Wanted for questioning.

/Hot like Lynn

hey, people the world over want to get farked up. amazing

Chewing narcotic leaves? How antiqated.

And their qows chew their qhud?


/I taut I taw a pussy-qat

Every dat is Qatarday in Yemen

qat = cat?

Ah ahm noot shewing anyshing. Why doo you thinf I ahm shewing shumfing?

MrSteve007: qat = cat?

"Q" with no "U" sounds like "K".

Airfoilsguy: Chewing on pussy is highly under rated

Or, maybe lowly over rated.

/ But I don't think so.

Obviously the solution is to spend more time masturbating.

When your cruise ship stops to fuel in Yemen, it's a real good idea to decline the invitation to get off to stretch your legs. Especially if you're female.

I heard chewing qat farks with your qi?

It's pronouced "TWCHAT"

nytmare: When your cruise ship stops to fuel in Yemen, it's a real good idea to decline the invitation to get off to stretch your legs. Especially if you're female.

Why, if I may ask?

/Besides the legal-to-rape-you-like-a-pack-of-drunk-monkeys thing. . .

tortilla burger: Every dat is Qatarday in Yemen

Every day is Qatarday in Qatar, surely.

I was really hoping this would be about cats that slowly but unmercifully drain Yemen's water supply, because that is just the sort of thing cats would do.

I am sorely disappointed.

It's illegal here, not entirely sure why; it's a pretty mild high.

/done pretending US drug law makes sense and rhyming

Verrai: tortilla burger: Every dat is Qatarday in Yemen

Every day is Qatarday in Qatar, surely.

Nope, don't chew it. It gives me catarrh.

MONSTERTRUCK: It's pronouced "TWCHAT"

Maybe this is a failed and unfunny joke, but, if not, you're just wrong. The Arabic letter qaa is pronounced as a k, but from the deep in the throat rather than the mouth.

Did someone say Qatarday?

from the deep in the throat rather than the mouth.

Lol

i'll say it is way off

Just a little pinch between your cheek and taint . . . .

The gov't over here in Israel really really wants to ban the thing (drugs are bad etc - as if half the goddamn country isn't on weed) but all the Yemenites won't let it. Oh and a few years back there was an awesome little pill they sold in kiosks around the country that claimed to be qat concentrate that felt like a coke/ecstasy combo and lasted for farking HOURS. They did ban that, though.

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Cashewing?

My friend (a Yemeni national) had his business compound in Sana'a stormed/looted during a riot a little while back and his bodyguards were powerless to help because they had sold all of their ammo for qat.

/cool story, brah

Not that they could be growing something to feed people or anything ...

So I go out and start my car and this guy on NPR says 'Cat chewing', and I'm like huh? He says it a couple more times and there's some kinda arabic dudes speaking in the background. I'm just like what the hell, I got this image of these arabic guys chewing on cats...? Just sat there sorta stunned with the car running and he finally says something about leaves and I get it, but man that was a funny moment.

"My friend (a Yemeni national) had his business compound in Sana'a stormed/looted during a riot a little while back and his bodyguards were powerless to help because they had sold all of their ammo for qat."

HMMMMMM if only we could get an Ammo 4 qat trade going on in the middle east maybe we could stabilize the region?!?!

/maybe?
//naaaaa

JeanLucPicard: Cashewing?



CATSHOEING?

I bet it aint shiat compared to this stuff.

"As NPR's Peter Kenyon reports, it's a tough habit to break.

Unidentified Man #1: (Foreign language spoken)"

that's some fine reportin', Lou.

(i love npr)

Bah, just tell em that it's an American conspiracy to keep them stupid.

amazing_live_seamonkeys: I bet it aint shiat compared to this stuff.

Yeah, but sooner or later boys graduate to the real stuff.



/Kodiak feels like slime in my lip to me.

Bad drug. Known to make users qatatonic.

Solution: Spray the plants with paraqat (pops!).

/Worked for Marijahuanna-na-na

//Oqay, not really

///Slash and burn

Good Lord! I've heard about this! Cat chewing!



/yes, I know the pic and quote don't match up

misanthropic1: It's illegal here, not entirely sure why; it's a pretty mild high.

It may be a mild high, but overall it's a horribly debilitating habit. I lived in Yemen for three years, and the entire country is essentially paralyzed from their qat habit, which takes precedence over most aspects of society. Also, their agricultural system, which for millennia produced self-sufficiency in grains and vegetables, is now primarily devoted to growing the stuff. Poor Yemeni families (which is, to say, the majority of Yemenis) often spend between 25% and 50+% of their family income on qat.

Wanted for questioning.

Huggermugger: misanthropic1: It's illegal here, not entirely sure why; it's a pretty mild high.

It may be a mild high, but overall it's a horribly debilitating habit. I lived in Yemen for three years, and the entire country is essentially paralyzed from their qat habit, which takes precedence over most aspects of society. Also, their agricultural system, which for millennia produced self-sufficiency in grains and vegetables, is now primarily devoted to growing the stuff. Poor Yemeni families (which is, to say, the majority of Yemenis) often spend between 25% and 50+% of their family income on qat.

Sounds like a national qatastrophe.

Sneezing is draining Yemen's water supply?