It's not his fault. Those whores where asking for it!

at least he wasn't getting some ass.

FTA:
"This guy makes Michael Vick look like a charter member of PETA," Watt said.

Now that's impressive.

Ok I haven't read the article, but since this is Fark and it has the sick tag I have to assume some dude farked a horse.

FTFA: Police used surveillance camera recordings to identify Rivera. He was never caught in the act, although employees told police they saw someone bolt from the stables several times in the early-morning hours, Watt said.


How'd they figure out what he was doing - sniff test?

Who knew relations with smitty's mom would get you arrested?

I don't do this often, but deserves it

*golf clap*

It's all a mistake, he said his name was Horst Draper and there was a misunderstanding...

YouPeopleAreCrazy: FTA:
"This guy makes Michael Vick look like a charter member of PETA," Watt said.

Now that's impressive.

Didn't PETA ask Vick to do a commercial advocating anti dog fighting and in return they'll back him up for the NFL?

Neigh means NEIGH!!

YouPeopleAreCrazy: FTA:
"This guy makes Michael Vick look like a charter member of PETA," Watt said.

Now that's impressive.

Whatever, this guy LOVES animals. No, really.

it was you submitter, wasn't it? Pony up!

WIILLLLLLBBBUUURRRRRR! What the fark are you doing back there!?!?!?!?

subby, I had myself a chuckle.

But it wasn't rape-rape

Well, at least we got a great headline out of it.

/go Phils
//TRADED LEE!!! JERKS!

Mmmmmmmm Phillies...

YouPeopleAreCrazy: FTA:
"This guy makes Michael Vick look like a charter member of PETA," Watt said.

Now that's impressive.

Nothing like a little police exaggeration to rile up the press.

Did he starve the horses and abuse them so that they would kill each other, kicking at each other and biting out the throats of the other animals?

Why we should be eating horses instead of riding them (new window)

tomWright: Depends:
Sexy filly;



or sexy Phillies;

Nice pic of Windy Willams.

Horse PUSSY OH NOOOs

YouPeopleAreCrazy: FTA:
"This guy makes Michael Vick look like a charter member of PETA," Watt said.

Now that's impressive.

but Charter sucks?

TheWizard: YouPeopleAreCrazy: FTA:
"This guy makes Michael Vick look like a charter member of PETA," Watt said.

Now that's impressive.

Nothing like a little police exaggeration to rile up the press.

Did he starve the horses and abuse them so that they would kill each other, kicking at each other and biting out the throats of the other animals?

I'm guessing, having seen horse genitalia in person, that the animals were vaguely aware that something was going on "down there" but were much more annoyed by being tied up. I can't see a human doing much actual injury to a horse by ****ing it. That doesn't make it right, obviously.

Honestly. When I see a horse, I don't think "mmm, what a great lay that'd be". Where do these people come from?

StreetlightInTheGhetto: Rann Xerox: He wish he knew how to quit him.

That's gonna haunt my neightmares.

Hay, just hope you don't scream till your horse.

I'm Rick James,

B-b-b-biatch!

"This guy makes Michael Vick look like a charter member of PETA," Watt said.

...Because putting a human penis in a slot built for a 2' horse penis is much worse than training dogs to kill each other and beating, shooting and hanging them when they don't.

Phillies fan arrested?

drtfa

VulpesVulpes: "This guy makes Michael Vick look like a charter member of PETA," Watt said.

...Because putting a human penis in a slot built for a 2' horse penis is much worse than training dogs to kill each other and beating, shooting and hanging them when they don't.

This is America, sex is far worse than violence.

WTF Indeed: and two misdemeanors - sexual misconduct with an animal and petty larceny
Who knew taking a horses virginity was a misdemeanor?

He stole their hearts...

"WILLLBUUURRR!!"

Maybe he was filming "2 Men, 1 Horse, Part 2" ?

(Don't have the link, but i'm sure Gorgor will oblige).

VulpesVulpes: "This guy makes Michael Vick look like a charter member of PETA," Watt said.

...Because putting a human penis in a slot built for a 2' horse penis is much worse than training dogs to kill each other and beating, shooting and hanging them when they don't.

There's nothing in TFA indicating which orifice he used.

/the mind boggles, fairly

AW, WHY THE LONG FACE

No Such Agency: Honestly. When I see a horse, I don't think "mmm, what a great lay that'd be". Where do these people come from?

Last week I saw a really hot cow. I was tempted, but my mom always told me to stay away from Jersey girls.

Kenneth Pinyan approves.

DiscoSuperfly: AW, WHY THE LONG O-FACE???

FTFY.

Bet he can't wait for SATC 2.

YouPeopleAreCrazy: FTA:
"This guy makes Michael Vick look like a charter member of PETA," Watt said.

Now that's impressive.

Having sex with some horses is worse than forcing a bunch of dogs to kill and cripple eachother?

Mr Hands approves.

/Do not Google that.
//Seriously, do not Google that.

Safer:

NSFW (new window)

Fluorescent Testicle: Mr Hands approves.

/Do not Google that.
//Seriously, do not Google that.

Why not? herbie hancock is good jams.

try again

NSFW (new window)