But he was disturbed by beef farmer Lance House, 50, and fell into a deep slurry pit as he fled through the darkness.

I humbly submit that this is the greatest sentence ever written in all of journalism.

Four fire crews were called to the scene and spent one hour rescuing him from the excrement using ropes and specialist equipment.

Yeh, because I can guarantee you that not one firefighter is willingly going to wade into a pit of shiat for this assclown.

I call bullshiat.

Something stinks about this story

Dieing in a slurry pit...what a shiatty way to go

Mentat: yogaFLAME: But he was disturbed by beef farmer Lance House, 50, and fell into a deep slurry pit as he fled through the darkness.

I humbly submit that this is the greatest sentence ever written in all of journalism.

And then a shot rang out!

"Rang out"? Inspired! (new window)

WE_DELIVER: Dieing in a slurry pit...what a shiatty way to go

Yeh, I heard that dieing is a really shiatty way of going. Supposedly, it's right on par with dying.

Well I learned something today. Never heard of a slurry pit before.

Maybe if this farmer hadn't been marching around with a torch, there would have been no need to host a fire brigade.

GCD: Dieing
Touché :-)

Man ure in trouble now

/got nuthin'

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Mods please delete that comment and ban that farker

for the good of us all.

Mentat: yogaFLAME: But he was disturbed by beef farmer Lance House, 50, and fell into a deep slurry pit as he fled through the darkness.

I humbly submit that this is the greatest sentence ever written in all of journalism.

And then a shot rang out!

The maid screamed! Just then, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon.

I wonder where this fool thought he was going with a tractor? A used car lot?

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Mods please delete that comment and ban that farker

for the good of us all.

Can't sleep, Gorgor links will eat me... O.o

Scurry in a hurry right into slurry. Fury.

Sounds like he should have taken more 'caition' over where he was running to ;0

You know who else made a swift getaway from a farm?

/watching it on TNT right now, of course

yogaFLAME: But he was disturbed by beef farmer Lance House, 50, and fell into a deep slurry pit as he fled through the darkness.

I humbly submit that this is the greatest sentence ever written in all of journalism.

I think it should be submitted to the bulwer-lytton contest

I HATE MANURE! (new window)

He was marooned to his neck in a cesspool? In Britain they call the res-q squad. In Texas we'd use him for target practice.

Gyrfalcon: Mentat: yogaFLAME: But he was disturbed by beef farmer Lance House, 50, and fell into a deep slurry pit as he fled through the darkness.

I humbly submit that this is the greatest sentence ever written in all of journalism.

And then a shot rang out!

The maid screamed! Just then, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon.

...and little early birdie came by in his curly whirly, and asked me if I needed a ride.

MBooda: You know who else made a swift getaway from a farm?

/watching it on TNT right now, of course

Fabulous!

If you were neck deep in a slurry pit and someone threw a bucket of vomit at your head, would you duck?

yogaFLAME: But he was disturbed by beef farmer Lance House, 50, and fell into a deep slurry pit as he fled through the darkness.

I humbly submit that this is the greatest sentence ever written in all of journalism.

It looks like the odds...



...were pitted against him.

D-Liver: It looks like the odds...
...were pitted against him.

You could even say he's...
...up sh*t creek

Barakku: D-Liver: It looks like the odds...
...were pitted against him.

You could even say he's...
...up sh*t creek


/YEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

Which is why this:

was invented.

Oh, and the name 'slurry' is so cute.

Ok, any farmers want to tell us WTF that shiat's used for?

Stay tuned for the new BBC comedy, "Yes, It's the Sewage Farm Attendant".

There once was a high lad from Somerset
thought 'the Follett Tractor i will get'
Startled by farmer House
scurried off like a mouse
and found himself in a slurry pit!

/sounds like a real shiat hole

TinfoilBerka: There once was a high lad from Somerset
thought 'the Follett Tractor i will get'
Startled by farmer House
scurried off like a mouse
and found himself in a slurry pit!

/sounds like a real shiat hole

I am more of a haiku person:

I fell into poo
Some of it got in my mouth
I must brush my teeth

"Howwwwwwdy-ho!"

D-Liver: TinfoilBerka: There once was a high lad from Somerset
thought 'the Follett Tractor i will get'
Startled by farmer House
scurried off like a mouse
and found himself in a slurry pit!

/sounds like a real shiat hole

I am more of a haiku person:

I fell into poo
Some of it got in my mouth
I must brush my teeth

Wanted a tractor
Go make a few crop circles
Plan went all to shiat

During High school in around 1990 we lived in upstate NY near Colgate University. My brother bought a beater Bombardier snowmobile I think it was 240cc 2 stroke that was only running on 1 of 2 cylinders and no working headlight. Our neighbor had a 380cc near new 4 stroke.

So one night their out running through some fields.

Our neighbor is leading the way and bouncing over all the little hills with my brother close behind. On 1 hill, Scott, my neighbor flies over a patch of ice. My brother hit the ice square and didn't have the power or speed to glide across and went right through, chest deep in a shiat pit.

Our neighbors dad came and pulled the sled out. The suit, sled and Neighbors dad's new $150.00 boots were shot. The sled sat in the barn for week and smell satyed for another year.

That's one of those stories that never gets old.

Bastard tractor thief deserved what he got!


Lets all post our tractors up!!

Um I find myself asking, 'what does this have to do with cows?'

He's in deep doo doo.

/I feel dirty, now.

tuffsnake: Um I find myself asking, 'what does this have to do with cows?'

That was yesterday. Try to keep up.

Small but does the job


//need to get some fuel nozzles for it. blah.

PsychoPhil: Which is why this:
was invented.
Oh, and the name 'slurry' is so cute.
Ok, any farmers want to tell us WTF that shiat's used for?

It depends, but usually fertilizer. It's basically just livestock shiat mixed with water.

Who said slutty pit?

Any UK Farkers aged around 30-35 will remember this from the public information film, Apaches. Life imitates art.

Apaches death scenes (^)

Slurry pit death is number two.

meekychuppet: Any UK Farkers aged around 30-35 will remember this from the public information film, Apaches. Life imitates art.

LOL, that takes you back!