Oh_Enough_Already: Hundreds of such videos appear online each day.

Yes, but out of millions of girls. The internet makes _everything_ look like it proliferates, because you can find an environment where _anything_ surrounds you up to your eyeballs.

Ghastly

Okay, I don't get this. You quote a guy saying pussy and don't change it yet when you type the word pussy yourself you censor it.


Maybe he realized that he can control his own words without trying to control someone else's.

Do we have an identity of this chick yet? Has /b/ gotten to the bottom of this yet?

littlett's:
I have found several porn mags, and some personal porn pictures, when getting parts at a junk yard.

Is that what you consider "hooking up" these days? "Getting parts at a junk yard"?



jweber26: ph0rk: jweber26: The best rating system I've ever heard is the "area code" method.

1st digit: Face (scale of 1-10)
2nd digit: Would you hit it? (0=no, 1=yes)
3rd digit: Body (scale of 1-10)

shouldn't those be scaled 1-9 or 0-9?

Whoops! Yep, it was 1-9.

And call me a perfectionist, but I prefer to use the Zip Code method. That way the hawtness scale can go all the way to 11.

/but in your case... 00 0 00

Poppyale: 1.) Don't send BIE
2.) Don't write down your blow job fantasy list.
3.) Don't fry bacon naked
4.) Don't listen to me


I don't know about #4, Numbers 1, 2, and 3 are pretty damn good advice, unless the sender is sending BIE to me then don't listen to number 1 at all.

littlett's: queenb4biatch: I thought that was reserved for TorD...

/hides my TFer list...

I rate them based on their WIE, profile pics, and earning potential.


crimsin23: Exactly. Men, on the other hand, sometimes keep these kinds of lists, but it doesn't have the same effect.

I thought that was the "little black book".

Rittre Brack Book?

/They're Asian
//And that language, it sounded like they were speaking...ASIAN
///Engrish ftw.

picodenico: Well, was she hot?

Dude, she'll suck your dick. Does it really matter?

Ghastly: Do you belong to some bizarre Jewish sect that worships vagina like it was god?


Dont all straight men belong to that sect?

This: Yes, but out of millions of girls. The internet makes _everything_ look like it proliferates, because you can find an environment where _anything_ surrounds you up to your eyeballs.

This is true, but there is a lot more dick sucking going around these days.

I mean hell, we're even putting deadlines on it to try and keep up with demand.

mofomisfit: peachpicker: mofomisfit: Did you just compose a post decrying lack of imagination in people on the internet and in the VERY SAME POST use the term "Lamebook" to insult Facebook?

Google is your friend.

Why would I google a term I clearly thought was supposed to be insulting?

Perhaps because you're the sort of reasonable, thoughtful person who doesn't automatically treat his assumptions as if they're facts?

Yeah...it was wrong, but damn that thread is funny.

sure haven't: he just ruined her life. The two don't stakc up. Like unless she moves away, there is no coming back from this.

Until high school ends. Then everyone laughs at all the stupid stuff everyone did. I knew all kinds of little sluts in high school who turned out to be fine women in committed relationships, and they just laugh at the old days now. It's no big deal, really.

I think the only trouble for Chris is that he may have inadvertently cut himself off the poonwagon. The slutty girls will look out for one another and won't give it up to him and the borderline girls who are thinking of giving it up won't give him any because they don't think they'll be able to trust him.

Very funny. Short term win, longer term I'm not so sure.

Oh_Enough_Already: strathmeyer: Oh_Enough_Already: ...Don't believe me?

Just look at the myriad web-cam hosting sites out there that appear to serve no other purpose than for underage teens to record and broadcast their sexual exploits be they mundane (hairbrush handle masturbation,) slightly more advanced (yes, your daughter and her friends are eating each other out pretty regularlly) or extreme (who knew so many American teenage girls were letting the family dog go down on them?)

Hundreds of such videos appear online each day.

Just because some folks didn't personally witness something doesn't mean it doesn't exist or isn't occuring . . .


A) Isn't that considered animal abuse? and B) What pr0n sites are YOU looking at?

Digitalstrange: I love how some of you are slamming on the kid for this saying he broke some family bond. The sister was snooping in his room to deliberately get him in trouble. That bond was already broken.

If anything this is strengthening the family bond. Siblings fight, plain and simple. This is just what the fighting looks like these days.

Seriously, this is not that big of a deal. It's farking hilarious, but a few years down the road, they'll roll over laughing talking about it, and they'll be all the stronger from it.

Anyone else feel a little bad for Jacob? I mean, the guy only gets slated for a kiss, but then doesn't even get that.

peachpicker: mofomisfit: peachpicker: mofomisfit: Did you just compose a post decrying lack of imagination in people on the internet and in the VERY SAME POST use the term "Lamebook" to insult Facebook?

Google is your friend.

Why would I google a term I clearly thought was supposed to be insulting?

Perhaps because you're the sort of reasonable, thoughtful person who doesn't automatically treat his assumptions as if they're facts?

Wait, do you google *EVERY SINGLE THING* you don't know? *EVERY SINGLE TERM* you come across that you've never come across before? Or do you just think you're being clever right now?

Cthulhu Theory: B) What pr0n sites are YOU looking at?

you ask, hoping to check up on this activity yourself?

FelineMommy27: picodenico: Well, was she hot?

Dude, she'll suck your dick. Does it really matter?

So... How YOU doin'? ;)

Oh_Enough_Already: Just look at the myriad web-cam hosting sites out there that appear to serve no other purpose than for underage teens to record and broadcast their sexual exploits be they mundane (hairbrush handle masturbation,) slightly more advanced (yes, your daughter and her friends are eating each other out pretty regularlly) or extreme (who knew so many American teenage girls were letting the family dog go down on them?)


links to said websites or you are lieing

FelineMommy27: Dude, she'll suck your dick. Does it really matter?

I think I need to meet her. She sounds nice. Maybe I should cut my hair first though....

KingKauff:
I hope I'm on your list
*snicker*

/waves

I have a completely different kind of list...

/waves back

kvinesknows: Oh_Enough_Already: Just look at the myriad web-cam hosting sites out there that appear to serve no other purpose than for underage teens to record and broadcast their sexual exploits be they mundane (hairbrush handle masturbation,) slightly more advanced (yes, your daughter and her friends are eating each other out pretty regularlly) or extreme (who knew so many American teenage girls were letting the family dog go down on them?)


links to said websites or you are lieing

Dude, just google "teen" "webcam" "capture" etc and you'll find plenty.

E.S.Q.: As someone that got their long hair cut off to shorter than an inch last night, I'm not getting a kick because I look farking ridiculous now.

Noooooooooo!

Why'd you do it? Why? (Assuming you're a guy. If you're a girl; meh)

kcfarker:
So... How YOU doin'? ;)

Apparently not as well as that chick is...

picodenico:
I think I need to meet her. She sounds nice. Maybe I should cut my hair first though....

Just wear a hat, you'll be fine.

zamboni: OK, Beerboy... you tell us why there are 47 boys in front yard or we ground you for four month.

That's funny.

Oh_Enough_Already: Dude, just google "teen" "webcam" "capture" etc and you'll find plenty.

Just keep an eye out your window for the 4chan party van

Does Hallmark make a V-Card?

So, your daughter's no virgin,
And it's ruined your day,
But this fact might cheer you,
She's one hell of a lay.

FelineMommy27: Apparently not as well as that chick is...

Im guessing not that well either, imagine the carpal tunnel and lock jaw syndrome she must get when the weather turns cold.

bodyshots: littlett's 2009-12-23 10:25:07 AM
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Not like that I wouldn't have. I had a few crush list that may have had a few comments about the more attractive features of each guy though.

oh great. the attention whore is back. wasnt this chick banned for eons for being an attention whore?

can we *please* get that ban back? ill even pay.

ps - die in a fire, slowly and painfully.

You sound fat.

* high fives littlett's then points to EIP *

mofomisfit: peachpicker: mofomisfit: peachpicker: mofomisfit: Did you just compose a post decrying lack of imagination in people on the internet and in the VERY SAME POST use the term "Lamebook" to insult Facebook?

Google is your friend.

Why would I google a term I clearly thought was supposed to be insulting?

Perhaps because you're the sort of reasonable, thoughtful person who doesn't automatically treat his assumptions as if they're facts?

Wait, do you google *EVERY SINGLE THING* you don't know? *EVERY SINGLE TERM* you come across that you've never come across before?

Before calling someone out? Yes, I generally take a moment to consider if there's something I might be missing before I open my mouth and wind up with strangers pointing and laughing in my general direction. But that's just me.

You amuse me in your stridency.

kcfarker: You sound fat.

* high fives littlett's then points to EIP *

did you just white knight for her?

loonatic112358: Cthulhu Theory: B) What pr0n sites are YOU looking at?

you ask, hoping to check up on this activity yourself?

Only if the biatch is hot!

picodenico: Well, was she hot?

Sounds like the back of her head looked pretty good.

DBLWide: What an Asian school girl may look like...

/hot like she is

enjoy that body. you'll get her naked and she looks like a 13 year old boy.

teenage pre-frontal cortex = bowl of burnt pudding

safeinsane: THIS is why the Intartubes was invented.

To humiliate teenage sluts?

Yeah, that sounds like a nerd's life work alright.

KingKauff: I think he did. Some farkettes don't like to be white knighted. Wonder if she's one.

i don't care either way, but i guess it's just amusing to watch it happen

i mean it's not even the sort of thread where that would make sense

cryinoutloud: Buggs: Virgins are 8x more likely to give BJ's - Manswers

OK, I'm farking old, and I don't understand this. To me a BJ is more intimate than farking. I could let a guy fark me and just lay there, don't even really have to kiss him. But a blowjob--that's touching, that's participation. Takes some initiative on my part.

I lost my virginity long before I was giving blowjobs regularly.

And they probably are lining up around the block to get your guide to the enjoyment of sex (Rule 1: Just lay there). Not sure it buys you any points saying you give enthusiastic oral but are a generally lazy fark.

BizarreMan: The problem is the brother shot his wad way too fast. When you get something like that, you keep it, savor it, hold it in reserve for that one special moment that it can be dropped.

Sure three months grounding sucks. But now he's screwed unless he's got something more against his sister.

Extortion works so much better than shaming.

If you're gonna be a bear, be a Grizzly. :-)