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(Fark)   Fark's 2009 Headline of the Year contest, Round 2: April through June   (fark.com) divider line 93
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2009-12-21 08:18:11 PM
Theyre all so very awesome.
 
2009-12-21 08:55:02 PM
wtf is this??? they all sukz. I subitted all of theez better.
 
2009-12-21 09:00:03 PM
Great work subbys!
 
2009-12-21 09:02:31 PM
Wow, voting is pretty darned close on this one.
 
2009-12-21 10:04:32 PM
Sad thing is, IMHO, the majority of the headlines in this round beat all of them in the first round.

/just sayin'
//Great job all around tho
 
2009-12-21 10:08:15 PM
Sweet zombie Jesus, I'm glad we don't have to rank our picks.
 
2009-12-21 10:09:33 PM
Keystone Copout: Sad thing is, IMHO, the majority of the headlines in this round beat all of them in the first round.

/just sayin'
//Great job all around tho


Thought it was just me - I checked a lot more boxes on this one than the 1st.

You guys are freakin' hilarious. Thank you for all the laughs this year. :)
 
2009-12-21 10:11:11 PM
Headline of the Year candidate: Puppy eats alphabet magnets, poops next Dan Brown novel

http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4378693


This must win or I have lost all faith in fark
 
2009-12-21 10:17:57 PM
Anonymous tip FTW!
 
2009-12-21 10:23:54 PM
Headline of the Year candidate: A look inside North Korea, a nation so backward and brain dead that it makes Arkansas look like the Algonquin Round Table by comparison. Don't feel bad that you didn't understand that reference, Arkansas

http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4412916


Headlines like this are why I love you funny bastards. This really is the best time of the year to be a farker.
 
2009-12-21 10:30:58 PM
I still love "you picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel" as that is the kind of quality pun i expect from farkers.
 
2009-12-21 10:31:13 PM
Also thought these were much better than the ones from earlier today.
 
2009-12-21 10:38:01 PM
Superrad: April through June blows January through March away on overall awesomeness. July through September better step it up.

Waiting for this one in the next round:

Special Olympians around the world express heartfelt "Faaaannn gyuuuuu" to Eunice Kennedy Shriver

...has to be the winner for '09! Just has to be.
 
2009-12-21 10:59:23 PM
I still say I got robbed!

♫ Now the man near her back is close to her crack as he raises his hand near her thigh, and the girl who is a crooner is everyone's ruiner, as he grabs her ass and everyone gets mace in their eye ♫

Enough of the pity party...good work subbys.

Next year I will be your master! BWAHAHAAAAAhackhackcoughcough
 
2009-12-21 11:03:49 PM
Eats Shoots and Leaves has got to win. That headline is SO full of win. I think its my favorite of the year (though the 'girls dorm room has peephole reversed...' from last post is pretty rad).
 
2009-12-21 11:37:13 PM
Oh god, my aids just flared up.
 
2009-12-21 11:46:59 PM
Headline of the Year candidate: Man at Panda Express eats shoots and leaves

http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4332430


Plugging this one. Mainly because I find it funnier than the current top three. IMO, the Dan Brown one was an especially cheap shot.
 
2009-12-22 12:25:43 AM
I concur that this round is much better than the first.

Good work!
 
2009-12-22 12:48:35 AM
Again, stating that I'm not voting for ANY headline with Puns in it this time around. Sorry, it's been used TOO MUCH this year.
 
2009-12-22 12:56:08 AM
I had tried to submit that Russian Boxer article with the headline "Best Blonde Boxer Battles Big Black Babe" but someone had already done it with something worse :(

/got nothin'
 
2009-12-22 01:32:48 AM
there isn't a"juan moore" yet, but i still LOLouded for a Tuesday morning. thx farkers.
 
2009-12-22 02:50:18 AM
I loved the LaGrange gag last year, but this time it's just rehashing it. Same with the blind guy "as far as he knows," also done last year. Hell, I got one or two redlighted this year on that same gag myself.

I guffawed at the Dan Brown shot, but yeah, it's a cheap and easy shot, and not actually clever. I felt similarly about the Home Depot one, because I really don't like them, but again it's not actually very clever.

I really like the math teacher one and the "I before E" one for cleverness, but they aren't actually that funny otherwise.

From this list, though I picked more than one, probably my favourite is the Rick Astley one.

And I agree, wordplay is getting overworked this year. A pun is truly funny when it connects on more than one level, in an elegant way. Most I've seen this year are reaching and not elegant.
 
2009-12-22 03:27:21 AM
Wow, April - June sucked
 
2009-12-22 05:53:21 AM
Gotta go with "anonymous tip," Richard

/survey says?!
 
2009-12-22 06:48:48 AM
bravo!
 
2009-12-22 07:31:17 AM
Love headline of the year.
It's the moooooost wonderful tiiiiime of the yeaaaaar
 
2009-12-22 07:57:08 AM
I never get tired of pi jokes
 
2009-12-22 08:40:10 AM
weeeee1!!!!11!11!!1!!! ELEVEN!!!!
 
2009-12-22 08:47:35 AM
fookin eejit: I never get tired of pie jokes

Mmm...pie...
 
2009-12-22 09:56:43 AM
Vote
 
2009-12-22 11:21:18 AM
Also voted. Not a bookmark in any way. No sirree.
 
2009-12-22 11:44:22 AM
Nothing will ever be better than Juan Moore.
 
2009-12-22 02:54:46 PM
Voted.
 
2009-12-22 03:32:41 PM
DesertDemonWY [TotalFark] Quote 2009-12-21 08:14:28 PM
Lots of great headlines in that batch


Who you calling a batch?!?!
 
2009-12-22 07:04:06 PM
"Pats Pass on Past Pat Pat Pass. Past Pat Pass passed pissed" wasn't even in the monthly voting poll, so I'm nominating it here.
 
2009-12-22 07:37:15 PM
Man at Panda Express eats shoots and leaves
Can you get better than this?
 
2009-12-22 11:21:26 PM
voted.
 
2009-12-23 01:49:50 PM
Anonymous Tip, oh lordy
 
2009-12-25 01:01:20 AM
So much good work
 
2009-12-27 12:22:53 PM
The puppy/magnets one really deserves to get into the finals.
 
2009-12-27 02:20:02 PM
voted
 
2009-12-27 02:27:49 PM
 
2009-12-27 02:39:14 PM
It's hard to choose damn you fark!
 
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