Are the admins declaring today cow day? I'm waiting for the appearance of the cow trainers, cow stand-ins, and cow assistants.

He's Bo Vine! Do-wang do-wang-dowang!

That is no way to talk about your wife.

Deadhouseplants: secret word

The headline randomly reminded me of a time in high school French class: "Madame Howard" had just finished telling us that in French, the basic equivalent of "oh rats" was "oh la vache" (literally, "oh the cow") when she suddenly looked past us out the window and said "Oh la vache!!"

We all turned around and, casually meandering up the school driveway past the building as if she belonged there, was a cow.

Some yards behind her was what appeared to be a butcher, wearing a blood-soaked apron and rubber gloves.

It was a bit random.

Don't have a cow, man!

Disgusting. How is putting a price on an animal any different than putting a price on slaves? I'm a student of history, and I can state with conviction that this sort of act is unprecedented. Maybe kenyansecretmuslim.ru was right. Maybe Barack Obama is destroying our way of life.

Huskadoodle: So you went there instead of the black chick joke right.

Went where? The ethical road that PETA preaches? I hate clichés, but animals are people, too.

Half Witt: Eid al-Adha calls.

I do not have his number in my contact list so I am not picking up the phone.

Huskadoodle: Mike_LowELL: Disgusting. How is putting a price on an animal any different than putting a price on slaves? I'm a student of history, and I can state with conviction that this sort of act is unprecedented. Maybe kenyansecretmuslim.ru was right. Maybe Barack Obama is destroying our way of life.

So you went there instead of the black chick joke right.

Thanks a freakin' lot. Now I'm hungry AND horny.

The cow is hiding. The pig told her what was in store for her.

The odd thing about the bulletin is that there is no mower county in Texas.

Its probably in Clark County