So that means she's in South Beach over the weekend?

I once slammed Virginia with 24 inches
(yes, four inches six times)

My wife and I are moving tomorrow.

UPDATE: My wife and I were supposed to move tomorrow.

ahhhhhh. i am gonna sit back and take it all in:)

3 of those inches were mine, baby

i'm stuck at work since i don't want to drive in this mess.

Meh. The UK has had a quarter of an inch this week. The whole country has rolled over and reached for a cigarette.

If only there was an international conference to discuss and resolve global warming, that poor Virginia would be OK.

Eastern NC, we dodged this bullet.

Guess Virginia is no longer a virgin

Wish me luck!

/moving from Cleveland to Charlotte, NC on Sunday....

I'm stuck in Kuwait because Virginia is getting slammed, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies...

/can't even get a beer to drink away my sorrows!

GIS Virginia porn:

WTF?!?!!

Just got back from drunken sledding. Good times I tell ya!

Relatively Obscure: fearmongert: GIS Virginia porn:

WTF?!?!!

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

Gorgor made me....

fearmongert: WTF?!?!!

Virginia Puff-Paint is a collaborative craft-porn installation and performance project by Jeremy Laing and Will Munro that features asexual fantasy creatures mutually exploring their mutable multiple genitalia with the help of an all too willing audience.(p)

SFW but kinda freaky.

Already have 5 inches here in Baltimore.

/and I'm spent

ProdigalSigh: fearmongert: WTF?!?!!

Virginia Puff-Paint is a collaborative craft-porn installation and performance project by Jeremy Laing and Will Munro that features asexual fantasy creatures mutually exploring their mutable multiple genitalia with the help of an all too willing audience.(p)

SFW but kinda freaky.

KINDA?

lunkhed: Meh. The UK has had a quarter of an inch this week. The whole country has rolled over and reached for a cigarette.

Well if the uk got a quarter inch...and Virginia got 20....WTF did Africa get?!?!

So far this thread is not about where I live we get more snow than you do, so I am happy. And this snowfall is nothing to sneeze at. It is compounded by Virginians having no clue how to drive on snow and are ill-prepared to clear it out. Stupid southerners. Stay safe.

Ltar:
lunkhed: Meh. The UK has had a quarter of an inch this week. The whole country has rolled over and reached for a cigarette.

Well if the uk got a quarter inch...and Virginia got 20....WTF did Africa get?!?!

AIDS

/Yes, going to hell... just don't want to stand in any damned lines when I get there

Sweet Virgina (exile on main street)
- Jagger/Richard

Wadin' through the waste stormy winter,
and there's not a friend to help you through.
Tryin' to stop the waves behind your eyeballs,
drop your reds, drop your greens and blues.
Thank you for your wine, California,
thank you for your sweet and bitter fruits.
Yes I got the desert in my toenail
and I hid the speed inside my shoe.
But Come on, come on down Sweet Virginia,
come on, honey child, I beg of you.
Come on, come on down, you got it in you.
(honey child)
Got to scrape that shait right off you shoes.

I gotta drive from lower Illinois to the Eastern foothills in North Carolina so I'm not getting a kick out of this unexpected snow.

And the I40 closure.

Why didn't I think of that?

fearmongert: GIS Virginia porn:

WTF?!?!!

Art or not, that's something you need to warn us about.

L Ron Hubbard's Last Fart: fearmongert: GIS Virginia porn:

WTF?!?!!

Art or not, that's something you need to warn us about.

Consider that a PSA

*insert "The More You Know" graphic here*

Virginia tends to whine and freak out over the least bit of such attention; I can't even imagine what sort of reaction this will get today. People have already begun to place bets on how many inches Virginia can tolerate.

It's going to be much deeper than usual, there won't be any way to avoid it or to reason with it, and today's assault will last for hours. (After a short while, under this kind of pressure, everything will start to feel numb soon.) By the time it eventually eases up and for a while after that, all you can see will be blanketed in the thick white stuff. Kids (especially drunk teenagers) will be eager to see all the action first-hand, although most adults wouldn't dare allow the younger ones to witness this degree of severity.

/ this is fun!
// a little help?

Giggity!

*enjoying have to wait another six hours to get home because two of RIC's snowplows ran into each other*

Seriously, I love my state but it's true, VA can't handle snow for shiat.

lunkhed: Meh. The UK has had a quarter of an inch this week. The whole country has rolled over and reached for a cigarette.

Fair play - we had a couple of blowing leaves too

I have that DVD!

I live in Athens, OH. The weatherheads are all flipping their shiat over a "major winter storm" that we're allegedly in the midst of. I got a little worried, as I have to deliver pizza tomorrow, and my good car is in the shop. I'm stuck with the poorly running automatic with busted front springs, stiff steering, one sticky brake, and substandard tires. Looking outside, though, I'm not quite as worried as I was 6 hours ago.

/pointless story, bro.
/\/no, I don't understand slashie etiquette. Sue me.

/ giggles at Fooshards

JeEz people, you are haunting me. I spent many years with a Virginia, Thought we would be together forever, well the idea made me miserable, but you get the point. Then I the great gift of a curable STD, followed by months of complete weirdness. To top it all off, I find out she having the completely consuming affair with the SWAT Shartshooter for SoCal Sheriff's department. I get harrassed by another guy she spurned at the sheriff's deparment who is telling me all these lurid details of who she is carrying on at work and harrassing with these details, a cop too. He and her cop stalker were having cybex sex, and then he used to email me transcripts. She put me through hell, finally we parted ways, qnd five years later I feel like I got PTS Syndrome.

To recap never cheated on her, she gives me STD, she has at least ono serious affair, she has one failed affair, and that guy starts stalking me. Finally she leaves. Loses the torrid affair because the stalker keeps hassrassing her lover, looses me because I become an emotional wreck. If you are reading this Virginia hanks a farking lot, Nearly 5 years later and I am barely back on my feet .

Was just driving my wife to work in NOVA Tyson's Corner area. Got passed on the right by some idiot in a big 4X4 pick up truck on Rt 7. I was doing 20 he must have been doing 30+. Benz ML350-no problem with riding around in the stuff.

RE previous thread about DC area drivers...biggest douches on the roads.

Roads only half plowed, parking lots so-so. Back streets not at all. Heavier snow still predicted.

/Cool story brah

I'm impressed. Fifty posts in and only one retard saying global warming is fake. I guess it's more fun to make a dick joke than to beat the dead horse of "lol snow disproves global warming".

krusader3z: I gotta drive from lower Illinois to the Eastern foothills in North Carolina so I'm not getting a kick out of this unexpected snow.

And the I40 closure.

I'd not make that trip on Saturday. 19/23 from the north is a mess. I'm in Asheville and the yardstick shows 14" out back. 26 to the south isn't too hot. With 40 closed near TN your options are go though Johnson City and come down, the other routes (to the south) are probably closed.

It's a mess out here in WNC today. I heard a bunch of noise early this morning, rolled over and went back to bed. Right now there is a little Honda sitting sideways in front of my house with 3 people...all whom look drunk...trying to move it.

castufari: krusader3z: I gotta drive from lower Illinois to the Eastern foothills in North Carolina so I'm not getting a kick out of this unexpected snow.

And the I40 closure.

I'd not make that trip on Saturday. 19/23 from the north is a mess. I'm in Asheville and the yardstick shows 14" out back. 26 to the south isn't too hot. With 40 closed near TN your options are go though Johnson City and come down, the other routes (to the south) are probably closed.

It's a mess out here in WNC today. I heard a bunch of noise early this morning, rolled over and went back to bed. Right now there is a little Honda sitting sideways in front of my house with 3 people...all whom look drunk...trying to move it.


Are they a bunch of college boys?