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2009-12-23 10:56:10 AM  
Came for the pictures of hot asian girls.

/will check back later
 
2009-12-23 10:56:30 AM  
littlett's: crimsin23: Depends on the guy. Some men have black books for that, others have them if they want a quicky/one nighter.

Once you are in the book, how far back will the guy go to call a girl? One month, a year?


I couldnt see past a month.
 
2009-12-23 10:56:35 AM  
littlett's: crimsin23: Depends on the guy. Some men have black books for that, others have them if they want a quicky/one nighter.

Once you are in the book, how far back will the guy go to call a girl? One month, a year?



Depends on if she does anal to mouth.
 
2009-12-23 10:56:36 AM  
SKW05: Would have been easier to hold this over her head. He could then make his sister 'confess' to her parents that she planted the beer.

He gets back his 3 months, she gets away with secretive whore for a bit longer. Win-win.

But that would not have been half as funny for us.


Good idea, and with a bit of modification, it would be perfect:
Step 1) Scan the document
Step 2) Email scanned image to sister along with ultimatum. Image gets put on Facebook at midnight tonight if she doesn't confess to mom & dad that she planted the beer.
Step 3) Get un-grounded.
Step 4) Post the list anyway. She can't go to Mom & Dad and say that she lied about the confession, and she certainly can't go to Mom & Dad about the list being put on the internet for anyone to see.
 
2009-12-23 10:56:57 AM  
Smarshmallow: crimsin23: You didn't understand what I was saying. This girl wrote things down, men wouldn't do that. But as far as telling all your friends, then of course men will do that. Hell, some friends will find out a minute after it ends.

Unless she was ugly. Then, a gentleman never tells.


And percent of men are "gentlemen"?
 
2009-12-23 10:57:09 AM  
This: That Guy...From That Show!: She had a "hit list" of sexual adventures she wanted in a six month period with 10 specific guys and crossed them off (with dates) when she accomplished them...not only that, she had a boyfriend while she was doing these acts. This wasn't pretend fantasy she went ahead and took action to achieve her goals.

She works in a movie theater, lots of "dark time" to do this.

You know way, way too much about a random Asian schoolgirl.


and I dont know nearly enough.
 
2009-12-23 10:57:41 AM  
come on Farkers... no one has dug up pics of this little play toy?
 
2009-12-23 10:58:25 AM  
SwingingJohnson: wage0048: A word of advice to the kid: Change your Facebook password and don't store the new password on your computer. Also, uncheck the "remember me" box on the site so that you have to retype your password every time you go there. It means your parents (or more likely, your sister) will be unable to tamper with your account.

Also, if you find your parents on facebook, make sure to add them to your friends list...

Why add your parents? Is that a joke?


Yeah, and admittedly, a poorly played one.
 
2009-12-23 10:58:38 AM  
crimsin23: And percent of men are "gentlemen"?

if you have a large enough sampling size to determine if they were gentlemen or not, you may not have any data from sampling gentlemen
 
2009-12-23 10:58:41 AM  
rastjr: crimsin23: rastjr: crimsin23: rastjr: crimsin23: Lydia_C: Looking at the list... just how many times did she think she could give away the v-card, anyway? (short of having plastic surgery in between bouts)

A hymen can rip without intercourse.


Yeah, a Coke bottle will work.

Actually, intense physical exercise will do the trick. No Coke bottle necessary.


A curling iron will work too.

Kinky.


Yeah, you should try it up the ass!


What you do in your free time is none of my business.
 
2009-12-23 10:58:56 AM  
vegasj: come on Farkers... no one has dug up pics of this little play toy?

got a pic for you.

t0.gstatic.com
 
2009-12-23 10:58:59 AM  
mongbiohazard: Friends you choose - and you can choose people who are compatible with you. Family you're stuck with by an accident of circumstance and are not always good or nice people and not always compatible with you.

.
I love this line. I'm stealing it. Now things make a lot more sense.
 
nem
2009-12-23 10:59:02 AM  
I'm an Asian lady, so I'm getting a kick out of these responses.
 
2009-12-23 10:59:15 AM  
The best rating system I've ever heard is the "area code" method.

1st digit: Face (scale of 1-10)
2nd digit: Would you hit it? (0=no, 1=yes)
3rd digit: Body (scale of 1-10)
 
2009-12-23 10:59:19 AM  
crimsin23: As far as it takes. You see, I don't know if you know this, but men are horny creatures.

LOL, so you look at the more recent entries and work your way back until you find a willing participant?
 
2009-12-23 10:59:21 AM  
That's some wild shiat. On the bright side, some punk is getting their hair cut today.

/not letting my children out of the house until they are 30.
 
2009-12-23 11:00:09 AM  
Note to self, never ever piss off wage0048

Genius, both strategically and tactically
 
2009-12-23 11:00:26 AM  
Crusader: That dude is awesome. Sister rats him out to parents, he rats out sister to the entire school in a way that would only get her in more trouble if she tattles to the parents. A masterful move on his part.

Agreed. Dude will make a great bankster some day.
 
2009-12-23 11:00:33 AM  
littlett's: crimsin23: As far as it takes. You see, I don't know if you know this, but men are horny creatures.

LOL, so you look at the more recent entries and work your way back until you find a willing participant?


Bingo, I think you are starting to get the hang of it.
 
2009-12-23 11:00:41 AM  
Dee Snarl: Brian's new look.

I lol'd so hard
 
2009-12-23 11:00:56 AM  
nem: I'm an Asian lady, so I'm getting a kick out of these responses.

who's profile may get hit a lot today
 
2009-12-23 11:01:15 AM  
What's this about hair cutting? I didn't see that part.
 
2009-12-23 11:01:55 AM  
I am siding with the guy. His sister shouldn't have ratted him out, she is the one who broke the bond of trust initially. Turnabout is fair play. She should have thought about the consequences. Somebody said that HE permanently damaged the family bond, not true. The sister did when she betrayed his trust and ratted om him.

The sister should have realized when you live in a glass house you shouldn't throw stones. Don't rat someone out if you have your own skeletons to be exploited for revenge.

I would also like to meet his sister after she turns 18. Seems like a real friendly girl. Asian too, Giggitty Giggitty!
 
2009-12-23 11:02:03 AM  
crimsin23: cowsspinach: I Lol'd just by reading the comments.

"I [heart] facebook like you [heart] cock" is the best one.


Oh I agree. This whore got owned. Maybe, next time she will think twice before she acts like a self righteous biatch.
 
2009-12-23 11:02:22 AM  
Buggs: Virgins are 8x more likely to give BJ's - Manswers

OK, I'm farking old, and I don't understand this. To me a BJ is more intimate than farking. I could let a guy fark me and just lay there, don't even really have to kiss him. But a blowjob--that's touching, that's participation. Takes some initiative on my part.

I lost my virginity long before I was giving blowjobs regularly.
 
2009-12-23 11:02:23 AM  
littlett's: crimsin23: As far as it takes. You see, I don't know if you know this, but men are horny creatures.

LOL, so you look at the more recent entries and work your way back until you find a willing participant?


I used to start in the middle. Those tended to be the ones that were more grateful. The ones towards the front would think you were too desperate while the ones at the back probably forgot who the hell I was.

/my book had 6 names in it
//I was very pathetic in HS
///wishes I had met more girls like Katie
 
2009-12-23 11:02:35 AM  
crimsin23: littlett's: crimsin23: As far as it takes. You see, I don't know if you know this, but men are horny creatures.

LOL, so you look at the more recent entries and work your way back until you find a willing participant?

Bingo, I think you are starting to get the hang of it.


Maybe I need to start a book like that. I wonder if it would work for girls?
 
2009-12-23 11:02:38 AM  
Smarshmallow: What's this about hair cutting? I didn't see that part.



go look at brians entry
 
2009-12-23 11:03:16 AM  
heavymetal: The sister should have realized when you live in a glrass house you shouldn't throw stones.
 
2009-12-23 11:03:28 AM  
cowsspinach: crimsin23: cowsspinach: I Lol'd just by reading the comments.

"I [heart] facebook like you [heart] cock" is the best one.

Oh I agree. This whore got owned. Maybe, next time she will think twice before she acts like a self righteous biatch.


Nah. She has two things going against her
1) teenager
2) female

/I kid on #2 but stand very firm on #1
 
2009-12-23 11:03:39 AM  
This: vegasj: come on Farkers... no one has dug up pics of this little play toy?

got a pic for you.


what... she could be 18 and still in high school.

 
2009-12-23 11:03:53 AM  
I applaud her, as there is a lack of AZN sluts. we need more.

I do believe that it is a rite of passage into manhood that every male bang an ornamental/AZN chick.
 
2009-12-23 11:04:01 AM  
littlett's: crimsin23: littlett's: crimsin23: As far as it takes. You see, I don't know if you know this, but men are horny creatures.

LOL, so you look at the more recent entries and work your way back until you find a willing participant?

Bingo, I think you are starting to get the hang of it.

Maybe I need to start a book like that. I wonder if it would work for girls?


for girls you usually really could just call a male friend i assume

but i would imagine a book would work anyway
 
2009-12-23 11:04:24 AM  
Oh, I think this is real.

My mom's an elementary school teacher in a very reserved Christian small town.

She teaches, let's just say between 5th and 8th graders. She finds lists like this all the time. Parents always find it extremely disturbing to find out that their sweet little angel has already banged half the boys in the class.

In fact, some of them a few years back made a game out of it. 5 points for going all the way, 2 points for reaching third base, and 1 point for kissing.

Bonus 5 points if he didn't wear a rubber.

School just ain't what it was ;)
 
2009-12-23 11:04:28 AM  
loonatic112358: go look at brians entry

Ah, I thought that it was something subtle that I was missing. Apparently, I just can't read.
 
2009-12-23 11:04:43 AM  
littlett's: crimsin23: littlett's: crimsin23: As far as it takes. You see, I don't know if you know this, but men are horny creatures.

LOL, so you look at the more recent entries and work your way back until you find a willing participant?

Bingo, I think you are starting to get the hang of it.

Maybe I need to start a book like that. I wonder if it would work for girls?


You already have a book like that. It's called the phone book!

/do those still exist?
 
2009-12-23 11:04:57 AM  
littlett's: crimsin23: littlett's: crimsin23: As far as it takes. You see, I don't know if you know this, but men are horny creatures.

LOL, so you look at the more recent entries and work your way back until you find a willing participant?

Bingo, I think you are starting to get the hang of it.

Maybe I need to start a book like that. I wonder if it would work for girls?



How long before you become one?
 
2009-12-23 11:05:04 AM  
Smarshmallow: heavymetal: The sister should have realized when you live in a glrass house you shouldn't throw stones.

REALLY surprised it took 280+ responses to get this one.
 
2009-12-23 11:05:23 AM  
phedex: littlett's: crimsin23: Depends on the guy. Some men have black books for that, others have them if they want a quicky/one nighter.

Once you are in the book, how far back will the guy go to call a girl? One month, a year?

I couldnt see past a month.


you can usually find a good excuse for not calling for up to 3... after that you better hope she was calling her b double o t y oh my calls as well.
 
2009-12-23 11:05:29 AM  
Anyone have any idea what a sixteen year old slut might look like, say scantily clad?
 
2009-12-23 11:05:35 AM  
vegasj: what... she could be 18 and still in high school

Look at the style and decorations of this list. If she's 18, she's downsy, and that's just a different flavor of not right.
 
2009-12-23 11:05:36 AM  
loonatic112358: or girls you usually really could just call a male friend i assume

but i would imagine a book would work anyway


I think the majority of us just don't keep the numbers once we are finished with them though.
 
2009-12-23 11:05:50 AM  
Johnny the Fox: beoswulf: Johnny the Fox: Hey Brian! If you're really squeamish about cutting your hair I have a couple of Metal slut groupie acquaintances who'd cheerfully blow ya and then some.

/Two of them are Asian
//One's a redhead
///And of COURSE she's totally psycho, need you ask?

If there's anything I learned from anime it's; stay away from red-headed asian girls.

Yes. She probably avoids the non-anime watchers for that very reason. Mostly chases bands who tour in vans, therefore no DVD players.


Aren't you talking about the one who married a jap anime freak?
 
2009-12-23 11:05:54 AM  
jweber26: The best rating system I've ever heard is the "area code" method.

1st digit: Face (scale of 1-10)
2nd digit: Would you hit it? (0=no, 1=yes)
3rd digit: Body (scale of 1-10)


That doesn't seem to compute for San Bernadino (909).....
 
2009-12-23 11:05:55 AM  
This kid should be snapped up by the Pentagon and put in charge of warfare as a general.

The sister fails at the first rule of warfare: Never write down something that you wouldn't want an enemy to read.

She fails at the second rule of warfare: Never go full nuclear without going for a surgical strike first. In other words, you don't tell mom and dad first, you let him know that you know about the 12 pack.

She really fails at the third rule: Never do a physical strike when psychological warfare is so much cheaper and easier. In other words she should have stolen the beer for herself and never said a word. The kid would figure mom or dad found it and are waiting for him to confess most likely so if he confesses he just nuked himself and if he doesn't he's sweating it out.

Now his response is brilliant. Everyone in school knows she's a slut already but this just exposes it big time in a way that is sure to do the most collateral damage possible if she even tries to retaliate. I'm telling you, this kid's read Machiavelli and Sun Tzu.

Oh and one more thing.

GET YOURSELF A BUZZCUT BRIAN!
 
2009-12-23 11:05:59 AM  
tonesskin: crimsin23: Exactly. Men, on the other hand, sometimes keep these kinds of lists, but it doesn't have the same effect.

I had a list like this. I'd add new names to it each year. One day I went through the yearbook and just wrote down the name of every female at the school, including the lunch ladies and the female janitor. I never did scratch anything off of that list, though.


We all had lists like this. The difference between the guys and girls is that us guys compared lists and made competitions out of them. We even had a rating system of attractiveness 1-10pts and sexual deeds 1-10pts. If you dated a 10 and got a hj you only got an 11 overall. But you could get the same score for hitting a homerun with an ugly chick. Time was often of the essence. We gave bonus points for acts done in relative public (busses, back of theater, etc.). Competition was done by semester.
 
2009-12-23 11:06:05 AM  
Great news Katie, you are guaranteed a date to prom, and I am pretty sure you will have several offers to choose from.
 
2009-12-23 11:06:22 AM  
I think I know what the first the she says tonight during the airing of grievances.
 
2009-12-23 11:06:53 AM  
I think Katie is left handed.
 
2009-12-23 11:06:55 AM  
Ninja Wicked: This guy is even more awesome than Carlos Ignacio Vasquez

Link (new window)


If that's real, that's lol right there.

/Fark always leads me in new directions on the net
 
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