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(Jezebel) Silly Demi Moore gets the lawyers involved in threatening a web site that merely pointed out that the actress's missing left hip on a magazine cover was a Photoshop victim   (jezebel.com) divider line 48
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2009-12-21 01:36:43 PM
Streisand effect...
 
2009-12-21 02:04:06 PM
Isn't this the one where her head was superimposed over the body of a model anyway?

Ah, found it.
 
2009-12-21 02:14:33 PM
SphericalTime: Isn't this the one where her head was superimposed over the body of a model anyway?

Ah, found it.


The legs look like a clear shop. If I weren't at work I'd overlay the pictures to show that the legs would line up perfectly. The collarbones, arm muscles and hands are completely different, as are the location/angle/size of the breasts... but waiste down those pics are near identical if not a little contrast-tweaked.
 
2009-12-21 02:25:43 PM
I can tell from some of the pixels and from having seen a few shops in my time.
 
2009-12-21 02:45:00 PM
SphericalTime: Isn't this the one where her head was superimposed over the body of a model anyway?

Ah, found it.


Yea, it is.
 
2009-12-21 04:33:55 PM
So when will we have Adobe add in a "Celebrity" filter?

Can we get that in like CS 5 or something?
 
2009-12-21 04:36:33 PM
There is some creepy kind of Auschwitz pro-ana going on in those pictures. I used to fap to Demi, but now, dear God..
 
2009-12-21 04:37:45 PM
""My client's hip, waist or legs were not altered, retouched, or photoshopped for the cover image.... False claims or insinuations that she secretly uses extraordinary artificial means to alter her appearance are extremely damaging. My client's reputation has been tarnished by false statements or implications that she desired or required that her appearance be digitally slenderized by altering the appearance of her hip for the magazine's cover, and that she lied to the public about it.""

Wow, is her publicity lawyer fresh off the bar or something? Can you lie when you tell someone to stop publishing lies? Everything is shoopdawoop'ed. Stuff that isn't looks like crap compared to the stuff that is.
 
2009-12-21 04:49:24 PM
what do you expect from someone farking this guy?

www.aolcdn.com
 
mhd
2009-12-21 04:50:37 PM
"Extraordinary artificial means"? Considering the Hollywood standard, what would that be? Shoulder mounted vaseline cannons that automatically target paparazzi cameras?
 
2009-12-21 04:50:39 PM
Miss-hip mishap?
 
2009-12-21 04:51:12 PM
i291.photobucket.com

/brand new
 
2009-12-21 05:14:15 PM
Treygreen13: /brand new

still lame.
 
2009-12-21 05:15:39 PM
A spokesman for W said that the magazine 'did not do anything unusual or out of the ordinary on Demi Moore for the photo on the cover of W. Demi is an extraordinarily beautiful woman and we feel our cover reflects that.'


at no point did they say that the photo was not retouched and that the photo was actually demi moore
(and not just her head glued on)

it is usual and ordinary to cut and paste head and to photoshop, check.
demi is a pretty woman, check.
the cover is pretty, check.

/weasels
 
2009-12-21 05:19:22 PM
If the picture is not 'shopped, then she either has a huge saddle-bag of fat on her thigh, or a giant chunk is missing from her hip. And she wants a lawyer to inform the world of her deformity?
 
2009-12-21 05:20:35 PM
Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here: Treygreen13: /brand new

still lame.


Have I told you lately that I love you?
 
2009-12-21 05:23:29 PM
blogs.dailyrecord.com
 
2009-12-21 05:28:54 PM
Wow, that Oprah one is awful. You can't put that noggin on that body. She looks like a Macy Day parade float.
 
2009-12-21 05:34:55 PM
what's next?
demi denies having boob job?
 
2009-12-21 05:41:53 PM
Moet & Chandon had a major photoshop fail in their print ad last month.

/the two page party scene with the champagne spray as the cork flies
 
2009-12-21 05:50:50 PM
ok, how about we talk about her pics where she bares her sasquatch bush?
 
2009-12-21 05:54:11 PM
If what the lawyers say is true then Demi just has a freakishly distorted pelvis. That's so much better. Way to go lawyers!
 
2009-12-21 05:58:44 PM
Can't be any worse than this photo (don't click the link unless you have mosquito netting and a machete).

NSFW (new window)
 
2009-12-21 06:01:13 PM
Black Lagoon: Can't be any worse than this photo

There's nothing wrong with that shot. That's what natural grown women look like. You should stop staring at little girls.
 
2009-12-21 06:06:21 PM
Why didn't they fix Demi's ugly skeletal clavicles ready to slice your bread?
 
2009-12-21 06:06:35 PM
Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here: Black Lagoon: Can't be any worse than this photo

There's nothing wrong with that shot. That's what natural grown women look like. You should stop staring at little girls.


Trimming is allowed/preferred
 
2009-12-21 06:10:26 PM
WhyteRaven74: Moet & Chandon had a major photoshop fail in their print ad last month.

/the two page party scene with the champagne spray as the cork flies


link?
 
2009-12-21 06:12:43 PM
satanorsanta: Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here: Black Lagoon: Can't be any worse than this photo

There's nothing wrong with that shot. That's what natural grown women look like. You should stop staring at little girls.

Trimming is allowed/preferred


that shot is from the 1980's though. Completely allowed.
 
2009-12-21 06:17:43 PM
Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here: There's nothing wrong with that shot.

Yes.

Yes there is.
 
2009-12-21 06:32:17 PM
Black Lagoon: Can't be any worse than this photo (don't click the link unless you have mosquito netting and a machete).

NSFW (new window)


ahh yes. Oui Magazine, January 1981.
good times, good times
 
2009-12-21 06:35:50 PM
Phil Herup: Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here: that shot is from the 1980's though. Completely allowed.



You'd be the authority on the 80's


you would think so.
 
2009-12-21 06:36:26 PM
Black Lagoon: Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here: There's nothing wrong with that shot.

Yes.

Yes there is.


you sound about 19, 20 years old. Right?
 
2009-12-21 06:42:40 PM
img.meijer.com



/hot, because nobody likes cold stew.
 
2009-12-21 06:53:27 PM
Black Lagoon: Can't be any worse than this photo (don't click the link unless you have mosquito netting and a machete).

NSFW (new window)


Is that real
 
2009-12-21 07:01:31 PM
Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here: There's nothing wrong with that shot.

Not if you're into hairy 70's porn.
 
2009-12-21 07:03:10 PM
drjekel_mrhyde: Is that real

Either that or it's the Death Star or merkins.
 
2009-12-21 07:47:58 PM
Black Lagoon: Can't be any worse than this photo (don't click the link unless you have mosquito netting and a machete).

NSFW (new window)


That is quite the bush there.
 
2009-12-21 08:04:31 PM
I love a Demi Moore thread where she's hairy and non-skeletal. 80s bush is bushy.

AppleOptionEsc: "My client's hip, waist or legs were not altered, retouched, or photoshopped for the cover image.... False claims or insinuations that she secretly uses extraordinary artificial means to alter her appearance are extremely damaging. My client's reputation has been tarnished by false statements or implications that she desired or required that her appearance be digitally slenderized by altering the appearance of her hip for the magazine's cover, and that she lied to the public about it."

Who is accusing her of altering her image? The person being photographed doesn't have anything to do with the photo editing - it's done later, I'd imagine by people who never even meet the celebs/models.

If anything, W or the photographer should be on the defensive, especially since they're likely the ones holding the rights to the image.
 
2009-12-21 08:04:56 PM
The model in the photo supposed to be the demi moore one has almost no common features.. its manifestly obvious it is NOT the same person. Totally different collar/shoulder structure, arms are all different, the only bit that even looks similiar is the left hip.
 
2009-12-21 08:55:51 PM
gaspode: The model in the photo supposed to be the demi moore one has almost no common features.. its manifestly obvious it is NOT the same person. Totally different collar/shoulder structure, arms are all different, the only bit that even looks similiar is the left hip.

Never missed an episode of Bones have you?
 
2009-12-21 10:00:54 PM
You all are hilarious. "OMG, people didn't do things the way we do them now years ago? I don't approve of this!"
 
2009-12-21 10:34:18 PM
Black Lagoon: Can't be any worse than this photo (don't click the link unless you have mosquito netting and a machete).

NSFW (new window)


Holy mother of God, get the winch. Curly went in feet first.
 
2009-12-21 11:13:02 PM
Black Lagoon: Can't be any worse than this photo (don't click the link unless you have mosquito netting and a machete).

NSFW (new window)


Oh my, I would love to get some of that caught between my teeth. Fullbush needs to come back.
 
2009-12-22 12:03:12 AM
Thanks for the Furburgers...
 
2009-12-22 01:33:57 AM
puckhead: Black Lagoon: Can't be any worse than this photo (don't click the link unless you have mosquito netting and a machete).

NSFW (new window)

ahh yes. Oui Magazine, January 1981.
good times, good times


Thank you, kind sir. Here is my gift to the thread, as per your recommendation.

NSFW 19yo Demi. (new window)
 
2009-12-22 04:26:17 AM
Msol: puckhead: Black Lagoon: Can't be any worse than this photo (don't click the link unless you have mosquito netting and a machete).

NSFW (new window)

ahh yes. Oui Magazine, January 1981.
good times, good times

Thank you, kind sir. Here is my gift to the thread, as per your recommendation.

NSFW 19yo Demi. (new window)


I think there's a vagina in there... somewhere.
 
2009-12-22 05:22:32 AM
Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here: Black Lagoon: Can't be any worse than this photo

There's nothing wrong with that shot. That's what natural grown women look like. You should stop staring at little girls.


So all of the women you've had contact with have had their vaginal lips airbrushed (shot is pre-Photoshop days) away into a black void?

The unedited version is a tad MORE graphic. I'm thinking Arby's...
 
2009-12-23 03:09:19 PM
it is really her, she has recently fallen and couldn't get up. or ashton broke her hip.
 
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