiddleFinger: Leeds37: That doesn't seem to compute for San Bernadino (909).....

That just means the rater is ghey. (NTTAWWT)

A decent woman could be classified as 'Buffalo' (716).

Chicago is taking one for the team when wasted... (312)

The Southwest side is apparently a pretty damn hot chick that you won't bang because you know she has the herp...(708)

strapp3r: teenage pre-frontal cortex = bowl of burnt pudding

This made me laugh. And it's true.

Aidan: E.S.Q.: As someone that got their long hair cut off to shorter than an inch last night, I'm not getting a kick because I look farking ridiculous now.

Noooooooooo!

Why'd you do it? Why? (Assuming you're a guy. If you're a girl; meh)

I used to be a guy with long hair. Down between my shoulderblades long. I personally got tired of it and had been contemplating cutting it for about a year, finally got around to it. I immediately regretted cutting it, but it makes for quicker getting ready times in the AM so i can sleep in more and thus the hair stays short.

I do feel his pain though, it sucked getting rid of it.

/also, some guys shouldn't wear long hair

Rembrant_Q_Einstein: i really think chris should take this down. this is SO wrong on SO many levels. this is really douche bag move on his part. HE was at fault for having beer in his room in the first place. he needs to grow up and be mature and stop being such a DICK

we're talking about a teenage male, how many of them don't fit the definition of immature idiots?

loonatic112358: KingKauff: I think he did. Some farkettes don't like to be white knighted. Wonder if she's one.

i don't care either way, but i guess it's just amusing to watch it happen

i mean it's not even the sort of thread where that would make sense

You're not paying attention then. If someone would have done that for Katie, maybe they would have made "the list". Would you rather get warm, steaming brownies or a cold, hard smack of revenge?

kcfarker: You're not paying attention then. If someone would have done that for Katie, maybe they would have made "the list". Would you rather get warm, steaming brownies or a cold, hard smack of revenge?

damn, i'm so conflicted, i could seriously go either way with that

peachpicker: KingKauff: This is Fark. We're gonna point and laugh at you no matter what.

And that's exactly why you shouldn't make it easier for everyone, mofomisfit.

/Turn around, elf-farker!
//Who's the biatch now, santy claus?
///watching Bad Santa


"Ass clown..."

*walks away*

Yeah, I'm not sure that you read that last post correctly. I'm not surprised.

E.S.Q.: Aidan: E.S.Q.: As someone that got their long hair cut off to shorter than an inch last night, I'm not getting a kick because I look farking ridiculous now.

Noooooooooo!

Why'd you do it? Why? (Assuming you're a guy. If you're a girl; meh)


It was a horrible combination of a 'need a job' cut and the stylist deciding not to hear the "I want to leave at least five inches" part.

That's a sad sad thing.

But I guess you could at least get a BJ out of it.

Wow...519 comments so far, no one has posted her page or photo, not even some generic hotties...wtf?

ihatedumbpeople: Wow...519 comments so far, no one has posted her page or photo, not even some generic hotties...wtf?

i'm tired and lazy

what's your excuse?

Rembrant_Q_Einstein: i really think chris should take this down. this is SO wrong on SO many levels. this is really douche bag move on his part. HE was at fault for having beer in his room in the first place. he needs to grow up and be mature and stop being such a DICK

But DICK is one of her favorite things!

Golden_Eternity:
Did you just suggest a brother-sister hand job as a solution to this problem?

If you close your eyes it can be whoever you want it to be.

/not really endorsing incest
//just saying

FelineMommy27: Apparently not as well as that chick is...

Call Brett. I hear he's soo hot. Or Brian, if you're into long hair.

SlagginOff: mandrsn1: J.Garcia'sRightMiddleFinger: Leeds37: That doesn't seem to compute for San Bernadino (909).....

That just means the rater is ghey. (NTTAWWT)

A decent woman could be classified as 'Buffalo' (716).

Chicago is taking one for the team when wasted... (312)

The Southwest side is apparently a pretty damn hot chick that you won't bang because you know she has the herp...(708)

Where I grew up in the NW burbs used to be 708, then 847, now 224. I don't know what 4 or 2 in the middle means?

loonatic112358: ihatedumbpeople: Wow...519 comments so far, no one has posted her page or photo, not even some generic hotties...wtf?

i'm tired and lazy

what's your excuse?

I"m at work, or I'd have posted dozens already...dammit.

kcfarker:
You're not paying attention then. If someone would have done that for Katie, maybe they would have made "the list". Would you rather get warm, steaming brownies or a cold, hard smack of revenge?

I'm going to come out and say that in the context of sex, warm steaming brownies are definitely something I do not want.

loonatic112358: kcfarker: You're not paying attention then. If someone would have done that for Katie, maybe they would have made "the list". Would you rather get warm, steaming brownies or a cold, hard smack of revenge?

damn, i'm so conflicted, i could seriously go either way with that

That makes you sound kind of gay.

/NTTAWWT
//...and I meant 'brownie points'. Warm, steaming brownie points.

Poor Jacob, didn't get his kiss, got a big NVM, and didn't even get tagged by the brother... I bet he'd like to know he avoided getting kissed by the same mouth that's been on everyone else's junk.

Aidan: E.S.Q.: Aidan: E.S.Q.: As someone that got their long hair cut off to shorter than an inch last night, I'm not getting a kick because I look farking ridiculous now.

Noooooooooo!

Why'd you do it? Why? (Assuming you're a guy. If you're a girl; meh)


It was a horrible combination of a 'need a job' cut and the stylist deciding not to hear the "I want to leave at least five inches" part.

That's a sad sad thing.

But I guess you could at least get a BJ out of it.


I have a three week old newborn; the breastfeeding wife is already tired of sucking things...

This never happened to me. My sister and I were always smart enough to understand the concept of mutually assured destruction.

Cthulhu Theory: Aidan: E.S.Q.: As someone that got their long hair cut off to shorter than an inch last night, I'm not getting a kick because I look farking ridiculous now.

Noooooooooo!

Why'd you do it? Why? (Assuming you're a guy. If you're a girl; meh)

I used to be a guy with long hair. Down between my shoulderblades long. I personally got tired of it and had been contemplating cutting it for about a year, finally got around to it. I immediately regretted cutting it, but it makes for quicker getting ready times in the AM so i can sleep in more and thus the hair stays short.

I do feel his pain though, it sucked getting rid of it.

/also, some guys shouldn't wear long hair

Oh, I know. Both myself and my husband have long hair. Because I have a kid, I have my hair in braids about 99% of the time. It sucks, but it was that or, as you say, cut it off. I wish my husband took better care of his, so I guess I get a bit over-excited when I hear about other guys with long hair.

/Unsurprisingly our son wants long hair too
//Mostly so he can wear ribbons in it
///Yeah...

Did you copy and paste that word for word from one of the facebook comments?

How do you copy pasta from a jpg? You can't! I had to type it out word for word AND i didnt even get it right.

kcfarker: That makes you sound kind of gay.

ok, but i'm still not swishing for you

GuyCaballero: This never happened to me. My sister and I were always smart enough to understand the concept of mutualTHISISWHEREISTOPPEDREADING.

KingKauff:
do tell

There's a certain surefire way to get farkied...

back to the hair issue: what is it with girls and hair these days? When I was in HS, I had hair halfway down my back. the girls LOVED to play with it and I loved the attention. Never got a beej out of it, but I did get past 2nd base numerous times. Hell, I even got smoked up by some of the hotties due to my hair.

I honestly don't have a preference. Hair is hair.

IdBeCrazyIf:
Im guessing not that well either, imagine the carpal tunnel and lock jaw syndrome she must get when the weather turns cold.

She told you she was hardcore

KingKauff: She was definitely easy

No doubt there!

mofomisfit: Yeah, I'm not sure

Truer words, never spoken.

ihatedumbpeople: Wow...519 comments so far, no one has posted her page or photo, not even some generic hotties...wtf?

sheer laziness

SlagginOff: mandrsn1: J.Garcia'sRightMiddleFinger: Leeds37: That doesn't seem to compute for San Bernadino (909).....

That just means the rater is ghey. (NTTAWWT)

A decent woman could be classified as 'Buffalo' (716).

Chicago is taking one for the team when wasted... (312)

The Southwest side is apparently a pretty damn hot chick that you won't bang because you know she has the herp...(708)

And here we all thought Atlanta had some hotties (404)

Cthulhu Theory: Oh_Enough_Already: strathmeyer: Oh_Enough_Already: ...Don't believe me?

Just look at the myriad web-cam hosting sites out there that appear to serve no other purpose than for underage teens to record and broadcast their sexual exploits be they mundane (hairbrush handle masturbation,) slightly more advanced (yes, your daughter and her friends are eating each other out pretty regularlly) or extreme (who knew so many American teenage girls were letting the family dog go down on them?)

Hundreds of such videos appear online each day.

Just because some folks didn't personally witness something doesn't mean it doesn't exist or isn't occuring . . .


A) Isn't that considered animal abuse? and B) What pr0n sites are YOU looking at?

Depends on how hot the girl is.

palelizard:
Call Brett. I hear he's soo hot. Or Brian, if you're into long hair.

It is nice to have options...

wage0048: This: J.Garcia'sRightMiddleFinger: Leeds37: That doesn't seem to compute for San Bernadino (909).....

That just means the rater is ghey. (NTTAWWT)

A decent woman could be classified as 'Buffalo' (716).

So Toronto (416) means a guy has low standards?

Minneapolis is when the beer goggles wear off (612)
Wisconsin isn't bad (715)
Washington DC is "not that desperate" (202)

Manhattan and Dallas would be for the basement dwellers - 212 and 214
Brooklyn and Fort Worth would be trophy wife/arm candy material - 917 and 817.

San Bernardino would be "sharp knees".

peachpicker: mofomisfit: Yeah, I'm not sure

Truer words, never spoken.

You're using an awful lot of posts to say "I've got nothing."