I really enjoy smoked pork.

In other news: Stolen tanker truck full of BBQ sauce last seen headed towards Trenton.

instabacon




/yes, three times.

ceremony_1968: Instabacon: An idea whose time has come.

eraser8 Quote 2009-12-18 09:01:10 PM
216.77.188.54

Anyway, now the price of swine willl go up. Glad I bought a pack of bacon last week.

Also, is PBF officially over for good? That's what's sad.

For us Gary Larsen's Farside fans, A day at the Baco-Bits ranch. Or something like that.

Cowboy tossing a hand grenade into a pig pen.

After the cow and chicken fires earlier in the day, I just want to know one thing: which Farker lit the fire to ensure the trifecta?

A hedgehog was also killed.

Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Now that's a fire!

I hope you're going to be eating that...

Great shot! Um I mean please don't shoot the hawks.

/THE BIG KEY! BELOW ALL THE LITTLE KEYS!!!!
//Obscure?

CaesarSneezy: A hedgehog was also killed.

he was one day away from retirement too.

Ca you imagine a world with hoverbacon??

wouldn't that be a superfecta?

Canadian bacon.

it's not bacon. It's ham.

ham is not bacon.

hmmm, a fire just after you ship out all of your inventory? probably just reupped on the insurance policy too, by coincidence of course.

Oh, thank God MINE are alright.



Phew!

Thanks for the graphic.


Posted by: Jimbo Location: Black Creek on Dec 17, 2009 at 05:49 AM

In a totally unrelated story, please come out and support the Jone County Volunteer Firefighters who will be selling BBQ plates tomorrow.
Posted by: Bill Location: Greenville on Dec 16, 2009 at 08:56 PM

Alright I am heading that way with a fork and knife. :)

Who posted this? Fess up.

My condoloinces.

I'm thinking of hundreds of screaming, burning alive, pigs, and you all are joking about BACON.

My hog fire story (I know cool story etc..). When I was 10 or so we had a hog house fire, we were going to sell the next day so the building was full. We lost about 1000 head of hogs. When the insurance agent wanted proof my dad told him he was welcome to go out there and count them, needless to say after taking a quick look he agreed that the count was correct.

Now how to clean up a 1000 burnt hogs? I can guarantee you they did not smell like bacon. We ended up digging a very large hole in the field and tossing them in, this was 25 years ago so I don't think that the environmental concerns were to great at the time especially in Iowa.

The next problem was that dad misjudged the size of hole that was going to be needed and it got a lot fuller then he thought it was going to. So now we have a huge hole in the filed with hogs buried to close to the surface luckily it was fall and freezing weather was just around the corner. Fast forward to the next summer the corn was up and we had petty much put the fire behind us when my dog starts brining up to the house what looks like hams. At first we took them away from her but she would show up the next day with another one. Of cause it did not take long to put two and two together and figure out what was going on we quickly learned that there was no point in filling in the hole that the dog dug she would just did another one. This continued for years I could not believe how deep they would did to get to the pigs, you would think that all the meat would have rotted and been gone after a short time but the dogs keep digging them up and they looked like leftovers from Christmas dinner. (The pork out lasted our first dog and our next dog found them when she was about a year old).

Yea I know rambling story poor grammar and bad spelling.

Did somebody actually go and search for stories about barn fires, just so they could complete the "accidental BBQ trifecta?"

You all are amazing. I might mean that in a good way.

Alright. It has open comments that need to be approved and you don't need to register or provide a fake e-mail addy. As it is 10:03 on a Friday night there, I assume nobody is approving anything. Either that or they saw that my post was an over the top troll. Or, they saw my IP addy says I am nowhere near there.

Hogocaust.

/Oh, the hamanity!

There's a Sephora ad on Fark?

That shows us that our average IQ is in the single digits. Grr.

Jim Gaffigan approves.

It could just be the drugs talking but I read "instabacon" first as
"in-stab-uh-con". Believing that for a split second made this headline of the year material for me.

I just heard of male cows.

Were any victims male sows?

This is exactly the way roast pig was invented: Link (new window)

bmihura: There's a Sephora ad on Fark?

That shows us that our average IQ is in the single digits. Grr.

Is potato a single digit?

cryinoutloud: Did somebody actually go and search for stories about barn fires, just so they could complete the "accidental BBQ trifecta?"

You all are amazing. I might mean that in a good way.

LOL
Yep. Submitted this right before I left for work, 10 hours ago.

/Subby

This is how they make Black Forest ham, right?

This little piggy went to market
This little piggy stayed home
This little piggy had roast beef (wtf?)
And this little piggy was trapped in the farm and burned alive!

Smoked bacon, yum