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2009-12-21 01:54:14 AM  
They will still have to get a bill that both the House and Senate will ultimately pass. All of the Democrats will have to maintain the nerve to pass it on a partisan vote in the face of major public opposition at the start of an election year. The Chinese are going to have to agree to keep financing all of this stuff.
 
2009-12-21 01:57:02 AM  

arkansas: They will still have to get a bill that both the House and Senate will ultimately pass. All of the Democrats will have to maintain the nerve to pass it on a partisan vote in the face of major public opposition at the start of an election year. The Chinese are going to have to agree to keep financing all of this stuff.


There is so much fail in this post I think it destroyed the universe and created a new one.
 
2009-12-21 01:59:49 AM  

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2009-12-21 02:00:40 AM  
Finally the red dude with the beard is going to give me the free stuff I'm entitled to and it wont be just socks and gift cards. Yeah, Come 'ere Rouge!
 
2009-12-21 02:01:50 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: arkansas: They will still have to get a bill that both the House and Senate will ultimately pass. All of the Democrats will have to maintain the nerve to pass it on a partisan vote in the face of major public opposition at the start of an election year. The Chinese are going to have to agree to keep financing all of this stuff.

There is so much fail in this post I think it destroyed the universe and created a new one.


FIX OLD
NO NEW
 
2009-12-21 02:03:27 AM  
Looks like a spectre is going to be haunting my stocking. Woo Hoo!
 
2009-12-21 02:03:35 AM  

Algebrat: cameroncrazy1984: arkansas: They will still have to get a bill that both the House and Senate will ultimately pass. All of the Democrats will have to maintain the nerve to pass it on a partisan vote in the face of major public opposition at the start of an election year. The Chinese are going to have to agree to keep financing all of this stuff.

There is so much fail in this post I think it destroyed the universe and created a new one.

FIX OLD
NO NEW


OMG, you're proposing the sterilization of senior citizens!!!
 
2009-12-21 02:03:35 AM  
It'll go back to the house where they'll stick the public option back in and reinstate the stupak amendment or whatever, and then the space cowboys will have their way with the fair maiden.
 
2009-12-21 02:04:48 AM  
wouldn't any Christmas present be the result of "socialism"*?


*the teabagger definition.
 
2009-12-21 02:05:53 AM  

JQPublic: Looks like a spectre is going to be haunting my stocking.


That's just crusty old jizz
 
2009-12-21 02:06:21 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: There is so much fail in this post I think it destroyed the universe and created a new one.


Let us pray we never find ourselves in said universe. It probably contains an America with a Constitution that mentions God a whole bunch and other nonsense.
 
2009-12-21 02:07:15 AM  

JQPublic: free stuff I'm entitled to


You say things like "you guys want free healthcare for everyone" and then object to paying your fair share of taxes. Clearly you want free Armed Forces for everyone.
 
2009-12-21 02:07:30 AM  

ambassador_ahab: It probably contains an America with a Constitution that mentions God a whole bunch and other nonsense.


and wrote in crayon on a big chief tablet.
 
2009-12-21 02:08:48 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: JQPublic: free stuff I'm entitled to

You say things like "you guys want free healthcare for everyone" and then object to paying your fair share of taxes. Clearly you want free Armed Forces for everyone.


That was already covered in yesterdays epic thread. Quit lying.
 
2009-12-21 02:09:45 AM  

log_jammin: wouldn't any Christmas present be the result of "socialism"*?


*the teabagger definition.


On the other hand, this post contains a healthy dose of WIN. I mean, if I visit my family for Christmas and use my hard-earned money to buy them material goods they want and need (and they in kind do the same for me,) isn't that "spreading the wealth around"? I guess my family has been a bunch of socialist bastards for decades.

Plus, Dad's got a beard so we can safely assume he's a secret Muslim.
 
2009-12-21 02:09:52 AM  

JQPublic: That was already covered in yesterdays epic thread. Quit lying.


I'm just waiting for you to point out who under this bill would receive free healthcare, is all.
 
2009-12-21 02:13:14 AM  

ambassador_ahab: I mean, if I visit my family for Christmas and use my hard-earned money to buy them material goods they want and need (and they in kind do the same for me,) isn't that "spreading the wealth around"? I guess my family has been a bunch of socialist bastards for decades.


exactly. And if you decide to be a true non socialist american and don't give any presents just watch how mad and upset everyone gets because they felt "entitled" to "free stuff" from your hard earned money.
 
2009-12-21 02:15:08 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: JQPublic: That was already covered in yesterdays epic thread. Quit lying.

I'm just waiting for you to point out who under this bill would receive free healthcare, is all.


People who don't pay taxes. The rest of us would get the privelage of picking up the tab.
 
2009-12-21 02:16:04 AM  
Frogdammit! Let's keep socialism in this country where it's SUPPOSED to be!!! In education and the mail!!
 
2009-12-21 02:19:36 AM  

ambassador_ahab: log_jammin: wouldn't any Christmas present be the result of "socialism"*?


*the teabagger definition.

On the other hand, this post contains a healthy dose of WIN. I mean, if I visit my family for Christmas and use my hard-earned money to buy them material goods they want and need (and they in kind do the same for me,) isn't that "spreading the wealth around"? I guess my family has been a bunch of socialist bastards for decades.

Plus, Dad's got a beard so we can safely assume he's a secret Muslim.


You get fined if you don't?
 
2009-12-21 02:21:10 AM  

JQPublic: People who don't pay taxes.


there isn't one person in the US who doesn't pay any taxes. Not one.
 
2009-12-21 02:23:42 AM  
"Every person would be required by the government to have insurance or pay a fine."

I hope that fine bankrupts every Liberal that wanted this crappy excuse for reform. I also hope that fine bankrupts every Republican that was against the public option because it's "Socialism".

It's a shame that both the Democrats and Republicans are too chickenshiat to actually do anything that would help out the average American. They're either too busy sucking off the insurance companies or sucking off constituents back home so they won't vote them out of office. Why can't these cocksuckers do the right thing for once instead of worrying about who's gonna punch their meal ticket?

If you think this piece of shiat legislation is good for America, you're a f*cking retard. If you think blocking real reform (while polishing the insurance companies' knobs) helped out your fellow Americans, you're a f*cking retard.
 
2009-12-21 02:23:59 AM  

JQPublic: cameroncrazy1984: JQPublic: That was already covered in yesterdays epic thread. Quit lying.

I'm just waiting for you to point out who under this bill would receive free healthcare, is all.

People who don't pay taxes. The rest of us would get the privelage of picking up the tab.


Uh, I don't know if you know this, but Medicare and Medicaid exist in the United States and have for over 40 years.
 
2009-12-21 02:25:01 AM  

log_jammin: JQPublic: People who don't pay taxes.

there isn't one person in the US who doesn't pay any taxes. Not one.


Babies, people on life support, prisoners.
 
2009-12-21 02:26:23 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: JQPublic: cameroncrazy1984: JQPublic: That was already covered in yesterdays epic thread. Quit lying.

I'm just waiting for you to point out who under this bill would receive free healthcare, is all.

People who don't pay taxes. The rest of us would get the privelage of picking up the tab.

Uh, I don't know if you know this, but Medicare and Medicaid exist in the United States and have for over 40 years.


So has gonorrhea.
 
2009-12-21 02:26:30 AM  

JQPublic: Babies, people on life support, prisoners.


will, did, and do/did.
 
2009-12-21 02:28:24 AM  
wait...so you're mad at babies and the comatose?
 
2009-12-21 02:28:58 AM  

JQPublic: So has gonorrhea.


So what you're saying is you don't understand the purpose of Medicaid and Medicare. Nice.
 
2009-12-21 02:31:48 AM  

log_jammin: wait...so you're mad at babies and the comatose?


Wasn't it one of your esteemed liberals who said of school children, "fark 'em, they don't pay union dues."?
 
2009-12-21 02:33:02 AM  

RobertBruce: You get fined if you don't?

Fined

? That would be the least of it. If I just decided not to buy anything for my family, I'd probably be forced to shove the tree's dead pine needles into my urethra.
 
2009-12-21 02:36:15 AM  

JQPublic: Wasn't it one of your esteemed liberals who said of school children, "fark 'em, they don't pay union dues."?


who's ass did you pull that out of? And how did that address my question? You said you were angry that you had to pick up the tab for people who don't pay taxes. then you said babies and the comatose don't pay taxes.

so...why do you hate babies and the comatose?
 
2009-12-21 02:38:27 AM  

log_jammin: JQPublic: Babies, people on life support, prisoners.

will, did, and do/did.



i253.photobucket.com

/There is this one...
 
2009-12-21 02:40:13 AM  

CamelToe: /There is this one...


He's a keynote speaker at the RNC.
 
2009-12-21 02:40:27 AM  

log_jammin: there isn't one person in the US who doesn't pay any taxes. Not one.


There are millions who pay no federal taxes. They may, however, pay state, local and sales taxes, though. Millions of illegal aliens get paid in cash and pay no taxes at all(other than sales taxes). Working people pick up the tab for them all the time.

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I also know there are people out there who can't afford to pay for medical care. I just want to know why it's considered wrong to help these people out when they're ill or injured? I couldn't look at someone who's been hurt or who's sick and say "Well, you're not part of my group and you're not where I'm from, so I'd rather see you die than to part with my hard earned money". I just can't do that and anyone who can is a first class POS.
 
2009-12-21 02:46:14 AM  

log_jammin: CamelToe: /There is this one...

He's a keynote speaker at the RNC.


And as a PSA, do NOT GIS baby without a brain.

/might not sleep very well tonight
//or all week
 
2009-12-21 02:50:11 AM  

PacManDreaming: I couldn't look at someone who's been hurt or who's sick and say "Well, you're not part of my group and you're not where I'm from, so I'd rather see you die than to part with my hard earned money". I just can't do that and anyone who can is a first class POS.


I have no insurance and need to see an endocrinologist. Please pay for it?

E-mail in profile.
 
2009-12-21 02:50:25 AM  

PacManDreaming: There are millions who pay no federal taxes. They may, however, pay state, local and sales taxes, though. Millions of illegal aliens get paid in cash and pay no taxes at all(other than sales taxes).


that in now way contradicts what I said.
 
2009-12-21 02:52:02 AM  

JacksBlack: I have no insurance and need to see an endocrinologist. Please pay for it?


I need to invade a small nation. please pay for it?
 
2009-12-21 02:52:23 AM  

JacksBlack: I have no insurance and need to see an endocrinologist. Please pay for it?


Sorry, you were against this bill, you have to go into the oven. That's the rule.
 
2009-12-21 02:54:13 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Sorry, you were against this bill, you have to go into the oven. That's the rule.


this is the 21st century. we have a big honkin microwave now.
 
2009-12-21 02:57:21 AM  

log_jammin: NewportBarGuy: Sorry, you were against this bill, you have to go into the oven. That's the rule.

this is the 21st century. we have a big honkin microwave now.


Yep, with a Death Carousel(tm) to make sure you cook evenly.
 
2009-12-21 02:58:24 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Sorry, you were against this bill, you have to go into the oven. That's the rule.


And because we're liberals, we don't turn the oven on. That would contribute to global warming. We just lock you inside of it to starve.
 
2009-12-21 03:04:43 AM  

log_jammin: so...why do you hate babies and the comatose?


Are you kidding? Can you think of anyone MORE needy? Maybe comatose babies. Maybe.
 
2009-12-21 03:05:20 AM  

log_jammin: I need to invade a small nation. please pay for it?


I'll underwrite your adventure, but you gotta let me be Supreme Leader of said nation.
 
2009-12-21 03:05:38 AM  

log_jammin: this is the 21st century. we have a big honkin microwave now.


I'm not cleaning that thing up! There isn't enough Formula 409 in the world!
 
2009-12-21 03:06:17 AM  

NewportBarGuy: JacksBlack: I have no insurance and need to see an endocrinologist. Please pay for it?

Sorry, you were against this bill, you have to go into the oven. That's the rule.


It's here (new window)
 
2009-12-21 03:06:42 AM  

AZsid: Maybe comatose babies. Maybe.


Would this be an appropriate time for an oral-sex joke? Type "toast" for yes and "rape" for No.
 
2009-12-21 03:07:24 AM  

JacksBlack: I have no insurance and need to see an endocrinologist. Please pay for it?

E-mail in profile.


I see you're in Texas, too. Just zip on down to the county hospital. They treat people who can't afford to go to private hospitals all the time. If you're out of work, it won't cost you a dime to go. And my tax dollars help fund them.
 
2009-12-21 03:08:04 AM  
mmmmmmm....toast rape....
 
2009-12-21 03:08:04 AM  

vygramul: NewportBarGuy: JacksBlack: I have no insurance and need to see an endocrinologist. Please pay for it?

Sorry, you were against this bill, you have to go into the oven. That's the rule.

It's here (new window)


The funny thing is that the video makes fun of people like the website that's hosting it.
 
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