timujin: She had eleven roles?

Thread over.

I read this as Eleventy.

She'll always be Celeste on Kids Incorporated to me

/or Mary in Bongwater

and most of those 11 roles were in terrible movies. Poor thing.

They managed to drag up 11 movies and they forgot Spun?

Mickey Rourke will make you pay for this.

This sucks. Why can't it be some loser dropping dead? I wonder if she was a closet pillhead.

NannyStatePark: This sucks. Why can't it be some loser dropping dead? I wonder if she was a closet pillhead.

Eating disorder + coke habit = cardiac arrest.

Her role in The Prophecy II as Walken's unwilling sidekick is the only redeeming feature of the whole movie

Honoring the dead with a slide show is like digging up the corpse and farking and pissing on it.

Joke's on you, Subby. I saw this list up last night. It was even 6 hours.

I'm surprised it took them this long to make the list.

My personal favorite (new window)

Eleventy celebration... was she on the sponge?
/aisle seat

unicron702: Honoring the dead with a slide show is like digging up the corpse and farking and pissing on it.

which, oddly enough, is the plot for her new movie!

I liked her acting. Bummer.

Tai: Why should I listen to you, anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive.
Cher: That was way harsh, Tai.

IXI Jim IXI: unicron702: Honoring the dead with a slide show is like digging up the corpse and farking and pissing on it.

which, oddly enough, is the plot for her new movie!

She's also in the works to star in PSA about not doing coke.

I had a hell of a time recalling 1 role, let alone eleventysomething.

timujin: She had eleven roles?

Done

Her best role shoulda been tonguing my balls.

nothingyet: Her best role shoulda been tonguing my balls.

If you had caught her between paychecks and had an 8-ball on you, you probably could have hooked that very thing up.

Rapmaster2000: they forgot Spun?

This. Great flick.

Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here: Spun

entire film on youtube in HD:

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HawgWild: unicron702: IXI Jim IXI: unicron702: Honoring the dead with a slide show is like digging up the corpse and farking and pissing on it.

which, oddly enough, is the plot for her new movie!

She's also in the works to star in PSA about not doing coke.

Well, she isn't using coke now ...

Rapmaster2000: NannyStatePark: This sucks. Why can't it be some loser dropping dead? I wonder if she was a closet pillhead.

Eating disorder + coke habit = cardiac arrest.

Hey moron - maybe you should refrain from pissing all over a dead person until you have something to back your accusations up.

People pulled this crap with Heath Ledger's death too. A half dozen threads of Farkers claiming that they knew it was suicide/heroin/cocaine/whatever.

When the autopsy showed that he was essentially overprescribed sleeping pills, there were a handful of retards who even claimed it was a coverup and conspiracy.

WFern: Rapmaster2000: NannyStatePark: This sucks. Why can't it be some loser dropping dead? I wonder if she was a closet pillhead.

Eating disorder + coke habit = cardiac arrest.

Hey moron - maybe you should refrain from pissing all over a dead person until you have something to back your accusations up.

People pulled this crap with Heath Ledger's death too. A half dozen threads of Farkers claiming that they knew it was suicide/heroin/cocaine/whatever.

When the autopsy showed that he was essentially overprescribed sleeping pills, there were a handful of retards who even claimed it was a coverup and conspiracy.

Wasn't his death caused by him accidentally overdosing on painkillers/other pills?

Desquamation: Wasn't his death caused by him accidentally overdosing on painkillers/other pills?

That was my point. They were prescribed, it was accidental, and he wasn't a junkie, but people claimed to "know" he was a suicidal cokehead before the guy's body was even cold.

It didn't pan out and it seems the morons have yet to learn their lesson on jumping to conclusions. (Eating disorder? WTF?)

I hate to say it, but my first thought was "All right, finally a celebrity that I wasn't a fan of!" Too many people I like have died.

RIP Dan O'Bannon.

Phil Herup: The cause of Heath Ledger's death was a "Drug-Drug interaction", different than an overdose.

Tha too, which I neglected to address.

Clueless, 8 mile, Luanne, and the chick who said 'I'll never tell' in that one movie I never saw.

...dammit, I suck at these.

So much for her doing porn...

WFern: Rapmaster2000: NannyStatePark: This sucks. Why can't it be some loser dropping dead? I wonder if she was a closet pillhead.

Eating disorder + coke habit = cardiac arrest.

Hey moron - maybe you should refrain from pissing all over a dead person until you have something to back your accusations up.

People pulled this crap with Heath Ledger's death too. A half dozen threads of Farkers claiming that they knew it was suicide/heroin/cocaine/whatever.

When the autopsy showed that he was essentially overprescribed sleeping pills, there were a handful of retards who even claimed it was a coverup and conspiracy.

Dead Maidens I have defended on the Internet: 1

IXI Jim IXI: So much for her doing porn...

Theres always the possibility of a home movie but lets face it, it would have been with her husband an Oliver Platt look-alike - Oh please god no!! (This coming from an Oliver Platt look-alike)

Rapmaster2000: Dead Maidens I have defended on the Internet: 1

I hope the number that rewarded you with sex is 0.

9 rolls too few... alas

Clueless was my sister's favorite movie and I used to always watch it because I had the biggest crush on Brittany Murphy's character. (Was 9 and already had decent taste in women).

/where was Spun?

Rapmaster2000: Dead Maidens I have defended on the Internet: 1

I apologize for actually getting my facts right and wish I could be more like you: going out of my way to insult dead people with made up information.

Please accept my apology.

WFern: Rapmaster2000: Dead Maidens I have defended on the Internet: 1

I apologize for actually getting my facts right and wish I could be more like you: going out of my way to insult dead people with made up information.

Please accept my apology.

What's so insulting about being skinny and having a coke habit? All the cool kids do it. Sometimes you get burned. That's the risk you take when you party at that level. I accept the risks.

timujin: She had eleven roles?

win