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(Fox News)   Large crowd lines up for Oral   (foxnews.com) divider line 160
    More: Followup, Oral Roberts University, Tulsa  
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2009-12-21 04:31:12 PM
count me in
 
2009-12-21 04:31:13 PM
Keep 'em coming.
 
2009-12-21 04:31:22 PM
This would have been a perfect time to use the Obvious tag.
 
2009-12-21 04:31:35 PM
I'm all over it.
 
2009-12-21 04:31:38 PM
Many came
 
2009-12-21 04:32:03 PM
I want to see me some oral
 
2009-12-21 04:32:35 PM
"Jesus receives Oral" better be in the HLOTY FARK contest.
 
2009-12-21 04:32:58 PM
something, something, dead head
 
2009-12-21 04:33:18 PM
lohphat: "Jesus receives Oral" better be in the HLOTY FARK contest.

Yea that was good. It was actually "Jesus prepares to receive Oral" IIRC.
 
2009-12-21 04:33:41 PM
Forget vegetarian I'm a vaginatarian bro ;)
 
2009-12-21 04:33:43 PM
Giving or receiving? Not that it matters.
 
2009-12-21 04:34:03 PM
Anal Johnson came through the back door
 
2009-12-21 04:34:08 PM
I line up for anal.
 
2009-12-21 04:34:22 PM
medius: something, something, dead head

Something, something, something Dark Side.
 
2009-12-21 04:34:48 PM
img683.imageshack.us
 
2009-12-21 04:35:15 PM
Despite the weather the crowd is reported to be full of spunk.
 
2009-12-21 04:35:16 PM
3, 2, 1.....
 
2009-12-21 04:35:21 PM
Well, he was cunning linguist.
 
2009-12-21 04:35:27 PM
Give a whole new meaning to the Pearly Gates
 
2009-12-21 04:35:33 PM
APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/ycplfpf
(copy and paste, NSFW)
 
2009-12-21 04:35:38 PM
sure beats the hell out of a name like Anal Roberts.
 
2009-12-21 04:36:00 PM
cdn.mademan.com

RIP Heather Brooke
 
2009-12-21 04:36:49 PM
the oral service is going to be a long one.
 
2009-12-21 04:36:51 PM
discospinster 2009-12-21 04:34:48 PM

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I love that game.

(long lines? sloppy hundreds? ew.)
 
2009-12-21 04:37:08 PM
cache.gawker.com

Unavailable for comment.
 
2009-12-21 04:37:54 PM
scrapetv.com

RIP ROBERT PATTINSON
 
2009-12-21 04:38:34 PM
fruitloop: the oral service is going to be a long one.

With plenty of people on their knees.
 
2009-12-21 04:40:20 PM
Mike Hunt first in line.
 
2009-12-21 04:41:20 PM
What's the record?
 
2009-12-21 04:41:28 PM
micest coffin I ever came across.
Came
a
cross.
 
2009-12-21 04:42:21 PM
Now see, the Jesus headline this one copies was funny, but this adds nothing to it.

If you're going to shamelessly copy, at least consider adding a little twist, a bit of kink, maybe something like:

"Large crowd gathers to watch Jesus receive Oral", or
"Tearful crowd gathers to mourn Jesus receiving Oral", or
"Crowd gathers to fondly remember Oral first receiving Jesus",
etc.
 
2009-12-21 04:42:22 PM
Was he a master of many tongues?

/meh
 
2009-12-21 04:42:56 PM
Many in line for Oral, but in the end only the stiff guy gets to go in the hole.
 
2009-12-21 04:42:59 PM
img694.imageshack.us

Colonel Angus Approves!
 
2009-12-21 04:43:13 PM
no obvious tag?
 
2009-12-21 04:44:30 PM
Artists rendition

www.asifa-sf.org
 
2009-12-21 04:44:45 PM
i221.photobucket.com
approves
 
2009-12-21 04:45:19 PM
This one also needs a nomination for HOTY
 
2009-12-21 04:45:49 PM
www.jewishjournal.com
RIP JULIA ROBERTS
 
2009-12-21 04:46:59 PM
King Something: This one also needs a nomination for HOTY

Nah, it's just a play off of the awesome goodness that was the original headline.

/still good though
 
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2009-12-21 04:47:18 PM
skaetur: RIP JULIA ROBERTS

I heard people lined up for her .... ah, ...never mind
 
2009-12-21 04:47:47 PM
I'm standing in line preparing to stick out my last post, so I'm getting a lick out of this.
 
2009-12-21 04:48:03 PM
-1 Subby - it's been done
 
2009-12-21 04:48:06 PM
I came for Oral. Then I gave him $5.

/left disappointed
 
2009-12-21 04:48:25 PM
66dude: I'm standing in line preparing to stick out my last post, so I'm getting a lick out of this.

Derp? No weenie filter?
 
2009-12-21 04:48:41 PM
Isn't this the guy that claimed Jesus said He'd kill him if he didn't raise $X million by the end of the year (so you better pledge, Gladys) or something? Why does anyone care about this charlatan?
 
2009-12-21 04:49:57 PM
66dude: 66dude: I'm standing in line preparing to stick out my last post, so I'm getting a lick out of this.

Derp? No weenie filter?


you have to type Weeners not last post

post Boobies first!
 
2009-12-21 04:50:25 PM
Contrabulous Flabtraption: Many came

Many came at the same time.
 
2009-12-21 04:50:50 PM
forgot that Boobies eats Weeners.
 
2009-12-21 04:51:02 PM
medius: 66dude: 66dude: I'm standing in line preparing to stick out my last post, so I'm getting a lick out of this.

Derp? No weenie filter?

you have to type Weeners not last post

post Boobies first!


Well hell's bells, I thought I knew it all. Thanks!
 
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