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(CBS News) Unlikely Jonas Brother marries hairdresser. Incredibly this story does not include the phrases "no longer in the closet" or "couldn't keep living a lie"   (cbsnews.com) divider line 47
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2009-12-21 04:11:40 AM
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Yeah, I'll say it!


...
 
2009-12-21 04:55:04 AM
Which one was it, the hot one, the ugly one or the forgotten one?

Oh the ugly one?


No one cares
 
2009-12-21 05:08:07 AM
They're gonna divorce. I'm betting 3-5 years after the brothers officially "break" up. Probably less if there is some major family mishap.
 
2009-12-21 07:13:10 AM
Is she hot and are there pics? That is really all that matters.
 
2009-12-21 07:20:38 AM
Does it include the word "beard"?
 
2009-12-21 07:22:43 AM
they are like hanson with a tv show, correct?
 
2009-12-21 07:46:27 AM
FTA: "We're so happy that we're finally married and we were able to share the special moment with family, friends and loved ones,"

What? Creepy wedding night...
 
2009-12-21 07:47:16 AM
Queen Dalek: FTA: "We're so happy that we're finally married and we were able to share the special moment with family, friends and loved ones,"

What? Creepy wedding night...


...The Aristocrats!
 
2009-12-21 07:50:42 AM
The bride wore a strapless tulle and Chantilly lace Vera Wang
 
2009-12-21 07:51:17 AM
TommyBahama: they are like hanson with a tv show, correct?

I farked the girl in Hanson...
 
2009-12-21 08:12:53 AM
That kid must've gone off like old faithful.
 
2009-12-21 08:30:33 AM
cdn.buzznet.com

The happy couple - pretty sure she's the one on the right.

/Could be the one on the left, don't know much about the Jonas Brothers.
 
2009-12-21 08:43:28 AM
I am sure when they are no longer getting attention they will draw straws and that brother will have to come out of the closet.
 
2009-12-21 09:18:25 AM
laid back w/bud light: That kid must've gone off like old faithful.

More like he went off like old faithful a month or two ago, now she's preggers and she'll have an oddly-healthy "premature" birth.
 
2009-12-21 09:23:23 AM
TommyDeuce: The happy couple - pretty sure she's the one on the right.

/Could be the one on the left, don't know much about the Jonas Brothers.


Damn! she has been beat with the ugly stick.....and the pants make her look like she has a penis....
 
2009-12-21 09:38:21 AM
He's marrying Lady Gaga?
 
2009-12-21 09:55:35 AM
She must do something really awesome with her mouth.
 
2009-12-21 09:59:34 AM
e5wsf: She must do something really awesome with her mouth.

Well...it's not her mouth...but she doesn't really need a hair dryer...

/think ping pong balls
 
2009-12-21 10:33:23 AM
cliqueclack.s3.amazonaws.com

I guess that Mickey decided that they can't have their teen idol pop stars coming down with teh gay and forced them to get beards.

/Drop it like it's hotlinked
 
mhd
2009-12-21 10:39:26 AM
Long Island hairdressers are classy.
 
2009-12-21 10:47:10 AM
Synchronize your watches - T-minus 3 years until these oxygen poachers end up on some vapid VH1 reality show, fighting over the last syringe of barbicide as their Meth and heroin runs out.
 
2009-12-21 11:09:49 AM
TommyBahama 2009-12-21 07:22:43 AM
they are like hanson with a tv show, correct

No. The Hansons have actual talent and write their own songs. Unlike these Disney clone douches.
 
2009-12-21 11:10:25 AM
TommyDeuce: The happy couple - pretty sure she's the one on the right.

/Could be the one on the left, don't know much about the Jonas Brothers.


Brenda and Eddie were the popular steadys
And the King and the Queen of the prom...
 
2009-12-21 11:27:48 AM
Pucca: No. The Hansons have actual talent

Cue InigoMontoya.jpg
 
2009-12-21 12:12:59 PM
Pucca: TommyBahama 2009-12-21 07:22:43 AM
they are like hanson with a tv show, correct

No. The Hansons have actual talent and write their own songs. Unlike these Disney clone douches.


Do you see how bad things have gotten in the music world?

We have to seriously defend Hanson with a straight face!
 
2009-12-21 12:32:56 PM
I wonder how the wedding night went
 
2009-12-21 12:39:07 PM
TommyBahama 2009-12-21 07:22:43 AM
they are like hanson with a tv show, correct

Pucca 2009-12-21 11:09:49 AM
No. The Hansons have actual talent and write their own songs. Unlike these Disney clone douches.

How sad is it that you are absolutely correct in your assessment of talent. In a "world's tallest midget" sort of way.

Weeners after an 8 year "lurking" expedition/
be gentle, like taylor hanson was//
call when you say you're gonna call///
slashies// waited a long time for that
 
2009-12-21 12:43:33 PM
Weeners after an 8 year "lurking" expedition/
be gentle, like taylor hanson was//
call when you say you're gonna call///
slashies// waited a long time for that

owned by the filter - i guess Boobies is not a smart thing to write in retrospect. i probably should have guessed that.

thanks for the warm welcome, malicious computer code!
 
2009-12-21 12:45:05 PM
ok - the exact opposite of "last post" was written, and caught in two different spellings. next i start in french.
 
2009-12-21 01:14:43 PM
Pucca: No. The Hansons have actual talent and write their own songs. Unlike these Disney clone douches.

Sorry, just the opposite. 9 of the 12 songs on "Middle of Nowhere" were written by other people. All the songs on "Lines, Vines and Trying Times" were written or co-written by the Jonas Brothers.
 
2009-12-21 01:37:21 PM
FuryOfFirestorm 2009-12-21 01:14:43 PM
Pucca: No. The Hansons have actual talent and write their own songs. Unlike these Disney clone douches.

Sorry, just the opposite. 9 of the 12 songs on "Middle of Nowhere" were written by other people. All the songs on "Lines, Vines and Trying Times" were written or co-written by the Jonas Brothers


Source please? I honestly know the Hansons write all their stuff. I can't believe we are arguing about this. the Disney douches aren't even in the same league. The Hansons can sing, write, and play their own instruments.

Also "babay" is not said after every sentence.
 
2009-12-21 01:49:37 PM
Ok it does appear that there were "additional writers" on some of their songs for Middle of Nowhere. In other words, they had help writing them. Give the kids a break, they were like 10. They either wrote or co-wrote every song.

[edit] Track listing
All songs written by Isaac Hanson, Taylor Hanson, and Zachary Hanson. Additional writers (as credited in CD insert) noted in parenthesis.

1. "Thinking of You" - 3:13

2. "MMMBop" - 4:28

3. "Weird" - 4:02 (Desmond Child)

4. "Speechless" - 4:20 (Stephen Lironi)

5. "Where's the Love" - 4:13 (Mark Hudson, Sander Salover)

6. "Yearbook" - 5:29 (Ellen Shipley)

http://www.4shared.com/file/66924904/2e54d4a1/Yearbook_320_kbps.html

7. "Look at You" - 4:28 (Stephen Lironi)

8. "Lucy" - 3:35 (Mark Hudson)

9. "I Will Come to You" - 4:11 (Barry Mann, Cynthia Weil)

10. "A Minute Without You" - 3:55 (Mark Hudson)

11. "Madeline" - 4:13 (Cliff Magness)

12. "With You in Your Dreams" - 3:56

13. "Man from Milwaukee" [Bonus Track] - 3:38

Not that any of you actually care.
 
2009-12-21 01:54:37 PM
And because he's already rich, he don't even gotta stick up a bank for the operation.

s281.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-21 01:54:41 PM
thats the best he could do? LOL WTF DUDE!?
 
2009-12-21 02:45:46 PM
Why do people think they are teh ghey? I've never really watched them perform - is that where people are getting the vibe?

/sincerely curious
 
2009-12-21 02:59:17 PM
stickintehmud: I wonder how the wedding night went

i420.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-21 03:35:16 PM
bambi121899: Why do people think they are teh ghey? I've never really watched them perform - is that where people are getting the vibe?

/sincerely curious


They are world famous and could get any girl they wanted but they are Christians who are saving themselves for marriage and wear purity rings. No sex = gay jokes.
 
2009-12-21 03:45:05 PM
ryanguy7890: bambi121899: Why do people think they are teh ghey? I've never really watched them perform - is that where people are getting the vibe?

/sincerely curious

They are world famous and could get any girl they wanted but they are Christians who are saving themselves for marriage and wear purity rings. No sex = gay jokes.


So, basically, they're only getting married to have sex.

Of course, this is assuming the whole "purity" thing isn't just an act, and they haven't been eating peanuts out of the assholes of strippers and hookers for the last three years.

I'm betting on divorce within two years... kinda like Jessica Simpson, the other notable "no sex 'til marriage" freak.
 
2009-12-21 05:10:38 PM
bambi121899: Why do people think they are teh ghey? I've never really watched them perform - is that where people are getting the vibe?

/sincerely curious


Because they dress kind of feminine and there was a point where Joe couldn't put down the hair straightener. I think Nick is ridiculously hot (but still not legal). Kevin is the ugly one.
 
2009-12-21 05:18:00 PM
TommyDeuce: The happy couple - pretty sure she's the one on the right.

/Could be the one on the left, don't know much about the Jonas Brothers.


i356.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-21 05:24:37 PM
One promise ring gone, two more left.

The Hanson marriages still seem to be going strong. But even the Bee Gees had their "starter" wives back in the day.
 
2009-12-21 08:07:11 PM
take a lesson from George Harrison - don't do it!


/patti boyd was farking hot nontheless
 
2009-12-22 11:26:36 AM
logicalmentalpatient: ok - the exact opposite of "last post" was written, and caught in two different spellings. next i start in french.

Ok was that a joke, or the worst entry ever into this clusterfark we call "work"? Worst ever.
 
2009-12-22 02:24:12 PM
logicalmentalpatient: TommyBahama 2009-12-21 07:22:43 AM
they are like hanson with a tv show, correct

Pucca 2009-12-21 11:09:49 AM
No. The Hansons have actual talent and write their own songs. Unlike these Disney clone douches.

How sad is it that you are absolutely correct in your assessment of talent. In a "world's tallest midget" sort of way.

Weeners after an 8 year "lurking" expedition/
be gentle, like taylor hanson was//
call when you say you're gonna call///
slashies// waited a long time for that


8 years of silence and you break it for a Jonas Bros/Hanson thread??!?

And not even one with a particularly funny or witty headline?

WTF
 
2009-12-22 08:21:14 PM
whistleridge 2009-12-22 02:24:12 PM
8 years of silence and you break it for a Jonas Bros/Hanson thread??!?

And not even one with a particularly funny or witty headline?

WTF


not an auspicious start, i agree. thanks for drawing everyone's attention to it :-)

i signed up for my account a few days ago and this was the first thread i was in where i had something to say. that's pretty much it.

so i am now forever known as the guy who popped his cherry to the Jonas/Hanson/Gay/Not Gay/Good/Not Good discussion which is far below relevant to anything actually going on in the world.

probably should have though about that a little more.
 
2009-12-22 09:11:31 PM
Could have been worse.

You could have signed up to discuss dog or horse farking.
 
2009-12-23 10:31:52 AM
Percy Hotspur: logicalmentalpatient: ok - the exact opposite of "last post" was written, and caught in two different spellings. next i start in french.

Ok was that a joke, or the worst entry ever into this clusterfark we call "work"? Worst ever.


no, when i wrote "fir*t p**t" it changed that text to "boobies" and "weeners" after i previewed the post.

hazing the new guy, which i fully and sincerely support. i got pwned.
 
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