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(Some Guy)   He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans   (ktvu.com) divider line 41
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2009-12-21 07:44:54 AM
img27.imageshack.us
 
2009-12-21 07:45:06 AM
But how does he feel about these damn glasses?
 
2009-12-21 07:46:39 AM
Bet he doesn't hate these cans (hot as, well, cans):
blogs.reuters.com
 
2009-12-21 07:47:07 AM
pyro-poop Jerk thread? I like it already.
 
2009-12-21 07:49:40 AM
Are you kidding? Page 73 - Johnson, Navin R.! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now.

/Johnson, Navin R... sounds like a typical bastard.
 
2009-12-21 07:49:53 AM
my new phone book came yesterday.

My daughter and I jumped up and down screaming.

It was great fun
 
2009-12-21 07:51:41 AM
Port-O-potty Racers (new window)
 
2009-12-21 07:53:26 AM
Were they Africans, Mexicans, or Puerto Ricans?
 
2009-12-21 07:54:06 AM
img.photobucket.com

Also known to cause flaming cans
 
2009-12-21 07:56:35 AM
Tsar_Bomba1: But how does he feel about these damn glasses?

Yessir. I damn thee!
 
2009-12-21 07:59:30 AM
It's just kids arson about.
 
2009-12-21 08:00:30 AM
There are snails on this woman's plate!
 
2009-12-21 08:03:01 AM
moops: There are snails on this woman's plate!

Get them out of here before she sees them!
 
2009-12-21 08:03:22 AM
That is too funny. Speaking of which here in NC on Dec 1st there was a state lawmaker bill that went into effect making setting someone's can on fire a felony plus a couple other things. I can't make this shiat up.
 
2009-12-21 08:07:34 AM
Lord loves a workin' man... Don't trust whity... See a doctor and get rid of it.
 
2009-12-21 08:10:47 AM
farm4.static.flickr.com

/wanted for questioning
 
2009-12-21 08:16:59 AM
I know you belong to somebody new
but tonight, you belong to me
Way down by the street how sweet it would seem
once more, just to dream in the moonlight, my honey
I know with the dawn that you will be gone
but tonight you belong to me, just little ol' me
The time the place will soon show its face
one day, oohh one day, my honey
I know you belong to somebody new
but tonight you belong to me....
 
2009-12-21 08:17:56 AM
farm1.static.flickr.com

Okay, he doesn't like the porta potties. How does he feel about racks?

/what a rack might look like.
 
2009-12-21 08:27:36 AM
I'm SOMEBODY now!
 
2009-12-21 08:30:49 AM
"Well I didn't want to get spit on me"
 
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2009-12-21 08:35:12 AM
HUSBAND. What's happening, Vera?

VERA. Oh, er, nothing dear. It's just the toilet filling up.

HUSBAND. Righto.

- 'Monty Python's Flying Circus' Episode 10
 
2009-12-21 08:35:52 AM
Poor guy is probably just super frustrated he can't get monocle and this is the only way to take away that frustration... if even only for a little way.

I feel bad for him.
 
2009-12-21 08:40:59 AM
Shiatty article
 
2009-12-21 08:45:09 AM
vudukungfu: Were they Africans, Mexicans, or Puerto Ricans?


Just because you make a lame joke, doesn't mean you shouldn't make the punchline as obvious as possible.

/FTFY
 
2009-12-21 09:09:44 AM
I'm picking out a thermos for you
not an ordinary thermos for you
but the extra best thermos you can buy
with vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in

I'm picking out a thermos for you
and maybe a barometer too
and what else can I buy
so on me you'll rely
a rear end thermometer too
 
2009-12-21 09:19:20 AM
I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass.
 
2009-12-21 09:19:35 AM
My precious antique cans! Look what you've done to 'em!

12.media.tumblr.com
 
2009-12-21 09:20:07 AM
PAGING: You_mean_i'm_gonna_stay_this_color to thread 4873455
 
2009-12-21 09:29:24 AM
SeanDude: I know you belong to somebody new
but tonight, you belong to me
Although we're apart, you're a part of my heart
And tonight you belong to me

Way down by the streetstream how sweet it would seem
once more, just to dream in the moonlight, my honey
I know with the dawn that you will be gone
but tonight you belong to me, just little ol' me
(Coronet solo)
The time the place will soon show its face
one day, oohh one day, my honey
I know you belong to somebody new
but tonight you belong to me....


/I didn't want to get spit all over me
 
2009-12-21 09:35:43 AM
Hot shiat!
 
2009-12-21 09:43:28 AM
img96.imageshack.us

Burn Baby, Burn!


/no longer hot.
 
2009-12-21 09:59:23 AM
probesport: moops: There are snails on this woman's plate!

Get them out of here before she sees them!


And bring us those melted cheese sandwich appetizers you talked me out of!
 
2009-12-21 10:02:43 AM
berryweb.com
 
2009-12-21 10:11:48 AM
While working as a rent a cop I caught two kids joyriding on a bulldozer. I chased them but had to break off the chase because they had also set a port-a-shiatter on fire also. I grabbed an extinguisher to put it out and ended up in the ER for smoke inhalation. The cops caught the kids because one of them was on probation for breaking into a construction site, joyriding on the machinery and vandalism. They also copped to having a stolen car. They were both 15.

/Cool story, bro
 
2009-12-21 12:37:02 PM
I was born in Mississippi, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2009-12-21 01:02:18 PM
Persons of interest sought for questioning:

static.funnyjunk.com

images.southparkstudios.com

(both hot, pardon the pun)
 
2009-12-21 01:02:25 PM
www.alpinecom.net

Shiat.

www.alpinecom.net

Shinola.
 
2009-12-21 01:10:44 PM
Normally in these threads I like to eat popcorn while reading them. However, I'll make an exception this time:

www.pollsb.com
 
2009-12-21 02:21:51 PM
Came for "The polive have nothing to go on"


Left dissapointed
 
2009-12-21 02:27:12 PM
Maybe it was his special purpose..

or maybe he was born a poor black child.


Random sonofabiach


/call him shiathead
//catjuggling
/one dollar and nine cents!
 
2009-12-21 02:42:18 PM
Shakespeare's Monkey Quote 2009-12-21 08:17:56 AM
farm1.static.flickr.com

Okay, he doesn't like the porta potties. How does he feel about racks?

/what a rack might look like.


Who is this, please?
 
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