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(NJ.com)   Jersey City man goes to housing agency to file bedbug complaint and is charged with lewdness after dropping trou to show evidence of injury. Across the river the bedbug will only take your thumb, Charlie   (nj.com) divider line 33
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2009-12-19 10:18:40 PM
West New York /= Jersey City

Jersey City is America's Greatest City. It's an indisputable fact.
West New York is the worst city name in the state.
 
2009-12-19 10:31:56 PM
Sense. This headline makes none. Charlie. THIS HEADLINE MAKES NONE!
 
2009-12-19 10:32:03 PM
Ya pussy. Bed bugs gets you into this state.
deal with it and the politians
 
2009-12-19 10:41:20 PM
a.getbackimages.com
 
2009-12-20 05:29:11 AM
AlwaysRightBoy: Ya pussy. Bed bugs gets you into this state.
deal with it and the politians


Yo. Words are sensing to make not me, catpussy. Your English is for talk like fag. Mongo not get basic sentence structure. Oog bored. BORED!!!!
 
2009-12-20 05:35:58 AM
I tink you mean tum, Chollie
 
2009-12-20 05:55:58 AM
He needs one of those travelers bed bug proof people sleeping condoms or sheaths or cocoons or what ever they are named.

Or a hammock?
 
2009-12-20 07:45:06 AM
West New York is an unbelievable place. Right on the river with fantastic views of Manhattan it should be upscale and gorgeous. Instead it is a paen to poor planning, bad politicians and general stupidity.
 
2009-12-20 08:32:25 AM
Rape may be the answer.
 
2009-12-20 08:36:14 AM
JerseyTim: West New York is the worst city name in the state.

Worse than "Ho-Ho-Kus"?

The old place names were way cooler. Squabbletown FTW.
 
2009-12-20 08:43:24 AM
Because a naked body = lewd. This SHOULD be easy to defeat in court. However, this is America...
 
2009-12-20 08:48:04 AM
bedbugs suck
 
2009-12-20 09:11:21 AM
Let this be a lesson to you. Never, EVER try to complain to a civil service employee in New Jersey. You won't like the results.
 
2009-12-20 09:29:40 AM
Yeah, but did you hear? The cop shiat his pants!
 
2009-12-20 09:50:22 AM
JerseyTim: West New York /= Jersey City

Jersey City is America's Greatest City. It's an indisputable fact.
West New York is the worst city name in the state.


The difference is neglible. They are both sh*tholes. Traffic, scumbags, one way streets, double parking, apartments costing $3,000/month, it goes on and on and on and on.

/Yes, I'm a bitter New Jersey resident for 25 years
 
2009-12-20 09:54:59 AM
Appropriate use of tag. Well played.
 
2009-12-20 10:01:23 AM
lol, dnrtfa, but I got in trouble in like 8th grade health class when I had to do a report on whatever STD and just straight up yahoo'd it (in the days before google, what with the onions on our belt and all) and pulled up this grody ass picture of the worst penis ever right in front of my teacher without knowing no better.
 
2009-12-20 10:09:36 AM
www.guidofistpump.com
 
2009-12-20 11:17:52 AM
Those aren't bedbug bites, Charlie.
 
2009-12-20 11:37:59 AM
erupt2001: /Yes, I'm a bitter New Jersey resident for 25 years

No one cares. Move to Iowa.
 
2009-12-20 12:01:44 PM
"the bedbug will only take your thumb, Charlie"

I seem to be missing a meme here.
 
2009-12-20 01:06:58 PM
more gems from that site:

www.clubitup.com
www.clubitup.com
www.clubitup.com
 
2009-12-20 01:14:42 PM
pxlboy: more gems from that site:

Why do so many of the Guido pics show people doing that weird mouth-thing? Is that supposed to mean something? Because, srsly, it looks kinda stupid.

/just sayin'.
 
2009-12-20 01:38:48 PM
Sass-O-Rev: that supposed to mean something

Its supposed to make them look good
(they think all that other stuff makes them look good too)
.... to be fair, .... they apparently DO look good.... to other Guido's

// Ya dont have to attract EVERYONE, just the ones you find attractive
/ not sure if it looks dumber on a girl than it does on the guys, but Im not a Guido (its not done for my benefit)
/ Im more "wtf" with that crap they rub on their skin to make it LOOK like they are not white
 
2009-12-20 01:39:25 PM
studebaker hoch: "the bedbug will only take your thumb, Charlie"

I seem to be missing a meme here.

The Pope of Greenwich Village
. Here's the scene in question (blue language).
 
2009-12-20 01:40:17 PM
JerseyTim: erupt2001: /Yes, I'm a bitter New Jersey resident for 25 years

No one cares. Move to Iowa.


Apparently you do enough to respond to my comment.

And yes, I'd rather live in Iowa and even Florida, then New Jersey.
 
2009-12-20 02:39:31 PM
thelordofcheese: Because a naked body = lewd. This SHOULD be easy to defeat in court. However, this is America...

Lewd act defined in NJ law: "include the exposing of the genitals for purpose of arousing or gratifying the sexual desire of the actor or of any other person." Oh, yeah, intent! Remember that? If his intent was to show evidence of an injury and not to be a pervert, he's not guilty!
 
2009-12-20 05:22:51 PM
Sass-O-Rev: Why do so many of the Guido pics show people doing that weird mouth-thing? Is that supposed to mean something? Because, srsly, it looks kinda stupid.

All I know is that's the face women make while I'm cumming on them.
 
2009-12-20 05:41:28 PM
Gulper Eel: studebaker hoch: "the bedbug will only take your thumb, Charlie"

I seem to be missing a meme here.

The Pope of Greenwich Village. Here's the scene in question (blue language).


I really hope Mickey Rourke kicked the arses of all the bad guys that took E. Roberts' thumb?!?!
 
2009-12-20 06:54:10 PM
His fault for not having the common sense to pull up a pant leg rather than exposing himself. I highly doubt the ONLY bedbug bites were on his buttocks.

Personally, I'd go to the doctor first and get the bites certified, that way the housing office couldn't claim they weren't there. Plus no danger of getting in hot water for dropping your pants.
 
2009-12-20 08:50:05 PM
That's a visor. That's a yoke.
You say "visser" and "yuk".


You get everything farked up.
You better bet on the right horse.


I'm worried about how
the jock's gonna look.


The Cheese Man has him lookin'
like some fag partyin' at Fire Island.


Forget the colors. Is this horse gonna
win? Are we gonna make some money?
 
2009-12-20 11:24:26 PM
I had bedbugs about six months ago, for the first time. I'd gladly eliminate the little bastards from the face of the Earth. As it is, the exterminators came in, sprayed toxic toxins all over the place, then sheathed my bed components in bedbug-proof covers. Haven't had a problem since.

I've learned to hate those little farks with the power of a thousand suns.
 
2009-12-20 11:44:32 PM
TopoGigo: AlwaysRightBoy: Ya pussy. Bed bugs gets you into this state.
deal with it and the politians

Yo. Words are sensing to make not me, catpussy. Your English is for talk like fag. Mongo not get basic sentence structure. Oog bored. BORED!!!!


Revel in your own mirror.
 
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