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davidphogan

2009-12-18 07:31:49 PM

People have been warning me I should eat beef for years, or one day the cows would rise up and kill us all. I never believed them, but I'm realizing I may unfortunately find they were right.

brap

2009-12-18 08:59:45 PM

Everybody called me, the cowherd of the county?

Yes it's come to Kenny Loggins lyrics. I will throw myself from the window know.

LordOfThePings

2009-12-18 10:35:25 PM

Care to narrow that down some, subby?

brap

2009-12-18 10:49:31 PM

LordOfThePings: Care to narrow that down some, subby?

There is no narrowing to be had. They're EVERYWHERE! EVERYWHERE, I tell you! Chewing, plotting, waiting. EVERYWHERE! Who would be knocking at this hour?

Hell-AIEEEEEEE!

SwiftFox

2009-12-18 10:50:47 PM

As a predator capable of doing math, I can only heartily approve of being outnumbered, or at least outmassed, by tasty herbivorous animals.

brap

2009-12-18 11:07:11 PM

SwiftFox: As a predator capable of doing math, I can only heartily approve of being outnumbered, or at least outmassed, by tasty herbivorous animals.

Keep telling yourself that humanoid.

- Transformation nearly complete, typing with hooves.

cryinoutloud

2009-12-18 11:11:49 PM

I think the Fark link selector has broken. And the subbies have realized it.

Stop, in the name of god. Stop with the cows.

peachy92

2009-12-18 11:38:00 PM

Is Gary Larson the mod tonight? Or did the Chick-Fil-A cows invade Lexington?

Humidor

2009-12-19 01:47:05 AM

Please, please, no more cows...I beg of you...

Arkanaut

2009-12-19 01:48:28 AM

Clark County? Is that where the Fark servers are?

octavedoctor

2009-12-19 01:49:12 AM

Cows have taken over ~~Clark county~~ Fark.

/ftfy

sharkeyca

2009-12-19 01:49:21 AM

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

ProdigalSigh

2009-12-19 01:51:01 AM

I don't know.

birdistasty

2009-12-19 01:51:16 AM

The other half has a serious obsession with cows (ok, not really - he just really likes 'em). If I didn't know better, I'd say he was responsible for the influx of cow stories.

/he's not
//been snoring for the last half hour, and was playing some baseball game earlier

TinfoilBerka

2009-12-19 01:51:27 AM

OCD Fark mod says "Cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows.. Cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows! COWS!!!1elventyhundredelventy!1!

CaptainWes

2009-12-19 01:52:27 AM

Jaric

2009-12-19 01:53:21 AM

As someone who already lives in an area where cows outnumber humans all I can say is: Welcome to the club!

TinfoilBerka

2009-12-19 01:54:07 AM

/Hot like BBQ cow in a burning barn

pervvywanker

2009-12-19 01:54:31 AM

The problem of having sex with cows is that you have to get down off the stump and walk around front to kiss them.

macsenwledig

2009-12-19 01:55:21 AM

brap: Everybody called me, the cowherd of the county?

Yes it's come to Kenny Loggins lyrics. I will throw myself from the window know.

err....wrong Kenny. If you're gonna paraphrase someone at least give credit where credit's due!

CaesarSneezy

2009-12-19 01:55:51 AM

ProdigalSigh

2009-12-19 01:56:43 AM

I'm bored at work.

vibeulator

2009-12-19 01:58:21 AM

Athens, GA. FTW.

alanocu

2009-12-19 01:58:43 AM

happy cow is HAPPY

imgur.com

octavedoctor

2009-12-19 02:02:10 AM

GIS for "cattle rebellion"

fearmongert

2009-12-19 02:03:06 AM

Tonight's FARK moderator:

Coelacanth

2009-12-19 02:03:30 AM

It looks like somebody has a beef with Fark.

ProdigalSigh

2009-12-19 02:05:09 AM

She comes in colors everywhere

2009-12-19 02:06:01 AM

macsenwledig: brap: Everybody called me, the cowherd of the county?

Yes it's come to Kenny Loggins lyrics. I will throw myself from the window know.

err....wrong Kenny. If you're gonna paraphrase someone at least give credit where credit's due!

That's called trolling. In a cow thread.

/hawt like James P. Kirk

She comes in colors everywhere

2009-12-19 02:08:01 AM

approves.

Rob Anybody

2009-12-19 02:09:27 AM

Jaysus, enough abou' the coo-beasties.

/will gie you sich a kickin'!

octavedoctor

2009-12-19 02:11:25 AM

homeoftheblues

2009-12-19 02:11:42 AM

pervvywanker: The problem of having sex with cows is that you have to get down off the stump and walk around front to kiss them.

img.thesun.co.uk

I see what you did there

brap

2009-12-19 02:12:44 AM

macsenwledig: brap: Everybody called me, the cowherd of the county?

Yes it's come to Kenny Loggins lyrics. I will throw myself from the window know.

err....wrong Kenny. If you're gonna paraphrase someone at least give credit where credit's due!

Shhh. I know. I was afraid if I said his REAL name aloud he would show up all DARK LORD like.

fearmongert

2009-12-19 02:13:04 AM

She comes in colors everywhere: macsenwledig: brap: Everybody called me, the cowherd of the county?

Yes it's come to Kenny Loggins lyrics. I will throw myself from the window know.

err....wrong Kenny. If you're gonna paraphrase someone at least give credit where credit's due!

That's called trolling. In a cow thread.

/hawt like James P. Kirk

Can you troll in a cow thread? Is that even physically possible?!?!

ProdigalSigh

2009-12-19 02:14:44 AM

She comes in colors everywhere: hawt like James P. Kirk

It's T, for Tiberius.

mydisguises.com

Your life is now complete.

siagis

2009-12-19 02:15:15 AM

moo

Cold_Sassy

2009-12-19 02:15:25 AM

cryinoutloud: I think the Fark link selector has broken. And the subbies have realized it.

Stop, in the name of god. Stop with the cows.

It's not news, it's... COW.com

mreuther

2009-12-19 02:15:28 AM