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(New Scientist)   New study reveals that the deaf may one day be able to hear through their teeth. If only Anne Frank had lived long enough for this breakthrough   (newscientist.com) divider line 179
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2009-12-21 02:20:37 PM
Please PLEASE tell me that the headline refers to an internet meme I'd not heard of yet and not that the submitter is a retard.
 
2009-12-21 02:24:11 PM
iamgoz: Please PLEASE tell me that the headline refers to an internet meme I'd not heard of yet and not that the submitter is a retard.

These guys would like a word with you...
static.howstuffworks.com
 
2009-12-21 02:53:42 PM
I need a card file to store all these memes.
 
2009-12-21 02:59:28 PM
iamgoz: Please PLEASE tell me that the headline refers to an internet meme I'd not heard of yet and not that the submitter is a retard.

Yes, it's a meme -- and I am embarrassed to admit that I chuckled this time, for the first time.

But that does not negate the fact that submitter is, indeed, a retard.
 
2009-12-21 03:00:33 PM
Also note that "meme" is derived from me! me!!
 
2009-12-21 03:06:12 PM
In other news, Helen Keller is still the leading hide n' go seek specialist.
 
2009-12-21 03:26:49 PM
iamgoz: Please PLEASE tell me that the headline refers to an internet meme I'd not heard of yet and not that the submitter is a retard.

Yes. The switching of Hellen Keller and Anne Frank is a meme. Subby is still retarded, though. ;P
 
2009-12-21 04:37:31 PM
oldebayer: iamgoz: Please PLEASE tell me that the headline refers to an internet meme I'd not heard of yet and not that the submitter is a retard.

Yes, it's a meme -- and I am embarrassed to admit that I chuckled this time, for the first time.

But that does not negate the fact that submitter is, indeed, a retard.


I love you too.
 
rmz
2009-12-21 04:45:12 PM
Anne Frank? She was the first blind and deaf girl to fly a plane solo across the Atlantic, right?
 
2009-12-21 04:49:20 PM
rmz: Anne Frank? She was the first blind and deaf girl to fly a plane solo across the Atlantic, right?

No, you're thinking of Marie Curie.
 
2009-12-21 04:52:39 PM
kitryne: rmz: Anne Frank? She was the first blind and deaf girl to fly a plane solo across the Atlantic, right?

No, you're thinking of Marie Curie.


No, no, no... Marie Curie was the black lady that wouldn't give up her seat on the bus.
 
2009-12-21 05:02:23 PM
trainwrecky and inappropriate"kitryne: rmz: Anne Frank? She was the first blind and deaf girl to fly a plane solo across the Atlantic, right?

No, you're thinking of Marie Curie.

No, no, no... Marie Curie was the black lady that wouldn't give up her seat on the bus."


And later invented peanut butter.
 
2009-12-21 05:12:42 PM
iamgoz: No, no, no... Marie Curie was the black lady that wouldn't give up her seat on the bus."

You are thinking of Barbara Jordan, the Congresswoman from Texas, and Michael Jordan's grandmother.
 
2009-12-21 05:24:03 PM
iamgoz: trainwrecky and inappropriate"kitryne: rmz: Anne Frank? She was the first blind and deaf girl to fly a plane solo across the Atlantic, right?

No, you're thinking of Marie Curie.

No, no, no... Marie Curie was the black lady that wouldn't give up her seat on the bus."



You dolt...That was Harriet Tubman!
 
2009-12-21 05:26:05 PM
If Anne could have heard all the noise she was making up there in the attic, they wouldn't have been found. Very sad.
 
2009-12-21 05:35:04 PM
But wouldn't it be unbearably loud for themselves when they talk?
 
2009-12-21 05:35:52 PM
"Shhh! Do you taste something?"
 
2009-12-21 05:36:33 PM
thumbnails.hulu.com

/Maggie approves.
//She smelled this coming.
 
2009-12-21 05:36:45 PM
Don't whisper around this woman.

www.alwaysontherun.net
 
2009-12-21 05:38:05 PM
dammit, it's hard enough to get a BJ as it is.
 
2009-12-21 05:38:23 PM
Oral sex will never be the same.
 
2009-12-21 05:39:03 PM
I was just on Helen Keller's Twitter page, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2009-12-21 05:39:14 PM
Did Anne Frank give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL NO!
 
2009-12-21 05:39:36 PM
What?
 
2009-12-21 05:39:52 PM
img198.imageshack.us

Anne Frank Zappa is not amused.
 
2009-12-21 05:40:20 PM
Sticky Hands: dammit, it's hard enough to get a BJ as it is.

There's teeth involved?! You're doing it wrong.
 
2009-12-21 05:40:23 PM
kitryne: rmz: Anne Frank? She was the first blind and deaf girl to fly a plane solo across the Atlantic, right?

No, you're thinking of Marie Curie.


I thought she invented pasteurization.
 
2009-12-21 05:40:36 PM
The English Major: oldebayer: iamgoz: Please PLEASE tell me that the headline refers to an internet meme I'd not heard of yet and not that the submitter is a retard.

Yes, it's a meme -- and I am embarrassed to admit that I chuckled this time, for the first time.

But that does not negate the fact that submitter is, indeed, a retard.

I love you too.


Wow! No typos in your headline!
 
2009-12-21 05:42:33 PM
www.uncoached.com

it IS god !
 
2009-12-21 05:42:37 PM
To hear through your teeth, you'll pay through the nose.
 
2009-12-21 05:42:56 PM
Snarfangel: kitryne: rmz: Anne Frank? She was the first blind and deaf girl to fly a plane solo across the Atlantic, right?

No, you're thinking of Marie Curie.

I thought she invented pasteurization.


No, that has Hedy Lemarr
 
2009-12-21 05:43:11 PM
Thanks to everyone in this thread for making me laugh out loud in public...people are looking at me now.(at the local coffee shop)
 
2009-12-21 05:43:39 PM
i257.photobucket.com

/Obligatory
 
2009-12-21 05:43:42 PM
Beethoven is said to have overcome his deafness by attaching a rod to his piano and clenching it between his teeth, enabling the musical vibrations to travel through his jawbone to his inner ear.

Improving interpersonal communications since 1796.
 
2009-12-21 05:44:12 PM
Lupine Chemist: Sticky Hands: dammit, it's hard enough to get a BJ as it is.

There's teeth involved?! You're doing it wrong.


but I just can't afford an Ilsa for to manage my harems.

// also I have no harems
 
2009-12-21 05:44:21 PM
Uh, Anne Frank did not have any teeth.

They called her Gummy for just that reason.

And that is why she invented soft pretzels.

Every time you visit an Aunt Annie's soft pretzel shop, they give 5 cents to that Dentist who did not recommend Trident gum.
 
2009-12-21 05:44:35 PM
fernt: Anne Frank Zappa is not amused.


She looks happy to me.

i34.tinypic.com
 
2009-12-21 05:44:35 PM
Mr.Hawk: Snarfangel: kitryne: rmz: Anne Frank? She was the first blind and deaf girl to fly a plane solo across the Atlantic, right?

No, you're thinking of Marie Curie.

I thought she invented pasteurization.

No, that has Hedy Lemarr


No, she was governer of Texas.
 
2009-12-21 05:44:38 PM
I can't believe it took 20 or so posts till oral was mentioned. What the hell?
 
2009-12-21 05:44:53 PM
Snarfangel: kitryne: rmz: Anne Frank? She was the first blind and deaf girl to fly a plane solo across the Atlantic, right?

No, you're thinking of Marie Curie.

I thought she invented pasteurization.


No, that was Ann Margaret
 
2009-12-21 05:45:19 PM
Mr.Hawk: Snarfangel: kitryne: rmz: Anne Frank? She was the first blind and deaf girl to fly a plane solo across the Atlantic, right?

No, you're thinking of Marie Curie.

I thought she invented pasteurization.

No, that has Hedy Lemarr


No, it's HEDLEY!
 
2009-12-21 05:45:50 PM
UberDave: iamgoz: trainwrecky and inappropriate"kitryne: rmz: Anne Frank? She was the first blind and deaf girl to fly a plane solo across the Atlantic, right?

No, you're thinking of Marie Curie.

No, no, no... Marie Curie was the black lady that wouldn't give up her seat on the bus."


You dolt...That was Harriet Tubman!


Dumbass. Harriet Tubman was that fat lesbian who helped win women's suffrage and then got her face on a coin that no vendors accept.
 
2009-12-21 05:46:12 PM
TheShavingofOccam123: Oral sex will never be the same.

Heard ya coming.
 
2009-12-21 05:46:50 PM
Jeff73: fernt: Anne Frank Zappa is not amused.


She looks happy to me.


It's a Honker!

/I miss Frank
//would love to hear what he would have done with Global Warming
///who is making those new brown clouds?
 
2009-12-21 05:47:49 PM
+1 intrepid subster. I nostalgiad.
 
2009-12-21 05:48:31 PM
Noexit: TheShavingofOccam123: Oral sex will never be the same.

Heard ya coming.


Ha!
 
2009-12-21 05:50:01 PM
Well, I'm glad that's all cleared up, because honestly, I was wondering.
 
2009-12-21 05:50:11 PM
The English Major: oldebayer: iamgoz: Please PLEASE tell me that the headline refers to an internet meme I'd not heard of yet and not that the submitter is a retard.

Yes, it's a meme -- and I am embarrassed to admit that I chuckled this time, for the first time.

But that does not negate the fact that submitter is, indeed, a retard.

I love you too.


Don't worry The English Major, I know you're not sitting around like some porch monkey.
 
2009-12-21 05:50:27 PM
Noexit: TheShavingofOccam123: Oral sex will never be the same.

Heard ya coming.


Thread over for me, well done!
 
2009-12-21 05:51:53 PM
ExJerseyGirl: iamgoz: No, no, no... Marie Curie was the black lady that wouldn't give up her seat on the bus."

You are thinking of Barbara Jordan, the Congresswoman from Texas, and Michael Jordan's grandmother.


Didn't she also play the title role on "I Dream of Jeannie"? It's a shame they would let her expose her navel.
 
2009-12-21 05:55:17 PM
JesseL: ExJerseyGirl: iamgoz: No, no, no... Marie Curie was the black lady that wouldn't give up her seat on the bus."

You are thinking of Barbara Jordan, the Congresswoman from Texas, and Michael Jordan's grandmother.

Didn't she also play the title role on "I Dream of Jeannie"? It's a shame they would let her expose her navel.


No, that was Florence Nightingale.
 
2009-12-21 05:56:20 PM
I really shouldn't laugh at this headline ... but what the hell it's the holidaze.
 
2009-12-21 05:56:37 PM
PizzaJedi81: Mr.Hawk: Snarfangel: kitryne: rmz: Anne Frank? She was the first blind and deaf girl to fly a plane solo across the Atlantic, right?

No, you're thinking of Marie Curie.

I thought she invented pasteurization.

No, that has Hedy Lemarr

No, it's HEDLEY!


What the hell are you worried about? This is 1874. You'll be able to sue *her*!
 
2009-12-21 05:56:45 PM
Dumbass. Harriet Tubman was that fat lesbian who helped win women's suffrage and then got her face on a coin that no vendors accept.

Harriet Tubman? The face on the coin is Susan B. Anthony. She married the bass player from Van Halen.
 
2009-12-21 05:57:05 PM
UberDave: iamgoz: trainwrecky and inappropriate"kitryne: rmz: Anne Frank? She was the first blind and deaf girl to fly a plane solo across the Atlantic, right?

No, you're thinking of Marie Curie.

No, no, no... Marie Curie was the black lady that wouldn't give up her seat on the bus."


You dolt...That was Harriet Tubman!


There is no way I would try to take Tubgirl's seat on the bus.
 
2009-12-21 05:57:40 PM
Hearing through the teeth - isn't that what happens when you accidentally bite down on a piece of tinfoil?
 
2009-12-21 05:59:22 PM
UberDave: iamgoz: trainwrecky and inappropriate"kitryne: rmz: Anne Frank? She was the first blind and deaf girl to fly a plane solo across the Atlantic, right?

No, you're thinking of Marie Curie.

No, no, no... Marie Curie was the black lady that wouldn't give up her seat on the bus."


You dolt...That was Harriet Tubman!


No, that was the woman in that enema picture gorgor would love.
 
2009-12-21 06:00:07 PM
BTW - Harriet Tubman wasn't the bus lady. She was the train lady. I mean railroad lady. She didn't do trains.
 
2009-12-21 06:00:27 PM
www.demergence.com
 
2009-12-21 06:00:35 PM
Oddly enough, Hedy Lamarr was responsible for some basic patents in spread spectrum communications.

Or was that Ada, Lady Lovelace.
 
2009-12-21 06:01:46 PM
shlabotnik: Dumbass. Harriet Tubman was that fat lesbian who helped win women's suffrage and then got her face on a coin that no vendors accept.

Harriet Tubman? The face on the coin is Susan B. Anthony. She married the bass player from Van Halen.


I always get her confused with Sasquatch on the gold dollar coin.
 
2009-12-21 06:03:34 PM
Has anyone pointed out yet that subby mistook Anne Frank for Helen Thomas?
 
2009-12-21 06:04:13 PM
I had a 1950 Chevy that had "Supertuned by Helen Keller" written on the side.
 
2009-12-21 06:04:13 PM
So we're not talking about the inventor of the internal combustion engine?

/taken it back
 
2009-12-21 06:04:56 PM
I always confuse Albert Einstein and Super Dave Osborne, but maybe that's just me.

/way WAY too obscure?
 
2009-12-21 06:05:07 PM
Half Witt: Has anyone pointed out yet that subby mistook Anne Frank for Helen Thomas?

Which one was the pron star, again?
 
2009-12-21 06:05:52 PM
as an almost deaf guy, i discovered this when i was 15.
 
2009-12-21 06:06:05 PM
i267.photobucket.com

PENIS GOES WHERE?
 
2009-12-21 06:06:31 PM
ScottMpls: shlabotnik: Dumbass. Harriet Tubman was that fat lesbian who helped win women's suffrage and then got her face on a coin that no vendors accept.

Harriet Tubman? The face on the coin is Susan B. Anthony. She married the bass player from Van Halen.

I always get her confused with Sasquatch on the gold dollar coin.


No, you're confusing her with Pocahontas.
 
2009-12-21 06:07:22 PM
Half Witt: Has anyone pointed out yet that subby mistook Anne Frank for Helen Thomas?

She was the greatest monarch England ever had, right?
 
2009-12-21 06:09:11 PM
Lacerated Spleen: I had a 1950 Chevy that had "Supertuned by Helen Keller" written on the side.

Thats funny cause Helen Keller had a tattoo of a 1950 Chevy on her side.
 
2009-12-21 06:09:23 PM
Half Witt: Has anyone pointed out yet that subby mistook Anne Frank for Helen Thomas?

You mean Anne of Green Gables.
 
2009-12-21 06:10:20 PM
RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: I always confuse Albert Einstein and Super Dave Osborne, but maybe that's just me.

/way WAY too obscure?


Naw, he was on after the show about Bobby Sherman - the one with Howie Long.
 
2009-12-21 06:10:47 PM
Verrai: Half Witt: Has anyone pointed out yet that subby mistook Anne Frank for Helen Thomas?

She was the greatest monarch England ever had, right?


That was Queen Victrola.
 
2009-12-21 06:11:19 PM
thelordofcheese: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: I always confuse Albert Einstein and Super Dave Osborne, but maybe that's just me.

/way WAY too obscure?

Naw, he was on after the show about Bobby Sherman - the one with Howie Long.


Deal or No Deal?
 
2009-12-21 06:11:30 PM
ScottMpls: shlabotnik: Dumbass. Harriet Tubman was that fat lesbian who helped win women's suffrage and then got her face on a coin that no vendors accept.

Harriet Tubman? The face on the coin is Susan B. Anthony. She married the bass player from Van Halen.

I always get her confused with Sasquatch on the gold dollar coin.


You're obviously very confused. Sasquatch is the name of a Canadian Province.
 
2009-12-21 06:12:28 PM
thelordofcheese: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: I always confuse Albert Einstein and Super Dave Osborne, but maybe that's just me.

/way WAY too obscure?

Naw, he was on after the show about Bobby Sherman - the one with Howie Long.


Howie couldn't have done it. He hasn't been in for weeks.
 
2009-12-21 06:12:31 PM
Quasar: Half Witt: Has anyone pointed out yet that subby mistook Anne Frank for Helen Thomas?

You mean Anne of Green Gables.


Didn't she marry Clark Gable?
 
2009-12-21 06:12:47 PM
JonnyBGoode: Verrai: Half Witt: Has anyone pointed out yet that subby mistook Anne Frank for Helen Thomas?

She was the greatest monarch England ever had, right?

That was Queen Victrola.


No, no, she was the ruler of Egypt who committed suicide using a snake.
 
2009-12-21 06:12:58 PM
JonnyBGoode: That was Queen Victrola.

No, that was this dude:
t3.gstatic.com
 
2009-12-21 06:14:08 PM
ScottMpls: Quasar: Half Witt: Has anyone pointed out yet that subby mistook Anne Frank for Helen Thomas?

You mean Anne of Green Gables.

Didn't she marry Clark Gable?


No, Lois Lane got him first.
 
2009-12-21 06:15:02 PM
I'm completely confused because we all know that Helen Keller plays tight end for the Jets; her predecessor, Anne "Bubba" Frank, was cut in the preseason.
 
2009-12-21 06:15:09 PM
JesseL: ScottMpls: Quasar: Half Witt: Has anyone pointed out yet that subby mistook Anne Frank for Helen Thomas?

You mean Anne of Green Gables.

Didn't she marry Clark Gable?

No, Lois Lane got him first.


That blonde that has her own comic strip?
 
2009-12-21 06:15:51 PM
Verrai: JonnyBGoode: Verrai: Half Witt: Has anyone pointed out yet that subby mistook Anne Frank for Helen Thomas?

She was the greatest monarch England ever had, right?

That was Queen Victrola.

No, no, she was the ruler of Egypt who committed suicide using a snake.


Oh, yeah. She killed herself after stabbing Julia Caesar.
 
2009-12-21 06:16:50 PM
You all are farkin' dumb. This is about as funny as the RIP meme. Get a life loosers.
 
2009-12-21 06:16:57 PM
ScottMpls: Verrai: JonnyBGoode: Verrai: Half Witt: Has anyone pointed out yet that subby mistook Anne Frank for Helen Thomas?

She was the greatest monarch England ever had, right?

That was Queen Victrola.

No, no, she was the ruler of Egypt who committed suicide using a snake.

Oh, yeah. She killed herself after stabbing Julia Caesar.


The cooking show lady?
 
2009-12-21 06:17:11 PM
ScottMpls: Verrai: JonnyBGoode: Verrai: Half Witt: Has anyone pointed out yet that subby mistook Anne Frank for Helen Thomas?

She was the greatest monarch England ever had, right?

That was Queen Victrola.

No, no, she was the ruler of Egypt who committed suicide using a snake.

Oh, yeah. She killed herself after stabbing Julia Caesar.


Yeah, but Julia Caesar didn't die. I hate Pretty Woman.
 
2009-12-21 06:17:50 PM
SurfaceTension: These guys would like a word with you...

"before the credits roll, Sam bricks in Frodo's mouth."
 
2009-12-21 06:19:11 PM
wippit: ScottMpls: Verrai: JonnyBGoode: Verrai: Half Witt: Has anyone pointed out yet that subby mistook Anne Frank for Helen Thomas?

She was the greatest monarch England ever had, right?

That was Queen Victrola.

No, no, she was the ruler of Egypt who committed suicide using a snake.

Oh, yeah. She killed herself after stabbing Julia Caesar.

Yeah, but Julia Caesar didn't die. I hate Pretty Woman.


I think she was great opposite Richard Simmons in that movie.
 
2009-12-21 06:19:12 PM
This Is Not A Test: thelordofcheese: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: I always confuse Albert Einstein and Super Dave Osborne, but maybe that's just me.

/way WAY too obscure?

Naw, he was on after the show about Bobby Sherman - the one with Howie Long.

Deal or No Deal?


No, Let's Make a Deal. Geez.
 
2009-12-21 06:19:28 PM
fritopendejo: You all are farkin' dumb. This is about as funny as the RIP meme. Get a life loosers.

is4.myvideo.de
 
2009-12-21 06:19:32 PM
fritopendejo: You all are farkin' dumb. This is about as funny as the RIP meme. Get a life loosers.

upload.wikimedia.org

RIP Frito Bandito
 
2009-12-21 06:20:39 PM
Quasar: JesseL: ExJerseyGirl: iamgoz: No, no, no... Marie Curie was the black lady that wouldn't give up her seat on the bus."

You are thinking of Barbara Jordan, the Congresswoman from Texas, and Michael Jordan's grandmother.

Didn't she also play the title role on "I Dream of Jeannie"? It's a shame they would let her expose her navel.

No, that was Florence Nightingale.


Ummm, no. Do your research. Florence Nightingale was the mom Brady Bunch.
 
2009-12-21 06:22:27 PM
I think the subby is tryin to steal some thunder from this legendary thread:
http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=3912753 (new window)
 
2009-12-21 06:23:39 PM
ScottMpls: wippit: ScottMpls: Verrai: JonnyBGoode: Verrai: Half Witt: Has anyone pointed out yet that subby mistook Anne Frank for Helen Thomas?

She was the greatest monarch England ever had, right?

That was Queen Victrola.

No, no, she was the ruler of Egypt who committed suicide using a snake.

Oh, yeah. She killed herself after stabbing Julia Caesar.

Yeah, but Julia Caesar didn't die. I hate Pretty Woman.

I think she was great opposite Richard Simmons in that movie.


I liked his music better than his acting, when he had a long tongue. Too bad Freddie Mercury died and they broke up.
 
2009-12-21 06:25:07 PM
jaytkay: ScottMpls: wippit: ScottMpls: Verrai: JonnyBGoode: Verrai: Half Witt: Has anyone pointed out yet that subby mistook Anne Frank for Helen Thomas?

She was the greatest monarch England ever had, right?

That was Queen Victrola.

No, no, she was the ruler of Egypt who committed suicide using a snake.

Oh, yeah. She killed herself after stabbing Julia Caesar.

Yeah, but Julia Caesar didn't die. I hate Pretty Woman.

I think she was great opposite Richard Simmons in that movie.

I liked his music better than his acting, when he had a long tongue. Too bad Freddie Mercury died and they broke up.


I think you're thinking of Gene Kelly, and Freddie Mac.
 
2009-12-21 06:25:44 PM
jaytkay: ScottMpls: wippit: ScottMpls: Verrai: JonnyBGoode: Verrai: Half Witt: Has anyone pointed out yet that subby mistook Anne Frank for Helen Thomas?

She was the greatest monarch England ever had, right?

That was Queen Victrola.

No, no, she was the ruler of Egypt who committed suicide using a snake.

Oh, yeah. She killed herself after stabbing Julia Caesar.

Yeah, but Julia Caesar didn't die. I hate Pretty Woman.

I think she was great opposite Richard Simmons in that movie.

I liked his music better than his acting, when he had a long tongue. Too bad Freddie Mercury died and they broke up.


But at least Freddy Mercury left a great legacy of outboard motors...
 
2009-12-21 06:26:19 PM
fritopendejo: You all are farkin' dumb. This is about as funny as the RIP meme. Get a life loosers.

I'll have you know I'm a tighter.
 
2009-12-21 06:28:10 PM
Water Anne. WATER!
 
2009-12-21 06:28:14 PM
JonnyBGoode: jaytkay: ScottMpls: wippit: ScottMpls: Verrai: JonnyBGoode: Verrai: Half Witt: Has anyone pointed out yet that subby mistook Anne Frank for Helen Thomas?

She was the greatest monarch England ever had, right?

That was Queen Victrola.

No, no, she was the ruler of Egypt who committed suicide using a snake.

Oh, yeah. She killed herself after stabbing Julia Caesar.

Yeah, but Julia Caesar didn't die. I hate Pretty Woman.

I think she was great opposite Richard Simmons in that movie.

I liked his music better than his acting, when he had a long tongue. Too bad Freddie Mercury died and they broke up.

I think you're thinking of Gene Kelly, and Freddie Mac.


Oh, yeah, Freddie Mac. I had the hots for Stevie Nicks when I was a kid.
 
2009-12-21 06:29:00 PM
jaytkay: JonnyBGoode: jaytkay: ScottMpls: wippit: ScottMpls: Verrai: JonnyBGoode: Verrai: Half Witt: Has anyone pointed out yet that subby mistook Anne Frank for Helen Thomas?

She was the greatest monarch England ever had, right?

That was Queen Victrola.

No, no, she was the ruler of Egypt who committed suicide using a snake.

Oh, yeah. She killed herself after stabbing Julia Caesar.

Yeah, but Julia Caesar didn't die. I hate Pretty Woman.

I think she was great opposite Richard Simmons in that movie.

I liked his music better than his acting, when he had a long tongue. Too bad Freddie Mercury died and they broke up.

I think you're thinking of Gene Kelly, and Freddie Mac.

Oh, yeah, Freddie Mac. I had the hots for Stevie Nicks when I was a kid.


The blind black singer? Sick, dude.
 
2009-12-21 06:29:26 PM
iamgoz: Please PLEASE tell me that the headline refers to an internet meme I'd not heard of yet and not that the submitter is a retard.

I only ever read these threads to watch people who don't get it complain about the people who do. :D
 
2009-12-21 06:30:23 PM
thelordofcheese: This Is Not A Test: thelordofcheese: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: I always confuse Albert Einstein and Super Dave Osborne, but maybe that's just me.

/way WAY too obscure?

Naw, he was on after the show about Bobby Sherman - the one with Howie Long.

Deal or No Deal?

No, Let's Make a Deal. Geez.


Albert Einstein = Albert Brooks
Bob Einstein = Super Dave Osbourne
They are brothers

And now you know......... the rest of the story.

/sideways threadjack over
 
2009-12-21 06:30:31 PM
jaytkay: JonnyBGoode: jaytkay: ScottMpls: wippit: ScottMpls: Verrai: JonnyBGoode: Verrai: Half Witt: Has anyone pointed out yet that subby mistook Anne Frank for Helen Thomas?

She was the greatest monarch England ever had, right?

That was Queen Victrola.

No, no, she was the ruler of Egypt who committed suicide using a snake.

Oh, yeah. She killed herself after stabbing Julia Caesar.

Yeah, but Julia Caesar didn't die. I hate Pretty Woman.

I think she was great opposite Richard Simmons in that movie.

I liked his music better than his acting, when he had a long tongue. Too bad Freddie Mercury died and they broke up.

I think you're thinking of Gene Kelly, and Freddie Mac.

Oh, yeah, Freddie Mac. I had the hots for Stevie Nicks when I was a kid.


Stevie Nicks did some great duets with Richard Petty
 
2009-12-21 06:30:41 PM
wippit: jaytkay: ScottMpls: wippit: ScottMpls: Verrai: JonnyBGoode: Verrai: Half Witt: Has anyone pointed out yet that subby mistook Anne Frank for Helen Thomas?

She was the greatest monarch England ever had, right?

That was Queen Victrola.

No, no, she was the ruler of Egypt who committed suicide using a snake.

Oh, yeah. She killed herself after stabbing Julia Caesar.

Yeah, but Julia Caesar didn't die. I hate Pretty Woman.

I think she was great opposite Richard Simmons in that movie.

I liked his music better than his acting, when he had a long tongue. Too bad Freddie Mercury died and they broke up.

But at least Freddy Mercury left a great legacy of outboard motors...


Naaah, you're thinking of Freddy Fender, who was known for making car parts...
 
2009-12-21 06:31:17 PM
wippit: jaytkay: ScottMpls: wippit: ScottMpls: Verrai: JonnyBGoode: Verrai: Half Witt: Has anyone pointed out yet that subby mistook Anne Frank for Helen Thomas?

She was the greatest monarch England ever had, right?

That was Queen Victrola.

No, no, she was the ruler of Egypt who committed suicide using a snake.

Oh, yeah. She killed herself after stabbing Julia Caesar.

Yeah, but Julia Caesar didn't die. I hate Pretty Woman.

I think she was great opposite Richard Simmons in that movie.

I liked his music better than his acting, when he had a long tongue. Too bad Freddie Mercury died and they broke up.

But at least Freddy Mercury left a great legacy of outboard motors...


And he invented that stuff in thermometers.
 
2009-12-21 06:31:50 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2009-12-21 06:31:52 PM
JonnyBGoode: jaytkay: ScottMpls: wippit: ScottMpls: Verrai: JonnyBGoode: Verrai: Half Witt: Has anyone pointed out yet that subby mistook Anne Frank for Helen Thomas?

She was the greatest monarch England ever had, right?

That was Queen Victrola.

No, no, she was the ruler of Egypt who committed suicide using a snake.

Oh, yeah. She killed herself after stabbing Julia Caesar.

Yeah, but Julia Caesar didn't die. I hate Pretty Woman.

I think she was great opposite Richard Simmons in that movie.

I liked his music better than his acting, when he had a long tongue. Too bad Freddie Mercury died and they broke up.

I think you're thinking of Gene Kelly, and Freddie Mac.


I think you might have confused Freddie Mac and Peter Sellers, the star of Pretty in Pink.
 
2009-12-21 06:32:45 PM
Quasar: jaytkay: JonnyBGoode: jaytkay: ScottMpls: wippit: ScottMpls: Verrai: JonnyBGoode: Verrai: Half Witt: Has anyone pointed out yet that subby mistook Anne Frank for Helen Thomas?

She was the greatest monarch England ever had, right?

That was Queen Victrola.

No, no, she was the ruler of Egypt who committed suicide using a snake.

Oh, yeah. She killed herself after stabbing Julia Caesar.

Yeah, but Julia Caesar didn't die. I hate Pretty Woman.

I think she was great opposite Richard Simmons in that movie.

I liked his music better than his acting, when he had a long tongue. Too bad Freddie Mercury died and they broke up.

I think you're thinking of Gene Kelly, and Freddie Mac.

Oh, yeah, Freddie Mac. I had the hots for Stevie Nicks when I was a kid.

The blind black singer? Sick, dude.


Freddie Mac? I'm sick of hearing about government bailouts!!!
 
2009-12-21 06:33:12 PM
Sooner01: "Shhh! Do you taste something?"

Approves:
www.xenafan.com
 
2009-12-21 06:33:23 PM
ScottMpls: wippit: jaytkay: ScottMpls: wippit: ScottMpls: Verrai: JonnyBGoode: Verrai: Half Witt: Has anyone pointed out yet that subby mistook Anne Frank for Helen Thomas?

She was the greatest monarch England ever had, right?

That was Queen Victrola.

No, no, she was the ruler of Egypt who committed suicide using a snake.

Oh, yeah. She killed herself after stabbing Julia Caesar.

Yeah, but Julia Caesar didn't die. I hate Pretty Woman.

I think she was great opposite Richard Simmons in that movie.

I liked his music better than his acting, when he had a long tongue. Too bad Freddie Mercury died and they broke up.

But at least Freddy Mercury left a great legacy of outboard motors...

And he invented that stuff in thermometers.


No, that was Phil Silvers.
 
2009-12-21 06:35:04 PM
Half Witt: JonnyBGoode: jaytkay: ScottMpls: wippit: ScottMpls: Verrai: JonnyBGoode: Verrai: Half Witt: Has anyone pointed out yet that subby mistook Anne Frank for Helen Thomas?

She was the greatest monarch England ever had, right?

That was Queen Victrola.

No, no, she was the ruler of Egypt who committed suicide using a snake.

Oh, yeah. She killed herself after stabbing Julia Caesar.

Yeah, but Julia Caesar didn't die. I hate Pretty Woman.

I think she was great opposite Richard Simmons in that movie.

I liked his music better than his acting, when he had a long tongue. Too bad Freddie Mercury died and they broke up.

I think you're thinking of Gene Kelly, and Freddie Mac.

I think you might have confused Freddie Mac and Peter Sellers, the star of Pretty in Pink.


Loved that movie. Howard Hughes was a great director.
 
2009-12-21 06:35:39 PM
jimi32: The English Major: oldebayer: iamgoz: Please PLEASE tell me that the headline refers to an internet meme I'd not heard of yet and not that the submitter is a retard.

Yes, it's a meme -- and I am embarrassed to admit that I chuckled this time, for the first time.

But that does not negate the fact that submitter is, indeed, a retard.

I love you too.

Wow! No typos in your headline!


Exactly what I was thinking!

(Sorry, The English Major)
 
2009-12-21 06:36:04 PM
vudukungfu: Quasar: jaytkay: JonnyBGoode: jaytkay: ScottMpls: wippit: ScottMpls: Verrai: JonnyBGoode: Verrai: Half Witt: Has anyone pointed out yet that subby mistook Anne Frank for Helen Thomas?

She was the greatest monarch England ever had, right?

That was Queen Victrola.

No, no, she was the ruler of Egypt who committed suicide using a snake.

Oh, yeah. She killed herself after stabbing Julia Caesar.

Yeah, but Julia Caesar didn't die. I hate Pretty Woman.

I think she was great opposite Richard Simmons in that movie.

I liked his music better than his acting, when he had a long tongue. Too bad Freddie Mercury died and they broke up.

I think you're thinking of Gene Kelly, and Freddie Mac.

Oh, yeah, Freddie Mac. I had the hots for Stevie Nicks when I was a kid.

The blind black singer? Sick, dude.

Freddie Mac? I'm sick of hearing about government bailouts!!!


"Bobby Bolivia, just like the country, except without the runs."
 
2009-12-21 06:36:27 PM
vudukungfu: Quasar: jaytkay: JonnyBGoode: jaytkay: ScottMpls: wippit: ScottMpls: Verrai: JonnyBGoode: Verrai: Half Witt: Has anyone pointed out yet that subby mistook Anne Frank for Helen Thomas?

She was the greatest monarch England ever had, right?

That was Queen Victrola.

No, no, she was the ruler of Egypt who committed suicide using a snake.

Oh, yeah. She killed herself after stabbing Julia Caesar.

Yeah, but Julia Caesar didn't die. I hate Pretty Woman.

I think she was great opposite Richard Simmons in that movie.

I liked his music better than his acting, when he had a long tongue. Too bad Freddie Mercury died and they broke up.

I think you're thinking of Gene Kelly, and Freddie Mac.

Oh, yeah, Freddie Mac. I had the hots for Stevie Nicks when I was a kid.

The blind black singer? Sick, dude.

Freddie Mac? I'm sick of hearing about government bailouts!!!


He was great in Ocean's Eleven, though. I guess the government bailout wasn't enough to save him last year.
 
2009-12-21 06:37:52 PM
Mr.Hawk: Half Witt: JonnyBGoode: jaytkay: ScottMpls: wippit: ScottMpls: Verrai: JonnyBGoode: Verrai: Half Witt: Has anyone pointed out yet that subby mistook Anne Frank for Helen Thomas?

She was the greatest monarch England ever had, right?

That was Queen Victrola.

No, no, she was the ruler of Egypt who committed suicide using a snake.

Oh, yeah. She killed herself after stabbing Julia Caesar.

Yeah, but Julia Caesar didn't die. I hate Pretty Woman.

I think she was great opposite Richard Simmons in that movie.

I liked his music better than his acting, when he had a long tongue. Too bad Freddie Mercury died and they broke up.

I think you're thinking of Gene Kelly, and Freddie Mac.

I think you might have confused Freddie Mac and Peter Sellers, the star of Pretty in Pink.

Loved that movie. Howard Hughes was a great director.


Howard Hughes is that British guy in all the shiatty romcoms. You are thinking Hugh Hefner.
 
2009-12-21 06:38:00 PM
Mr.Hawk: Half Witt: JonnyBGoode: jaytkay: ScottMpls: wippit: ScottMpls: Verrai: JonnyBGoode: Verrai: Half Witt: Has anyone pointed out yet that subby mistook Anne Frank for Helen Thomas?

She was the greatest monarch England ever had, right?

That was Queen Victrola.

No, no, she was the ruler of Egypt who committed suicide using a snake.

Oh, yeah. She killed herself after stabbing Julia Caesar.

Yeah, but Julia Caesar didn't die. I hate Pretty Woman.

I think she was great opposite Richard Simmons in that movie.

I liked his music better than his acting, when he had a long tongue. Too bad Freddie Mercury died and they broke up.

I think you're thinking of Gene Kelly, and Freddie Mac.

I think you might have confused Freddie Mac and Peter Sellers, the star of Pretty in Pink.

Loved that movie. Howard Hughes was a great director.


Little-known fact: before Gordon Lightfoot did the soundtrack for that, he also did the soundtrack for the seminal gay porn movie "The Rectum of Edmund fits Gerald"; only then he was known as "Bobby Dark".
 
2009-12-21 06:38:43 PM
Dirty Hot Linker: Water Anne. WATER!

Ch-ch-ch-Chia Ann!
www.yoosave.com
 
2009-12-21 06:46:02 PM
Anne Frank needed a drum set.
 
2009-12-21 06:47:02 PM
dead_dangler: Mr.Hawk: Half Witt: JonnyBGoode: jaytkay: ScottMpls: wippit: ScottMpls: Verrai: JonnyBGoode: Verrai: Half Witt:

Little-known fact: before Gordon Lightfoot did the soundtrack for that, he also did the soundtrack for the seminal gay porn movie "The Rectum of Edmund fits Gerald"; only then he was known as "Bobby Dark".


I laughed.
 
2009-12-21 06:47:54 PM
Wrong_Intentions: But wouldn't it be unbearably loud for themselves when they talk?

Way to read the article, chief.
 
2009-12-21 06:48:31 PM
Creeping Malaise: dead_dangler: Mr.Hawk: Half Witt: JonnyBGoode: jaytkay: ScottMpls: wippit: ScottMpls: Verrai: JonnyBGoode: Verrai: Half Witt:

Little-known fact: before Gordon Lightfoot did the soundtrack for that, he also did the soundtrack for the seminal gay porn movie "The Rectum of Edmund fits Gerald"; only then he was known as "Bobby Dark".

I laughed.

Still
laughing here. :D
 
2009-12-21 06:49:17 PM
hershmire: Wrong_Intentions: But wouldn't it be unbearably loud for themselves when they talk?

Way to read the article, chief.


Well obviously he couldn't see the article, because he was deaf.
 
2009-12-21 06:51:24 PM
Super Chronic: hershmire: Wrong_Intentions: But wouldn't it be unbearably loud for themselves when they talk?

Way to read the article, chief.

Well obviously he couldn't see the article, because he was deaf.


Just like Anne Frank.

Aaaaand we have come full circle.
 
2009-12-21 06:53:12 PM
dead_dangler: Mr.Hawk: Half Witt: JonnyBGoode: jaytkay: ScottMpls: wippit: ScottMpls: Verrai: JonnyBGoode: Verrai: Half Witt: Has anyone pointed out yet that subby mistook Anne Frank for Helen Thomas?

She was the greatest monarch England ever had, right?

That was Queen Victrola.

No, no, she was the ruler of Egypt who committed suicide using a snake.

Oh, yeah. She killed herself after stabbing Julia Caesar.

Yeah, but Julia Caesar didn't die. I hate Pretty Woman.

I think she was great opposite Richard Simmons in that movie.

I liked his music better than his acting, when he had a long tongue. Too bad Freddie Mercury died and they broke up.

I think you're thinking of Gene Kelly, and Freddie Mac.

I think you might have confused Freddie Mac and Peter Sellers, the star of Pretty in Pink.

Loved that movie. Howard Hughes was a great director.

Little-known fact: before Gordon Lightfoot did the soundtrack for that, he also did the soundtrack for the seminal gay porn movie "The Rectum of Edmund fits Gerald"; only then he was known as "Bobby Dark".


Didn't he also do those cooking shows on the Food Network?
 
2009-12-21 06:55:08 PM
Mr.Hawk: Super Chronic: hershmire: Wrong_Intentions: But wouldn't it be unbearably loud for themselves when they talk?

Way to read the article, chief.

Well obviously he couldn't see the article, because he was deaf.

Just like Anne Frank.

Aaaaand we have come full circle.


I loved her version of "Danny's Song" in the '80s.
 
2009-12-21 07:00:15 PM
Saracuda: Mr.Hawk: Super Chronic: hershmire: Wrong_Intentions: But wouldn't it be unbearably loud for themselves when they talk?

Way to read the article, chief.

Well obviously he couldn't see the article, because he was deaf.

Just like Anne Frank.

Aaaaand we have come full circle.

I loved her version of "Danny's Song" in the '80s.


Her rendition of Elvira was even better.
 
2009-12-21 07:06:24 PM
I always thought Hebrew National should have used the ad campaign "The Diary Of A Frank".
 
2009-12-21 07:14:16 PM
Deaf Europeans even more screwed.
 
2009-12-21 07:19:54 PM
dopirt: jaytkay: JonnyBGoode: jaytkay: ScottMpls: wippit: ScottMpls: Verrai: JonnyBGoode: Verrai: Half Witt: Has anyone pointed out yet that subby mistook Anne Frank for Helen Thomas?

She was the greatest monarch England ever had, right?

That was Queen Victrola.

No, no, she was the ruler of Egypt who committed suicide using a snake.

Oh, yeah. She killed herself after stabbing Julia Caesar.

Yeah, but Julia Caesar didn't die. I hate Pretty Woman.

I think she was great opposite Richard Simmons in that movie.

I liked his music better than his acting, when he had a long tongue. Too bad Freddie Mercury died and they broke up.

I think you're thinking of Gene Kelly, and Freddie Mac.

Oh, yeah, Freddie Mac. I had the hots for Stevie Nicks when I was a kid.

Stevie Nicks did some great duets with Richard Petty


Stevie Nicks is Dale Jr's mom? I had no idea.
 
2009-12-21 07:26:30 PM
JonnyBGoode:

"dead_dangler: Mr.Hawk: Half Witt: JonnyBGoode: jaytkay: ScottMpls: wippit: ScottMpls: Verrai: JonnyBGoode: Verrai: Half Witt: Has anyone pointed out yet that subby mistook Anne Frank for Helen Thomas?

She was the greatest monarch England ever had, right?

That was Queen Victrola.

No, no, she was the ruler of Egypt who committed suicide using a snake.

Oh, yeah. She killed herself after stabbing Julia Caesar.

Yeah, but Julia Caesar didn't die. I hate Pretty Woman.

I think she was great opposite Richard Simmons in that movie.

I liked his music better than his acting, when he had a long tongue. Too bad Freddie Mercury died and they broke up.

I think you're thinking of Gene Kelly, and Freddie Mac.

I think you might have confused Freddie Mac and Peter Sellers, the star of Pretty in Pink.

Loved that movie. Howard Hughes was a great director.

Little-known fact: before Gordon Lightfoot did the soundtrack for that, he also did the soundtrack for the seminal gay porn movie "The Rectum of Edmund fits Gerald"; only then he was known as "Bobby Dark".

Didn't he also do those cooking shows on the Food Network?"

No That was Gordon Elliot Ness. He was an alcoholic Cop. Played by Kevin James in the movie "Goodfellas"
 
2009-12-21 07:29:04 PM
SurfaceTension: iamgoz: Please PLEASE tell me that the headline refers to an internet meme I'd not heard of yet and not that the submitter is a retard.

These guys would like a word with you...


static.howstuffworks.com

I never saw that movie.

But I did see the trailer:

i676.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-21 07:40:07 PM
PeriRies: dopirt: jaytkay: JonnyBGoode: jaytkay: ScottMpls: wippit: ScottMpls: Verrai: JonnyBGoode: Verrai: Half Witt: Has anyone pointed out yet that subby mistook Anne Frank for Helen Thomas?

She was the greatest monarch England ever had, right?

That was Queen Victrola.

No, no, she was the ruler of Egypt who committed suicide using a snake.

Oh, yeah. She killed herself after stabbing Julia Caesar.

Yeah, but Julia Caesar didn't die. I hate Pretty Woman.

I think she was great opposite Richard Simmons in that movie.

I liked his music better than his acting, when he had a long tongue. Too bad Freddie Mercury died and they broke up.

I think you're thinking of Gene Kelly, and Freddie Mac.

Oh, yeah, Freddie Mac. I had the hots for Stevie Nicks when I was a kid.

Stevie Nicks did some great duets with Richard Petty

Stevie Nicks is Dale Jr's mom? I had no idea.


Sir, you are thinking of Brooke Astor
 
2009-12-21 07:40:15 PM
JonnyBGoode: Oh, yeah. She killed herself after stabbing Julia Caesar.

The cooking show lady?


She invented the Caesar Salad, didn't she? Way better than that Emilio Estevez guy.
 
2009-12-21 07:41:48 PM
That dog training guy had a salad named after him? Who knew?
 
2009-12-21 07:54:13 PM
If I remember right Beethoven used a stick that he held in his mouth that was pressed against the piano board so he could feel the vibrations of the music he was writing. So it seems an old Idea.
 
2009-12-21 08:17:26 PM
MadAzza: jimi32: The English Major: oldebayer: iamgoz: Please PLEASE tell me that the headline refers to an internet meme I'd not heard of yet and not that the submitter is a retard.

Yes, it's a meme -- and I am embarrassed to admit that I chuckled this time, for the first time.

But that does not negate the fact that submitter is, indeed, a retard.

I love you too.

Wow! No typos in your headline!

Exactly what I was thinking!

(Sorry, The English Major)


Whew. You never know with me.
 
2009-12-21 08:24:41 PM
Half Witt: Saracuda: Mr.Hawk: Super Chronic: hershmire: Wrong_Intentions: But wouldn't it be unbearably loud for themselves when they talk?

Way to read the article, chief.

Well obviously he couldn't see the article, because he was deaf.

Just like Anne Frank.

Aaaaand we have come full circle.

I loved her version of "Danny's Song" in the '80s.

Her rendition of Elvira was even better.


That TV show she had with all her sisters named Charlene was good, too.
 
2009-12-21 08:33:16 PM
Saracuda: Half Witt: Saracuda: Mr.Hawk: Super Chronic: hershmire: Wrong_Intentions: But wouldn't it be unbearably loud for themselves when they talk?

Way to read the article, chief.

Well obviously he couldn't see the article, because he was deaf.

Just like Anne Frank.

Aaaaand we have come full circle.

I loved her version of "Danny's Song" in the '80s.

Her rendition of Elvira was even better.

That TV show she had with all her sisters named Charlene was good, too.


My favorite Charlene song was I've Never Been To Spain
 
2009-12-21 08:37:52 PM
oldebayer: iamgoz: Please PLEASE tell me that the headline refers to an internet meme I'd not heard of yet and not that the submitter is a retard.

Yes, it's a meme -- and I am embarrassed to admit that I chuckled this time, for the first time.

But that does not negate the fact that submitter is, indeed, a retard.


well played. your comment was much better and funnier than subby's headline.
 
2009-12-21 08:42:12 PM
This could be an encouraging step forward, but it doesn't provide much hope for hearing-impaired people in places like West Virginia, or Alabama.
 
2009-12-21 08:44:33 PM
jso2897: This could be an encouraging step forward, but it doesn't provide much hope for hearing-impaired people in places like West Virginia, or Alabama.

The people in Alabama can't be hearing impaired. They all played and sang in tune and sold millions of records.
 
2009-12-21 08:52:14 PM
THE best scene from that movie, featuring a very hot Rosario Dawson:

Link (new window)
 
2009-12-21 08:57:16 PM
This is why I love Fark!
 
2009-12-21 09:00:11 PM
a lion in a sidecar: jso2897: This could be an encouraging step forward, but it doesn't provide much hope for hearing-impaired people in places like West Virginia, or Alabama.

The people in Alabama can't be hearing impaired. They all played and sang in tune and sold millions of records.


I really loved the "Third Stage" album.
 
2009-12-21 09:04:25 PM
willabr: If I remember right Beethoven used a stick that he held in his mouth that was pressed against the piano board so he could feel the vibrations of the music he was writing. So it seems an old Idea.

You're thinking of Stephen Hawking and he couldn't play the piano to save his life.
 
2009-12-21 09:04:25 PM
willabr: If I remember right Beethoven used a stick that he held in his mouth that was pressed against the piano board so he could feel the vibrations of the music he was writing. So it seems an old Idea.

Yep. It's also an old fact, since it mentions it in the article you clearly did not read. :)
 
2009-12-21 09:23:17 PM
cryinoutloud: If Anne could have heard all the noise she was making up there in the attic, they wouldn't have been found. Very sad.

She was fine until they gave her a drum set for her birthday.
 
2009-12-21 09:25:29 PM
JonnyBGoode: a lion in a sidecar: jso2897: This could be an encouraging step forward, but it doesn't provide much hope for hearing-impaired people in places like West Virginia, or Alabama.

The people in Alabama can't be hearing impaired. They all played and sang in tune and sold millions of records.

I really loved the "Third Stage" album.


Charlene Live On Stage From Spain was the best, though.
 
2009-12-21 09:51:15 PM
SushiJoe: In other news, Helen Keller is still the leading hide n' go seek specialist.

And if this bionic enhancement had been available to her, she could have sensed her pursuers even sooner!

/too tired to read the whole thread to see if this had been mentioned already.
//Good reading for the holiday weekend, this thread will be
 
2009-12-21 09:58:02 PM
iamgoz: Please PLEASE tell me that the headline refers to an internet meme I'd not heard of yet and not that the submitter is a retard.

Go out and rent Clerks II. NOW.
 
2009-12-21 09:59:34 PM
ScottMpls: Half Witt: Has anyone pointed out yet that subby mistook Anne Frank for Helen Thomas?

Which one was the pron star, again?


static.funnyjunk.com
 
2009-12-21 10:28:54 PM
farm4.static.flickr.com

Approves
 
2009-12-21 10:30:11 PM
Indeed.
 
2009-12-21 10:35:51 PM
a lion in a sidecar: jso2897: This could be an encouraging step forward, but it doesn't provide much hope for hearing-impaired people in places like West Virginia, or Alabama.

The people in Alabama can't be hearing impaired. They all played and sang in tune and sold millions of records.


No, you're thinking of those three ladies who sang "Stayin' Alive" and "How Deep Is Your Love..."
 
2009-12-21 10:50:24 PM
RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: thelordofcheese: This Is Not A Test: thelordofcheese: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: I always confuse Albert Einstein and Super Dave Osborne, but maybe that's just me.

/way WAY too obscure?

Naw, he was on after the show about Bobby Sherman - the one with Howie Long.

Deal or No Deal?

No, Let's Make a Deal. Geez.

Albert Einstein = Albert Brooks
Bob Einstein = Super Dave Osbourne
They are brothers

And now you know......... the rest of the story.


I loved listening to Steve Garvey's radio show.
 
2009-12-21 10:52:13 PM
Candygram4Mongo: a lion in a sidecar: jso2897: This could be an encouraging step forward, but it doesn't provide much hope for hearing-impaired people in places like West Virginia, or Alabama.

The people in Alabama can't be hearing impaired. They all played and sang in tune and sold millions of records.

No, you're thinking of those three ladies who sang "Stayin' Alive" and "How Deep Is Your Love..."


The Bee 52s? I loved that group! They were the bomb!
 
2009-12-21 11:00:18 PM
TheShavingofOccam123: Oral

Uh, I believe we'll be calling it aural sex in the future.
 
2009-12-21 11:01:52 PM
Dupa: TheShavingofOccam123: Oral

Uh, I believe we'll be calling it aural sex in the future.


Saweet. Aural is awesome!

TY.
 
2009-12-21 11:18:05 PM
I love this meme more than this guy loves fish.

i242.photobucket.com

Bravo, subby.
 
2009-12-21 11:20:05 PM
Dupa: TheShavingofOccam123: Oral
Uh, I believe we'll be calling it aural sex in the future.


Stop that. Too soon. He just died last week.
 
2009-12-21 11:22:51 PM
Saulsa: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: thelordofcheese: This Is Not A Test: thelordofcheese: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: I always confuse Albert Einstein and Super Dave Osborne, but maybe that's just me.

/way WAY too obscure?

Naw, he was on after the show about Bobby Sherman - the one with Howie Long.

Deal or No Deal?

No, Let's Make a Deal. Geez.

Albert Einstein = Albert Brooks
Bob Einstein = Super Dave Osbourne
They are brothers

And now you know......... the rest of the story.

I loved listening to Steve Garvey's radio show.


That guy can do it all. He was pretty funny in that Spike Jonze move Kings of Comedy.
 
2009-12-21 11:38:06 PM
jaytkay: Saulsa: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: thelordofcheese: This Is Not A Test: thelordofcheese: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: I always confuse Albert Einstein and Super Dave Osborne, but maybe that's just me.

/way WAY too obscure?

Naw, he was on after the show about Bobby Sherman - the one with Howie Long.

Deal or No Deal?

No, Let's Make a Deal. Geez.

Albert Einstein = Albert Brooks
Bob Einstein = Super Dave Osbourne
They are brothers

And now you know......... the rest of the story.

I loved listening to Steve Garvey's radio show.

That guy can do it all. He was pretty funny in that Spike Jonze move Kings of Comedy.


Damn, I'm getting old. I thought it was... Paul Hogan... g'day.
 
2009-12-21 11:46:05 PM
RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: jaytkay: Saulsa: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: thelordofcheese: This Is Not A Test: thelordofcheese: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: I always confuse Albert Einstein and Super Dave Osborne, but maybe that's just me.

/way WAY too obscure?

Naw, he was on after the show about Bobby Sherman - the one with Howie Long.

Deal or No Deal?

No, Let's Make a Deal. Geez.

Albert Einstein = Albert Brooks
Bob Einstein = Super Dave Osbourne
They are brothers

And now you know......... the rest of the story.

I loved listening to Steve Garvey's radio show.

That guy can do it all. He was pretty funny in that Spike Jonze move Kings of Comedy.

Damn, I'm getting old. I thought it was... Paul Hogan... g'day.


No, no, no... Paul Hogan's that famous wrestler that went on to have his own reality show.
 
2009-12-21 11:48:16 PM
iamgoz: Please PLEASE tell me that the headline refers to an internet meme I'd not heard of yet and not that the submitter is a retard.

You've gotta be as blind as Anne farking Frank not to get this headline
 
2009-12-21 11:53:50 PM
i294.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-22 12:04:35 AM
JonnyBGoode:
No, no, no... Paul Hogan's that famous wrestler that went on to have his own reality show.


I was impressed Hogan was able to go on to be Governor of Minnesota after wrestling. Too bad he had that mistress in South America.
 
2009-12-22 12:17:15 AM
MoonPirate: JonnyBGoode:
No, no, no... Paul Hogan's that famous wrestler that went on to have his own reality show.

I was impressed Hogan was able to go on to be Governor of Minnesota after wrestling. Too bad he had that mistress in South America.


They made a play about her, the South American. A musical. Cindy Lauper starred in the movie and Antonio Banderas played her husband, Ricky Ricardo.
 
2009-12-22 12:25:35 AM
JonnyBGoode: a lion in a sidecar: jso2897: This could be an encouraging step forward, but it doesn't provide much hope for hearing-impaired people in places like West Virginia, or Alabama.

The people in Alabama can't be hearing impaired. They all played and sang in tune and sold millions of records.

I really loved the "Third Stage" album.


Yeah, but it was ruined for me when Kid Rock took their song and mashed it up with "An American Werewolf in Paris".
 
2009-12-22 12:52:16 AM
Majorly deaf here, and getting a kick outta these replies...

/...and I like this idea of hearing from my teeth...
//...why not, I already speak from my rear...
 
2009-12-22 01:13:14 AM
ScottMpls: Half Witt: Has anyone pointed out yet that subby mistook Anne Frank for Helen Thomas?

Which one was the pron star, again?


Neither. I think Amelia Earhart was the porn star.
 
2009-12-22 02:37:12 AM
Ugg...I've had hangovers like that.
 
2009-12-22 04:58:07 AM
cryinoutloud: If Anne could have heard all the noise she was making up there in the attic, they wouldn't have been found. Very sad.

Link
 
2009-12-22 07:07:41 AM
i181.photobucket.com

SPEAK UP, I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
 
2009-12-22 07:19:21 AM
willabr: If I remember right Beethoven used a stick that he held in his mouth that was pressed against the piano board so he could feel the vibrations of the music he was writing. So it seems an old Idea.

What a smart Dog.
 
2009-12-22 07:26:45 AM
jaytkay: They made a play about her, the South American. A musical. Cindy Lauper starred in the movie and Antonio Banderas played her husband, Ricky Ricardo.

Don't be silly. You're thinking of the Ecuadorean / Israeli actor Ricardo Mandelbaum, who played the wish-granting optometrist on "Fantasy Eye Land."
 
2009-12-22 10:42:46 AM
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"Your penis says 'ouch'. "
 
2009-12-22 03:39:01 PM
www.rightcelebrity.com
 
2009-12-22 11:03:40 PM
Tooth Tunes, anyone?
 
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