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(Sports by Brooks) NewsFlash Report: Motorcade (2 cop cars, 8 police motorcycles) arrive at Tiger Woods estate "to escort Elin out"   (sportsbybrooks.com) divider line 487
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T-Luv
2009-12-21 01:24:17 PM
Your tax dollars at work...
 
The English Major [TotalFark]
2009-12-21 01:24:22 PM
Well, that's nice.
Hopefully she takes him for all he's worth.
 
Majin_Buu
2009-12-21 01:24:22 PM
Boobies
 
Mike_LowELL [TotalFark]
2009-12-21 01:24:29 PM
Dead or alive?
 
lohphat [TotalFark]
2009-12-21 01:24:31 PM
Who the fark CARES?
 
Biggs [TotalFark]
2009-12-21 01:24:56 PM
Mike_LowELL: Dead or alive?

LOL
 
urger
2009-12-21 01:25:05 PM
Mehflash
 
They_no_kill_BakBak
2009-12-21 01:25:06 PM
Time to take her out of the Tiger's Den....
 
Blind_Io
2009-12-21 01:25:07 PM
lohphat: Who the fark CARES?farking this.
 
Shakespeare's Monkey [TotalFark]
2009-12-21 01:25:09 PM
Who's Tiger Woods?
 
MemeSlave
2009-12-21 01:25:11 PM
lohphat: Who the fark CARES?

Over in 5.
 
Drakin020
2009-12-21 01:25:21 PM
omg seriously WHO CARES

Jesus, I'm sick of this Tiger Woods crap.
 
X-boxershorts
2009-12-21 01:25:28 PM
T-Luv: Your tax dollars at work...

FTW!!!!
 
stuhayes2010
2009-12-21 01:25:41 PM
lohphat: Who the fark CARES?

THIS.
 
RidersOfLohan
2009-12-21 01:25:43 PM
I read "monitoring" as "motoring"

Motoring
What's your price for flight
You've got him in your sight
And driving thru the night
Motoring
What's your price for flight
In finding mister right
You'll be alright tonight
 
acaciaavenue
2009-12-21 01:25:46 PM
F*cked
 
Nuttier than squirrel turds
2009-12-21 01:25:50 PM
T-Luv: Your tax dollars at work...

THIS!

hope they send the bill to Tiger.
 
browneye [TotalFark]
2009-12-21 01:25:52 PM
I thought she was already gone.
 
WTF Indeed [TotalFark]
2009-12-21 01:26:01 PM
5 Wood in rectum x-ray in 3...2..1..
 
Joey JoJo Junior Shabadoo
2009-12-21 01:26:03 PM
lohphat: Who the fark CARES?

Fourthed.
 
Quasar [TotalFark]
2009-12-21 01:26:09 PM
In other news, now is a good time to rob that 7-11 you were eyeing earlier.
 
Teela
2009-12-21 01:26:11 PM
She was still there?
 
littlett's [TotalFark]
2009-12-21 01:26:14 PM
lohphat: Who the fark CARES?

agreed.
 
INeedAName
2009-12-21 01:26:16 PM
The English Major: Well, that's nice.
Hopefully she takes him for all he's worth.

Why, cus she was abusive?
 
Kraln
2009-12-21 01:26:16 PM
Who cares, again?
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2009-12-21 01:26:31 PM
Please stop this crap. Put it on the entertainment tab to rot.
 
Glendale
2009-12-21 01:26:31 PM
This is not worthy of a newsflash.
 
Bob_Laublaw
2009-12-21 01:26:47 PM
Who cares? Western world media consumers evidently. Otherwise, it wouldn't be insta-green on an international discussion forum.
 
This
2009-12-21 01:26:49 PM
lohphat: Who the fark CARES?

Blind_Io: lohphat: Who the fark CARES?farking this.

MemeSlave: lohphat: Who the fark CARES?

Over in 5.

Drakin020: omg seriously WHO CARES

Jesus, I'm sick of this Tiger Woods crap.

Apparently, you all do - I mean, you clicked the thread link.
 
Bit'O'Gristle
2009-12-21 01:26:50 PM
All he needs now are one pair of leather gloves that are too small, a large knife, couple of thousand cash, and a ticket out of the country. Oh yes, and a white explorer.
 
Sin_City_Superhero [TotalFark]
2009-12-21 01:27:02 PM
Q: What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?

A: Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards.
 
oldebayer
2009-12-21 01:27:03 PM
I hope there are lots of witnesses. Otherwise they'll shoot her and plant a 9-iron in her hand.
 
Another Government Employee
2009-12-21 01:27:10 PM
Are they arguing over the china?
 
PowerSlacker
2009-12-21 01:27:12 PM
I'd escort it.
 
The All-Powerful Atheismo
2009-12-21 01:27:13 PM
I care :(
 
bishop6042 [TotalFark]
2009-12-21 01:27:32 PM
This is only news because the news outlets are telling you it is news. THIS IS NOT NEWS.
 
mjoven1975
2009-12-21 01:27:40 PM
img0.fark.net+ img1.fark.net= Instagreen!
 
offacue
2009-12-21 01:27:46 PM
Report: 3 limos and a stretch Hummer being escorted in. All full of whores. The party is about to begin.
 
The English Major [TotalFark]
2009-12-21 01:28:18 PM
INeedAName: The English Major: Well, that's nice.
Hopefully she takes him for all he's worth.

Why, cus she was abusive?

No. So we can stop hearing about both of them for awhile.
 
RidersOfLohan
2009-12-21 01:28:24 PM
Doesn't he know a $4 million diamond ring would have fixed all this?
 
cryinoutloud
2009-12-21 01:28:35 PM
If he's not there, why are the police needed for anything?
 
sxacho
2009-12-21 01:28:51 PM
Holy shiat! Wow! I'm going to take the rest of the day off so I can drive over there and check it all out firsthand. This is pretty big.
 
Biggs [TotalFark]
2009-12-21 01:28:52 PM
Nuttier than squirrel turds: T-Luv: Your tax dollars at work...

THIS!

hope they send the bill to Tiger.

He probably paid for and arranged it in advance.
 
Third In Line [TotalFark]
2009-12-21 01:28:54 PM
Joey JoJo Junior Shabadoo: lohphat: Who the fark CARES?

Fourthed.

Can I take the fifth then?
 
daychilde
2009-12-21 01:29:22 PM
I came here to downvote and read amusing comments from the majority who agree with me that this isn't newsflashworthy.

Leaving moderately satisfied, if still irritated at subby.
 
Headso
2009-12-21 01:29:23 PM
So I guess rich people do use more tax payer money than poor people...
 
fruitloop
2009-12-21 01:29:26 PM
ho ho ho...merry christmas!
 
Zombie Hitler
2009-12-21 01:29:41 PM
A f*cking motorcade?

F*ck off.
 
DarnoKonrad
2009-12-21 01:29:47 PM
Fark a beautiful blond, play golf, and be filthy rich.


What the fark is so hard about that?
 
bwesb
2009-12-21 01:29:48 PM
At least it'll be a white Christmas for the Woods children.

For ordinary cheating stiffs the lame-ass excuse is "it takes two to tango" but how is Woods going to excuse that skank-ho conga line that he's got going? What are we up to now, 15? 20?
 
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