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OregonVet

2009-12-21 07:44:54 AM

Tsar_Bomba1

2009-12-21 07:45:06 AM

But how does he feel about these damn glasses?

RandomTux

2009-12-21 07:46:39 AM

Bet he doesn't hate these cans (hot as, well, cans):
blogs.reuters.com

Farkwaddle

2009-12-21 07:47:07 AM

pyro-poop Jerk thread? I like it already.

Farkwaddle

2009-12-21 07:49:40 AM

Are you kidding? Page 73 - Johnson, Navin R.! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now.

/Johnson, Navin R... sounds like a typical bastard.

roadkillontheweb

2009-12-21 07:49:53 AM

my new phone book came yesterday.

My daughter and I jumped up and down screaming.

It was great fun

Mayhem of the Black Underclass

2009-12-21 07:51:41 AM

Port-O-potty Racers (new window)

vudukungfu

2009-12-21 07:53:26 AM

Were they Africans, Mexicans, or Puerto Ricans?

Notabunny

2009-12-21 07:54:06 AM

Also known to cause flaming cans

Farkwaddle

2009-12-21 07:56:35 AM

Tsar_Bomba1: But how does he feel about these damn glasses?

Yessir. I damn thee!

luckyeddie

2009-12-21 07:59:30 AM

It's just kids arson about.

moops

2009-12-21 08:00:30 AM

There are snails on this woman's plate!

probesport

2009-12-21 08:03:01 AM

moops: There are snails on this woman's plate!

Get them out of here before she sees them!

fanbladesaresharp

2009-12-21 08:03:22 AM

That is too funny. Speaking of which here in NC on Dec 1st there was a state lawmaker bill that went into effect making setting someone's can on fire a felony plus a couple other things. I can't make this shiat up.

Poppyale

2009-12-21 08:07:34 AM

Lord loves a workin' man... Don't trust whity... See a doctor and get rid of it.

thenooch

2009-12-21 08:10:47 AM

/wanted for questioning

SeanDude

2009-12-21 08:16:59 AM

I know you belong to somebody new
but tonight, you belong to me
Way down by the street how sweet it would seem
once more, just to dream in the moonlight, my honey
I know with the dawn that you will be gone
but tonight you belong to me, just little ol' me
The time the place will soon show its face
one day, oohh one day, my honey
I know you belong to somebody new
but tonight you belong to me....

Shakespeare's Monkey

2009-12-21 08:17:56 AM

Okay, he doesn't like the porta potties. How does he feel about racks?

/what a rack might look like.

Anne.Uumellmahaye

2009-12-21 08:27:36 AM

I'm SOMEBODY now!

SeanDude

2009-12-21 08:30:49 AM

"Well I didn't want to get spit on me"

2009-12-21 08:35:12 AM

HUSBAND. What's happening, Vera?

VERA. Oh, er, nothing dear. It's just the toilet filling up.

HUSBAND. Righto.

- 'Monty Python's Flying Circus' Episode 10

waiting4godot

2009-12-21 08:35:52 AM

Poor guy is probably just super frustrated he can't get monocle and this is the only way to take away that frustration... if even only for a little way.

I feel bad for him.

dogdaze

2009-12-21 08:40:59 AM

Shiatty article

Friskya

2009-12-21 08:45:09 AM

vudukungfu: Were they Africans, Mexicans, or Puerto Ricans?

Just because you make a lame joke, doesn't mean you shouldn't make the punchline as obvious as possible.

/FTFY

IrieTom

2009-12-21 09:09:44 AM

I'm picking out a thermos for you
not an ordinary thermos for you
but the extra best thermos you can buy
with vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in

I'm picking out a thermos for you
and maybe a barometer too
and what else can I buy
so on me you'll rely
a rear end thermometer too

cHico11

2009-12-21 09:19:20 AM

I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass.

Neuman

2009-12-21 09:19:35 AM

My precious antique cans! Look what you've done to 'em!

12.media.tumblr.com

cHico11

2009-12-21 09:20:07 AM

PAGING: You_mean_i'm_gonna_stay_this_color to thread 4873455

fookin eejit

2009-12-21 09:29:24 AM

SeanDude: I know you belong to somebody new
but tonight, you belong to me
Although we're apart, you're a part of my heart
And tonight you belong to me
Way down by the ~~street~~stream how sweet it would seem
once more, just to dream in the moonlight, my honey
I know with the dawn that you will be gone
but tonight you belong to me, just little ol' me
(Coronet solo)
The time the place will soon show its face
one day, oohh one day, my honey
I know you belong to somebody new
but tonight you belong to me....

/I didn't want to get spit all over me

Nick Nostril

2009-12-21 09:35:43 AM

Hot shiat!

StrikitRich

2009-12-21 09:43:28 AM

Burn Baby, Burn!

/no longer hot.

Tyrone Biggums

2009-12-21 09:59:23 AM

probesport: moops: There are snails on this woman's plate!

Get them out of here before she sees them!

And bring us those melted cheese sandwich appetizers you talked me out of!

red5ish

2009-12-21 10:02:43 AM

srtpointman

2009-12-21 10:11:48 AM

While working as a rent a cop I caught two kids joyriding on a bulldozer. I chased them but had to break off the chase because they had also set a port-a-shiatter on fire also. I grabbed an extinguisher to put it out and ended up in the ER for smoke inhalation. The cops caught the kids because one of them was on probation for breaking into a construction site, joyriding on the machinery and vandalism. They also copped to having a stolen car. They were both 15.

/Cool story, bro

ChrisPC

2009-12-21 12:37:02 PM

I was born in Mississippi, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

Dead-Guy

2009-12-21 01:02:18 PM

Persons of interest sought for questioning:

static.funnyjunk.com

(both hot, pardon the pun)

The Good Logins are Gone

2009-12-21 01:02:25 PM

Shiat.

Shinola.

Claude Ballse

2009-12-21 01:10:44 PM

Normally in these threads I like to eat popcorn while reading them. However, I'll make an exception this time:

www.pollsb.com

graham_paige

2009-12-21 02:21:51 PM

Came for "The polive have nothing to go on"

Left dissapointed

RaisedOnATARI

2009-12-21 02:27:12 PM

Maybe it was his special purpose..

or maybe he was born a poor black child.

Random sonofabiach

/call him shiathead
//catjuggling
/one dollar and nine cents!

Stanfan114

2009-12-21 02:42:18 PM

Shakespeare's Monkey Quote 2009-12-21 08:17:56 AM
farm1.static.flickr.com

Okay, he doesn't like the porta potties. How does he feel about racks?

/what a rack might look like.

Who is this, please?

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