Those "what _____ may look like" images are just getting out of hand.

You have to watch those crazy Amish drivers.

Here- I'll save everyone else the hassle of RtFA... and simply link the best part (if you can call it that).

Why are there tire tread marks?

"When snowmobiles and buggies clash, no one wins."

FtA: Both the driver and passenger of the buggy were unhurt.


I'd say it's pretty clear that the score is Amish 1 : Technology 0

cyks: "When snowmobiles and buggies clash, no one wins."

FtA: Both the driver and passenger of the buggy were unhurt.


I'd say it's pretty clear that the score is Amish 1 : Technology 0

Somehow those bastards always win...

/hot
//Yes oh yes

And I fail:

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10009230/photo_07_hires.j p g

Best photoshop, EVAR!

Clipartist, Jesus Christ I love that word!

Add it to the Farktionary!

tehotherbilly: Why are there tire tread marks?

That was my first thought as well.

Also, is the horse okay?

wow... bet some one has had that pic saved on their computer for 12 years and was like "YESSSS!!! my moment is NOW!!!!" and BOOSH! there it is!

Yeah. What about the horse? I would think that the "left front area" (FTFA) would include the horse. Is it okay?

I'm getting confused. Is it snowmobile or the mavericky "snowmachine"?

/donormachine?

Snowmobiles should be banned.

Holy crap that graphic has everything. Racing snowmobiles, tire tracks, shattered glass, Amish people... It's like an Amish action movie poster.

You've seen them raise a barn, now watch them raise hell!
starring Owen Wilson in DOOM BUGGY!
Jebediah is back and this time... it's personal!

Those aren't tire tracks! Those are magical lightning bolts from Jesus, smiting those who oppose the amish! SNOWMOBILES ARE FOR SINNERS!!

/not amish

Coronach: I'm getting confused. Is it snowmobile or the mavericky "snowmachine"?

/donormachine?

Snowmachine in Alaska, Snowmobile for the rest of the "lower 48". I think Montana/Minnesota they are also called snowmachines not sure though.

mmmmnn, horsemeat!

One thing is for certain: if they'd both ridden buggies, then the damage would have been minimal.

yarnothuntin: You've seen them raise a barn, now watch them raise hell!
starring Owen Wilson in DOOM BUGGY!
Jebediah is back and this time... it's personal!

ha! very funny!

Another street racing death in the ghetto? As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I take a look at my wife and notice she's very plain...

Was the Hores ok?
/I like hores.
//You wouldn't think they coud but they can put thir legs strait up.
///Hores make you feel good.

It needs some explosions and lens flare.

This is what happens when you bring a snowmobile to a buggy fight.

/got nothin'...

Looks like it was "Ripped flaming from the pages" of some Municipal Transportation Expo poster.

I have nothing to contribute to the conversation, so I'll just post this:


/hot like the flames of a buggy explosion

Bennie Crabtree: Another street racing death in the ghetto? As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I take a look at my wife and notice she's very plain...

But that's just perfer for an Amish like me, you know I shun fancy things like electricity.

At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milkin cows, Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows fool! And I been milkin' and plowin' so long that even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone!

I'm a mand of the land, I'm into discipline.
Got a bible in my hand a beard on my chin.

But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine,
then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699!

/White and Nerdy.

tehotherbilly: Why are there tire tread marks?

Michelin buggy wheels, all the kids are sporting them...

Porsche914: Michelin buggy wheels, all the kids are sporting them...



Rollin' on dubs.

cyks: Here- I'll save everyone else the hassle of RtFA... and simply link the best part (if you can call it that).

It's not tire tracks, it's one of the five elements.

LtDarkstar: Those aren't tire tracks! Those are magical lightning bolts from Jesus, smiting those who oppose the amish! SNOWMOBILES ARE FOR SINNERS!!

/not amish

If you were amish and posting on Fark I would be extremely intrigued. I'm imagining some type of Rube Goldberg device including a windmill, a butter churn, and a big antenna on top of the barn.

/sounds like a PS theme contest to me....Amish Farkers

For those of you who have never lived near the Amish there's a 99.99% chance that this is the snowmobilers fault. I lived in Oelwein, Iowa for a short while and it was considered sport for teenagers and not a few adults to run the Amish buggies into the ditch. I'm willing to bet that this kid was so intent on harrassing the buggy that he caused the acident.

IWillRuleTheWorld: LtDarkstar: Those aren't tire tracks! Those are magical lightning bolts from Jesus, smiting those who oppose the amish! SNOWMOBILES ARE FOR SINNERS!!

/not amish

If you were amish and posting on Fark I would be extremely intrigued. I'm imagining some type of Rube Goldberg device including a windmill, a butter churn, and a big antenna on top of the barn.

/sounds like a PS theme contest to me....Amish Farkers

I met an amish dude and his g/f online - they even had a web cam. She was visiting him I should say. He (and she) were in college for two years. During that time they weren't shunned but it was pretty close. At the end of that time they returned and I never heard of them again. He was in an agricultural program and she was doing something else but I forget what. This was MANY years ago and I don't recall much more than that.

None of that is important. Did you see the video on the right? Putin's a bad ass.

TheGogmagog: Was the Hores ok?
/I like hores.
//You wouldn't think they coud but they can put thir legs strait up.
///Hores make you feel good.

LMAO, thanks for that.