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jake_lex

2009-12-19 12:15:22 AM

Here's what will happen: Patrick Stewart will go in to see Queen Elizabeth to be knighted, and he'll think that he'd like to see her naked, so all her clothes fall off. And then the Queen will be scrabbling around, but even before she can get her knickers back on, he's seen everything. He's seen it all.

Forty-Two

2009-12-19 12:15:35 AM

That's wonderful!

/ No, really, I don't have anything snarky to say. Congratulations to him.
// "Sir Patrick, Sir Patrick, Sir Patrick, 'Action!' Captain: 'THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!' 'CUT!' Sir Patrick, Sir Patrick..."

SilentStrider

2009-12-19 12:16:57 AM

Awesome. Can't think of anyone who deserves it more.

ChiliBoots

2009-12-19 12:18:22 AM

The after party will be serving erotic cakes.

piggypiggypiggyfarkpiggypiggy

2009-12-19 12:29:43 AM

'bout bloody time...

BKITU

2009-12-19 12:57:25 AM

ChiliBoots: The after party will be serving erotic cakes.

That's just somebody on a toilet....

Confabulat

2009-12-19 01:01:43 AM

Bah, he was already a king in Excaliber.

DamnYankees

2009-12-19 01:09:02 AM

I saw him do MacBeth live. Amazing actor. Happy to see it.

the_be_sharps

2009-12-19 01:11:45 AM

Engage.

Ass Exploder

2009-12-19 01:54:46 AM

Offer rescinded after seeing:

www.thepsn.org

I keed, I love that movie.

Jeezum Crow

2009-12-19 01:57:19 AM

jake_lex: Here's what will happen: Patrick Stewart will go in to see Queen Elizabeth to be knighted, and he'll think that he'd like to see her naked, so all her clothes fall off. And then the Queen will be scrabbling around, but even before she can get her knickers back on, he's seen everything. He's seen it all.

Killed it right out of the gate! Well done.

Wolsey

2009-12-19 02:00:17 AM

Well played subby.

Rob Anybody

2009-12-19 02:01:11 AM

Forty-Two: That's wonderful!

/ No, really, I don't have anything snarky to say. Congratulations to him.
// "Sir Patrick, Sir Patrick, Sir Patrick, 'Action!' Captain: 'THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!' 'CUT!' Sir Patrick, Sir Patrick..."

"You are aware that I do not actually captain a starship?"

The All-Powerful Atheismo

2009-12-19 02:01:18 AM

texdent

2009-12-19 02:02:55 AM

Will there be four ~~lights~~ swords to knight him?

Shrapnel

2009-12-19 02:07:55 AM

Damn, call me misinformed, but I thought he was already a Sir.

Good for him.

/does that mean he's gay?

crab66

2009-12-19 02:09:15 AM

The All-Powerful Atheismo

2009-12-19 02:10:16 AM

Shrapnel: Damn, call me misinformed, but I thought he was already a Sir.

I have to.

www.nerve.com

The All-Powerful Atheismo

2009-12-19 02:14:53 AM

The All-Powerful Atheismo

2009-12-19 02:16:10 AM

Britney Spear's Speculum

2009-12-19 02:16:37 AM

I thought he was already knighted!! This is so cool!

/Knight David Tennant too

Shrapnel

2009-12-19 02:18:26 AM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Shrapnel: Damn, call me misinformed, but I thought he was already a Sir.

I have to.

I probably deserve it. :P

The All-Powerful Atheismo

2009-12-19 02:20:53 AM

Britney Spear's Speculum: I thought he was already knighted!! This is so cool!

/Knight David Tennant too

Another one? Time for the:

www.ratemyeverything.net

homeoftheblues

2009-12-19 02:24:58 AM

Kittypie070

2009-12-19 02:38:08 AM

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall I can meow is "w00t."

limboslam

2009-12-19 02:40:31 AM

"Hmmmm.....good. Tired of these hats."

scamp-dun-emer

2009-12-19 02:53:55 AM

Took longer than I expected. Congrats to him. Finally.

GrizzlyAdamsRox

2009-12-19 02:55:34 AM

I thought he was older that he is. So that makes him around 47 when he started TNG?

The All-Powerful Atheismo

2009-12-19 03:03:15 AM

The All-Powerful Atheismo

2009-12-19 03:03:51 AM

The All-Powerful Atheismo

2009-12-19 03:05:37 AM

The All-Powerful Atheismo

2009-12-19 03:06:31 AM

The All-Powerful Atheismo

2009-12-19 03:07:33 AM

And finally this for the WTF factor

4.bp.blogspot.com

homeoftheblues

2009-12-19 03:09:53 AM

homeoftheblues

2009-12-19 03:12:01 AM

Shrapnel: Damn, call me misinformed, but I thought he was already a Sir.

Good for him.

/does that mean he's gay?

The_Sponge

2009-12-19 03:13:42 AM

Awesome. Hopefully, they will knight Brian Johnson next.

homeoftheblues

2009-12-19 03:15:25 AM

homeoftheblues: Shrapnel: Damn, call me misinformed, but I thought he was already a Sir.

Good for him.

/does that mean he's gay?

Also:

i194.photobucket.com

The All-Powerful Atheismo

2009-12-19 03:17:46 AM

Britney Spear's Speculum: I thought he was already knighted!! This is so cool!

/Knight David Tennant too

img.thesun.co.uk

puffy999

2009-12-19 03:31:27 AM

MAAAARS

/obscure?
//no, it isn't

Nickers

2009-12-19 04:09:31 AM

SilentStrider: Awesome. Can't think of anyone who deserves it more.

Agreed. Congratulations Patrick! :D

tehotherbilly

2009-12-19 04:12:08 AM

Wow, this news probably made Number One go number two.

Knight Errant

2009-12-19 04:19:55 AM

Here's to the finest knight in Starfleet!

/Engage.

Alphax

2009-12-19 05:25:40 AM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: And finally this for the WTF factor

I remember that picture from my 2400 bps, dial-up BBS days, pre-Internet. Yes, that exact same picture.

gadian

2009-12-19 05:43:54 AM

Yay! 'bout time. The man has so much range its incredible. Yeah, i'm a self hating 'murican who thinks that your average Brit actor is better than an American one.

Phil Moskowitz

2009-12-19 05:54:03 AM

When are you going to cut that shiat out and ditch the old crone?

I saw her looking dour riding the tube the other day. What the hell is the point?

jeanwearinfool

2009-12-19 05:55:10 AM

Which means Xmen was filmed starring two knights, which is cool, I guess.

/Captain obvious.

eddyatwork

2009-12-19 07:01:38 AM

There are FOUR knights!

Leggymountbattan

2009-12-19 07:08:53 AM