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(Sports by Brooks) NewsFlash Report: Motorcade (2 cop cars, 8 police motorcycles) arrive at Tiger Woods estate "to escort Elin out"   (sportsbybrooks.com) divider line 493
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2009-12-21 01:24:17 PM  
Your tax dollars at work...
 
2009-12-21 01:24:22 PM  
Well, that's nice.
Hopefully she takes him for all he's worth.
 
2009-12-21 01:24:22 PM  
Boobies
 
2009-12-21 01:24:29 PM  
Dead or alive?
 
2009-12-21 01:24:31 PM  
Who the fark CARES?
 
2009-12-21 01:24:56 PM  
Mike_LowELL: Dead or alive?

LOL
 
2009-12-21 01:25:05 PM  
Mehflash
 
2009-12-21 01:25:06 PM  
Time to take her out of the Tiger's Den....
 
2009-12-21 01:25:07 PM  
lohphat: Who the fark CARES?farking this.
 
2009-12-21 01:25:09 PM  
Who's Tiger Woods?
 
2009-12-21 01:25:11 PM  
lohphat: Who the fark CARES?

Over in 5.
 
2009-12-21 01:25:21 PM  
omg seriously WHO CARES

Jesus, I'm sick of this Tiger Woods crap.
 
2009-12-21 01:25:28 PM  
T-Luv: Your tax dollars at work...

FTW!!!!
 
2009-12-21 01:25:41 PM  
lohphat: Who the fark CARES?

THIS.
 
2009-12-21 01:25:43 PM  
I read "monitoring" as "motoring"

Motoring
What's your price for flight
You've got him in your sight
And driving thru the night
Motoring
What's your price for flight
In finding mister right
You'll be alright tonight
 
2009-12-21 01:25:46 PM  
F*cked
 
2009-12-21 01:25:48 PM  
who?
 
2009-12-21 01:25:50 PM  
T-Luv: Your tax dollars at work...

THIS!

hope they send the bill to Tiger.
 
2009-12-21 01:25:52 PM  
I thought she was already gone.
 
2009-12-21 01:26:01 PM  
5 Wood in rectum x-ray in 3...2..1..
 
2009-12-21 01:26:03 PM  
lohphat: Who the fark CARES?

Fourthed.
 
2009-12-21 01:26:09 PM  
In other news, now is a good time to rob that 7-11 you were eyeing earlier.
 
2009-12-21 01:26:11 PM  
She was still there?
 
2009-12-21 01:26:14 PM  
lohphat: Who the fark CARES?

agreed.
 
2009-12-21 01:26:16 PM  
The English Major: Well, that's nice.
Hopefully she takes him for all he's worth.


Why, cus she was abusive?
 
2009-12-21 01:26:16 PM  
Who cares, again?
 
2009-12-21 01:26:31 PM  
Please stop this crap. Put it on the entertainment tab to rot.
 
2009-12-21 01:26:31 PM  
This is not worthy of a newsflash.
 
2009-12-21 01:26:47 PM  
Who cares? Western world media consumers evidently. Otherwise, it wouldn't be insta-green on an international discussion forum.
 
2009-12-21 01:26:49 PM  
lohphat: Who the fark CARES?

Blind_Io: lohphat: Who the fark CARES?farking this.

MemeSlave: lohphat: Who the fark CARES?

Over in 5.


Drakin020: omg seriously WHO CARES

Jesus, I'm sick of this Tiger Woods crap.


Apparently, you all do - I mean, you clicked the thread link.
 
2009-12-21 01:26:50 PM  
All he needs now are one pair of leather gloves that are too small, a large knife, couple of thousand cash, and a ticket out of the country. Oh yes, and a white explorer.
 
2009-12-21 01:27:02 PM  
Q: What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?

A: Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards.
 
2009-12-21 01:27:03 PM  
I hope there are lots of witnesses. Otherwise they'll shoot her and plant a 9-iron in her hand.
 
2009-12-21 01:27:10 PM  
Are they arguing over the china?
 
2009-12-21 01:27:10 PM  
Was she found in the shower covered in her own vomit?
 
2009-12-21 01:27:12 PM  
I'd escort it.
 
2009-12-21 01:27:13 PM  
I care :(
 
2009-12-21 01:27:32 PM  
This is only news because the news outlets are telling you it is news. THIS IS NOT NEWS.
 
2009-12-21 01:27:40 PM  
img0.fark.net+ img1.fark.net= Instagreen!
 
2009-12-21 01:27:46 PM  
Report: 3 limos and a stretch Hummer being escorted in. All full of whores. The party is about to begin.
 
2009-12-21 01:28:18 PM  
INeedAName: The English Major: Well, that's nice.
Hopefully she takes him for all he's worth.

Why, cus she was abusive?


No. So we can stop hearing about both of them for awhile.
 
2009-12-21 01:28:24 PM  
Doesn't he know a $4 million diamond ring would have fixed all this?
 
2009-12-21 01:28:35 PM  
If he's not there, why are the police needed for anything?
 
2009-12-21 01:28:51 PM  
Holy shiat! Wow! I'm going to take the rest of the day off so I can drive over there and check it all out firsthand. This is pretty big.
 
2009-12-21 01:28:52 PM  
Nuttier than squirrel turds: T-Luv: Your tax dollars at work...

THIS!

hope they send the bill to Tiger.


He probably paid for and arranged it in advance.
 
2009-12-21 01:28:54 PM  
Sports by Brooks must have paid Drew a little something extra this month.
 
2009-12-21 01:28:54 PM  
Joey JoJo Junior Shabadoo: lohphat: Who the fark CARES?

Fourthed.


Can I take the fifth then?
 
2009-12-21 01:29:22 PM  
I came here to downvote and read amusing comments from the majority who agree with me that this isn't newsflashworthy.

Leaving moderately satisfied, if still irritated at subby.
 
2009-12-21 01:29:23 PM  
So I guess rich people do use more tax payer money than poor people...
 
2009-12-21 01:29:26 PM  
ho ho ho...merry christmas!
 
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