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(MassLive) Scary Police are combing the streets for barber who stabbed two other barbers after a hairy altercation. Neither are expected to dye after the close shave   (masslive.com) divider line 63
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PacersJAM3s
2009-12-20 06:16:38 AM
I bet when the fuzz finally find this guy, they are really going to mullet over before deciding what to charge him with.

Stabbing your coworkers was a lowbrow move if you ask me.
 
The All-Powerful Atheismo
2009-12-20 07:34:42 AM
Also wanted for questioning:

420.thrashbarg.net
 
Vaguely Racist Lawn Ornament
2009-12-20 07:35:47 AM
Jesus Christ, they took them to Mercy Hospital? Don't they know there are zombies there?
 
wydok
2009-12-20 07:36:46 AM
*clap clap clap*
 
DeadZone
2009-12-20 07:37:12 AM
was it over two bits?
 
luckyeddie
2009-12-20 07:38:20 AM
It's not a ... razor cut? (suddenly) Razor, razor, cut, cut, blood, spurt, artery, murder... (controlling himself) Oh thank God, thank God. (sigh of relief) It's just a scissors.
 
The All-Powerful Atheismo
2009-12-20 07:40:29 AM
luckyeddie:

ಠ_ಠ
 
Freak
2009-12-20 07:55:12 AM
Scene of the crime.

www.3click.tv
 
thamike
2009-12-20 08:04:41 AM
l.yimg.com

Shave-ah da faaace

Cut-ah dee haaair
 
ZackDanger
2009-12-20 08:06:35 AM
Vaguely Racist Lawn Ornament: Jesus Christ, they took them to Mercy Hospital? Don't they know there are zombies there?

No... I think you're mistaken.

It was the Virgin Mary (new window).
 
Bgnome
2009-12-20 08:08:54 AM
oh just curl up and dye
 
sure haven't
2009-12-20 08:14:06 AM
Came for the Seinfeld reference. leaving happy.

/eet iz my uncle!
 
berylman
2009-12-20 08:21:24 AM
That Google streetview at the beginning was very useful. Say if I was in the mood to get stabbed by a barber I would know exactly where to go and would be able to recognize the area.
 
Rumpleforskin
2009-12-20 08:51:46 AM
These pun filled headlines remind me of crappy local tv news shows.
 
Shadow Blasko [TotalFark]
2009-12-20 09:00:45 AM
The All-Powerful Atheismo: Wanted for questioning:

Came for that...

Leaving happy.
 
omgwtfbbq69
2009-12-20 09:07:34 AM
I think the yawning baby sums this thread up. On another note, I live about 5 miles (several light years) from where this happened. This is the 2nd or third incident at Springfield, MA barber shop this year. I gave up on them a few years back - a little too much drama with my cut. Sad.
 
Nakito
2009-12-20 09:11:17 AM
Strop! Strop in the name of the law!
 
luckyeddie
2009-12-20 09:30:42 AM
Rumpleforskin: These pun filled headlines remind me of crappy local tv news shows.

Welcome to Fark, n00b
 
Devolving_Spud
2009-12-20 09:31:32 AM
It will be Barbasolved soon.
 
angst178n
2009-12-20 09:39:44 AM
Mmmmmmmm, yes.
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Fluorescent Testicle
2009-12-20 09:40:24 AM
The All-Powerful Atheismo: Wanted for questioning:

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Also wanted for questioning:

And we're done. Don't forget to pick up your complimentary gift baskets on the way out.
 
MBooda
2009-12-20 09:48:01 AM
The All-Powerful Atheismo

I never wanted to be a barber.
www.current.org
 
mehtoole
2009-12-20 09:54:55 AM
This just reaffirms my theory that barbers are crazy.
 
jiesenPSD
2009-12-20 10:02:27 AM
www.timrusstribute.com
did they find anything?
 
radioman_
2009-12-20 10:02:34 AM
They'll get their sentences trimmed, just wait. Oh, two chairs - no waiting.
 
Directorscut
2009-12-20 10:10:10 AM
Came in for the Sweeney Todd reference...

/leaving satisfied
//Adolfo Pirelli reference was a bonus
/// Liked the musical, loved the movie
//// sterling silver slashies
 
Mr.Giblets
2009-12-20 10:20:03 AM
jiesenPSD: did they find anything?

Thank You. Came here for this.
 
dajoro
2009-12-20 10:20:10 AM
Rumpleforskin: These pun filled headlines remind me of crappy local tv news shows.

This. Whenever I read one of these headlines, and I usually stop halfway when I realize it's another Lame Pun Headline, my eyes roll out of my head and under the couch. They're just awful.

They're the Nickelback of Fark headlines.
 
Lacerated Spleen
2009-12-20 10:30:29 AM
Subby may be high.
 
greighwolf
2009-12-20 10:41:40 AM
Freaky...
i26.photobucket.com

/Naaauuuuughty.
 
thatguy784
2009-12-20 10:43:16 AM
www.freeinfosociety.com
 
raindancer
2009-12-20 10:45:33 AM
The All-Powerful Atheismo: Wanted for questioning:

Came looking for this. Leaving happy.
 
Oobedoob Scoobi-Doobi Benubi
2009-12-20 10:50:03 AM
www.arttechanimation.co.uk

At least he didn't grow flowers from somebody's skull.
 
Rohasman
2009-12-20 10:57:15 AM
Directorscut: Came in for the Sweeney Todd reference...

/leaving satisfied
//Adolfo Pirelli reference was a bonus
/// Liked the musical, loved the movie
//// sterling silver slashies

Your sterling silver slashies are thirsty... let them drink Rubies! (Rubies usually contains: 1 1/2 oz Gin, 1/2 oz Cherry Brandy, and 1/2 oz Dry Vermouth)

/Recipie hotter than the red Fanta girl...
//For comparison purposes:
www.scavengeinc.com
 
Malicoire_
2009-12-20 11:20:13 AM
msnbcmedia1.msn.com
 
broomballwilson
2009-12-20 11:32:34 AM
played out headline type.
 
Majin_Buu
2009-12-20 12:04:03 PM
angst178n: Mmmmmmmm, yes.

The whole thing was just a misunderstanding, yes. Simply a botched... suuuuurgery
 
Fo Shiz [TotalFark]
2009-12-20 12:06:25 PM
Barbicide?
 
thatguy784
2009-12-20 12:10:17 PM
Fo Shiz: Barbicide?

I lol'd
 
castufari
2009-12-20 12:29:31 PM
How is barber stabber formed?
 
AliasUndercover
2009-12-20 12:35:09 PM
No one mentioned how barbaric this was?
 
nanofreak
2009-12-20 12:36:49 PM
jiesenPSD: did they find anything?

I came in to do that.
 
farkin_Gary
2009-12-20 12:42:28 PM
I could just curl up and dye. This story is so streaked with highlights it frosts me.

i10.photobucket.com
 
JonnyBGoode
2009-12-20 12:50:30 PM
I don't see how you can flat top this story for it's comedic value. And I'm sure the D.A. will give this barber his 'do.
 
hrricne
2009-12-20 12:55:47 PM
Unless the puns are clever, they are lame. It's like chicks with belly button rings. It was sexy when it was rare, but now every skank has them, or had them and now are past it. Originality is clever, not obviousness.
/Yea, yea. Welcome to fark.
 
skwerl
2009-12-20 12:57:02 PM
This story was posted to the main page at 7:30am. It's now 1pm and there's nothing new yet? It's Sunday and I'm bored. Where's the new stories? WAAAAAH!
 
farkin_Gary
2009-12-20 01:14:56 PM
hrricne: Unless the puns are clever, they are lame. It's like chicks with belly button rings. It was sexy when it was rare, but now every skank has them, or had them and now are past it. Originality is clever, not obviousness.
/Yea, yea. Welcome to fark.


i10.photobucket.com
i10.photobucket.com
 
This space intentionaly left blank
2009-12-20 01:18:12 PM
came in for the Sweeney Todd references, leaving mostly disappointed...
 
khonshu
2009-12-20 01:21:46 PM
Barbershop?

i228.photobucket.com
 
T.M.S.
2009-12-20 01:23:54 PM
Directorscut: Came in for the Sweeney Todd reference...

/leaving satisfied
//Adolfo Pirelli reference was a bonus
/// Liked the musical, loved the movie

That's so strange to me. I thought the movie was awful in every way. (especially design)

A score written for giants performed by Hollywood Pygmies.
 
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