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(Some Guy)   Cows have taken over Clark County   ( wxow.com) divider line
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6976 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Dec 2009 at 1:43 AM (8 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2009-12-18 07:31:49 PM  
People have been warning me I should eat beef for years, or one day the cows would rise up and kill us all. I never believed them, but I'm realizing I may unfortunately find they were right.
 
2009-12-18 08:59:45 PM  
Everybody called me, the cowherd of the county?

Yes it's come to Kenny Loggins lyrics. I will throw myself from the window know.
 
2009-12-18 10:35:25 PM  
Care to narrow that down some, subby?
 
2009-12-18 10:49:31 PM  

LordOfThePings: Care to narrow that down some, subby?


There is no narrowing to be had. They're EVERYWHERE! EVERYWHERE, I tell you! Chewing, plotting, waiting. EVERYWHERE! Who would be knocking at this hour?

Hell-AIEEEEEEE!
 
2009-12-18 10:50:47 PM  
As a predator capable of doing math, I can only heartily approve of being outnumbered, or at least outmassed, by tasty herbivorous animals.
 
2009-12-18 11:07:11 PM  

SwiftFox: As a predator capable of doing math, I can only heartily approve of being outnumbered, or at least outmassed, by tasty herbivorous animals.


Keep telling yourself that humanoid.

- Transformation nearly complete, typing with hooves.
 
2009-12-18 11:11:49 PM  
I think the Fark link selector has broken. And the subbies have realized it.

Stop, in the name of god. Stop with the cows.
 
2009-12-18 11:38:00 PM  
Is Gary Larson the mod tonight? Or did the Chick-Fil-A cows invade Lexington?
 
2009-12-19 01:47:05 AM  
Please, please, no more cows...I beg of you...
 
2009-12-19 01:48:28 AM  
Clark County? Is that where the Fark servers are?
 
2009-12-19 01:49:12 AM  
Cows have taken over Clark county Fark.

/ftfy
 
2009-12-19 01:49:21 AM  
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COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
 
2009-12-19 01:51:01 AM  
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I don't know.
 
2009-12-19 01:51:16 AM  
The other half has a serious obsession with cows (ok, not really - he just really likes 'em). If I didn't know better, I'd say he was responsible for the influx of cow stories.

/he's not
//been snoring for the last half hour, and was playing some baseball game earlier
 
2009-12-19 01:51:27 AM  
OCD Fark mod says "Cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows.. Cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows cows! COWS!!!1elventyhundredelventy!1!
 
2009-12-19 01:52:27 AM  
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2009-12-19 01:53:21 AM  
As someone who already lives in an area where cows outnumber humans all I can say is: Welcome to the club!
 
2009-12-19 01:54:07 AM  
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/Hot like BBQ cow in a burning barn
 
2009-12-19 01:54:31 AM  
The problem of having sex with cows is that you have to get down off the stump and walk around front to kiss them.
 
2009-12-19 01:55:21 AM  

brap: Everybody called me, the cowherd of the county?

Yes it's come to Kenny Loggins lyrics. I will throw myself from the window know.


err....wrong Kenny. If you're gonna paraphrase someone at least give credit where credit's due!
 
2009-12-19 01:55:51 AM  
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2009-12-19 01:56:43 AM  
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I'm bored at work.
 
2009-12-19 01:58:21 AM  
Athens, GA. FTW.
 
2009-12-19 01:58:43 AM  
happy cow is HAPPY

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2009-12-19 02:02:10 AM  
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GIS for "cattle rebellion"
 
2009-12-19 02:02:38 AM  
Seriously which mod has the cow fetish?
 
2009-12-19 02:03:06 AM  
Tonight's FARK moderator:
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2009-12-19 02:03:30 AM  
It looks like somebody has a beef with Fark.

 
2009-12-19 02:05:09 AM  
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2009-12-19 02:06:01 AM  

macsenwledig: brap: Everybody called me, the cowherd of the county?

Yes it's come to Kenny Loggins lyrics. I will throw myself from the window know.

err....wrong Kenny. If you're gonna paraphrase someone at least give credit where credit's due!


That's called trolling. In a cow thread.

/hawt like James P. Kirk
 
2009-12-19 02:08:01 AM  
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approves.
 
2009-12-19 02:09:27 AM  
Jaysus, enough abou' the coo-beasties.

/will gie you sich a kickin'!
 
2009-12-19 02:11:25 AM  
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2009-12-19 02:11:42 AM  

pervvywanker: The problem of having sex with cows is that you have to get down off the stump and walk around front to kiss them.


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I see what you did there
 
2009-12-19 02:12:44 AM  

macsenwledig: brap: Everybody called me, the cowherd of the county?

Yes it's come to Kenny Loggins lyrics. I will throw myself from the window know.

err....wrong Kenny. If you're gonna paraphrase someone at least give credit where credit's due!


Shhh. I know. I was afraid if I said his REAL name aloud he would show up all DARK LORD like.
 
2009-12-19 02:13:04 AM  

She comes in colors everywhere: macsenwledig: brap: Everybody called me, the cowherd of the county?

Yes it's come to Kenny Loggins lyrics. I will throw myself from the window know.

err....wrong Kenny. If you're gonna paraphrase someone at least give credit where credit's due!

That's called trolling. In a cow thread.

/hawt like James P. Kirk


Can you troll in a cow thread? Is that even physically possible?!?!
 
2009-12-19 02:14:44 AM  

She comes in colors everywhere: hawt like James P. Kirk


It's T, for Tiberius.

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Your life is now complete.
 
2009-12-19 02:15:15 AM  
moo
 
2009-12-19 02:15:25 AM  

cryinoutloud: I think the Fark link selector has broken. And the subbies have realized it.

Stop, in the name of god. Stop with the cows.


It's not news, it's... COW.com
 
2009-12-19 02:15:28 AM  
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2009-12-19 02:16:44 AM  
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Viva la revolution!
 
2009-12-19 02:18:35 AM  
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/as hot as the future after the cowpocalypse
 
2009-12-19 02:18:45 AM  
Yes, but do they race the cows?
 
2009-12-19 02:19:59 AM  
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Cows With GUNS! (new window)
 
2009-12-19 02:20:01 AM  
^^ needs to refresh before posting.

I'm full 'o fail tonight. Either more whiskey or less. I think I'll try the former, and see where that gets me.
 
2009-12-19 02:22:58 AM  
I ,for one, bow down to our new bovine overlords...
 
2009-12-19 02:23:28 AM  
Was I the only one that thought of Las Vegas when they mentioned Clark County?
 
2009-12-19 02:25:27 AM  
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Be afraid. Be very afraid.
 
2009-12-19 02:25:45 AM  
I hear they're already looking into changing the spelling to "Cownty."
 
2009-12-19 02:27:04 AM  
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RIP Clark County

 
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